Chapter 34: I don't know the rules
Recently, Yunying Company has had a series of security incidents.
The board of directors originally wanted to dismiss Wang Dahai, the minister of security, but because Wang Dahai's uncle was the director of the Planning Bureau, he was not moved, and only some insignificant minor security guards were dismissed.
Unexpectedly, Wang Dahai took advantage of this opportunity to decisively exclude dissidents, and now almost all the bodyguards who remain in the Ministry of Security are close associates of Wang Dahai, Minister of Security.
One of Wang Dahai's most trusted cronies is called Zhao Bao, the deputy minister of the Ministry of Security, and he has always looked forward to Wang Dahai.
After he received a call from Wang Dahai, he called out the two dog-legged Chen Guo and Yang Xu, and gave them a face-to-face lecture.
"You two listen, Brother Hai called just now, and there is a newcomer who is unruly and tells us to teach him well." Zhao Bao reverently conveyed Wang Dahai's will, which reminded people of the eunuchs who passed the decree in ancient times.
"Brother Bao, don't worry, leave it to us, no problem!" Chen Guo patted his chest and reassured.
Yang Xu also echoed: "Brother Bao, don't worry, no matter how hard the thorn is, we have a way to make him learn to be obedient." ”
Chen Guo and Yang Xu used to be gangsters on the street, fighting was as common as eating, and they had also helped Wang Dahai teach a few thorns who didn't understand the rules, so Zhao Bao didn't doubt him, nodded and said: "You two will help me teach him well later, and I won't make a move, so as not to say that I am bullying the small." ”
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
Hearing the knock on the door, Zhao Bao motioned for Chen Guo and Yang Xu to sit back in their seats, then leaned back in the chair and shouted, "Come in!" ”
Thunder Blade pushed the door and walked in, looked at Zhao Bao sitting on the desk in the center and walked straight towards him, and said softly: "I am the company's newly recruited security guard Thunder Blade!" ”
Zhao Bao raised his eyes and looked at the Thunder Blade, and said listlessly: "Brother Hai has already called me just now. ”
Just said that, Lei Blade was too lazy to speak, and asked directly: "Then where do I sit?" ”
Hearing Lei Blade's words, Zhao Bao's face showed a look of displeasure, and he said in his heart that this guy really doesn't understand the rules.
"The seats here are all occupied, and you don't have seats yet." Zhao Bao pointed to Chen Guo's position and said to the Thunder Blade, "You squeeze him first, and wait for the purchasing department to move your desk and chair." ”
Lei Jian turned his head to look in the direction of Chen Guo, and saw him knocking on Erlang's leg, leaning back on the chair, holding a cigarette in his mouth, which was clearly an underbeaten look.
"Brother, come and sit, I'll let you!" Chen Guopi shouted at Thunder Blade with a smile.
Thunder Blade naturally knew that Chen Guo would not be willing to give up his seat to himself, there must be some conspiracy inside, but Thunder Blade, who had always been accustomed to seeing big scenes, really didn't take these people in his eyes, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he walked over with a smile.
Seeing the Thunder Blade walking towards him, Chen Guo's eyes flashed with a hint of excitement, and he took the initiative to stretch out his right hand to the Thunder Blade, and introduced it very "friendly": "Brother, my name is Chen Guo, I am very happy to be a colleague with you, in the future, we must unite Hu Zhu and fight for the company's ......."
Before the word "light" could be spoken, Chen Guo was speechless in pain, and the cold sweat of Dou Da kept pouring out of his forehead, feeling that it was not a hand that held his right hand, but a hard and tight iron tongs.
Thunder Blade's smile did not change, his strength did not decrease, and he said slowly: "My name is Thunder Blade, please give me more advice in the future." ”
"Definitely, definitely! Brother, can you let go of your hand first now, you are too enthusiastic, I can't stand it. Chen Guo looked at Lei Jian with a wry smile, he was going to give him a dismount when shaking hands, but he didn't expect that it was himself who suffered.
"The question of that seat ......," Thunderblade asked faintly.
"My brother is a newcomer who has just arrived, so he naturally gave up his seat to you." Chen Guo was fully controlled, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering, so he had to nod and agree.
"How's that going to work? If a gentleman doesn't take the love of others, how can I rob you of your seat and leave you with no seat to sit on? No, no! Thunderblade shook his head and said resolutely.
"Then say so, brother, you ......" Chen Guo was suddenly overjoyed, and hurriedly said happily.
However, only halfway through the sentence, Thunder Blade interrupted: "However, you are also a good intention, if I fail your good intentions, it will be too bad for you to lose face." Okay, then I'll sit down reluctantly, thank you for your kindness. ”
Chen Guo looked at the Thunder Blade with an embarrassed expression and sat in his place, but he didn't dare to say anything, so he had to scold the Thunder Blade in his heart.
"Hey, aren't you happy? Then I'll get up and let you! Thunderblade said suddenly.
Chen Guo hoped that the Thunder Blade would return the seat to him, but the Thunder Blade didn't move at all, and he was still holding his own hand in his hand, so Chen Guo had to sigh helplessly: "Since my brother is sitting, then sit down, and I'll go get another bench." ”
"With your words, then I'm welcome." Lei Blade leaned back on Chen Guo's chair with a smile, finally let go of his hand, then took out a cigarette and smoked it comfortably.
Chen Guo finally breathed a sigh of relief, shook off his numb hand, and walked towards Zhao Bao dejectedly.
