Lao Dao: "Old Five, you go and lead the waiter on the floor, Fourth, you are on the corridor to sentry, Second and Third, the three of us are enough!" ”

The third said: "Boss, the three of us go in?" There are three in there! ”

The boss glared and said, "We three big men, can't we even solve the problem of three girls?" Isn't your kid usually able to deal with three women alone? What's the bear today? ”

Everyone said: "Then according to the boss's arrangement, we will do what the boss tells us to do." ”

In another room a few rooms away from the five thieves, Shangguan Jin and Xiaohe Xiaolian were sitting and chatting, discussing where to go shopping.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Shangguan said with a smile: "Xiao Lotus, go and open the door, most of them are waiters in the hotel." ”

Xiao Lotus answered, got up and opened the door, as soon as the door opened, three men suddenly broke in, led by a goatee, forcefully closed the door, and with a flick of his hand, there was an extra spring knife.

"Don't shout! I'll kill you with a shout! Goatee raised the knife in his hand and threatened the lotus.

Xiao Lotus was not as surprised as they imagined, but smiled slightly and asked, "What are you doing here?" Acting? ”

Because the expressions and appearances of these three thief brothers really look like acting clowns.

"Less nonsense! Look at this knife, is it a real guy, does it look like acting? Goatee raised his knife and made a few gestures in front of the little lotus.

Xiao Lotus flashed her head and said, "Then what do you want to do?" ”

"Boss, this little girl, is there a problem here?" The second child pointed to his head and asked, "We made such an obvious move, she couldn't see our intentions?" ”

The third said: "Women are stupid, the more beautiful they are, the more stupid they are!" This chick. Certainly not your average stupidity! ”

The goatee said, "Little girl." We're here to kidnap! ”

Xiao Lotus sighed and shouted inside, "Sister, I'm here to kidnap you." Not a hotel waiter. ”

Shangguan Jin and Xiaohe heard this inside, and they all hahadaxiao got up, laughing like silver bells. It was so piercing that it reached the ears of the three stupid thieves, and they looked at each other, thinking that they had gone to the wrong room.

What kind of girls are these? Three big men broke into the house with knives and kidnapped them, they actually looked indifferent, and they could still laugh heartlessly?

Xiao Lotus stretched a little lazily, yawned very nicely, and said lightly: "Please come in and say!" Then he turned and walked inside.

The second child glared and said, "Boss, suddenly." I had a particularly strong feeling. ”

The boss asked with a gloomy face, "What do you feel?" Wolves into the flock? ”

The third child smiled: "I think it's a wolf into the flowers!" It's all pink and tender flowers! ”

The second child shook his head and said, "I feel like I've entered the goblin house, and it's those goblins in the Tales of Liaozhai!" Don't you feel that way? ”

The boss slapped him on the head. said: "Nonsense. Where did the goblins come from in this broad daylight! Afraid of death? Get the hell out of here! ”

The second said: "That's what I said." My cousins, are you still afraid of her? ”

Old Dao: "Then go in!" "Swaggering first walked in.

In the living room, Shangguan Jin and Xiaohe Xiaolotus sat side by side on the sofa, each with their own bewitching and charming, which looked pleasing to the eye, and the eyes of the three thieves were straight and their saliva was long.

"I heard, you're going to kidnap you?" Shangguan Jin smiled slightly and asked.

"Yes, kidnapping!" The boss waved the switchblade, straightened his chest, and shouted.

"Oh. We have three people here, and I don't know who you're kidnapping? Shangguan asked again.

has experienced so many things, as Li Yi said, these three women are all elite characters, and it is a blessing for this society that they do not provoke others. Unfortunately, now someone is trying to provoke them!

