Chapter 396: Fighting Wine
Mao Keli was forced to Liangshan by Li Yi in a few words, he couldn't do it if he didn't agree, he was also an old man in officialdom, he didn't expect to be forced to retreat by a posterior boy here, and the longer he hesitated, the more his prestige was lost!
With so many pairs of eyes watching, if he doesn't agree with this bet today, he doesn't have to wait until tomorrow, this matter can spread all over the country, and the world will say that Li Yi is a hero, and Mao Keli will be afraid of things
Li Yi is just a small deputy department-level cadre, he dares to bet on such a big one, Mao Keli is the executive vice governor and the "No. 1 chief" of Jiangbei Province, he is so scared that he doesn't dare to fight, then this ugliness will be a big deal!
Li Yi, a deputy department-level cadre, dared to be the lord of Jiangnan Province and used this matter as a bet, but Mao Keli didn't dare to bet with him, and when it was spread, people would only say that Mao Keli could not be the lord of Jiangbei Province!
Mao Keli raised his eyebrows and said, "Comrade Li Yi, the gentleman has no jokes!" If you say it, you have to count it! ”
Li Yi beckoned, called the waiter who was waiting next to him, and said, "Please help us get a pen and paper." ”
The waiter waited, and after a while he brought a few pieces of letter paper and a ballpoint pen.
Li Yi picked up the pen, wrote a few lines on the paper, signed his name on the back, and then handed it to Mao Keli to see, and said: "There is no basis for words, and the words are based on evidence." Governor Mao, this is the evidence I made, if I lose the bet today, Jiangzhou City will no longer hold a wine fair, this is evidence! If there is any remorse, I would like to kneel down and thank the elders of Jiangbei. ”
The crowd was shocked.
Before that, everyone thought that Li Yi was just joking, at most he was just joking, helping to drink and cheer, but at this moment, seeing that he actually made a military order, it immediately made everyone look sideways.
You Tuen complained bitterly, thinking that his role was decided!
Now I can only hope that Mao Keli will retreat in the face of difficulties and dare not fight. Maybe Li Yi's purpose in making so many famous halls is to force Mao Keli to give up voluntarily and not dare to fight, right?
When I looked at Mao Keli again, the expression on his face was extremely complicated, there was surprise, hesitation, a little anger, and a little heroism!
Li Yi's actions greatly surprised Mao Keli, this young man is because he has less to do, and the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, or does he really have any ability, and the amount of alcohol is as big as the sea? Why is he so determined, so daring to gamble, so indifferent?
He didn't know that if he lost, Jiangzhou would not be able to hold a wine fair, and he would become the object of scolding from the people of Jiangzhou?
Mao Keli rubbed his hands against each other, weighing the pros and cons of this gambling on himself.
Li Yi smiled: "Governor Mao, I still have the old saying, do what you can, do what you can, don't be reluctant." ”
Mao Keli snorted coldly, grabbed the paper and pen on the table, and added a few lines of words on the back, the meaning was similar to the note set up by Li Yi, and then left his name behind.
After he finished writing, he pushed his hands and said magnificently: "Comrade Li Yi dares to bet, how can I Mao Keli not be accompanied!" Hum! ”
In the Jiangbei Provincial inspection group, a few people frowned tightly when they saw Mao Keli really signing the note, but at this time, they didn't dare to make suggestions to Mao Keli. In ancient times, there were many ministers, but few of them had a good end.
These people knew that Mao Keli was inconsiderate this time, but they didn't dare to say it, they only said that Governor Mao was full of courage, and said that Governor Mao drank like a sea and would definitely win.
Mao Keli waved his hand and said, "Don't do anything about it, you can drink it now, right?" ”
Li Yi said: "Drink!" ”
The two people picked up the wine glasses, and the two porcelain wine glasses collided in mid-air, making a clanging sound.
The four eyes collided in the air, and it seemed that they could spark!
Mao Keli and Li Yi raised their heads at the same time and poured the wine in their cups into their throats.
The prickly jī of the high liquor caused a sharp contraction of the esophagus, and the throats of the two tightened, and the thick Adam's apple rolled up and down along the neck.
This is a large box, there are three tables of people, all gathered around the main table at the moment, watching this rare big competition.
"Good!" You Tuen took the lead in shouting, and the other comrades answered, that good word, the voice is loud, and it can lift the house!
"Good wine! Full! Mao Keli wiped the corners of his mouth, and said heroically: "Jiangzhou wine, the name is well deserved!" Haha! Fame is thousands of miles away, and the heart is in a cup! ”
Li Yi put down his wine glass and said, "Governor Mao is really a lover!" There are thousands of books in the belly, and a thousand cups of wine outside the body. Cheers again! ”
The waiter filled it to two people.
The two picked up the cups, touched the cups, and then craned their necks again and drank in one gulp! It's like a thirsty man drinking sweet well water!
"Haha, what wine! Flowers fall a glass of wine, and the moon is bright and thousands of miles away. Mao Keli seems to be deliberately showing off his literary talents, and after drinking a glass of wine, he will say a poem related to wine.
