Handed over the glass and changed the lamp, pulled the sir, flattered, eyebrows and eyes, Wang Baoyu and a group of five people, drank until ten o'clock in the evening, and then dispersed the wine table. Meng Yaohui and Chi Licai and other two men and two women, with a kind of drunken satisfaction, drove two cars leisurely and went to the designated hotel, while Wang Baoyu drove alone and returned to his residence.

Because of Wu Liwan's matter, Wang Baoyu's mood was quite unhappy, it can be said that he was worried, and unconsciously, he still drank too much wine, his feet were weak, and his eyes were straight. Along the way, Wang Baoyu drove the car in a trick, like a hard-working little bee, the wheels were drawn in a figure 8 on the street, as if the whole street belonged to him alone.

Occasionally, passers-by, as soon as they saw the driver driving the car like this, as if they had seen death, immediately hid far away, and then angrily vented a few words behind the car.

I don't know how long I drove, Wang Baoyu finally found home, parked the car, and insisted on going upstairs, but as soon as he entered the house, he fell down on the sofa in the living room with his clothes, and he didn't know anything.

It wasn't until dawn that Wang Baoyu was woken up by the bird alarm clock, he yawned, stretched his waist greatly, turned around and hugged the pillow comfortably.

Falling asleep, Wang Baoyu felt that the arm that was exposed to the quilt was a little cold, so he lazily retracted into the quilt. The cold arm touched the hot skin, and Wang Baoyu's brain gradually began to clear. No, I vaguely remembered that I slept on the sofa when I came back yesterday, why did I move to the bed?

Wang Baoyu hurriedly sat up and looked at the flat sofa, which did not look like it had been ravaged at all. When he touched himself, he immediately jumped out of bed. Looking down, I was stunned.

I was naked, why didn't I remember when I took off my clothes? Did you come back yesterday and forgot to close the door, your home was burglarized, and you stole your own clothes?

Wang Baoyu hurriedly jumped out of bed and looked around, and finally saw his clothes hanging neatly there on the balcony opposite the living room.

Wang Baoyu was confused, kept scratching her head, she couldn't remember how she took off her clothes, washed and hung up, and then lay naked on the bed, what the hell. This situation should not be done by a thief, how can there be such a considerate and kind-hearted thief in the world?

When he saw that the landlady still had two equally trendy clothes hanging on the balcony, he suddenly understood that the landlady might have done all this for himself.

Mortified! Embarrassed! Embarrass! As soon as he thought that he was stripped naked by a woman like this and thrown on the bed to admire it wantonly, Wang Baoyu wanted to go crazy, he found a set of clothes to put on, and went over to find the landlady angrily.

"Child, what's the hurry, the food is not yet good!" The landlady was upset by the knocking on the door, and opened the door unhappily.

"Eldest sister, did you go to my house again last night?" Wang Baoyu asked, hugging his arms.

"Child, what kind of attitude do you have, I didn't want to help you in the past, I don't know how to thank me, a menacing look, who to scare!" The landlady said with a cold face.

"Eldest sister, you can go as soon as you go, why do you still pick up my clothes?" Wang Baoyu said with his neck straight, and his face still couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

"Hehe, what should I do!" The landlady laughed and said, "When I passed, you vomited all over your body, and you didn't take it off, do you want to make my house dirty?" It's okay to be idle, I also washed it for you, what a nice person the eldest sister is, count you lucky, a landlord like me! But if you go out of your way to thank me for that, then you don't have to, it's nothing, hehe. ”

"I'm going to thank you for doing my laundry, but you should have left me a little pants!" Wang Baoyu asked with a bitter face.

"Huh! I also know how to be shy! The landlady smiled and said seriously: "As a boy, if you can't change your pants every day, you have to change them at least every two days, look at you, you haven't changed your underwear for at least three days!" It's all smelling of commotion. However, I used my own underwear soap, which was thoroughly cleaned. ”

Pour! Dizzy! Wang Baoyu was embarrassed by the landlady's words, and he wanted to jump off the building, he blushed and said with great embarrassment: "Sister, I understand your kindness." But I hope that in the future, you will know how to respect my privacy, and you will see it, how will I mix it up in the future! ”

"What's so beautiful, isn't it just a human organ! Who has never drawn a human body among the students of the Academy of Fine Arts? As far as these people in your society always have a hidden side in their hearts, and they dare not face up to this phenomenon, I am not uncommon! The landlady said disdainfully.

"Eldest sister, it's not right for you to say that, just because you don't care doesn't mean I don't care, why don't you strip naked for others to see?" Wang Baoyu said with a frown.

"Look at you like that, I really can't understand you, one day the eldest sister will take it off and show it to you, it's a flat story." The landlady looked at Wang Baoyu demonstratively.

"Forget it!" Wang Baoyu said depressedly, he didn't want to look at the landlady's body, a woman in her forties, what was there to look at.

Wang Baoyu became more and more unconfident, "Eldest sister, you can hang paintings in my place, but you won't hang them to dry and wash clothes, right?" ”

The landlady immediately looked surprised, as if looking at an alien, and asked; "Child, now that the weather is cold, the clothes dry slowly, the eldest sister's clothes are changed every day, the utilization rate of your balcony is so low, what can I use without you? What's wrong with the kids now? ”

I knew in my heart that I wouldn't clean up with the landlady, Wang Baoyu was just like a defeated soldier, and he went back to the house with his head down. There was also a chattering advice from the landlady behind him, "Don't drink so much in the future, it's better not to learn at a young age!" Sleep so dead, you don't know if you lose your money! ”

Losing money is a small matter, and losing ** is like the sky! Wang Baoyu sighed, lying on the sofa depressedly, and after a while, the landlady still brought him breakfast, millet porridge, steamed buns, tea eggs and ham sausages, and after putting it down, he turned around and left.

Wang Baoyu looked at the tea eggs and ham sausages on the plate, and couldn't help laughing. The ham sausage is placed in the middle of the two tea eggs, which makes people think about it at a glance, I don't know if the landlady deliberately put it like this.

After breakfast, Wang Baoyu cleaned up, and picked up the big brother who went to the bed to prepare to go to work, suddenly, he found that there was a thing left on his pillow that did not belong to him.

It was a woman's long hair, Wang Baoyu picked it up and looked at the sunlight carefully, in terms of color and length, there is no doubt that it is the landlady's, could it be that the landlady not only stripped off her clothes, but also slept with herself?