"All three are kidnapped!" The third child wiped the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "Little girls, get up obediently and come with us!" ”

Shangguan said solemnly: "Such a big appetite? You're going to kidnap all three of us at the same time? What are you all capable of? Dare to learn from others to come out and kidnap! ”

Lao Dao: "We have great skills!" We'll let you see them one by one when we have time! Now, give the three of you two options! The first is to get up obediently and follow us; Second, we kidnapped you away! ”

Xiaohe said: "The three kidnapped uncles, the little woman has something unknown, you weishenme want to kidnap the three of us?" ”

Old Dao: "Weishenme? Hey, hey, hey! It's really funny, he actually asked me Weishenme to kidnap them! ”

The second said: "Of course it's for money!" ”

Xiaohe said: "However, we don't have any money." ”

The third said: "You don't have it, but that little white face does!" ”

Xiao Lotus said: "Oh! It turns out that you are here for Mr. Li! A few of you, it seems to be a little familiar, I remember, I seem to have seen you in the car to the beach! Sit behind us! ”

Lao Daodao: "Little girl, your memory is so good, yes, we just came in a car with you, that little white face, throwing millions of dollars at you in the car, right?" ”

Xiao Lotus said: "Not bad! I'm so similar to my sister, and you can tell the difference clearly, so it can be seen that you really care about it! ”

The boss twisted his goat's beard and said, "Hehe, you look exactly the same as your sister, but your personality is completely different, one is as quiet and elegant as a hundred flowers, and the other is like a white rabbit!" I can see it at a glance! ”

Shangguan said solemnly: "It seems that you have been eyeing us for a long time?" Are you prepared for today? ”

Old Avenue: "Not bad! You'd better cooperate with us obediently to avoid the pain of flesh and skin! We all understood clearly, the little white face and the black face god had already left the hotel! If you cut your throat, no one will come to your rescue. ”

Shangguan Jin's eyes rolled and said, "You are so sure, can you eat us?" ”

The boss looked up to the sky and said three times: "You three girls, what can you resist?" Don't say it's just the three of you, even if those two men are here, our brothers will still be cleaned up! ”

Shangguan said solemnly: "That's it, I still have some money on me." Look at you, and the poor ones. Either I'll leave it to you, and we'll act as if nothing happened. ”

Old Daxiao became even more arrogant: "You are now the dish in my hands." We can eat as much as we want, where is your room for bargaining? ”

Shangguan sighed softly. said: "Since you don't eat toasts, then I have to invite you to eat and drink." ”

The three stupid thieves looked at each other and smiled: "As long as it is the wine brought by the girl, our brothers love to drink it." ”

The third said: "Boss, it's not too early, we have to hurry up, otherwise those two men will come back, although we are not afraid of them, but two more men, we always have to be restrained." ”

Shangguan said solemnly: "Do it? Hurry up. I'm tired of waiting! ”

The third child stretched out his hand to grab Shangguan Jin and said, "Little girl, hurry up!" Are you kidding you? You don't get up again. I'm going to be rough! ”

Shangguan sat still. With a slight deviation of his body, he escaped the third child's grasp.

The third child sighed. Withdraw your hand and grab the xiangshang official again.

However, no matter how hard he tried, no matter which direction he grabbed from, Shangguan Jin could easily avoid it. The third child was so tired that he was panting, but he couldn't even touch the sleeve of Shangguan Jin!

The second child glared at a pair of fish-eyed thieves, turned around a few times, and said, "Boss, don't you think this thing is a bit evil?" I still think that these three women are not like people! ”

Xiao Lotus said: "What nonsense are you talking about? I don't think you're human! ”

The boss also felt that something was wrong, stretched out his hand to push the third child away, stretched out the spring knife in his right hand, stabbed Xiangshang Guanjin, and said coldly: "I don't believe in this evil, see if I can't kill you!" ”

However, on this shijie, there are some evil things, the knife in the hand of the thief boss is quickly pierced back and forth, and he has exhausted his strength to eat, and he can't hurt Shangguan in the slightest.

"Evil Gate! What a wicked door! The thief boss shouted: "Second brother, don't stand stupidly, come and help!" ”

The second child answered, reached into his pocket and pulled out the switchblade, but felt empty.

Xiao Lotus raised a switchblade in his hand and said with a smile: "Hey, kidnapped, are you looking for this thing?" ”

The second child was shocked and said, "Yes, yes, it's mine!" How did it get to you? ”

Xiao Lotus said: "I shouted at it, and it promised me, and then it ran to me." ”

The second child shouted: "Boss, it's really evil!" Let's go! ”

The old man was so angry that he couldn't do it: "You fool! Catch them! ”

Shangguan Jin was a little tired of playing, grabbed the switchblade in Xiao Lotus's hand, opened the knife, and when the thief boss stabbed over, she stabbed it over.