Li Yi was naturally not to be left behind, and said: "Joy and sorrow gather for a glass of wine, thousands of miles from north to south, east to west." Full! ”
"Okay!" The crowd applauded.
The waiter looked at Mao Keli, and then at Li Yi.
Mao Keli glared and said, "Look at it, it's full!" ”
The waiter said, "Honored guest, the wine is gone." Do you want to open another bottle? ”
Mao Keli waved his hand and said, "Open a bottle?" How can you open a bottle? Hurry up and get the wine, five bottles first! ”
The waiter answered, "I'll go get it." ”
At this time, Li Yi shouted: "Miss, bring me five bottles too!" ”
"Ahh The waiter almost scared down, five bottles per person? It's wine, not water! Even if it's water, can a person's stomach hold that much?
"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and get drunk!" Li Yi picked up the cup and paused on the table, and said, "Don't sweep our wine!" ”
The waiter nodded repeatedly, turned around, and walked in a hurry, stepping on the red carpet with high heels and almost falling.
Mao Keli said that there were five bottles, and two people drank them together, and Li Yi said that there were five more bottles, which meant that everyone had five bottles of wine!
Mao Keli smiled, stared at Li Yi, and said slowly: "Comrade Li Yi, it seems that you are a real person!" ”
Li Yi said: "I drink averagely, but I am sacrificing my life to accompany the gentleman today!" Governor Mao is a distinguished guest of our Jiangnan Province, and he made such a big bet with me, haha, even if I, Li Yi, am drunk today, I will accompany Governor Mao to have a good time! ”
You Tuen made a face and said, "Wouldn't you have to carry it out later?" ”
Li Yi said: "Drunk and lying on the battlefield, how many people have come back to fight in ancient times?" Governor Mao, if both of us are drunk here, it depends on which person falls, and the one who falls first will lose! ”
Mao Keli said: "Okay! Today there are two of us, and one of us must go out sideways! ”
Haha! Everyone laughed.
The scene of the wine fight is still very moving, and it can also adjust the atmosphere, and everyone is talking about it, some are called haode, and some say whether to call an ambulance.
After a while, several waiters walked in with ten bottles of wine, and they were arranged around the round table, as neat as dominoes, and it was spectacular.
When everyone heard five bottles of wine per person just now, they didn't think there was anything, because whether it was five bottles or ten bottles, it was an illusory number, and at this moment ten bottles of wine were neatly arranged in front of them, which was moving! If these wines were to be poured out, there would not be a big vat, would they?
Can these two people drink so much?
You Tuen said: "Governor Mao, Comrade Li Yi, this little wine is pleasant, drunk and hurts, in my opinion, it is better to accept it when it is good, there is no need to fight hard, it is a lose-lose thing!" It's not good for everyone's health. ”
Li Yi said: "It doesn't matter if I am, it depends on whether Governor Mao can persevere." ”
Mao Keli said: "Joke! Isn't it just five bottles of wine? What is there to be afraid of? Lao Tzu is not afraid of heaven and earth, but he is still afraid of its five bottles of wine? ”
You Tuan shut up, and it was hard to say anything more.
Li Yi said with a smile: "Governor Mao, I am younger than you, if you think that I have taken advantage of my age, you can choose another person to replace you, I don't care." ”
Mao Keli snorted coldly, directly ignored Li Yi's words, pointed to his wine glass, and said, "Full!" ”
The waiter had already opened the package and cap of the wine, and when he heard the words, he filled them up.
Mao Keli picked up the cup and pressed it to the rim, and the wine entered his mouth, and as soon as the Adam's apple went up, the wine entered his stomach. Then he chanted loudly: "A hundred years of sorrow have passed, and I am drunk." ”
Li Yi thought to himself, this appearance is standing, it looks like a rough person, but there is still some poetry in his belly!
There is wine and poetry, and there are many colleagues who are in harmony, and the wine of the two people is getting higher and higher.
Li Yi drank it all and said: "May you rest your wine and be melancholy, all the worlds are brothers." ”
At the beginning, it was a waiter who poured wine for two people, and before the two people drank, they had to touch each other with a glass, and then the wine was drunk faster and faster, and another waiter was added to pour the wine, and one person served the other, Mao Keli and Li Yi took the cup and drank it, and they didn't clink glasses.
"Light yīn is like lightning and it is difficult to chase, how many times can you be happy at the age of 100?"
"A drunk relieves a thousand sorrows, and the sorrow is still there."
"The strength of the wine cannot last long, and there is no cure for sorrow and hatred."
“……”
At the beginning, everyone could still hear the poems they read out, but later, Mao Keli and Li Yi's tongues were already big, drunk, and they couldn't hear anything clearly.
Bottle after bottle of wine was opened, and there were more empty bottles on the floor.
You Tuen quietly threw a look at an official in Jiangbei Province, and the two of them went aside to discuss.
You Tuen said: "It's not a way to go on like this!" You have to get drunk! It's going to kill you! ”
The comrade said: "Now that they are all on the rise, who dares to persuade them to drink!" ”!。