Chapter 57: I'll Give You Half of My Property
Chen Ergou laughed after hearing this, flicked the cigarette ash, and continued: "Noble has a hairy use, other people can live well, continue to be chic, continue to be corrupt, what about me, I am about to see the king of Hades." Good people don't live long, but bad people live to be 100 years old. In good conscience, except for a few second wives, my life is a little bad, and everywhere else, it's not bad. ”
Yu Han smiled and said, "Brother Chen, don't be so sad, aren't you dead yet?" ”
Chen Ergou looked at Yu Han in surprise, and then asked, "What do you mean by that?" ”
Yu Han took a puff of his cigar and said lightly: "Brother Chen must leave some family property for his children, but don't leave too much, enough for them to start a business and struggle, so that they don't sleep on the streets, and the rest, don't donate cash, they will be purchased in kind, in this way, they can't be corrupt when they distribute it." Big brother, don't blame me for speaking directly, your wives are all in their thirties, and they are in their prime, and when you die, you will definitely remarry, and you will not be widowed for half your life, and you will live a happy and beautiful second half of your life with the property distributed by your eldest brother. In other words, if your wives are dead now, and your eldest brother is still alive, he will definitely marry another wife to live. This is human nature, and it has nothing to do with ethics and morality. ”
Chen Ergou looked at Yu Han, and then said with a smile: "You can say this to me, it seems that you have a lot of ideas." What those people said to me before was flattery, and looking at them, I really wanted to slap them to death. ”
Yu Han said: "This is just my personal humble opinion, I said that the eldest brother does not need to be sad, it is an ulterior motive." ”
"Huh?" Chen Ergou was stunned for a moment, a little unintelligible.
"I mean, my eldest brother's disease is not incurable, and it can still be cured with a little effort." Yu Han said.
Yu Han's words, to Chen Ergou's ears, were simply a mouth full of feces, and he just said with a smile: "You will really make me happy, if cancer can be cured, there will not be so many people dying every year, no matter how much money there is, it is useless, God wants your life, no one can keep it." ”
Yu Han said: "Although modern medical technology is developed, some diseases still cannot be eradicated. Traditional Chinese medicine is broad and profound, with a history of thousands of years, and the magic of Chinese medicine is far from being so superficial as the world understands now. In my master's words, there is no Chinese medicine that can't cure the disease, as long as you are not divided by five horses, you can be revived when you die. Big brother's stomach cancer, from the perspective of modern medicine, is an incurable disease, but from the perspective of ancient Chinese medicine, there is complete hope. ”
"What do you say, can it be cured?" Chen Ergou stood up suddenly, his fat body almost overturning the coffee table.
Yu Han nodded and said, "That's right." ”
Chen Ergou looked at Yu Han incredulously and asked, "What's the rule?" ”
Yu Han smiled and said, "Big brother, don't worry, sit down and listen to me tell you slowly." ”
Chen Ergou nodded vigorously, and sat down quickly.
Yu Han took a puff of his cigar and said: "Cancer is actually a malignant tumor, a disease caused by the abnormal mechanism of controlling cell growth and proliferation, in addition to uncontrolled growth, it will also locally invade the surrounding normal tissues and even transfer to other parts of the body through the internal circulatory system or lymphatic system. Benign tumors are easy to remove, generally do not metastasize, do not recur, and only have a squeezing and blocking effect on organs and tissues, but malignant tumors will destroy the structure and function of tissues and organs, cause necrosis, bleeding and infection, and patients will eventually die due to organ failure, which is the theory of Western medicine. ”
"Uh-huh, Dr. Yu continued." Chen Ergou listened very carefully.
"But traditional Chinese medicine is different, Chinese medicine takes the five elements of yin and yang as the theoretical basis, pays attention to qi, shape and spirit, and uses traditional Chinese medicine, acupuncture, massage, cupping, qigong and diet therapy and other multi-clock treatment methods, so that the human body can achieve the harmony of yin and yang and recover. To put it simply, since the cell is not working, then replace it and the machine can continue to run as usual. Yu Han said.
"Doctor Yu is really amazing, he understands so much, and learned people are different." Chen Ergou praised.
"These are all common sense, if you want to cure your disease, I am not enough, I need the help of my eldest brother." Yu Han said.
"If you need anything, just ask, buy medicine or what, as long as you say a word." Chen Ergou said briskly.
"I can't buy the medicinal herbs I need, so I have to grab them myself." Yu Han said.
"Catch?" Chen Ergou was a little confused.
"Big brother, wait a minute, I'll go get a pen and paper." Yu Han got up and said.
"Mmmm, I'm not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry." Chen Ergou continued to nod violently, he didn't expect to meet such a god unexpectedly, this is a savior, I hope I don't fool myself, otherwise it will be too sad.
Yu Han brought paper and a pen, then made a list, handed it to Chen Ergou, and said, "I need my eldest brother to find me all these things." ”
"Lobsters, flame salamanders, earthworms, starfish, leeches, crabs, geckos, octopuses, cicadas, are you going to let me eat these disgusting things?" Chen Ergou was so frightened that he collapsed and asked in surprise.
Yu Han explained: "It's not for eating, it's for medicine." ”
"Make medicine, what kind of medicine can these things do? The living can be eaten to death. Chen Ergou said with great pain.
Yu Han said with a smile: "Big brother, take a closer look at these things, you will find that they are all crustaceans and annelids with super regenerative ability, and if you want to cure cancer, you must use these magical animals as medicine primers." ”
Chen Ergou suddenly realized and sighed: "So that's the case, it sounds really outrageous, can it be done?" ”
Yu Han said: "Ancient medical skills, unpredictable, there is nothing that can't be done, only the unexpected, whether it is successful or not, you will know the Tao when the time comes." Big brother thinks I'm fooling you, hehe, you think like this, I can completely understand it, after all, if this method is said, nine out of ten won't believe it. But if you think about it the other way, if you don't treat this disease, you really won't be able to live for a few days, it's better to use a dead horse as a live horse doctor, anyway, it doesn't cost much to collect these animals, and it doesn't cost much to go to the hospital for a few chemotherapy treatments, which is not a small amount, compared to this, the difference is too far. People must have faith in order to go further, how can the eldest brother know that the road is not cured if he doesn't try? ”
After hearing this, Chen Ergou fell into silence for a moment, and then looked at Yu Han hotly and said, "Five days, give me five days, and I will bring everything to you." ”
"Then it's bothering the big brother." Yu Han said.
"What's the trouble, if you can really cure my stomach cancer, I'll give you half of the property." Chen Ergou said without thinking.
ps: Ask for flowers and collection! Tomorrow's Dragon Boat Festival is also Momo's 23rd birthday, May 5th, 5 is the auspicious number of Momo, so let's change it to 5 chapters.