Ahh On the thief boss's right wrist, there is an extra knife!

Shangguan Jin did not move, raised his right leg and kicked up, just kicking the thief boss in the chin.

The thief boss fell backwards and fell to the ground solidly.

"At this level, I dare to learn to kidnap people!" Shangguan scoffed.

The thief boss is completely convinced, although he won't believe what the second child said, he is also an old Jianghu, and he won't believe that there will be goblins and ghosts on this shijie! But he has already understood, these three women, none of them are simple! It seems that stealing chickens today will not work, but it will be eaten on a handful of rice!

"Grandma spare her life!" The thief boss got up from the ground, hanging an injured right arm with a look of horror in his eyes.

The second and third children also retreated to the boss's side, supported him one by one, and said, "Boss, what should I do?" Rutty? ”

"Confused? What kind of place do you think this is? Come when you want, go when you want? Shangguan Jin snorted coldly and said, "Xiaohe, call the police!" ”

The second thief said: "Three beauties, please, let us go!" We're not kidnapping you anymore. I agree with the big beauty just now, give us a little bit of your money, and we will leave. We're really pitiful! Please! ”

Shangguan Jin shook his head and said, "I really don't know how you guys got so big!" What is a joke, can't you even hear it? What a pity! ”

The thief Lao Dao: "Grandma, we don't want anything, let's leave, let's leave, disturb you." I said I'm sorry. So saying, he glanced at the two brothers, and the three of them turned and ran to the door.

With a whoosh, the switchblade in Shangguan Jin's hand shot out, rubbing the tip of the thief boss's ear and nailing it into the door panel.

"Phew!" The three thieves didn't dare to take a step.

Shangguan said solemnly: "As long as you dare to take another half step forward, I will discipline your legs into two!" ”

The thief boss endured the severe pain, smiled at the face, turned around and said, "Grandma, what do you want?" We are all dependent on you. ”

Shangguan said solemnly: "Hand over all your belongings!" ”

The second thief said: "It turns out that the heroine, like us, is also in the business of robbery, which is really disrespectful and disrespectful." The flood washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the family didn't recognize the family! ”

Thief Lao Dao: "What nonsense, hurry up, take out all our valuable things and hand them over to the woman!" ”

Several people took out their cash, watches and other belongings and put them on the coffee table.

Shangguan said solemnly: "Take off your clothes and pants!" ”

Xiao Rong said: "Miss Shangguan, what are you going to do?" ”

Shangguan said solemnly: "You think too much! I just wanted them to be naked and do a few frog jumps in the hallway outside. ”

Xiao Lotus giggled: "This is fun, I will take pictures of them with my camera and send them to the newspaper office, the naked thief, haha, will definitely attract everyone's attention!" ”

Shangguan Jin snorted: "Why don't you hurry up and do it?" Strip off your clothes and pants and frog jump two times in the corridor outside! ”

The thief boss smiled bitterly and said, "Heroine ......"

Shangguan said solemnly: "Xiaohe, call 110!" ”

The thief boss immediately became honest, and the three of them each stripped off only one pair of pants, and then went out into the corridor to frog jump.

The fourth and fifth brothers, who were out of the wind, saw the three brothers come out in the shape of bears, and they all ran over to ask what was going on.

The thief boss sighed and said, "Don't mention it, the kidnapping was unsuccessful, but was kidnapped!" ”

Shangguan Jin's third daughter then followed and said, "Jump! These two are also your accomplices, just right, let's jump together! Two back and forth! ”

The fourth and fifth do not believe in evil, and one left and one right pounce on the Xiangshang officials. Shangguan Jin kicked out two kicks cleanly, knocked them all to the ground, and sneered: "You two also take off your clothes and pants and frog jump together!" ”

Five stupid thieves, honestly naked, jumping up and down the hallway.

Shangguan Jin and Xiaohe Xiaolotus looked at each other and giggled.

When the five thieves had finished jumping two laps, the policeman's uncle came.

Thief Lao Dao: "Woman, why did you call the police?" ”

Shangguan Jin smiled: "I just asked you to do frog jumping, and I didn't say that you won't call the police after jumping!" Five, enjoy the pain of prison slowly! ”