033 Impotence
"Captain Wang, what do you want? I didn't even see it come in! Ye Lianxiang carried a small sachet and stepped on the newly bought small leather shoes, and came in with a click.
"It's nothing, I just want my daughter-in-law!" Wang Baoyu said with a smile.
Ye Lianxiang heard the giggles, bent down on the table and asked, "Let's hear it, what kind of daughter-in-law can be worthy of our little face Baoyu?" ”
Ye Lianxiang's face was less than a foot away from Wang Baoyu, and the fat powder on her face was clearly audible, Wang Baoyu snorted and said with a smile: "I also wondered just now, the daughter-in-law I thought of is the same as Sister Lian!" ”
"Bunny, that's missing me!" Lian Yexiang smiled even more happily.
"The problem is that it's useless to think about it!" Wang Baoyu pretended to sigh regretfully.
"It's useful and useful, come to Sister Ye's office and give you something good." Ye Lianxiang said with a smile, and went to her office after speaking.
When Wang Baoyu heard this, she was a little confused, what good things could Ye Lianxiang have, and thought about it, since she said it, she couldn't refute her face, the past would pass, and she was afraid that she would not be able to eat herself in broad daylight.
Wang Baoyu followed Ye Lianxiang to the women's director's office, it was very clean inside, and there was a smell of potion, Ye Lianxiang sat in front of the office desk and asked Wang Baoyu to sit down too.
Wang Baoyu didn't sit down, took out a cigarette from his pocket, and as soon as he lit it, he was stopped by Ye Lianxiang.
"Baoyu, you can't smoke here." Ye Lianxiang said.
Wang Baoyu put the cigarette back in his pocket, took a step forward, propped his hands on Ye Lianxiang's desk and asked, "Sister Ye, what good things do you give?" ”
Ye Lianxiang showed a flattering smile on her face, opened the drawer, took out a box of Dongdong with the pattern of foreign men and women embracing each other, threw it on the table, pointed at it with her finger and said: "That's it, an eighteen-year-old young man, easy to be impulsive, safety first." ”
Of course Wang Baoyu knows what this is, it's clearly a condom! It's still the kind that is more advanced, with particles on it. Wang Baoyu took the small box in his hand, looked at it with a frown, and threw it on the table and said, "Sister Ye, I don't have a daughter-in-law yet!" Not at the moment. Besides, even if you use it, this number is too small and not suitable. ”
Ye Lianxiang laughed so hard that it took a long time to stop, pouting and saying: "Baoyu, you are ridiculous sister, are you bragging about not paying taxes, this is the biggest number." ”
Wang Baoyu didn't smile, and said with a stern expression: "Sister Ye, I can still tease you, if there are two bigger ones, it is estimated that they can barely do it." ”
Ye Lianxiang looked at Wang Baoyu's expression suspiciously, and asked in disbelief, "Really?" ”
"It's true! If it's fake! Wang Baoyu spoke loudly and without doubt.
In fact, Wang Baoyu just didn't want this thing, and joked with Ye Lianxiang, but when the joke got bigger, Ye Lianxiang actually got up and drew the door from the inside, and approached Wang Baoyu with a smile.
Wang Baoyu was a little flustered, what does this sassy fox want to do? Although he didn't want her to do anything with him, he didn't want to have anything with this woman, so he took two steps back and asked, "Sister Ye, what do you want to do?" ”
Ye Lianxiang burst out laughing and said, "Look at you like that, I'm afraid that I won't be able to eat you." In the spirit of being responsible for the reproductive safety of female compatriots, I want to check whether what you say is true. ”
Wang Baoyu heard Ye Lianxiang say this, and knew that something was wrong, this sassy fox looked like a hungry wolf, and he couldn't wait to take it down in one fell swoop to satisfy his hunger.
Wang Baoyu suddenly felt a trace of disgust in her heart, no matter how "second-rate" she was, she didn't eat all the stinky meat, besides, she was also a child man, so she couldn't be cheapened like this. What's more, the relationship between Ye Lianxiang and Ma Shunxi Wang Baoyu couldn't be clearer, and Ma Shunxi must not let go of himself if he moved the village chief's woman.
So Wang Baoyu stretched out his hand to stop Ye Lianxiang from continuing to move forward, and said: "Sister Ye, family planning is the business of the old lady, how can there be any reason to check the old man?" ”
Ye Lianxiang didn't shy away from it, approached Wang Baoyu step by step and said with a smile: "Baoyu, you are still a person who has studied, why is it called a slap that doesn't make a sound, both men and women have to check." ”
"Yo!" While Ye Lianxiang was talking, she took advantage of the situation to grab Wang Baoyu's hand and put it on her chest and shouted: "Baoyu, where are you touching!" ”
Wang Baoyu hurriedly withdrew his hand, and scolded in his heart, this sassy fox doesn't know how to blush, he really can't live without the master! Wang Baoyu said with a smile: "Offended, Sister Ye, you see, brother, I don't have a brake in my hand." I'll fight it myself! ”
After Wang Baoyu finished speaking, he slapped his hand twice, seeing that Ye Lianxiang had no intention of stopping, so he shirked and asked: "The man's guy is so small, my guy is big, so I don't need to check it out!" Besides, it is said that it is too big to make women comfortable, how can this become a violation of women's reproductive safety? ”
Ye Lianxiang smiled very much, stretched out her right index finger and poked Wang Baoyu's brow, and said: "Baoyu, it's not my sister who scares you, you are also a pathology, medically called giant yang syndrome, which may affect the quality of life of husband and wife, and even bring great pain to women, you don't understand, right?" There's a lot of Taoism in there. Sister is from here, check it for you to know if it is qualified, don't be shy, take off your pants. ”
Take off your pants, how is that possible? This is in the village, why is this woman so crazy? Wang Baoyu was anxiously thinking about a way to get out in his mind, a lonely man and a widow, closing the door and living in the same room, if Ye Lianxiang really shouted, Wang Baoyu really couldn't tell, just when Ye Lianxiang was about to bully himself to Wang Baoyu's side, the footsteps came from the corridor outside the door.
The footsteps were somewhat familiar, Wang Baoyu was overjoyed, as if he had received an amnesty, and hurriedly said, "It seems that Village Chief Ma is here." ”
When Ye Lianxiang heard this, her face showed a hint of panic, she glanced at Wang Baoyu's crotch with her eyes, and reluctantly opened the door of the house, returned to the desk and sat down, and said, "Baoyu, there must be something wrong with the village chief, you go back first!" Check it out another day! ”
Before Ye Lianxiang's words fell, Wang Baoyu had already arrived at the door, pulled it away and walked out. In the corridor, it was really Ma Shunxi, and when he saw Wang Baoyu coming out of Ye Lianxiang's office, a trace of suspicion flashed on his face.
"Baoyu, Director Ye is here, right?" Ma Shunxi asked seemingly casually.
"Yes, I just went to ask how many women of childbearing age are in the fifth production team." Wang Baoyu said with a smile.
"What are you doing here?" Ma Shunxi said.
"It's important!" Wang Baoyu said with a serious expression. "If some more women have children next year, it will be even more difficult to carry out this project of cultivating land for their own use."
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