1077 looking for excitement
"Alas, the biggest characteristic of you is that your quality is not high." Meng Yaohui sighed.
Wang Baoyu laughed for a while, and comforted him in an official tone: "Executive Meng, there are always such and such difficulties in doing work, and it is a good comrade to face difficulties!" ”
"Now that I think about it, I was still comfortable when I was a commissioner in Qingyuan Town." Meng Yaohui said, leaning back on the sofa tiredly.
"It's comfortable, and you can go out naked in the middle of the night." Wang Baoyu laughed evilly.
"Wang Baoyu, it's not all your fault, don't mention this stubble in the future." Meng Yaohui said embarrassedly.
"Hehe, just kidding, no hurry." Wang Baoyu continued to laugh, and suddenly, he thought of something and asked Meng Yaohui: "Meng Yaohui, let me ask you a question, did you feel excited to run naked that night?" ”
"You kid, why haven't you asked yet?" Meng Yaohui is really a little anxious.
"Everyone is happy to say it, and now they are bored to death." Wang Baoyu said with a smile, he didn't care about other people's feelings, it would be all his own calculations.
"I won't tell you, maybe one day it will be publicized, I can't believe you." Meng Yaohui cocked Erlang's legs and said disappreciably.
"Hehe, if you tell me how I really feel, I won't tell anyone about it. On the contrary, if you don't tell me, I'll think about it every day, and I often talk without thinking, saying don't blame me for my bald mouth. Wang Baoyu smiled evilly.
"You've become the director, you should be steady." Meng Yaohui said disdainfully.
"If only I could be safe, would I be able to make so much of a mess? But thank you so much for being able to trust me so much despite my notoriety! Wang Baoyu arched his hand and said.
Come on! Meng Yaohui glanced at Wang Baoyu, knowing that he couldn't grind him, and he remembered the events of that day vividly, and he would never forget it, and it was quite wonderful to find someone to recall. Meng Yaohui finally compromised, he said seriously: "Wang Baoyu, don't say it, the feeling of standing naked at the crossroads is really exciting, how to say it?" That's right, it's called back to nature. ”
Wang Baoyu was interested, he asked Meng Yaohui about this, there was only one purpose, Expert Jia asked him to find something exciting, he suddenly thought of running naked, I don't know if this alternative behavior can cure his soft eggs? Don't say it, it's exciting just thinking about it.
"Later, being chased and beaten by others, isn't it more exciting?" Wang Baoyu asked again.
"When others chased after me, I really didn't think about anything, but I met two female workers in the middle, and when I passed by them, I felt a little impulsive in my body. What kind of eyes are there, this is the truth, I am a normal man. Meng Yaohui said frankly.
"Really? And what about later?" Wang Baoyu was interested in hearing this, and asked curiously.
"Then I ran back to get dressed, I think you're really stuffy. If you want to know what it's like to run naked, you can only experience it yourself, try it yourself another day, and it feels great! Meng Yaohui said dissatisfiedly, stretched his arms and legs, and muttered away.
Of course you have to try! Wang Baoyu really wants to experience it right away. However, Wang Baoyu will not be as stupid as Meng Yaohui, no matter how he is, he has to cover his face, the underneath of the man is much the same, so he doesn't believe that anyone can recognize himself based on his impression below.
After making up her mind, Wang Baoyu drove home, and after having dinner with Li Keren, Li Keren asked Wang Baoyu to take a picture of her again, this time on her buttocks, as if it was still the painting of the old man in the coat looking up. Presumably Li Keren was obsessed with that painting, or twisted his neck and painted for a long time.
Wang Baoyu's heart was like a frenzy, and after taking pictures of this crazy female artist, she yelled to sleep, but Li Keren said: "Child, can you help a group of eldest sisters with something?" ”
"What's the matter?" Wang Baoyu asked puzzled.
"Painting on my body every day makes my back ache and neck hurt, I think, your skin texture is good, painting on you, maybe it will be better." Li Ke is humane.
Wang Baoyu was startled at first, and hurriedly waved her hand and said: "Eldest sister, that's not good, I'm afraid of skin allergies if I paint my body." ”
"Child, the eldest sister is very good to you, it's just a painting on you, why are you still pushing, it's really not interesting." Li Keren said unhappily.
"Eldest sister, I support you in art, but this kind of thing can't be imposed on others." Wang Baoyu frowned.
"Do you still want me to cook for you every day?" Li Keren couldn't be soft, so he threatened directly.
"Yes, but except for the condition of drawing." Wang Baoyu said with a straight neck.
"Forget it, there's no taste at all. When you want to ask me to draw it for you, I won't paint it yet? It's really hurting you! Li Keren did not achieve his goal, and went back to the house with great dissatisfaction.
Wang Baoyu watched the news for a while, and then went to bed and lay down for a while, feeling conflicted and uneasy. He plans to try some exciting naked running tonight, but he is afraid that if people find out, he, the director of education, may have to resign voluntarily.
After struggling for a long time, Wang Baoyu finally made up his mind, and the reason for self-comfort was very simple. Is it important to be an official, or is it important to be alive and well? The answer is that Lao Tzu would rather not be the director of the education bureau, but also cure the following problems, otherwise, no matter how big an official is, no matter how much money he has, what is the use?
This time, Wang Baoyu really felt the distress of those men who couldn't do this, no wonder the patients who were cured by himself became good friends with him, which was equivalent to giving them the dignity and second life of men. That's it!
At half past ten in the evening, Wang Baoyu saw from the window that the neighbors had turned off the lights, so he took off his clothes and prepared to go downstairs and start running naked, but he would not be as stupid as Meng Yaohui and go to the street to run naked.
Wang Baoyu plans to try it in the community first, in case there is some effect, and then be bold and crazy, and then arrange a big deal to answer him. Of course, if the effect is not obvious, then think of other ways.
Wang Baoyu searched for a long time and didn't find the stockings left by Bai Peony, and his socks were too small to put his head on, which had already made Li Keren unhappy, of course he couldn't borrow them from her. Find a plastic bag, the transparency is too high, and if the operation is not good, it is easy to cause suffocation. Being an official is not as good as being a man, but being a man is not as good as being alive.
In the end, Wang Baoyu finally turned out a file bag and picked out two holes on his head, well, not big, not too small, just right. Wang Baoyu nervously opened the door of the house, but there was only a crack exposed, but his heart was pounding, like a deer crashing, and he seemed to be a thief.