The crowd burst into laughter. Jiang Chunlin is not a person who is easy to be soft on crowded occasions, so he couldn't help but step on the ground with his feet, and said fiercely: "As long as Lao Tzu's third leg is not broken, there will be girls to use." ”

Twenty minutes later, Jiang Chunlin was finally able to walk on his own, and Wang Baoyu's heart finally fell to the ground. No matter what, in this car accident, except for Ma Xiaoli who was slightly injured, after all, no one has had a major accident, this is the blessing of God and Buddha, and it is fortunate in misfortune.

Several men carefully tied ropes to the jeep, and the three horses worked together to pull the jeep nested in the hazel bushes, and with the sound of neat shouting, the jeep was finally pulled to the flat mountain road in about twenty minutes.

At this time, Jiang Chunlin, although he peed his pants, drank some wine and ate some cooked food, and he had regained his vitality. After driving the car for many years, he still knows a little about repairing cars, he opened the front cover of the jeep and tinkered, and let a few people carefully restore the saddle with a crowbar.

"Damn, it's finally possible." Jiang Chunlin sat in his seat as if relieved, and beckoned Wang Baoyu to come up. Wang Baoyu got into the car, but for safety reasons, he asked Jiang Chunlin to drive slowly, and several large carriages followed behind to prevent the car from stalling again.

When he arrived at Lijiatun, it was already dark, Jiang Chunlin drove the car to the door of Ergouzi's house, and together with Wang Baoyu, followed Ergouzi into the house. Sure enough, it was the same as what Ergouzi said, those men who helped, each went back to their own homes, and no one refused to come to Ergouzi's house to eat, Wang Baoyu thought, this may be a local custom, it seems that Ergouzi usually helps others.

The lights were already on in the house, and the fat daughter-in-law of the two dogs in the stove house was busy stir-frying, and as soon as she entered the east house, Wang Baoyu saw that Ma Xiaoli on the kang had recovered her spirits, and seemed to have washed her face and combed her hair carefully.

"Big sister, I almost can't see you when I see your eldest brother." Jiang Chunlin said with a crying voice, and deliberately leaned towards Ma Xiaoli's side.

Ma Xiaoli moved her body in and joked: "I don't see that you have anything to do, did you encounter a good thing there alone?" ”

"What a good thing, not even a black blind man! Not to mention a woman. Jiang Chunlin said with regret.

Ma Xiaoli listened to Jiang Chunlin talk farther and farther away, so she changed the topic and said, "Director Jiang, you are not injured, right?" I see you're in good spirits. Hey, where does the smell come from? Ma Xiaoli suddenly smelled a pungent fishy odor and couldn't help but ask.

"Hey, big girl, your nose is really good. Brother, something is wrong with me, you see ......" Jiang Chunlin pointed to his wet pants, and then said: "It's a shame to lose people's hair, and I went back to forty years ago and started to pee my pants." ”

Ma Xiaoli somewhat understood, covered her nose with her hand, and then asked, "But I smell very stinky, Director Jiang, you didn't pull it into your pants, did you?" ”

Jiang Chunlin hurriedly explained: "I promise absolutely not, that broken jeep is some years old, and it doesn't wet the pants, so it smells a little." Really didn't pull. After speaking, he raised his hands to show his innocence.

Wang Baoyu said with a smile: "Brother Jiang, don't you pull it into the crotch of your pants, freeze it into ice cubes outside, and shake it out directly from your trouser legs, right?" It's not authentic to hide this from my brother! ”

Jiang Chunlin complained: "I said brother, why don't you know that you feel sorry for your eldest brother at all?" Hey, but also, I've always had a bit of constipation, this period of spicy wine, every day is oily, I really haven't for a few days. Even if it freezes into an ice lump! After speaking, he shook his head regretfully.

Ma Xiaoli was amused by Jiang Chunlin and giggled, and said to Jiang Chunlin: "I said old Jiang, if you knew this, it would be better to wear open crotch pants earlier." ”

Jiang Chunlin smacked his lips and said: "If you don't say that the eldest sister is smart, I really want to wear open crotch pants, I'm afraid that people will see it and say that I am a child." Ha ha! ”

Wang Baoyu just smiled when she heard it, after all, it was not good to make such a direct joke with Ma Xiaoli. Ma Xiaoli only felt that Jiang Chunlin had something to say, and after thinking for a long time, she understood the meaning of his words, so she said angrily: "Then you won't hold back for a while?" It's such an adult, and I still pee my pants. ”

Jiang Chunlin smiled cheekily and said, "Big sister, you have to and pee if you are a normal person." You just laugh at me, I still wonder, it's been more than half a day, and you haven't been to the toilet once on the road? ”

Jiang Chunlin's words reminded Ma Xiaoli of the ambiguous incident with Wang Baoyu because of the urine on the way, and her cheeks couldn't help but be hot, she glanced at Wang Baoyu with a little blame, and lied to Jiang Chunlin: "No, it's also a disease to go to the toilet all the time." ”

Wang Baoyu took over the conversation and said with a smile: "Brother Jiang, you have to check your body after you go back, this frequent urination, urgency, painful urination, thin urine line, and dripping urine are all characteristics of prostate disease, which will affect the quality of life of husband and wife." ”

Jiang Chunlin shook his head and said: "You two, opening and closing your mouth is sick, I think my body is very good, and I don't have the disease of the prostate and posterior glands at all." ”

At this time, the old man walked in, overheard the words "prostate disease", and couldn't help laughing: "Prostate disease is also easy to treat, and my family's ancestral plaster is good for sticking." ”

Jiang Chunlin hurriedly defended: "Old man, I'm not sick, I'm in good health, it's the two of them who curse me, how can I have this kind of disease?" ”

The old man looked at Jiang Chunlin's wet pants, and said with a puzzled face: "Look at your pants are wet, are you really not sick?" ”

"I'm not sick, I'm really not sick, it's stuck in the jeep and can't move, and I can't help it, so I can only pee in my pants." Jiang Chunlin's voice became louder, and there were some grievances in his words.

"Old man, Director Jiang really peed his pants in the spirit that a living person can't let his urine suffocate to death, and his own body is still quite good." Wang Baoyu saw this situation and hurriedly helped Jiang Chunlin exonerate.

The old man nodded, and shouted to the two dogs outside the door: "Two dogs, quickly take Director Jiang to the West House and find a dry pants to change into." ”

Jiang Chunlin followed the second dog to the West House, and came out again after a while, Wang Baoyu and Ma Xiaoli couldn't help but be happy when they saw Jiang Chunlin's dress, Jiang Chunlin was close to a big man of 1.9 meters, and the cotton pants of the second dog were obviously shorter when they were put on, and then put on big cotton shoes, they looked like they had escaped from the desert.

"What are you laughing at! I've really seen through the cold for half a day, as long as I can eat and dress warmly, nothing else matters. Jiang Chunlin said with emotion.