"Then I'll call it Li Bai, or Bai Juyi, it's okay to call the name of the ancients!" Wang Baoyu thought of the names of two great ancient poets.

"There are many names like Li Bai, which are cheesy. It's not easy to call Li Bubai, this name has personality. Wang Linlin said with a smile.

"No, it's so tongue-in-cheek, I can't even remember it myself." Wang Baoyu waved his hand to disagree, and thought bitterly, Wang Linlin saw that he was really struggling, and suggested: "Big brother, you can pinch and calculate, why don't you call it a little warlock?" ”

Wang Baoyu immediately vetoed it and said: "I hate this name the most, as if I don't do my job." I think about it again, right away, there it is! Let's call it a small farmer! ”

"It's a dirty name, but it's cute. I think it's okay. Wang Linlin smiled and nodded in agreement.

Wang Baoyu logged in to the ICQ chat software with the name of Little Farmer, but he didn't know who to chat with, because there was only one avatar of Little Farmer on it, and Wang Baoyu knew that it was himself.

"Go add a few friends, and then you can talk." Wang Linlin said, helping Wang Baoyu open the search window, and a large row of names immediately appeared in it.

Wang Linlin clicked, and Wang Baoyu's friends had a lot more avatars, and they flashed one after another, asking who are you? What's the matter with Lao Tzu? Handsome guy or beauty? This kind of words made Wang Baoyu not know how to reply.

"Big brother, do your own research!" Wang Linlin said, went back to her computer, and began to play a small game.

Wang Baoyu looked at these strange names, and the more he looked at them, the more he wanted to be happy, there were English, Chinese, and strange symbols, and even more, the name column was actually empty.

"Yang Xiaoliang, riding a bull to drive a tank, angels also fart, just allocating money, Tianjin kennel, Dabao Erbao, stinker, bear, whxjw, go through hardships......" Wang Baoyu read these names, and he couldn't stop hehe Zhile, at this time, the message bar below flashed, Wang Baoyu clicked on it, and it read, "Happy Lin applies to be friends with you." ”

Wang Baoyu knew that this was Wang Linlin, and hurriedly dragged the mouse to click the "agree" button, but the mouse didn't obey the call, and the left and right clicks just couldn't click on the button, and accidentally turned it off, and Wang Linlin, who was harmed, added a friend again.

Immediately Wang Linlin put a big grimace pattern on him, Wang Baoyu groped in the chat window for a long time, and finally sent a cup of tea, and breathed a long sigh of relief, which was more difficult than writing a report.

Tossed until midnight, Wang Baoyu was finally able to use one finger and start typing at a snail-like speed using the pinyin input method. Due to the slow typing, the friends who were added before also went to nine times out of ten, and just when Wang Baoyu was bored and wanted to sleep, the message bar below flashed again.

Wang Baoyu clicked on it, and it turned out that a netizen named "Goddess of Purity" wanted to add him, and after passing, the Goddess of Innocence sent a message and asked: "Are you really a farmer?" ”

Wang Baoyu typed: "Yes". Then I typed on the keyboard for a long time and typed again, "Are you really pure?" ”

"Of course." The goddess of purity sent two words, accompanied by a pattern of smiling teeth.

"How can there be a pure female ** who doesn't come home in the middle of the night?" Wang Baoyu typed and asked.

"Isn't it okay to relax once in a while?" The goddess of purity asked.

"Okay, just don't loosen your belt." Wang Baoyu was typing, and he smiled evilly, thinking that it was very cool to hide his identity and prank.

"Little rascals, uneducated peasants." The goddess of innocence sent an angry emoji, followed by a link to a web page.

Wang Baoyu used the mouse quite hard, accidentally clicked on the link, suddenly, the computer screen went black, a female ghost with bleeding at the corners of her mouth and red eyes suddenly appeared on her white face, and there was a piercing scream in the stereo.

Wang Baoyu was so frightened that she broke out in a cold sweat, got up and pulled Wang Linlin to run, but what she didn't expect was that Wang Linlin didn't care at all, she boldly pressed Esc, the female ghost disappeared, and the "Goddess of Purity" sent a large series of sinister and evil expressions.

"This woman is scheming on you, and she has deleted her." Wang Linlin pointed to the "goddess of purity" and said.

"Don't delete it, Lao Tzu must calculate her once." Wang Baoyu recovered from the fright and said indignantly.

"88, it's too late, I'm going back to sleep, I wish you a good dream. Ha ha! After the goddess of purity typed this string of words, her avatar darkened, and she didn't see the sentence that Wang Baoyu had just called: "You girl, you scared Lao Tzu's cock soft." ”

Later, Wang Baoyu took the initiative to chat with a netizen named "Brother You", but the other party saw that Wang Baoyu was a man and was unwilling to deal with him, so he jumped out word by word.

Wang Baoyu was a little annoyed, and typed and asked, ", you are constipated!" ”

Brother Youxian also seemed to be annoyed, and replied: "You fucking gay, talk to me about a fart!" ”

Wang Baoyu struggled to type a few words: "You are a fart!" ”

Brother Leisurely replied: "Neurotic! ”

Before Wang Baoyu could type, the other party had already deleted himself, and he couldn't scold if he wanted to. It's just that Wang Baoyu is always uncomfortable when he can't get out of this evil breath in his heart, so he simply scolded the existing netizens over and over again, and when everyone attacked him, Wang Baoyu happily quickly deleted the other party. I thought to myself, the Internet is indeed a good thing, and I can vent here when I am in a bad mood in the future.

offended a circle of people, naturally no one chatted with him anymore, Wang Baoyu felt very bored, and looked at Wang Linlin eating melon seeds and drinking drinks with an excited face. She played games for a while, watched movies for a while, and chatted at the same time, so busy that she couldn't wait to have a few more pairs of eyes and hands.

Wang Baoyu got up and went to the sofa, didn't care about Wang Linlin, curled up and closed his eyes and was confused there, very irritable in his heart, Wang Linlin said Cheng Xueman's words in the ramen restaurant, he didn't take it to heart, all kinds of signs show that Cheng Xueman is likely to betray himself, but he has been hiding it.

However, I am not familiar with Pingchuan City, so I can't watch her here, besides, I can see a person, but I can't see this person's heart, but Wang Baoyu doesn't understand, since Cheng Xueman has other thoughts, why don't you break up with him without saying anything? Could it be that Cheng Xueman recognized his cheap face and has been playing with his feelings all the time?

But it's not like ah, a girl as elegant and beautiful as Cheng Xueman will not have such a dirty heart, and every time they meet, her incomparably clear eyes are full of tenderness, and there is no trace of falsehood.

The more he thought about it, the more irritated he became, Wang Baoyu couldn't wait to smash the door of Cheng Xueman's bedroom now, but he also understood that Cheng Xueman might not be in the bedroom, and only she knew where it was.