Li Yi made an appointment with Zhang Yifan and had dinner together after work. Head. hair

The two of them are particular about what they eat, and in the hall of a very famous restaurant in Beijing, they sat down by the window, ordered a few dishes, and chatted while eating.

When the two talked about the Hou family, they immediately had a common topic. It turned out that the grievances between the Zhang family and the Hou family had been concluded as early as ten years ago.

Back then, Zhang Yifan's grandfather was avenged by the Hou family's fourth communiqué and died of illness in the cowshed.

Zhang Yifan and a third generation of the Hou family are classmates, and the two are very incompatible and often have friction.

And Zhang Yifan's father and a second-generation figure of the Hou family are colleagues, and the two fight openly and secretly, and they never get along.

After Zhang Yifan finished talking about his grievances with the Hou family, he asked Li Yi: "What is your deep hatred with the Hou family?" The Hou family is in the capital, you have been studying and working outside, these eight poles can't be beaten! He knew that Li Yi was the son of the Li family outside, but he used a nice sentence: "I have been studying and working outside." This took care of Li Yi's feelings.

These details made Li Yi a little moved, and he felt that this Zhang Yifan was a friend worthy of a jiāo.

"Don't mention it, I have a deep enmity with the Hou family." Li Yi roughly told his story in Liulin and Linyi.

"Hou Dabao? Hou Zhengying? I've heard of these two people, but they are all side branches of the Hou family, and the authentic Hou family horses are all hidden in this Sijiu City! Zhang Yifan said with a smile: "The Hou Tianwei you are talking about is a pure-blooded descendant of the Hou family. Let's put it this way, Hou Laosi is the first generation of the Hou family, that is, the old man of the Hou family. Hou Laosi has seven brothers! In an elder brother, three younger brothers, tsk, this person is thriving! ”

Li Yi smiled and said: "Pigs give birth to a litter, and tigers give birth to a litter." What's the use of having more? ”

Zhang Yifan said: "Li Yi, don't underestimate this Hou family, needless to say, Hou Laosi, follow Taizu to fight the lord of the world!" Although he is not as powerful as your grandfather, he can be regarded as the number one person in the general spectrum of the republic, right? Several of his brothers have participated in the three major battles! It's not simple, it's just that the name is not as loud as Hou Laosi! ”

Li Yi said: "Oh? A mén tiger general! ”

Zhang Yifan smiled: "Almost." Think about it, how many side relatives do they have to have? Let's talk about this second generation, tsk, all of them are very capable of giving birth. Hou Laosi has five sons, and the other brothers have more than three cubs! That's not to mention NV! If you count your in-laws, then his Hou family will be even worse. ”

Li Yi stammered: "Be good! I said that I can meet the people of their Hou family everywhere, it turns out that there are really so many big monkeys and small monkeys! ”

Zhang Yifan said: "This Zhang Tianwei is the grandson of Hou Laosi, this guy doesn't learn and has no skills, and in the Beijing circle, the famous huāhuā Tai Sui." If it weren't for the ancestral remnant, he would have been cut into a eunuch a long time ago! ”

"Haha, that's what I thought!" Li Yi smiled: "This guy doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, and he actually wants to beat my sister's idea!" ”

"Your sister? Do you have a sister? Zhang Yifan smiled: "It won't be my sister, right?" ”

"It's my godsister, the executive deputy mayor of Xizhou City, Southern Province. And this Hou Tianwei, who is now the assistant mayor of Xizhou City, doesn't study well all day long, so he can't get along with my sister. I'm! Li Yi put the chopsticks heavily on the table, shook his head and said, "According to my temper, I really want to fly over and castrate that Hou Tianwei!" ”

Zhang Yifan said: "You still say it's not Sister Love?" Squeezing his eyebrows, he said, "Don't worry, I won't make a small report in front of Lin Xin." ”

Li Yi said helplessly: "Say whatever you want." Now use your brains and think about how to deal with this scoundrel! ”

Zhang Yifan rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "This is easy to do, aren't you in the Commission for Discipline Inspection?" Ask your sister to also write a report letter and throw it to you, you are tired and run down, and wipe him on the spot! ”

Li Yi chin and said, "The method you said is also feasible. Hey, aren't you in the Central Organization Department? How did you do an errand? Such a scum can also pass the cadre assessment of your organization department, and it will also be sent to gold-plated! What the hell! ”

"Li Yi, you can't make a to blame the pit! Do you know how big the Central Organization Department is and how many people there are? He has a personnel inspection in the deputy department, and it is my turn to call the shots? You also look down on me. Zhang Yifan said: "The method I just made is the most affordable, so you can follow it!" ”

Li Yi said: "Yo, do you still have a leadership score in front of me?" Your method is not proper, I am a dignified director of the Eighth Office and Fifth Division of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection, and I am a third-level official! In this way, I am still a ministerial-level cadre! It's a bit inappropriate to ask me to check on his little mayor's assistant. It's a shame for me. ”

Zhang Yifan said: "You can't find an excuse for haode!" I know the rules of your office, it's not a big case, and you won't go out easily. In this way, I will send a personnel assessment project from the Organization Department, and then ask the comrades of the Organization Department of the Xizhou Municipal Party Committee to help black out this guy's file, hehe, is it easy to get him down? ”

Li Yi smiled: "Okay, I know, you still have real kung fu that you haven't used!" I will help you again, I will ask the comrades of the Southern Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection to go down and investigate, try to find out some of his bad behavior records, and expose them during the cycle of your cadre assessment of the Organization Department. ”

“haha！” Zhang Yifan and Li Yi looked at each other.

