Chapter 143: How did you end up here
"Thunderblade, where are you? Why is Xiao Xu drunk like this? There was an obvious shock in Bai Lin's voice, and Thunder Blade bet that if he stood next to Bai Lin now, he would definitely have the feeling of being blown by a typhoon.
"I'm going to the toilet, you take care of Xiao Xu first, and I'll call you later." After Lei Blade said this, he hung up the phone without hesitation, he didn't want to leave a chance for Bai Lin to destroy his ears.
There was a tall beauty standing next to Bai Lin, wearing a pair of huge toad glasses on her face, but her waist was so thin that she was in a ring of fire, and she smiled at Bai Lin gloatingly: "The man you are looking for doesn't seem to be very reliable?" The drunken brother-in-law still ran away. ”
"Go! He's not me...... Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, you help me help Xiao Xu to your car. Bai Lin rolled her eyes and said angrily.
The tall beauty shook her head and said, "Your brother is in this state now, he may explode at any time, and I don't want to hurt my car." You'd better wait for your brother to sleep here for a while, and wait for him to come back before leaving. ”
Bai Lin knew that her friend had a habit of cleanliness, and when she said this, she had no choice but to nod and put on a coat for Wang Xu.
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If you can hide for a while, you can't hide for a lifetime.
Thunderblade took a sip of his last cigarette, threw the cigarette butt to the ground, stomped on it a few times, and walked towards the outside of the toilet.
Since the toilet near the barbecue restaurant was not empty, Thunderblade ran to the opposite bar to use the toilet, and in the dim light, the bar waiter couldn't recognize who the bar guests were.
However, just as Thunderblade was about to open the door and go out, a figure suddenly opened the door from the outside and got in, and ...... What's even more bizarre is that the person is wearing a revealing suspender outfit on the upper body and black stockings and a mini skirt on the lower body......
It can't be a pervert, right? Lei Blade was startled, goosebumps stood up, there are really a lot of pseudo-girls who are famous by dressing like this these years.
"You ......" Before Thunder Blade could finish a sentence, the other party turned her face and came to Thunder Blade.
"I'm ...... Damn, why are you here? The person who came was actually Zhou Yan, and what Zhou Yan didn't expect was that the first person she met when she entered the men's toilet was Thunder Blade. While lamenting such a coincidence arranged by fate, I can't help but want to point to the sky and scold angrily, don't play people like this!
Lei Blade was also taken aback, he didn't expect to meet Zhou Yan in this special place, but when he heard Zhou Yan's question, he immediately reacted, and asked angrily: "I should ask you this, right?" ”
Zhou Yan's heart jumped, and then she realized that she was in the men's toilet at this time, and she couldn't help but blush, and she really wanted to dig a hole in the ground.
However, a woman like Zhou Yan has so strong nerves, and after a short period of embarrassment, she immediately returned to normal. glanced at the bulging crotch of the thunder blade with his spare eyes, and hummed disdainfully: "You haven't gone out again, do you need to be so excited?" ”
“……”
"Isn't the men's toilet a toilet?"
“……”
"I'll go in and I'll not die."
“……”
In the face of Zhou Yan's aggressive momentum, Lei Jian thought that he had made a mistake and walked to the women's toilet.
"You're working on a case?" Lei Blade thought of thousands of motives that prompted Zhou Yan to break into the men's bathroom, and finally felt that this was the most reliable.
"Could it be that my disguise is being seen by this guy?" Because this task is highly confidential, Zhou Yan's heart couldn't help jumping suddenly, and she quickly denied it: "What kind of case to handle, you just came to the toilet to handle the case!" ”
"It's not a report, is it a ......" Lei Jian was going to finish the word "voyeurism", but when she saw Zhou Yan's cannibalistic expression, she immediately swallowed these two words again, presumably she should understand what she meant.
"Peeping fart, with your little capital, is it worth peeping at your aunt and grandmother? Phew! Even if you blatantly put it in front of your aunt's eyes, your aunt doesn't care about it. When Zhou Yan learned that Thunder Blade actually regarded her as a voyeur, she immediately blushed with anger and roared loudly at Thunder Blade.
Capital like that?
You can say I'm ugly, you can say I'm not obvious, but you actually question my ability?
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
Lei Blade was furious, picked up Zhou Yan and rushed to the single room.
"Bang!"
As soon as the Thunder Blade closed the door, only Thunder Blade and Zhou Yan were left in the small space.
The huge toilet has already occupied a lot of space, and there are still two people standing in the remaining space, Lei Jian and Zhou Yan, you can imagine how close the distance between the two is.
Face to face, Zhou Yan could almost clearly see the pores on Thunder Blade's face, and from time to time the wine spewed out from Thunder Blade's mouth, hitting Zhou Yan's earlobe, making Zhou Yan unconsciously want to push Thunder Blade away. However, the space was too small, and no matter how hard Zhou Yan tried, she couldn't push away the thunder blade.
Just as Zhou Yan was about to give up resisting, Thunder Blade reached for his waist and began to untie his belt.
What is he going to do? You can't be trying to assault yourself here, right?