Zhao Bao and Yang Xu both saw it just now, and they knew that Chen Guo must have suffered a secret loss, and a trace of murderous aura flashed on his face, preparing to carry out a second set of plans for the Thunder Blade.
Zhao Bao got up from his chair and walked towards the Thunder Blade. Unexpectedly, just as he was about to speak, the Thunder Blade spit out a puff of smoke at him, Zhao Bao was suddenly smoked and coughed violently, and he didn't know how much second-hand smoke the Thunder Blade had inhaled this time.
"Oops, what's wrong with you?" Lei Jian pretended to be surprised and looked at Zhao Bao, who was choking with tears, and said very apologetically, "I'm really embarrassed!" I knew that you couldn't smell smoke like those women, so I wouldn't smoke in front of you. ”
Zhao Bao heard Lei Jian scolding himself for being a woman, and wanted to get angry, but he coughed so hard that he couldn't do it, and shouted at Yang Xu with a red face: "Water...... Give me water! ”
After drinking a few sips of water, Zhao Bao felt that his throat was better, waved the smoke in the air with his hand, and snorted coldly at Thunder Blade: "You did it on purpose just now, right?" ”
Thunder Blade shrugged his shoulders and said innocently, "Heaven and Earth conscience, I really didn't mean it just now. ”
"Humph!" Seeing that Lei Blade didn't admit it, Zhao Bao couldn't help it, snorted coldly, shifted to the topic, and said, "Lei Blade, you are a newcomer, so before you officially take up your post, you have two choices." Either pay the newcomer fee or ......"
"How much? I don't have any change to look for you. Thunderblade asked.
Zhao Bao thought that the thunder blade was afraid, and he was suddenly overjoyed, and said in a hurry: "Don't look for my change, the price is two thousand!" ”
"Two thousand? So much? Didn't you just say that it was only a thousand? Thunderblade asked, wide-eyed.
Zhao Bao saw that his little abacus was exposed by the thunder blade, his old face turned red, and he shouted cheekily: "Just now, now is now, can't the price go up?" ”
"That is, pigs can increase in price, why can't Brother Bao increase in price?" As soon as Yang Xu's words came out, his head was slapped on the head by Zhao Bao, and he screamed in pain.
"What the are you talking about, can Lao Tzu compare to a pig?" Zhao Bao glared at Yang Xu fiercely, turned his head and shouted at Thunder Blade, "Lao Tzu is a reasonable person!" As long as you touch two thousand out, you can go to work. Brother Hai, I'll help you out. ”
"I haven't paid my salary yet, can you lend me two thousand first?" Lei Jian touched his purse and said to Zhao Bao.
"You're fooling me!" Zhao Bao said angrily, "Since you don't eat and drink in the toast, then Lao Tzu will make you look good." ”
As he spoke, Zhao Bao turned to Chen Guo and Yang Xu and shouted, "This kid doesn't understand the rules, you teach him well for me!" As long as you don't cripple, everything is settled by Brother Hai! ”
Security work is quite boring on weekdays, and occasionally I can teach one or two people who don't have long eyes, which is definitely an exciting thing.
When Yang Xu and Chen Guo heard this, their faces suddenly showed excited looks. Especially Chen Guo, who was sharpened by the thunder blade just now, can just get back to the field at this time.
"Boy, if you have a kind, go to the practice room with us, so as not to break the office equipment here, you can't afford to pay for it!" Yang Xu shouted arrogantly while moving his wrist.
Lei Blade stood up from his chair, shook his head, and said lightly, "Okay! Anyway, it's boring to sit here, so I'll have fun with you. Lead the way! ”
Thunder Blade followed them to the outside of the practice room, and there was a small urge to push the door in.
Although this practice room is only 300 square meters, it is not wide, but the fitness equipment inside is varied. If Thunder Blade knew that an ordinary treadmill in the Dao Road House was twenty or thirty thousand, maybe Thunder Blade would be even more excited.
Seeing the appearance of the Thunder Blade, Zhao Bao thought that the Thunder Blade was afraid, and couldn't help but say proudly: "Boy, you have two choices now." Either you find us to fight alone, or we find you to fight in groups. ”
Thunderblade moved his waist and said disdainfully: "Don't talk nonsense, you guys can go together!" After the fight, I would like to see how good the quality of the gym equipment is. ”
"Boy, don't be arrogant, Lao Tzu will immediately make you fall to the ground and can't get up." Yang Xu shouted, raised his leg and kicked towards the thunder blade.
Thunderblade didn't move, and gave him a kick in his chest.
Click!
Yang Xu's leg seemed to have kicked on an iron plate, with a crisp sound, and his toes were violently broken by Lei Blade's chest.
Yang Xu covered his sore feet and asked incredulously, "Have you practiced chest crushing boulders?" ”
"Lao Tzu has never practiced crushing boulders in the chest, only practicing kicking the crotch of his pants! If you can't, just watch my feet kick the crotch of my pants. A faint smile flashed in Lei Blade's eyes, and he raised his foot and kicked Yang Xu's crotch.
The force is not large, but the angle is just right, and he kicked directly on his two balls, even if this kick can't make his eggs fly, it will probably make him not lift for life.
Thinking that such a large animal could no longer walk humanely, Thunderblade felt sorry for him, and couldn't help but mourn sympathetically: "For your pity, then I will let them be the same as you, so that one person will not be too lonely." ”