Chapter 34 A bowl of water is flat

The wrench is a kind of ornament for men. In the past, the wrench was used to protect the thumb when drawing the bow and archery, especially the Eight Banners soldiers of the Qing Dynasty, almost everyone had one. Later, the wrench evolved into a very fashionable accessory, which everyone from the emperor and princes and ministers to the wealthy merchants liked to wear it. To this day, wrenches are still very popular, and the elderly wear them more, and there are some bosses.

Erdan measured the thickness of Zhang Kunpeng's right thumb with his eyes, and then took him a wrench that seemed to fit.

"One wrench is 10 million, we don't owe each other anything! Oh, no, Lao Tzu treated you, and you didn't give me a dime for medical expenses. I'll tell you the bank card number later, and give me a few tens of millions. Erdan half-jokingly.

"It's so boring to play a bank card, and on your wedding day, I'll pull a truckload of RMB and put it on your wedding scene. Look who's fucking paying more than Lao Tzu. Zhang Kunpeng said and put the jade wrench on his right thumb and tried it, a little tight, but it didn't hurt.

Li Bin chose a ring with a gold seat inlaid with jade, ready to give it to his girlfriend Zhang Hui.

Wang Lung chose a pair of bracelets. The bracelet can be worn by both men and women, but Wang Lung will not wear it, and is ready to give it to his girlfriend Zhou Tongtong.

Zhang Liangliang chose a pair of jade earrings, which were also given to his girlfriend Lu Yingying.

When the love between the brothers and sisters was going on, Li Bin walked a little faster, and Zhang Luo was about to marry Zhang Hui. Although Zhang Hui is a second-hand, Li Bin doesn't mind, his son is now available, and he picked it up for nothing, Li Chen.

"Lao Zhang, it's your turn. You're not going to be picky, are you? Erdan said to Zhang Dasheng with a smile.

Zhang Dasheng rubbed his eyes and said, "Obediently, it's a little picky." ā€

"If you wear it yourself, I will build yƬ you pick a jade wrench, if you give it to your daughter-in-law or juniors, everything else is a fine product." Two eggs.

Zhang Dasheng smiled embarrassedly, "What's the junior, I'm very loyal to your sister-in-law." ā€

Is there anything funnier than that? No, absolutely nothing! So, everyone laughed, laughed hard, laughed.

Zhang Dasheng can't lie, his face is red like a monkey's ass.

"Lao Zhang." Zhang Liangliang said with a smile, "You sent a girl downstairs to the women's dormitory of Jiangdong University last week, and I just happened to see it." Who's that girl? I share a dorm house with my girlfriend. ā€

"Uh. Zhang Dasheng was not calm, "You are wrong, you must be wrong." I've never been to Koto University, and I don't even know where the gate of Koto University is facing. ā€

"Damn, no, I'm really mistaken! Fortunately, I took a photo at the time, or my brothers gave me long eyes to see if I wronged Lao Zhang, or if it was really this thing. "Zhang Liangliang.

There was another round of coaxing among the crowds, among which Comrade Li Erdan was the most prominent.

"Alas, I admit it, I admit it. I did go to your Koto University last week, and the girl was the child of my distant cousin's family. That's it. Zhang Dasheng was very indifferent.

If you haven't done something bad, you haven't done it, and you blush, that's because, because, just now, I drank too much.

"Your distant cousin's child? Where? Zhang Liangliang, ask to the end.

"Uhhh Zhang Dasheng groaned slightly, and his eyes also rolled, "From the north of W Province, from my hometown." ā€

"W, you old girl! Lao Zhang, you will open your eyes and talk nonsense. I asked my girlfriend, and she said that the girl was from Province E, from Jiangcheng City. Confess leniently, resist strictly, you hurry up and give me an honest explanation. "Zhang Liangliang.

"Lao Zhang, what's the situation?" Erdan asked very obscenely, in my heart, I still admire this old guy very much, he looks so ugly, and he can still soak in the student girl, it's unreasonable!

The second egg rose up with a feeling that a good cabbage was arched by a pig.

Zhang Kunpeng roared in a rough voice, "It's still a big man, what do you say." Suddenly, the conversation changed, with a very obscene expression, "Lao Zhang, if Jiangdong University has a better product, introduce one to my brother, I am looking for a daughter-in-law now." ā€

Erdan pushed Zhang Kunpeng, who was flying with spittle, and said: "If you are looking for a daughter-in-law, you will go to "If You Are Honest", maybe there will be a blind person who can take a fancy to you." ā€

"It's not what you think." Zhang Dasheng was about to cry, all kinds of birdmen, which pot is not opened, "She is a girl from a poor family sponsored by me." That's it. ā€

"What about kissing goodbye in the car?" Zhang Liangliang.

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Zhang Dasheng finally chose a wrench, the three and four of the gods and horses are all floating clouds, just play while they are energetic. Erdan not only gave Zhang Dasheng a wrench, but also gave him a pair of bracelets.

Tens of millions of treasures! Erdan's heart is dripping blood. But there is no way, because Zhang Dasheng's daughter-in-law Zhang Cuihua booked a pair with Erdan earlier.

Zhang Dasheng insisted on giving money to Erdan, but Erdan didn't ask for it, and he didn't want it.

Zhang Dasheng also thought about it, and on the day of the second egg's wedding, he would also pull a truckload of RMB over to support the field, which would definitely not be less than Zhang Kunpeng's.

After a commotion, everyone sat down to eat.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the scene is a little "out of control", and it is nonsense. This pull was pulled until eleven o'clock in the evening.

The brotherhood of the serious children has no impurities in it.

Zhang Liangliang's brother asked Erdan to go to the venue to have fun more often, how to say that he is also the majority shareholder of the bar. Alas, Erdan is not in the mood to run to the bar, and there is a mess of things waiting for him to deal with.

After eating, everyone went back to their respective places.

Erdan drove the car and did not go back to the villa, but drove towards the community of the poet and Yu Ting's family. It's so boring to go home and sleep, and I don't even have a woman who warms the bed.

Tonight, Erdan decided to "sit" at the poet's house.

The day before yesterday, Erdan accompanied Xiaoqing, and yesterday, Erdan accompanied Yuting, but Shishi didn't accompany him. To be a man, you have to have a bowl of water to be flat, otherwise it is easy to make trouble in the palace.

At 11 o'clock in the evening, there was significantly less traffic on the road and the temperature was much lower. The second egg can make the performance of Ferrari a little more arrogant.

Among the poets, Wang Manjiang and Xia Lan had already slept. Shishi had just played a computer game for a while, and then she had just laid down.

Playing with mobile phones before going to bed is a common feature of modern earthlings. Shishi took the mobile phone and browsed the photo album first, recalling those shiny, warm and somewhat sad days with Erdan.

A few minutes later, Shishi sent a text message to Erdan, "Honey, did you sleep?" ā€

Erdan drove to the poet's house, and suddenly the mobile phone text message rang. Erdan picked it up and looked at it, only to know that it was a text message sent by Shishi.