1488 The police catch the thief
"Play!" Wang Baoyu readily agreed, although he was arrested by the police, he had never been arrested by a beautiful policewoman, which must be fun.
Wang Baoyu pretended to go out of the door, gesturing with his hand, pretending to open the door with a master key, and then opened the door carefully, Xia Yida had already hidden in the dark and watched Wang Baoyu's every move.
Playing a game, you have to invest in the role, Wang Baoyu hunched his waist, walked cautiously, looked obscene, looked around, boring, there are really not many things in this house.
After walking around the house, he targeted the wardrobe, which was full of Xia Yida's clothes, haha, Wang Baoyu finally found something to steal, a pair of lace open crotch pants, I didn't expect Xia Yida to buy such a tempting thing, it's really a woman who is coquettish in her bones.
Wang Baoyu played with the little underwear in his hand, put it under his nose and sniffed it obscenely for a long time, and then slowly walked towards the door, at this moment, Xia Yida, who was wearing a police uniform, suddenly rushed out from behind the curtain and shouted: "Stinky thief, stealing women's underwear, perverted!" ”
Wang Baoyu pretended to be startled, got up and ran, while Xia Yida chased after him closely, and pulled out a simulated toy gun from his waist. It must be too late to open the door, Wang Baoyu ran in circles in the living room, jumping over the sofa for a while, and turning under the table for a while, Xia Yida didn't hold it for a long time, but he was tired and panting.
"Run, run, I'll shoot!" Xia Yida shouted breathlessly with a gun.
"Can't fight, can't fight!" Wang Baoyu stuck out her long tongue and rolled her eyes and made a grimace.
"I advise you to give up struggling, you can't escape from my palm!" Xia Yida chased after him and threatened loudly.
"Hey, stinky policeman, the panties are sexy!" Wang Baoyu waved her underwear and laughed evilly.
Xia Yida stopped and suddenly said, "There is a sound, it seems that your mobile phone is ringing." ”
Wang Baoyu went over to get his bag without thinking about it, but he was fooled, Xia Yida took this opportunity and pounced on him all of a sudden, pressing him firmly on the sofa.
"Hey! You lie! Wang Baoyu expressed strong protest.
"Deal with social scum like you, and resolutely show no mercy! Don't move, I'll shoot you again! ”
Xia Yida's knee of one leg pressed on Wang Baoyu's buttocks, and then put his hand behind his back, pulled a silk scarf and wrapped it tightly, and found another shoelace to tie Wang Baoyu's feet as well, and scolded in his mouth: "Panty thief, this time I was caught by this girl!" Let you steal again! ”
"Comrade Police Flower, I don't blame me, I only blame your panties for being too sexy." Wang Baoyu argued, feeling a little deceived, tied so strongly, wouldn't he have to be slaughtered by others, and he had no power to fight back.
"Good! I'll give it to you. Xia Yida said, and put the underwear on Wang Baoyu's head, not big, not small, just right. Wang Baoyu shook his head and immediately shouted: "Shi Ke can't be killed, let me go!" ”
Xia Yida easily held back his laughter, walked around Wang Baoyu's head, lifted his face, and said, "Let you go, why?" Stop dreaming. ”
"Comrade Police Flower, I'm a first-time offender, you treat me as a fart, let me go!" Wang Baoyu learned the scenes in the TV series and begged.
"Okay!" Xia Yida chuckled, turned around slightly, and pointed his ass at Wang Baoyu.
Wang Baoyu is very familiar with this routine, and was beaten by White Peony's fart at the beginning. Xia Yida shouldn't be able to do such a proud girl, right? So he shouted in horror: "Hey, what do you want to do?" ”
Xia Yida giggled and said, "Don't interrupt, don't you want me to let you go!" After speaking, he tightened his body and squeezed hard.
Xia Yida had been brewing for a long time, only to hear a soft sound, and he really let out a fart, hitting Wang Baoyu in the face who couldn't move, and then covered his mouth and laughed.
It stinks! Don't look at the small fart, the concentration is quite large, have you been indigestion recently! Wang Baoyu was smoked so much that he almost turned his back on his breath, and shouted in shame: "Officer, you are violating!" ”
"Where did the panty thief come from? Everybody gets it. Xia Yida raised his eyebrows, and he really had the style of a policeman.
It took Wang Baoyu a long time to catch her breath and continue to plead: "Beautiful female police officer, you are a bodhisattva, just let me go!" ”
"There's no fart here!"
"I don't want fart, I want to go home." Wang Baoyu said with a sad face.
"Tell me, why do you steal women's panties?" Xia Yida didn't sympathize with him, and continued to ask in a cold voice.
"Your family is so poor, there is nothing else to steal!" Depend on! Isn't it a joke, Lao Tzu took such a thing casually! Wang Baoyu scolded fiercely in his heart.
Xia Yida flew up and kicked Wang Baoyu's buttocks, shouting, "Tell the truth!" ”
Wang Baoyu grinned in pain, and even called for help, "Officer, I said, I said." Don't tell anyone! ”
"Less nonsense!"
"The little one had a weird problem after he was eighteen years old, and he couldn't sleep without smelling his underwear." Wang Baoyu said Chongxia Yidanu mouth, with a yin-face.
"Cheap!" Xia Yida scolded, got up and went to the bathroom, took out a pair of small underwear that had not been washed in the soaking basin, and unceremoniously stuffed it into Wang Baoyu's mouth.
Wang Baoyu's eyes were red, and he was playing too much, with a panty on his head and a panty in his mouth.
Wang Baoyu stared, held his head high, and whined in protest, Xia Yida clearly didn't want to stop by shouting!
I saw Xia Yida gently patting his face and chuckling: "Stinky boy, not only is it not good to steal underwear, but it is even more difficult to steal people, I will tie your little brother with a rope in a while, so that it can go out and cause trouble."
Wang Baoyu couldn't speak, but his face was full of horror, and he kept whining and begging, Xia Yida unceremoniously turned Wang Baoyu over, took off his pants, and really found a shoelace to tie it. It's good that it's not tight, otherwise the little brother would really have to strangle his breath.
"Hehe, you're pretty honest!" Xia Yida glanced at Wang Baoyu's lower body and chuckled.
Wang Baoyu's hands were tied, he couldn't move, and he couldn't speak, so he could only smile flatteringly. Xia Yida scolded again, then leaned down and slowly unbuttoned the two buttons above the police uniform.
Wow! What a deep ditch! Wang Baoyu was excited and looking forward to untying a few more, Xia Yida pulled the V-neck white shirt inside, and now, he even saw two protrusions.
At this moment, there was a sudden pain in the lower body, and Wang Baoyu realized that Xia Yida's intentions were sinister, and the little brother reacted, and the shoelaces were deeply embedded in the flesh, so it was strange if it didn't hurt!