1311 Grow legs on your own

Xia Yida heard Wang Baoyu's call, came out wrapped in a quilt, and came over very dissatisfied and shouted: "It's just a ring!" I have to send it back, I want to send it to you. To you, to you, take away! ”

"That's good." Wang Baoyu stretched out his hand to take it, but the ring seemed to grow on Xia Yida's hand, and he couldn't take it. "Hehe, still reluctant? If you are going to be a provincial governor in the future, how can you accept bribes? ”

"This was given to you by someone else, and you are the first offender!" Xia Yida was strong, but he refused to let go.

"Look at your appearance, I didn't bother to give it to her. I just want to ask what Mr. Liu's name is. Wang Baoyu explained.

"Why did you become interested in middle-aged women?" Xia Yida smiled evilly.

"Shut up! While staying away. Wang Baoyu said angrily, although Liu Huizhen is not his own mother, but he can't allow others to joke about himself and Wang Linlin's mother.

"Isn't it a joke to get so angry?" Xia Yida said embarrassedly.

"Xiao Xia, I do know her, and I won't hide it from you, she is my sister's mother." Wang Baoyu said.

"Where did you come from? How many sisters do you have? Xia Yida asked.

"This sister is very close."

"Then Mr. Liu is your aunt?"

"What kind of aunt, not my own sister."

"Then what are you doing around the two of you?"

"It's not as unbearable as you think, this girl's name is Wang Linlin, and I've been using her as my sister for several years. Do you understand? I was very happy with her, and I never had the slightest evil thoughts. Wang Baoyu said seriously.

"Then why are you with me, your mind is full of evil thoughts?" Xia Yida believed Wang Baoyu's words and joked again.

"Hehe, it's still a man who is too beautiful, too tempting, too charming, and has no evil thoughts about you, and is not a normal man." Wang Baoyu smiled and complimented.

"Flim Flam!" Xia Yida said, but he was very useful for some words, his face was full of pride, the quilt slipped on the ground, and he went to the bathroom barefoot.

Alas! It's really not exquisite, tempting others and not allowing others to think wildly. Wang Baoyu muttered, only to hear Xia Yida shouting from the bathroom: "Wang Baoyu, where are my underwear?" ”

"On the radiator!"

"Nope!"

"Look carefully, did you fall into the crack?"

"Isn't that dirty?" Xia Yida muttered, and then shouted: "Still not!" ”

What a hassle for women! I put it on the radiator, how can I not find it? I still want to be a governor with this look, so let's save some thought!

Wang Baoyu frowned and walked in, only to see Xia Yida sitting on the toilet naked, looking around.

Wang Baoyu didn't have the heart to look at her, and searched in the bathroom for a long time, but she didn't find Xia Yida's underwear. , a cold sweat broke out all at once. No, I did put it here yesterday, absolutely.

Wang Baoyu looked up and down with a cold face, suddenly thought of a place, hurriedly opened the toilet lid and saw that Xia Yida's underwear was stuffed inside, soaked with water.

Wang Baoyu felt his scalp tingle, which was too weird, he obviously saw his underwear on the radiator, why did he run into the water tank again? This, this is so weird!

"Wang Baoyu, if you don't wash me, forget it, why do you want to throw it in the water tank?" Xia Yida said with an unhappy face.

"I don't know, I washed it very cleanly and put it on the radiator." Wang Baoyu explained with a glare.

"Then did it run in and take a bath with its own long legs?" Xia Yida rolled his eyes and said.

"How do I know?"

"Forget it, don't wear it." Xia Yida said, got up and went out.

"Damn, let's see, can this thing run into the tank again." Wang Baoyu was bold enough to wash her underwear again and put it on the heater. Then I stood in front of him for a long time, and of course there was no movement.

"Xiao Xia, I'll send you back today!" Wang Baoyu said.

"Don't go, the panties aren't dry yet!" Xia Yida said, "I don't like to leave my personal belongings at other people's homes. ”

"Then wrap it in a plastic bag."

"It's not bad luck this way, huh? Can I still wear it in the future? "Xia Yida doesn't do it.

Wang Baoyu made a difficulty, on the one hand, this house is very weird, on the other hand, Xia Yida found an excuse and refused to leave, no matter how much, let's be honest!

"I always think this house is a little weird, it's quite yin, let's not live in it anymore." Wang Baoyu said.

"You mean this house is haunted?" Xia Yida said in astonishment.

"Hmmm! Probably still a female ghost who died unjustly, she likes to hide her panties in the tank. Wang Baoyu continued to scare.

"Come on! I don't believe it! You want to get me away, don't you? Xia Yida said.

"I'm telling the truth, or why would I stuff your panties into the tank!" Wang Baoyu said seriously.

"You like to spoof, there's nothing strange about it."

"I'm sick, I'm sick!"

"You're upset with me, didn't you just wash my underwear, that's it! Let me say what I can say! Xia Yida shook his head and said.

"It's not like that."

"Humph! You don't know what kind of metaphysical way, you can't just crack it. Xia Yida said, it seems that she just made up her mind and didn't want to leave.

"Then I'll try, don't be afraid!" Wang Baoyu said, this house should really be dealt with.

After packing up, the two of them went out together to find a small shop to eat, and then went to the store to buy brushes, yellow paper, cinnabar and ink, and a few bundles of incense.

Later, the two of them went to buy some meat and vegetables, and they couldn't always go out to eat, but they had to cook on the fire.

The time has passed, at three o'clock in the afternoon, when the time came, Wang Baoyu relied on his memory, first brought a bowl of water, burned the paper sword folded into yellow paper, and ashed the paper in the water, and then, mixed cinnabar and ink in it, cut the rest of the yellow paper into strips, and drew seven seven and forty-nine symbols with a brush.

"Haha, stinky boy, it's really like an ancient Taoist priest! You said that you are a smart person who is not used to study, and these things make you proficient. Xia Yida laughed while watching.

"Don't speak, beware of female ghosts attaching to you." Wang Baoyu frightened dissatisfied, when drawing talismans, you must be pious, otherwise it will not work.

"It is said that the heart is not afraid of ghosts and gods, you must have ghosts in your heart." Xia Yida said.

"Don't know what's wrong, it's not for you, or I won't live here!" Wang Baoyu said anxiously.

"Thanks, Master." Xia Yida sat on the sofa and knocked melon seeds leisurely.

"If this was done in ancient times, you would have to give me at least ten taels of gold."

"No money!" Xia Yida spread his hands and said, "If you want someone, you won't give it, haha." ”