Chapter 214: The Most Poisonous Oath in History
Xue'er is the girl who accompanies the dog to drink, her real name is not called this, there is no need to elaborate, anyway, everyone in the bar calls her Xue'er. As the name suggests, the Xue'er people have white and tender skin like snow, and they are very beautiful.
After drinking, he spit out the truth, and the dog confessed to Xue'er after drinking, and the brothers all knew about it. For this reason, Xue'er scolded the dog a lot.
"Cher? Who is Cher? Zhang Liangliang asked inexplicably.
At this time, Li Bin smiled, Xue'er was still in his bed last night. The girl who was a little beautiful in the beggar bar was basically ruined by Li Bin. In Li Bin's words, if you don't spoil yourself, others will spoil it, and the fertilizer and water will not flow into the fields of outsiders, so why not do it.
Wang Lung spit out a smoke ring and said, "Who is Xue'er, you have to ask Li Bin about this." ”
brush, the dog's face turned white, and his heart felt like he had been stabbed by a knife, and he was colic.
Xue'er entered Li Bin's room last night, and the dog watched, but there was nothing to be done.
Hearing Wang Lung say this, Zhang Liangliang immediately understood what was going on.
Zhang Liangliang comforted the dog and said: "Dog, work hard, as long as you have the ability, any kind of girl will have it, just like the three masters, changing in turns every night." ”
"That's what the big boss said." The dog said with a dizzy head.
Zhang Liangliang asked the dog to sit in his seat, accompanied the three masters to play a game, and went to pee by himself.
"Big boss, if I win, I'll give it all to you, I don't want it." The dog said very righteously.
"What I say is yours is yours."
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Wang Lung also held back a stream of urine, and at this time he also pulled a little brother over. The four in charge, two left, Liu Ziqiang and Li Bin don't want to fight, damn, pee together.
Erdan and Yuting have been tossing in Huaqing Pool for two hours. Two hours, tossing five times. Is it too fast? There is still a lot of energy in the body of these two eggs. If it weren't for Yuting's unbearable fighting, there would have been eight times.
The legendary Jiujiro in one night refers to Li Erdan. If a man is so powerful, it's a beast!
Don't all women like this kind of hunk?
In the lotus pond, Yuting lay softly in Erdan's arms, and her bones were crispy. Erdan's hands are not honest again, and he keeps provoking and profane, not tired or annoying at all.
After all, this is the first time in the right way, so I can understand it. It's like taking a drug, it's addictive and hard to quit.
A tear in Tokyo in the bath room has almost evaporated, and the residual molecular gases are not enough to make people fantasize and impulse.
Yuting's mind is very clear now, and she regrets it a little. It's too embarrassing for a young woman in her thirties to do that kind of thing with her "younger brother", and it's ugly to say. Yu Ting recalled the scene at the beginning, the more she thought about it, the more she felt that something was wrong, she was in good shape, why did she suddenly have such a strong desire for no reason, and even her strong consciousness was blurred.
There must be ghosts in this! I must have been drugged unconsciously, and I may have nothing to do with Li Erdan. If it was really Li Erdan's doing, then he could only blame himself for looking away.
Erdan played with Yuting's two crispy breasts, pinching them back and forth, just like a child. In Erdan's opinion, this is very fun!
"Erdan, tell me the truth, what did you do to me?" Yu Ting asked very seriously, and took off Erdan's two hands. It hurts to pinch, and I hate it!
"Huh!?" Erdan is a little inexplicable, what did he do to you, don't you know yourself? Erdan looked at Yuting like a stranger, and said, "Baby, you're okay, right?" ”
"What kind of baby is not a baby, call it sister. Also, I ask you, did you drug me? ”
When she said this, Yu Ting left Erdan's arms, and the whole person squatted in the middle of the pool, showing a head, frowning, and angry.
The bath room was sprayed with medicine, and Erdan had known it for a long time, but it didn't break it. The hearts of the younger brothers must be appreciated! Erdan wondered what kind of medicine it was, the effect was so strong. If the price is fair, you can buy some in case you need it.
was misunderstood, Erdan had to explain quickly, and he had to say something convincing to Yuting. Otherwise, the relationship between the two may be very stiff.
I saw Erdan raise his right hand and say, "I, Li Erdan, swore poison." ”
Yu Ting stared.
Erdan continued: "If I drug the baby, I won't die well......"
"Who's your baby? Re-issue. Yu Ting said angrily.
"Didn't I call you baby, you called me husband, why did you regret it again?"
"Can what you say when the drug has an effect? I suspect that it was you who gave the medicine, just the two of us, could it be that I gave it myself? ”
"Baby, oh no, Sister Yuting, I really didn't give it to me. If I were drugged, I would go out and get hit by a car. ”
Yu Ting glanced at Erdan.
"I am struck by lightning every day."
Yuting is white again. This oath is not poisonous enough!
"I can't get a wife for the rest of my life."
This oath is not the same as if it was issued! No wife can have a second wife and a third wife.
Yuting continued to white.
"Mom, it's not poisonous enough!" Erdan racked his brains, stirred the back of his head, glanced at the hard little Erdan, gritted his teeth, and said: "If I Li Erdan is drugged with Sister Yuting, I will be impotent for the rest of my life." ”
The beggars helped the four heads of the family to stand in a row in the toilet, took out the water pipes and began to release the water.
"I'm worried about Brother Erdan." Li Bin said while urinating.
"What's there to worry about?" Wang Lung asked puzzled.
"You don't know, man, if you do too much, what will you do?" Li Bin.
"Which what?" Wang Lung.
"Ha Lu Ha. Damn, everyone on the earth knows the common sense of the Tao, and everyone is dead! Liu Ziqiang said with a smile.
"If it were you, I believe that people would die, but Brother Erdan, I believe he can bear it." Zhang Liangliang said, at this time, he finished urinating, put on his pants and turned his head to leave, walking very fast, tying his trouser belt while walking, and he didn't even wash his hands.
Brother Erdan is not a god, and he is not sure if he can withstand Zhang Liangliang, so Zhang Liangliang wants to go and see it secretly. In case Brother Erdan really has a mistake, it is better to detect it early and treat it early.
Zhang Liangliang grabbed his pants and ran violently, and finally ran to the turn of the corridor before Wang Lung and the three of them came out of the toilet.
"Hey, where is Zhang Liangliang?" When the three of them washed their hands, Li Bin asked.
"Let's go back to the conference room." Wang Lung said.
"Big living people, can you still see it!" Liu Ziqiang said in a strong voice.
Wang Lung's head was more flexible, so he guessed that Zhang Liangliang had gone to Erdan. But this kind of disgraceful thing is better for people. So Wang Lung said, "I suddenly want to poop, you go back first!" ”
"Well, I want to poop too." As soon as Li Bin's head turned, he knew that he was tired of it, and immediately said, "Lao Liu, you won't poop too, right?" ”
"You young people, you have to together, go by yourself, I don't have time to accompany you, go first."
Liu Ziqiang said and walked away.