Chapter 101: Pretending to be a parent
The next day, Thunder Blade drove the car to the gate of the Sky Garden as usual, and called Shang Yueying again.
This time, Shang Yueying didn't let Lei Jian wait for a long time, and soon walked down with Shang Yueyun.
"Thunder Blade, this time I have to trouble you to send Yueyun to school first." Shang Yueying said to Thunder Blade, "Uncle Wang was sick last night. ”
Lei Blade nodded and asked, "Is Uncle Wang's illness serious?"
Shang Yueying shook her head and said, "It's not very serious, it's just influenza, and it's okay to rest for a few days, but I have to trouble you to pick up Shang Yueyun in the next few days."
Raising his eyes and glancing at Shang Yueyun, who was standing next to Shang Yueying, who was quiet, Lei Jian smiled half-jokingly: "No problem, as long as you are willing to increase your salary."
"Love money as life!" Shang Yueyun muttered quietly on the side.
"Get in the car, it's not too early." Shang Yueying walked to the car door, opened the door, and shouted at Shang Yueyun.
Shang Yueyun said that she got sick from the back, rushed directly to the co-pilot's seat, opened the car door, jumped up, and then shouted proudly at Lei Blade: "Don't drive yet, beware of my sister deducting your salary."
Lei Jian glanced at Shang Yueying, told her that she had no objection, and sat in, and skillfully stepped on the clutch, and the silver BMW shot out like an off-string arrow.
Since Yun Ying Company was between the Sky Garden and Shang Yueyun's school, Lei Blade sent Shang Yueying to the company first, and then drove Shang Yueyun to school.
After Shang Yueying got out of the car, Shang Yueyun's witch nature was suddenly exposed, she kicked the small foreign shoes on her feet, sat cross-legged on the seat, stared at the thunder blade and snorted, "My sister seems to value you very much?" ”
Thunder Blade said with a faint smile while driving: "If you really fancy someone, will you only let him drive every day?" After sending yourself, you have to send your sister? ”
"Yo hey, do you think you have wronged us two sisters by saying that?" Shang Yueyun raised her eyebrows angrily and asked in a strange voice.
Lei Jian smiled faintly: "I can't talk about grievances, but if I had to choose, I would definitely not send you." ”
"You ......" Shang Yueyun clenched his pink fist and wanted to make a move on the thunder blade, but when he thought that the other party was so perverted, he had to grit his silver teeth and endure it first.
Thunder Blade glanced at Shang Yueyun and suddenly said, "You'd better fasten your seat belt so as not to get hurt." ”
"Humph! Miss Ben doesn't wear a seat belt, see how you ......" Before Shang Yueyun's words were finished, he felt that the car flew up instantly, and a strong inertia pushed his back heavily on the seat, causing Shang Yueyun to shout in fright, "Thunder Blade, you bastard, Miss Ben must kill you...... Ah, you drive so fast, you don't want to die, Miss Ben doesn't want to die...... Ah......h
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A beautiful drift, Lei Blade parked the car firmly at the school gate, glanced at Shang Yueyun, who was so frightened, opened the car window, took out a cigarette and lit it: "If you don't get out of the car again, I'm afraid you'll be late." ”
Shang Yueyun blushed, staring at a pair of big cowbell eyes, his shoulders were constantly trembling, like a volcano about to erupt, and he could spray the anger in his heart towards the thunder blade at any time.
However, Lei Blade didn't care at all, and said, "If you don't like the way I drive, you can let your sister change people", and then smoked a cigarette by himself, and didn't even bother to say anything more if he reminded Shang Yueyun that he was going to be late.
Shang Yueyun rolled her eyes, and suddenly laughed again: "Thunder Blade, you are doing this just to provoke Miss Ben and let Miss Ben go to my sister to change you?" Miss Ben is not fooled, and will rely on you as a driver in the future, until you kneel down and beg Miss Ben to let you go. ”
Lei Jian shook his head speechlessly, Shang Yueyun and Shang Yueying were worthy of being sisters, and even the performance of self-righteousness, both of them were vivid.
Lei Jian didn't bother to pay attention to Shang Yueyun's provocation, took out a wallet from his pocket, threw it to Shang Yueyun, and said lightly: "Be careful next time, if I don't pick up your wallet, you will say goodbye to this wallet and the money in the wallet completely." ”
"Pick up? When you are Miss Ben, I don't know how you 'picked it up'? Shang Yueyun glared at the Thunder Blade hatefully, and hurriedly leaned down and began to count the money inside, only to find that it was less than two thousand yuan.
"Thunder Blade, why is there two thousand dollars less in my wallet?" Shang Yueyun asked.
Thunder Blade shook his wrist and threw it towards the location of the trash can, and the cigarette butt in his hand drew a wonderful parabola in the air, and flew into the trash can accurately, making Shang Yueyun stunned.