"What's the good thing? With such a smile, I was ten meters away, and I felt the strong yīn conspiracy aura emanating from the two of you! Tell me, what's the situation? Gu Zhiwu walked over with a smile, pulled out a chair, sat down by himself, stared at the food on the table, and said, "Hey, you guys are not enough friends, right?" Eat delicious and don't bring me with you? ”

"Why are you here? Comrade Zhiwu, don't you have to serve by the side of the chief? Zhang Yifan smiled and patted Gu Zhiwu's arm.

"There are a lot of service staff around the chief! I can only count one of them. Hehe, I'm passing by, I just saw two familiar figures outside the window, come and take a look, sure enough, it's you two little monkeys stealing food! Gu Zhiwu took a pair of chopsticks from the table next to him and ate the dishes unceremoniously.

Li Yi snapped his fingers, called the waiter, and added two dishes.

Gu Zhiwu said: "Stingy, I just saw that there were bird's nest and shark fin on the menu, don't you order it?" But I ordered a boiled fish and a liver tip! ”

Li Yi smiled: "Bird's nest? That thing is made up of swallow's saliva and excrement, Rao is so, you may not have to eat authentic swallow saliva, what is sold on the market is made of artificial vermicelli jīng, which is rich in plastic ingredients, can you eat it? As for shark fin......"

Gu Zhiwu made a stop gesture: "Come on, shark fin is the fin of the shark, we have to take care of rare animals!" ”

"Haha, seriously, shark fin is the filamentous cartilage in the shark's fin, and if you eat this thing, it's poisonous to the human body." Li Yi smiled: "Therefore, it is healthy to eat boiled fish and slippery liver tips." ”

Gu Zhiwu said: "If I were an NV child, you would probably have to say that such a cheesy thing as boiled fish and slippery liver tips could be worthy of such a beautiful young lady?" Isn't it? ”

Li Yi shrugged, snapped his fingers again, called the waiter over, and said: "You guys have shark fin and bird's nest here, pick three for each of us, if there is one or two excellent abalones, each person will have two, if not, the four heads are reluctant." Australian lobsters, pick the heaviest three, and don't take them out if they are less than a foot long......"

Zhang Yifan and Gu Zhiwu looked at Li Yi with round eyes, a little incredulous.

Gu Zhiwu blinked and said, "Li Yi, didn't you just say that you can't eat these things?" It's either toxic, or counterfeit and shoddy products, why do you want to order it now? ”

Li Yi said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if it's poisonous or not, whether it's a fake or shoddy three-no product, whether it's a protected animal!" As long as the brothers are happy. Who told you to like to eat? If you don't eat it, you can call it and put it here to see! ”

Gu Zhiwu said: "Li Yi, I understand!" Forget it, don't waste your money. ”

The waiter said, "Sir, do you want to order the dishes just now?" ”

Li Yi said: "Of course! Just go! Serve the food quickly, I'll tip you a hundred. ”

Gu Zhiwu shook his head and said, "Li Yi, what are you arrogating, are you crazy?" ”

Li Yi said: "What is money? Clouds? Dirt? Hehe, love is priceless! If the three of us can meet here today, then we should have a happy meal! ”

Zhang Yifan said: "Then listen to you, who called you the eldest brother!" ”

Gu Zhiwu said with a smile: "Yes, listen to the eldest brother!" What did you just talk about? Laughing so loudly, even the beautiful NV over there was attracted by you. As he spoke, he pointed to the two slender beauties on the other side of the seat.

Li Yi glanced at it, and sure enough, he saw two beautiful NVs, looking at this side.

Zhang Yifan said with a smile: "I must have been frightened by Li Yi's ordering style just now." I'm afraid that this table can't be placed, so why not change it to a bigger one? ”

Li Yi said: "Don't worry, just ask the waiter to move another table for us later." ”

Gu Zhiwu hurriedly said: "Hey, you haven't said anything about the situation just now!" ”

Zhang Yifan smiled: "I want to kill you in a hurry!" I just don't say it! ”

Li Yi shrugged his shoulders and said, "I always have to take care of Zhang Yifan's face, right?" He didn't say anything, and of course I had to stop talking! ”

was so angry that Gu Zhiwu rolled his eyes.

Li Yi smiled, and then told the whole Hou Tianwei matter.

Gu Zhiwu slapped the table and shouted, "Wow, in broad daylight, you two actually dare to discuss harmful things here—the most serious thing is that you dare not call me along?" ”RO！。