Chapter 5: The Divine Reckoning Heavenly Master
As for the beauty's bad words, Yu Han didn't care about it, and said to her solemnly: "Beauty, don't believe what I said, you really have a bloody disaster." ”
The beauty looked at Yu Han with wide eyes, looked at Yu Han from head to toe, and then said angrily: "You are sick." ”
When the fortune tellers saw this scene, they all snickered on the side.
If they said this, it would be like a thing, and Yu Han, a strange passerby, didn't look like a fortune teller when he looked horizontally and vertically. If you want to use this vulgar and boring means to soak the beauty in front of you, you can only say that the probability is almost negligible.
The beauty glanced at Yu Han and bypassed to leave.
Yu Han stretched out his left arm to stop it, and said again: "What I said is true, don't believe it." ”
The beauty was about to collapse and scolded, "Get away, you rascal." ”
Yu Han was also very helpless, he knew very well in his heart that anyone who encountered such a situation would maintain a questioning attitude. In order to prevent her from continuing to verbally attack herself, Yu Han had to get out of the way.
The beauty snorted coldly and hurried away. Looking at her graceful back, Yu Han smiled helplessly, lit a cigarette and smoked.
After the beauty walked away, an old fortune teller joked: "Little brother, sit down and give you a hexagram." ”
It's ridiculous that this kind of low-level goods also wants to get an axe in front of him. Spit out a beautiful smoke ring, Yu Han said lightly: "The rent has been in arrears for two months, and the water and electricity bills have not been paid, and the damn fat landlord will evict you from the door last night, and after begging hard, you will not sleep on the streets." I ate soy milk fritters this morning, and now I have 20 yuan left, one is 10 yuan, one is 5 yuan, and there are four 1 yuan and two 5 cents, and my life is not satisfactory. ”
After Yu Han finished speaking, he smiled and turned to leave.
And the fortune teller looked at Yu Han with a frightened face, his mind fell into a blank, and when he came to his senses, he couldn't see Yu Han's figure.
Yu Han continued to chase the beauty unrelentingly, and then called her name from behind.
"Zhu Yixiang."
The beauty suddenly stopped, turned her head to check, and when she saw that it was still the same Yu Han who made her very unhappy before, she suddenly felt an urge to kill. But the question arises again, how does he know his name?
Yu Han smiled very poorly and chased after him quickly.
"Those stalls are fooling people, but I didn't fool you." Yu Han said.
"How do you know my name?" Zhu Yixiang asked.
"Because I'm a celestial master." Yu Han said.
Zhu Yixiang looked at Yu Han's harmless appearance of humans and animals, couldn't help but chuckle, and then asked, "God is a heavenly master?" Tell me, what did you get from me? ”
Yu Han said: "Everything. ”
"Everything?" Zhu Yixiang laughed mockingly, and then asked: "Then you tell me about my birth date, what I like to eat, where I go to school, what my parents are called, what they do, where I came from, where I am going now, and what color underwear I am wearing today." Aren't you a god and a heavenly master, if you make a mistake, then get out of the sight of the old lady immediately, and if you pester me again, I will make you regret it for the rest of your life. ”
Yu Han smiled and said, "Then you listen carefully, you were born on August 23, 1990, at 3:16:24 in the morning, and you have a small birthmark on your left buttocks." You like to eat sashimi and pasta the most, hate to eat rice, and don't eat mango and pineapple. You majored in International Finance at Fudan University, and you have achieved outstanding results. Your father's name is Hua Xiangguo, the founder of Fahrenheit International Group, worth hundreds of billions, and a well-known and wealthy man in the world. Your mother's name is Zhu Meiqing, a scholarly family, you follow your mother's surname, and your name is given by your grandfather Zhu Yourong. You slept until the sun burned your ass today, and then you just wandered the streets nonchalantly. Yesterday, my aunt brought you a monthly letter, you used Hushubao, so I was not in the mood to eat, just drank a glass of water, and I was thinking about whether to ask a few friends to sing K. And you're wearing pink lingerie today, with an all-natural D cup, and the little one is embroidered with lace and a very cute teddy bear on it. Beauty, do you think I'm right or not? ”
"Ahh
Zhu Yixiang took two steps back, staring at Yu Han as if she had bumped into a ghost, her face was in disbelief, and her beautiful face was a little pale.
Yu Han lit a cigarette and smoked it, and said with a smile: "I don't reveal your privacy like this, right?" ”
"Who the hell are you?" Zhu Yixiang asked incoherently.
"Obviously, I'm a normal man with a good heart and no malice towards you." Yu Han teased.
Zhu Yixiang is about to go crazy, and what Yu Han said can be directly ruled out as a private detective. Because no matter how awesome a private detective is, it is impossible to know everything about himself so thoroughly. Then there is only one possibility, the handsome young man in front of him is really as he said, he is the legendary god and heavenly master, in heaven and earth, there is nothing he doesn't know.
But it's hard, very hard to convince an open-minded city girl who has never believed in anything like ghosts and gods to believe such an incredible thing.
Quiet, although the streets are full of cars and noise, but between Yu Han and Zhu Yixiang, there is a deathly silence. Zhu Yixiang could clearly hear her heartbeat, poof, poof, beating very violently.
Zhu Yixiang stared at Yu Han carefully, and Yu Han did not avoid her sharp eyes.
After a long time, Zhu Yixiang asked, "Then you say, what kind of bloody disaster do I have?" ”
Yu Han looked up at the blue sky and white clouds, and then asked with a smile: "Do you believe that I am not fooling you?" ”
Zhu Yixiang urged: "You talk about it first." ”
Yu Han said: "Then don't blame me for being offended, in fact, you have already flowed, so go a little faster, and prepare to go to KFC opposite to borrow a toilet." Because you're hungry, you eat a burger and drink a Coke. 20 minutes before and after, you are ready to leave. At this time, a bus suddenly blew a tire, lost its direction, and then crashed towards the door of KFC, and you just happened to be out of the house, so"
After Zhu Yixiang heard this, she immediately blushed. Yu Han is right, she did come to the eldest aunt, the problem is that it is really embarrassing to be exposed by a man in person. But now I can't scruple so much, because what Yu Han said is indeed a bit scary, Zhu Yixiang listened to it with half a doubt, what Yu Han said came and went in the fog, who knows if the Tao is true.
Yu Han said with a smile: "Although it sounds quite mysterious, this is an ironclad fact, the car accident will happen on time at 4:21:37 p.m., wait for 10 minutes, and everything will be known." Yu Han pointed to the wooden bench next to the lawn and said, "It just so happens that I have nothing to do, so I will accompany you to witness the miracle." ”
Yu Han walked over and sat down, smoking leisurely with Erlang's legs crossed, Zhu Yixiang looked at it, bit her lip, sat down too, and said: "If you dare to lie to me, you will wait to die." ”