Chapter 864: Don't be a hooligan

"This. Let's take a break and drink later. Chen Shao took the wine in his hand and hesitated for a long time, although the beer thing is not easy to get drunk, but if he drinks too much, he will hold it tightly, if he is propped up, it will not be a good thing.

"Alas, since classmate Chen can't drink it, forget it." Zhao Tiezhu interjected at the right time.

Men can't be pitied by women, let alone men, and even more so by your opponents! Chen Shao originally thought that if someone else intervened to play a round, he would go down the slope, but he didn't expect that it was Zhao Tiezhu who played the round, which made Chen Shao want to go down the slope, first of all, his face couldn't pass, he was the one who wanted to fight for wine, and now he wanted the other party's mercy, it was also himself, and when he said it, he didn't have to mix it up at school, so Chen Shao immediately turned his heart sideways, picked up the wine bottle and drank it with his head up, which was quite a feeling that a strong man would never return.

It's just that although he really wants to dry this wine in one gulp, but the capacity of his stomach is limited, he has drunk half of it, Chen Lingshan has already drunk the wine, and the remaining half, Chen Shao can't drink it anyway, the wine in his stomach has already surged to his throat, and it may squirt out at any time.

"Hold it off and drink it later." Chen Shao put down the wine bottle and pressed the wine in his stomach with all his heart.

But Zhao Tiezhu obviously didn't want him to feel better, but Zhao Tiezhu didn't force him to drink, but said to the two girls, "I'll tell you a joke." ”

The two women were stunned, it was time for them, and they were still talking about jokes, but they expected that Zhao Tiezhu would not be untargeted, so they both nodded.

"This joke is like this, there is a person, go to eat vermicelli, but the store told him that there are no vermicelli, he is very depressed, just want to leave, he saw a person sitting on the table next to him, there is a bowl of vermicelli in front of the person, but the man did not move, this man walked over and asked the man, "Do you eat this vermicelli?" The man shook his head, "Can you give me food?" The man asked, "I'll pay." The man nodded. The man happily paid and ate the vermicelli, but at the end of the meal, he saw a cockroach at the bottom of the bowl, and it was cooked, the man vomited for a while, and spit the vermicelli directly into the bowl, and the man next to him smiled and said, "I was the same as you just now." ””

"Ahh Brother Tiezhu, you are so disgusting! Eat in and vomit, eat and vomit again, it's not a person! Li Ling'er's IQ is so high, she guessed Zhao Tiezhu's purpose at once, and she couldn't explain the joke. And Chen Lingshan said with a slightly ugly face, "Brother Tiezhu, this joke is really disgusting." ”

Zhao Tiezhu just wanted to say something, when he heard a retching sound from the side, and then Chen Shao stood up with an ugly face, he didn't expect Zhao Tiezhu to take advantage of the edge of him to vomit or not, and tell him this kind of disgusting joke, Chen Shao's mind uncontrollably appeared The bowl of noodles that had been eaten and vomited appeared, only to feel that a vomit was almost like a diabetes collapse, and he couldn't control it anymore! I can't stand up and run out.

It's just that Chen Shao obviously felt down from this vomit, and just a few steps after running, suddenly his stomach twitched!

Chen Shao hated it, hated Zhao Tiezhu, very Chen Lingshan, and hated this luxury bag even more, the luxury bag has a large range, if it is in a small bag or something, it is enough to run out of the door and vomit again, but this luxury bag is very big, so big that it takes seven or eight seconds to run from Chen Shao's position to the door!

Finally, after Chen Shao ran a few more steps, he couldn't help it!

Vomit!!

Chen Shao's head went forward and he spit it out, but because Chen Shao is a face-loving person, he didn't want people to see him vomit, so he naturally used his hand to gag his mouth, and wanted to plug the things that he spit out in his mouth, but there was too much beer, coupled with the carbon dioxide in the beer, which directly caused the fountain effect, Chen Shao's hand covering his mouth was not completely closed, and there were still gaps between his fingers, so everyone saw countless liquid things of various colors gushing out from between his fingers. The effect is quite shocking.

"Oops, don't vomit and eat again!" Zhao Tiezhu didn't let go of Chen Shao, and when Chen Shao was about to leave the box, he added a sentence.

"Vomit" Chen Shao's vomit, which had been somewhat suppressed, broke out unstoppably!

After the box door closed, Zhao Tiezhu also heard the sound of vomiting coming from outside the room.

"Brother Tiezhu, you are really bad!" Li Linger covered her mouth and smiled.

"Cut, dare to sit in my place, this is the consequence, alas, it's a handsome guy, you have to make yourself vomit all over the place, it's really a sin." Zhao Tiezhu said regretfully.

"Hehe, who said that next to me is your place? People want to find a boyfriend in college, otherwise Lang will waste his life, don't you give people a chance? Li Ling'er asked with an eyebrow.

"Alas, I don't look at this man very well, I'll introduce you to a few good ones one day." Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.

"Really? How good is it? Li Linger asked.

"It's so good to have Fan Jian!"

"Die.!"

Chen Lingshan looked at Li Ling'er and Zhao Tiezhu laughing over there, and couldn't help laughing softly.

"By the way, Lingshan, thank you just now." Zhao Tiezhu said.

"Don't thank me." Chen Lingshan shook her head, "We're friends, aren't we?" ”

"Well, you told me last time that you wanted me to help, okay?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.

"Well, I just wanted to tell you, I really need Brother Tiezhu to help me." Chen Lingshan said.

"What's the matter, if you want me to warm your bed, it's okay!" Zhao Tiezhu said magnificently.

"That's not necessary." Chen Lingshan's face turned slightly red, and said, "This Saturday, can Brother Tiezhu go home with me?" ”

"Home? The Chen family? I don't know where the Chen family is! Zhao Tiezhu said.

"Our home is on the SC side, it's far away, if Brother Tiezhu is not available, forget it." Chen Lingshan said.

"I'm free, of course I'm free, and I want to meet your grandfather too." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.

"Really? Brother Tiezhu, let me tell you in advance, maybe you will run into some trouble after you go! Chen Lingshan said.

"If there's no trouble, how can you call for help? We've known each other for so long, I'll help you, what trouble are you afraid of? Zhao Tiezhu said proudly.

"Thank you, Brother Tiezhu." Chen Lingshan said happily, maybe she was too happy, Chen Lingshan directly kissed Zhao Tiezhu's side face.

"Well, let's take a look over here, it's just symmetrical." Zhao Tiezhu turned his head and said baba.

"Brother Tiezhu, you're going to my house, don't you dare to do this!" Chen Lingshan said seriously.

"What else?"