013 Spoof
"What is a disposable?" Li Cuiping's face flushed with joy and asked with interest.
"It's good for the first time, and the effect is still there, but it's going to be worse." Wang Baoyu explained.
"Once at a time, if it works, my aunt will thank you well." Li Cuiping's face was flushed with spring, and she seemed to see the hope of *** pleasure.
Wang Baoyu took out a magazine from under his pillow, handed it to Li Cuiping, and said: "Auntie, when you and your uncle are doing things, you don't have to do anything, just lie there and read this magazine, remember, you must open it to a foot in front of you, don't let your uncle see your face, otherwise it won't work." After you get this prescription, you must keep it secret, and don't sue anyone, including Uncle Chi. ”
"I'm just a rural woman, I don't know much words, I can't understand the meaning of it!" Li Cuiping frowned and said, I don't like to read and study when I am young, and it is too exhausting to do this little thing at night.
"Hehe, auntie, I don't really let you see it, as long as you have that posture." Wang Baoyu said mysteriously.
"Can you just lie down and not look at it?" Li Cuiping then asked,
"Auntie just holds the magazine and lies there to sleep!" Wang Baoyu said.
"So god? Then I have to thank you, Baoyu! Li Cuiping nodded like a chicken pecking rice, holding the magazine in both hands as if she had asked for a holy decree, and thanked her.
Before leaving, Wang Baoyu said with a smile: "I wish my aunt a happy night tonight!" He was in a good mood, and remembered the "happy" English he learned in junior high school, so he used it casually.
"Hi Pi? What do you mean? Li Cuiping asked, I can't recognize many Chinese characters, how can I understand English.
"Hi Pi, it's just a mantra, if the aunt is comfortable, you can shout, and it will be more comfortable." Wang Baoyu said with a wicked smile, fortunately, Li Cuiping didn't see Wang Baoyu's expression.
"Good! Good! Aunt Baoyu is back! Li Cuiping got the magic weapon and rushed home eagerly.
Jia Zhengdao and his wife saw that Li Cuiping was leaving, and greeted politely: "He, Aunt Cuiping, will you go back?" Don't sit down for a while? ”
Li Cuiping's mind was not here, she held the magazine respectfully in her hand, her eyes only looked at the way home, and said: "Don't sit, don't sit, hey, hey." Along the way, she didn't know how many times she had chanted Hi Pi, for fear that she would forget the magic spell.
"What is she doing here?" Jia Zhengdao asked Baoyu strangely.
"Oh, it's nothing, it's just something about getting promoted." Wang Baoyu replied vaguely.
Lin Zhaodi reminded uneasily: "Son, ask your father if you encounter any important things, don't be blind, if something happens, the neighbors in this street will not be able to talk in the future." ”
Wang Baoyu said with a smile: "Mother, don't worry, I know what can't go wrong." ”
Jia Zhengdao nodded and didn't ask, groped in his pocket for a long time, took out a stack of money and gave it to Lin Zhaodi, and said, "This is sixty, given by Village Chief Ma." Originally, it was said that it was fifty, and it was a meal, so it was the village chief who looked at it in the end, and he generously gave ten more yuan, saying that it was six or six Shun. You put it away and put it away. By the way, give Baoyu ten yuan, buy some clothes and shoes, and often go out with me in the future, and be decent. ”
Lin Zhaodi took it, took out one and stuffed it into Wang Baoyu's pocket. Wang Baoyu took the money and put it in his pocket, and took out the fifty that Li Cuiping gave just now, pretending to be surprised and shouting: "Mother, put one in this, why do you take out six of them?" ”
Jia Zhengdao and Lin Zhaodi grew their mouths in surprise, how could they understand how this could make so much money. Looking at the expression of his godfather and godmother, Wang Baoyu, who was in a good mood, laughed, he took Lin Zhaodi's hand, put the money in her palm, and said, "Mother, I teased you just now." This is what my son earned today, and it's all for you! ”
Jia Zhengdao pulled Baoyu over and asked, "What the hell is going on?" ”
Wang Baoyu replied: "No, Aunt Cui Ping came just now, and she sent this money." At noon, she asked me to do the math, and I said that she had a stomach problem and was really confused, so she gave me fifty yuan. Wang Baoyu didn't tell the truth, after all, she promised Li Cuiping, and this work ethic is still there.
Jia Zhengdao was radiant in an instant, and said, "Okay, Baoyu, then how can you see that she has stomach problems?" You're Humon's? ”
"It's not Quanmeng, when the grave was moved, I heard Chi Licai say that I bought stomach medicine for her, and I sat together during the meal, her tone was very heavy, and I had a headache when she spoke, so I speculated that she had a stomach problem, but I didn't expect it to be approved." Wang Baoyu is getting farther and farther away.
Jia Zhengdao slapped his thigh happily and said: "Baoyu, this warlock, not only must master the knowledge in the book, but also learn to observe words and colors, I think you can really be a warlock!" You have to study those books I gave you, and it will be easier to make money in the future, better than being a farmer! ”
"Well, don't worry, Dad, Aunt Cui Ping said, if you can calculate it accurately if you look for me today, you can pay back the money! When I make money, I will buy two gold tweezers for my mother to wear! After all, Wang Baoyu has a child's temper, and said coquettishly with his godmother in his arms.
"Hehe, my son, mother's age, what are you doing with that money-burning thing!" After all, Lin Zhaodi is still full of joy, today there is meat to eat and enter, and there is a filial son, no matter how good things are for her, she must burn a few more pillars of incense for the Bodhisattva during the New Year, thank the Buddha for his blessing!
Eating meat at night, Lin Zhaodi still gave Wang Baoyu ten yuan without mentioning it, after eating, Wang Baoyu returned to the West House, and lay on the bed again and was worried, this Li Xiuzhi begged for a son, Li Cuiping begged for happiness, in the final analysis, it wasn't all about the bed, but where could this aphrodisiac problem be solved so simply?
mentioned Li Xiuzhi, Wang Baoyu suddenly remembered her man Zhang Dazhu, who recently saw that he always had a tiger face and no smile, neither yin nor yang, and he didn't know what evil he had fallen into. In just a few days, there will be two thorny problems to be solved next spring.
Wang Baoyu thought about it, I don't know if he was too rash, if he can't solve these problems in the spring, wouldn't he be ruining his own job? Headache, hey, Wang Baoyu sighed, didn't want to, pulled the quilt and fell asleep.
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