Chapter 13 Bump

Chapter 13 Bump

Xue Xue nodded and said, "Yes, this is indeed a problem. ”

Li Yi said: "Therefore, I hope that County Magistrate Xue can submit this plan to the Standing Committee of the County Party Committee for discussion, as long as it is passed and a resolution is formed at the Standing Committee, we in Liulin will dare to implement this plan step by step."

Xue Xue said: "Can you pass the Standing Committee?" If it is denied, won't there be even a chance at all? ”

"Let's try it" Li Yi said firmly: "However, the Standing Committee, we Liulin cadres will not work together to do this, and in the future, we will be caught by someone and hit hard, and then we will die and have no place to bury."

Xue Xue was silent.

Li Yi knew that she was thinking about how many votes she could get on the Standing Committee, and when she was almost thinking about it, she smiled and said, "County Magistrate Xue, don't worry, Minister Xiong and Minister Zhan will definitely support you." ”

Xue Xue's decadent mood immediately lifted: "Then try it"

Li Yi smiled: "Thank you County Magistrate Xue for your support"

Xue Xue looked at the time: "Well, we've been chatting for most of the day." It's time to get off work, Secretary Li, let's have dinner together. ”

Li Yi smiled: "I can't wait to come with me, and there is also a secretary of the party committee office, and you also invited it?" ”

Xue Xue smiled: "You are all a leader, and your mouth is still so tricky"

Li Yi immediately showed a wry smile: "I'll occasionally make a mess in front of you now, in front of outsiders, I have to pretend to be serious and serious."

Xue Xue heard him say that she was an outsider, obviously when she was an insider, when she thought of this, her face was a little hot.

Li Yi didn't think about it so much, and said with a smile: "Do you want to call Lao Xiong and Lao Zhan?" Hmm, call Director Lu too. ”

Xue Xue understood what he meant, and said with a smile: "Are you calling me to bleed heavily?" I'm telling you, my salary is not high, you can drink, but I don't cover good wine."

Li Yi knew that she was joking, so he smiled, picked up the phone on her desk and dialed it out. After contacting, make an appointment to meet at Daoxiang Building.

Or the last time in the box, Li Yi and the others arrived first, ordered the food, and instructed the waiter: "When everyone arrives, the food will be served." ”

Hua Xiaorui's eyes rolled and she smiled: "There is still such a place in Lianshui County, why didn't I know before?" Hey, Secretary Li, it's not strange that you say it's strange, the countrymen yearn to run to the city, and the city people like the local customs. What kind of psychology is this? ”

Li Yi said with a smile: "This is called what to think about."

Xue Xue looked at Hua Xiaorui and said with a smile: "Secretary Li, you have chosen a good secretary."

Hua Xiaorui said: "County Magistrate Xue, this has to be made clear, you are the county leader, you can't talk nonsense, I'm not Secretary Li's secretary, I'm just going out with him to do things."

Xue Xue said with a smile: "You haven't become a secretary yet, you will speak for the leader, no wonder you Secretary Li like you so much." ”

Hua Xiaorui is not very old, but Bing Xue is smart, listening to Xue Xue say this, she always feels that it is not a taste, but like two women jealous of a man.

At this time, Xiong Ziguang and Zhan Zaiping came together, both of them thought it was Li Yi who was having a treat, hahadaxiao walked in, and was still talking about a yellow joke, entered the door, and saw Xue Xue present, both of them blushed, and they sat down.

Xue Xue said with a smile: "The two ministers don't have to be restrained, they say a few yellow jokes at the banquet, that's a common thing, I usually hear a lot, you can do whatever you want." ”

Xiong Ziguang was more slippery, and immediately smiled: "That's right, our grassroots cadres, don't dare to say anything else, this wine table culture is definitely the best in the world, Lao Zhan, why don't you come for a while?" ”

Zhan Zaiping first excused himself, but Xiong Ziguang insisted on squeezing him, so he had no choice but to say: "I'm from a soldier's background, so let's tell a joke related to the army." May I ask all of you here, do you know which branch of the army is the most pitiful? ”

Hua Xiaorui was quick and said: "Special forces have to strengthen training every day. Otherwise, the border guards stand guard every day, and they are also pitiful. ”

Xue Xue knew that it wasn't so simple, but she couldn't say it, so she had to laugh and say nothing.

Xiong Ziguang thought for a long time and said, "Lao Zhan, you are not interesting enough, I didn't ask you to say such a serious thing."

Although Li Yi knew, he didn't say it, but said: "Lao Zhan, don't sell it, just say it."

Zhan Zaiping said: "The drinking soldiers of the artillery company"

Everyone was stunned, puzzled by what it meant.

Hua Xiaorui asked first: "Minister Zhan, this is not right, what is there to pity the cook?" Aren't you just feeding the pigs and cooking? Is it comparable to special forces and border guards? ”

Xue Xue understood a little, pulled Hua Xiaorui's hand, and said with a smile: "Xiaohua, don't worry, listen to Minister Zhan." This is no ordinary joke, you hold your breath first, and don't spray people then."