But her attention quickly returned to the money from the cigarette butt, and she snorted coldly, "Thunder Blade, did you take my money?" ”
Thunder Blade sighed and said innocently: "You forgot to pay the bill when you left, I naturally took it to help you pay the bill, if you don't believe it, you can take a look at the invoice inside, it is clearly written." ”
Shang Yueyun flipped through the money on it, and sure enough, there was an invoice from the café below, which clearly stated a total of two thousand one, thinking that his pocket money for two weeks would be gone, and he suddenly gritted his teeth with hatred for Thunder Blade in his heart.
Shang Yueyun originally planned to let the Thunder Blade bleed out to avenge the last "spanking" revenge, but he didn't expect that the wool would come out of the sheep, and he lifted a stone and smashed his own feet, feeling both remorseful and depressed, looking at the Thunder Blade's appearance of smiling but not smiling, his heart was furious, and he secretly swore: "Thunder Blade, Miss Ben has consumed it with you, if you don't let you suffer and make you regret going against Miss Ben, Miss Ben will not be a beauty." ”
Just as Shang Yueyun was muttering in her heart, her mobile phone rang suddenly, and when she looked at the name on it, her face suddenly looked a little unpleasant, but after hesitating for a moment, she opened the car door and walked to the side and picked up the phone.
"Shang Yueyun, why haven't you come to school yet? Didn't I tell you last night not to be late in the morning? A tactful female voice came from the phone, which sounded like a pleasant birdsong, but Shang Yueyun only felt that the voice was like the piercing scream in the nightmare, and he had goosebumps when he said it.
"Su Daji, no, Teacher Su, didn't you ask me to invite parents yesterday? It took me a lot of trouble this morning to convince my sister to agree to come to school to listen to your instructions, so I came a little late, but I'm already at the school gate. Shang Yueyun said on the phone.
Hearing Shang Yueyun's words, Teacher Su's voice eased slightly, and asked softly, "Is your sister here?" When I came, I just asked her to come to my office. ”
"Didn't come!" As soon as Shang Yueyun finished saying this, he heard Teacher Su's voice suddenly sound in a tone, shouting and questioning Shang Yueyun for what he lied about.
Shang Yueyun explained aggrievedly: "My sister's company has something to do temporarily and can't come, so she asked my brother-in-law to come to school for her." ”
"Your brother-in-law? I remember your sister was never married! Where did you come from, brother-in-law? It can't be an extra hired on the street, right? Although she has only been in school for two years, she is no stranger to the various tricks of these so-called aristocratic children, and it is a very common trick to spend money on the street to hire someone to be her own parent.
"Of course not, how can such an honest person as me deceive people?" Shang Yueyun said pitifully, "Teacher Su, if you don't believe me, I'll bring him later, and you ask him to call my sister to be sure to see if I lied to you." ”
When Teacher Su heard Shang Yueyun say this, it didn't look like he was lying to her, so he agreed after a while.
Shang Yueyun hung up the phone, turned around and walked to the window of the thunder blade, waved his little hand and fanned the smoke that had not yet dissipated, and said angrily: "Such a strange smell, I don't know why you men like it so much." ”
Thunder Blade didn't speak, handed her Shang Yueying's purse and school bag, and was about to roll down the window and drive away.
Shang Yueyun hurriedly shouted: "Thunder Blade, you can't leave now, you have to go to the office with me, my teacher heard that you are handsome, and wants to see you, a handsome guy." ”
Lei Jian said disdainfully: "If you want me to pretend to be a parent, just say that you are a when you are a teacher!" ”
"You haven't seen my teacher again, how do you know that she's not a nymphomaniac." Shang Yueyun said, "When she sees you, if she really likes you, you will be blessed." Let me tell you, my teacher is a big beauty, not much worse than my sister. ”
"It's not much worse, it's still bad." Thunder Blade said lightly.
Shang Yueyun frowned when she heard this, looked at Lei Jian and asked, "You like my sister and want to chase my sister?" ”
"Cut! I mean, I'm not even interested in your sister, but I'm still interested in your teacher, who is a little worse? Thunder Blade waved his hand and said to Shang Yueyun, "You go to school quickly, I'm going back to work." As for inviting parents, I'm not interested, you can contact your sister yourself. ”
"You...... You can't go. Seeing that the Thunder Blade was about to leave, Shang Yueyun hurriedly threw his schoolbag and wallet into the window, and threatened, "You must accompany me to see my teacher today, if you don't go, I will immediately yell at you, saying that you are insulting me." ”
"Huh, threaten me? Do you think people will believe you? Thunderblade sneered.
Shang Yueyun straightened his chest towards the thunder blade, and said unwillingly: "If you don't believe it, you can try!" That night, many people in our school went to the Internet café, and they saw with their own eyes, you insulted me, do you think they heard my screams? ”
Thunder Blade aimed at Shang Yueyun's small body, and said with a smile: "Then you can call one to try." ”
"That's what you said." Before Shang Yueyun shouted, he deliberately cleared his throat and brewed for a while, before shouting loudly, "It's not ......."
Originally thought that Shang Yueyun was just joking, but she didn't expect this witch to really shout, although Lei Blade's face was thick, she couldn't help but blush, and hurriedly reached out to cover the little witch's mouth, and whitened the other party's eyes angrily, and said lightly: "You won!" ”