Chapter 253: Your Specialty
Robin said with an unkind face: "Let me ask you again, who are you?" ”
Jia Xu raised his head and hummed arrogantly: "I'm Andy Lau!" ”
Frieza on the side immediately echoed: "My name is Chow Yun-fat!" ”
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For a long time, looking at the expressionless Robin. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Jia Xu and Frisha looked at each other, and the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became awkward.
Frieza whispered to Jia Xu, "Hey...... He's not from our world, and he doesn't seem to know who these two people are! ”
Jia Xu comforted: "It's okay, I have more good jokes, I must have made her laugh!" ”
After saying that, Jia Xu suddenly pointed to the sky with one hand and shouted: "Ride a monkey on the tree!" ”
Immediately after, the fingertips went down: "A monkey under the tree!" ”
"Ask! How many monkeys are there!? ”
Frieza immediately clapped her hands and said excitedly: "I know this!" Zhao Benshan's sketch is right? Ha ha...... I was still in school! ”
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Jia Xu's face turned dark, and he said angrily: "Who asked you to say this!" You're going to take it! ”
Frieza was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly, he made a serious gesture and said, "Eight!" ”
Jia Xu was immediately overjoyed, stretched out his hand and dragged Frisha up from under the water and said, "Congratulations, you are right!" The one in the tree is a mother monkey, pregnant with quintuplets! Hahaha......"
Robin couldn't help but leave a cold sweat on his forehead......
Where did these two retards come from......
The show isn't over there yet!
I saw that Jia Xu didn't know where to take out a microphone, handed it to Friesha's mouth and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Emperor of the Universe, you have answered the ultimate question of our "Who is the Next Millionaire" column!" Is there anything you'd like to say to the audience in front of the TV? ”
Wipe her tears and say: "First of all, I want to thank my homeland ......"
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Robin on the side was expressionless, and without hesitation, he turned the course and said, "It's so boring, I'm leaving!" ”
Jia Xu and Frieza were in a hurry, and without saying a word, they both jumped onto Robin's car and glared at her angrily!
Jia Xu pointed at Robin bitterly and said, "You can insult my personality, but you can't insult the jokes we worked so hard to come up with!" ”
Frieza also patted her chest angrily and said, "For the sake of life, I can endure it!" But you can't look down on our stand-up comedy! ”
Robin sighed helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, two gentlemen who like to swim, so may I ask you to stop me, what is the matter?" ”
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Jia Xu fell into deep thought at that time......
Oh, yes!
What is the purpose of stopping this beautiful girl by yourself?
Is it just for the sake of stealing sex?
Wrong!
I remember that there seems to be some higher spiritual pursuit......
On the side, Frieza gently poked Jia Xu and said, "National teacher, have you forgotten?" We're here to get a boat! ”
"That's right! I remember! ”
Jia Xu touched his head and laughed: "Oops! It's a good robbery, why did you suddenly talk about cross talk, life is really full of unknowns, hahaha......"
"So ......"
Squatting in front of Robin, Jia Xu patted Frieza beside him and said to Robin, "You have two choices now!" First, you belong to Him! Second, you are mine! Take your pick! ”
On the side, Frieza hesitated slightly: "National teacher, what about the turtle?" ”
Jia Xu was shocked: "At this time, do you still have the heart to think about the turtle?" I remember you didn't watch the fast broadcast? ”
Frieza suddenly patted her head and said hurriedly: "If you don't say it, I forgot!" I've traveled over for so long, what if my dad finds out about the yellow plate under the bed! He'll be sure to quietly put it away and see it himself! That's all my hard-earned money!! ”
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Although he couldn't understand what the two fools were saying, Robin almost laughed out loud for some reason......
I said...... Two ......"
Robin squinted his eyes and said indifferently, "If I'm not mistaken, you two need a ship right now, right?" ”
Jia Xu waved his hand again and again: "Actually, there is a lack of a big girl who washes and folds quilts for us, I think you are very good......
Robin didn't hear it, and continued to himself, "If you don't mind, I can introduce you to a job that pays very well...... As long as you take a big order, it is enough for you to eat and drink for the rest of your life, how about it, are you two interested? ”
Frieza asked, "You want us to sell insurance?" ”
Jia Xu also sneered: "You underestimate our amount of food too much!" ”
"Insurance...... What is it? ”
Robin frowned slightly, "I just want to introduce you two to join my 'Baroque Studio'...... I'm sure you've heard of this name, right? ”
Frieza looked blank and said, "No, I haven't heard of it at all. ”
On the side, Jia Xu seemed to be a little reflected, touched his chin and thought, "Hmm...... I remember there was such an organization...... Engage in pyramid schemes, it seems to be ......"
"Oh!!"
Frieza was excited at the time and was pleasantly surprised: "Then this money is ruthless!" Hey, beauty, your organization is so profitable, are there any requirements to join? Or rather...... What expertise do you need? ”
Robin waved his hand slightly and said, "No...... Actually, you don't have to...... But if you want to show it, you can do it in front of the boss...... Yes!!! What are you doing!? ”
Frieza and Jia Xu stopped understanding the movement of the waistband of their trousers with blank expressions and said, "Show you the longest place on our body!" ”
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Robin covered his face and said, "Thank you, I don't want to see it at all...... Just introduce yourself and what you're good at......"
Hearing this, Frieza became energetic at that time, and hurriedly raised his hand and said, "I can especially eat!" ”
Jia Xu on the side was not to be outdone, and immediately raised his hand and said, "I can poop very well!" ”
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Robin lowered his head even deeper, and said weakly: "Okay, you have passed the entrance exam...... Sit honestly, I'll contact the boss right now and arrange tasks for you......"
Jia Xu sighed, wiped a handful of non-existent cold sweat on his forehead, and said to Frisha beside him: "What a difficult test, king!" ”
Frieza also had a lingering heart: "Yes! Fortunately, this king has many skills and is not pressing......"
The two of them are chatting hotly here.
Later, Robin had already taken out his portable phone bug and contacted Mr.0!
The phone was connected, and the voice of the sand crocodile slowly sounded from the other end: "Ms. all Sunday...... If you contact me now, have you solved Mr.3? ”
"No...... And it didn't ...... But I have something more important to report to you than that......"
Robin lowered his voice and whispered to the other end of the phone: "On the way back, I met two people...... Just now, I suddenly remembered who they were......"