Zhan Zaiping said: "The reason, think about it, the person in the drinking squad of the artillery company, he wears a green hat every day, carries a black pot, and can only watch others fight." ”

Everyone laughed for a while, and Xiong Ziguang hahadaxiao said: "Yo, I really can't see it, Lao Zhan, you still tell such a bad joke, if the cooks of the artillery company know about it, they will have to fire a few shots at you." ”

Everyone is daxiao. Only Hua Xiaorui rolled her eyes, looking like a bitter gourd, and asked, "What does it mean to hit *?" Is it that funny? ”

Zhan Zaiping didn't smile at first, but when he saw Hua Xiaorui's purity, he also followed Hahadaxiao.

Xue Xue whispered two words in Hua Xiaorui's ear, and Hua Xiaorui was so ashamed that the roots of her ears turned red.

Seeing that beautiful women are shy, people who say yellow jokes have a greater sense of accomplishment.

A rough voice came from the door: "Yo, everyone is here, hey, County Magistrate Xue, Minister Xiong, Minister Zhan, you are all here, let you wait for a long time"

Lu Zhixin strode in and asked, "What kind of joke do you guys say, laughing so happily?"

Li Yi took his hand and said, "Lu Ju, you are late today, you will punish yourself for three cups first."

Lu Zhixin didn't ink, took a cup, poured three glasses of wine, drank them one after another, wiped the corners of his mouth and said, "Okay, what kind of joke did you just say?" ”

Hua Xiaorui is a cheerful person, and after a moment of shyness, she became happy at the moment and said with a smile: "Don't say it, I'll take the test for Director Lu."

The crowd was silent. Hua Xiaorui drew a gourd in the same way and asked Lu Zhixin: "Lu Ju, you are also a veteran, let me ask you, which branch of the army is the most pitiful?" ”

Lu Zhixin was stunned and said, "What's so funny about this? In addition to the officers, which branch of the army is hard to say pitiful? I don't think so."

Hua Xiaorui insisted that he have an answer, Lu Zhixin said a few nonsense, but Hua Xiaorui vetoed it, and Zuihou said the answer.

Lu Zhixin really laughed: "You guys, you have nothing to do and have such a good time, you want to laugh to death."

Hua Xiaorui said: "Secretary Li, do you also say one?" You are a senior student of the Chinese Department of NTU, and the jokes you say must be very unusual, right? ”

Li Yi thought for a while and said, "Actually, I don't think it's very appropriate to use the word * to describe that thing." ”

Xue Xue smiled: "Is it possible, do you have more appropriate words?" ”

Li Yi said seriously: "Yes, two words, bump" He was afraid that everyone would not understand, so he slowed down his speech and said again: "Bump-convex-"

The audience fell silent for a second, then burst into even louder laughter.

The whole banquet was spent easily in the hee hee haha.

Li Yi never mentioned the matter of the plan, nor did he explicitly say that he wanted Xiong Ziguang and Zhan Zaiping to support Xue Xue. A few people just ate and drank, chatted about the world, and no one mentioned a word about work.

But Li Yi believes that Xiong Ziguang and Zhan Zaiping must understand the true purpose of this gathering.

During the banquet, Hua Xiaorui stared at each other with big eyes, looked around one by one, and suddenly smiled: "All of you here are leaders." Naturally, I don't count, except for Director Lu who also has a sub-word, the others are all first-hand tsk, this is amazing."

Lu Zhixin smiled, a little excited.

In terms of merit and prestige, Lu Zhixin does not think twice in the Lianshui public security system, but he was crushed to death by Shi Guozhu

Li Yi raised his glass, touched a glass with Lu Zhixin, and asked, "Director Shi has been in Lianshui for some years, right?" ”

Lu Zhixin said: "Director Shi is an old Lianshui cadre. ”

Xiong Ziguang smiled: "Shi Guozhu has a good brother-in-law."

Li Yi sighed: "Which leader is his brother-in-law?" ”

Xiong Ziguang said: "The secretary of the Xizhou Municipal Legal Committee and the director of the Public Security Bureau, Chu Kecheng, has such a hard backstage, unless he is promoted to leave Lianshui, otherwise, Lu Ju is afraid that it will be difficult to have a chance to come out."

When Li Yi heard Cha Kecheng's name, he remembered that Li Yi had dealt with the Xizhou public security system for Fang Hongjun's case, and had seen this Secretary Cha, a tall and mighty man, who had a very decisive momentum.

Li Yi intends to help Lu Zhixin, so that the people around him can realize his Li Yi's energy, so as to form a stronger alliance of interests.

Three gangs of heroes, Li Yi is just beginning to emerge, if you want to recruit a group of diehards, it will take a very difficult process, but for the sake of temporary interests, forming an alliance is a quick way to make helpers.

The few people present here have actually come together because of some similarities in interests or political views, and this kind of alliance, although not very strong, is still practical in the short term.

In view of the complex situation in Liulin, Li Yi also wants to have a friend who can speak in the Lianshui public security system, which can come in handy at critical moments.

Lu Zhixin was able to attend the meeting today, and he also had ideas. Chen Xiang is his comrade-in-arms, and he is transferred to another job together, but Chen Xiang has become the director of the provincial bureau bureau, and he Lu Zhixin is still working as a deputy in a small county town.

When Chen Xiang called him and asked him to do Li Yi a favor, he was very surprised and asked weishenme, thinking to himself, "Are you Director Chen Weishenme want to help a town secretary?"