Zhou Yan's brain was instantly emptied, and she watched in a daze as Lei Jian took off his trousers, revealing his underwear inside, without any reaction. It wasn't until Lei Jian stretched out his hand to take off his underwear that Zhou Yan reacted, pulled out a pitch-black pistol from under her skirt, and hurriedly stopped: "You are playing hooligan again, believe it or not, my aunt and grandmother have shot!" ”
Zhou Yan's face was pale, holding the handle of the gun with both hands, and pointing the muzzle of the gun at Lei Blade's head, at first glance, it looked like a thunderbolt in the movie, but the sweat on the tip of her nose exposed the tension in her heart.
After facing each other for nearly two seconds, Thunderblade smiled and said, "Didn't you suspect that my guy was small just now?" I'll have to let you check it out for yourself. ”
Hearing that the thunder blade broke the silence, Zhou Yan finally breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, slowly put down the gun, and hummed with a straight face: "Cut!" I'm embarrassed to take out that thing, don't stain my aunt's eyes. ”
"Whether it's small or big, you can see it!" Thunder Blade smiled disapprerovingly, and made a gesture to take off his underwear again, so frightened that Zhou Yan hurriedly aimed the muzzle of the gun at Thunder Blade again.
"Thunderblade, I order you to put your pants on quickly, or your aunt will shoot." Zhou Yan threatened coldly, but a trace of redness unconsciously flew from the tips of her ears.
"Shoot? You bully me for not knowing how to shoot? Your bumper is not open, how can you shoot? Thunderblade laughed.
Hearing Thunder Blade's words, Zhou Yan subconsciously lowered her head to check, and Thunder Blade took advantage of this brief moment to use a grappling hand at Zhou Yan, ready to grab the white blade empty-handed.
It's too late, it's too soon!
Before Zhou Yan could react, she felt that her wrist was weak, and the gun in her hand miraculously fell into the hand of the thunder blade.
"Thunder Blade, you ......" Zhou Yan gritted her teeth in anger, and raised her hand to snatch the gun back.
However, as soon as his hand was halfway raised, Lei Blade pointed a gun at Zhou Yan's head and threatened: "This gun is easy to misfire, I don't want such a beautiful face to become a rotten watermelon." ”
In desperation, Zhou Yan had to put her hand back again, gritting her teeth with hatred in her heart, but there was nothing to do. According to common sense, it is impossible for Thunder Blade to shoot her, but can this madman Thunder Blade use common sense to deduce?
"Pull up your skirt!" Thunderblade commanded.
"You ......" Zhou Yan glared at Thunder Blade in shame, and did not do what he said.
"Don't worry, I'm not interested in a violent chick like you, I just suspect that you have other weapons in your skirt. For my safety, I feel the need to check it out. Thunderblade explained lightly.
In Lei Blade's eyes, Zhou Yan is also a madman, and he can't guarantee that Zhou Yan will play real for himself in the case of extreme anger.
"You...... All I had on me was this gun, nothing else. Zhou Yan gritted her teeth and shouted angrily, secretly swearing in her heart that when she took the initiative, she must look good.
"I don't believe you." Lei Jian said straight to the point, not saving face for Zhou Yan.
"You ......" Zhou Yan's face became more and more embarrassed, and she snorted coldly at the Thunder Blade, "I also said yes, either you believe me, or you can shoot!" If you beat me to death, you won't live. ”
Lei Jian didn't expect Zhou Yan to be unthreatened, but he had a bit of a headache at this time, so naturally he wouldn't really shoot Zhou Yan.
Seeing Lei Blade's depressed expression, the corners of Zhou Yan's mouth flashed with a smug smile, and her aunt and grandmother are not afraid of you, if you have a kind of shooting, you will shoot me! Those who are stunned are afraid of the horizontal, and those who are horizontal are afraid of dying.
How could Zhou Yan's mind be hidden from him, Lei Jian smiled slightly, and said to Zhou Yan: "Since you don't do what I ask, then I have to do it myself." As he spoke, one hand was on Zhou Yan's chin, and one hand was about to reach into Zhou Yan's group.
When Zhou Yan heard this, she was immediately shocked, and hurriedly shouted: "Thunder Blade, if you dare to ...... your aunt and grandmother" Before Zhou Yan's words were finished, her mouth was sealed by Thunder Blade's big hand.
"Someone's coming!"
As soon as Thunderblade finished speaking, the door to the toilet was pushed open. Immediately after, two people walked in from outside.
The two of them walked straight inside, talking about things constantly.
"Fatty, how are your goods in this issue?" One asks the other.
"Not bad! It was during this period that the police cracked down strictly, and it was not easy to shoot. The fat man replied.
"Nima, I don't know what kind of wind the group of policemen in Ludao smoked, and they transferred so many people over at once. Don't say that your goods can't be shipped, and Lao Tzu's goods are almost rotten. The man was swearing and very dissatisfied with the actions of the police.
The fat man's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he hurriedly asked, "Almost?" That is to find a place to ship? Brother, you smoke! ”
"Okay, don't be close to Lao Tzu. We're brothers, I'll help you, anyway, the other party's appetite is very big, and I can't satisfy it alone. The man was very generous, and immediately offered to help the fat man ship.
The fat man patted his chest and said happily: "Brother, as long as you help my brother, my brother will never treat you badly." ”
"Well said, well said. Actually, the place where the shipment is located is in ......"