Chapter 1100, Wonderful Staying Friend
As an academy, the speed of transmission of some gossip has always been terrifying.
When he came out of the Hall of the Brave, the matter about Ling Tianyu, a transfer student, spread ten, ten to hundred, like a violent wind, it quickly swept through the entire Holy Courtyard, this is the speed of the spread of terror.
It could even be said that with every step Ling Tianyu took, he could hear those people around him spreading things about him. The eyes of those people are full of more and more complex meanings.
But Ling Tianyu didn't pay attention to those people, since he saw Xiao Wu in the Hall of Bravery, Ling Tianyu's mood had always been up and down. And the most important point is that Xiao Wu's status in this holy courtyard is like a superstar, with hot fans, and there must be countless followers.
It's not that Ling Tianyu is afraid of those Xiao Wu's followers, but on the premise of not understanding, Ling Tianyu doesn't want to cause trouble for the time being. Anyway, now that he has successfully entered the Holy Luo Wu Academy, he will have the opportunity to get close to Xiao Wu in the future, and the Holy Luo Wu Academy is indeed a good place to practice.
Along!
Maybe it was because even Tian Fu felt unhappy with Ling Tianyu, and he stepped heavily on every step, always with his back to Ling Tianyu, and didn't even let out a fart.
Finally!
Walking to a bungalow, only one story high, it felt like it was deserted, extremely dilapidated. You can even smell some strange stench from afar, and compared to this luxurious sanctuary, this is simply a refugee area.
Couldn't help it, Tian Fu stopped, turned around and said, "Because you came in with a transfer class, you didn't pay any tuition, and your credit value is also the lowest in the whole grade, so I can only arrange for you to live here for the time being." If you want to change places, you have to work hard to increase your credit value and most importantly, not make mistakes! Because the people who live here are basically people who have made mistakes, so they will be relegated here. β
Ling Tianyu was full of depression, this Tianfu's attitude towards himself had changed too quickly. But it's okay, I have pulled such a high hatred value, and living in this place will be quieter, so I said: "Thank you Mentor Tian, Yufeng will definitely work hard!" β
"Yes! Come with me! Tian Fu nodded slightly, his whole bitter gourd face, without smiling, and then led Ling Tianyu to the first dormitory room headed by the bungalow, which said Zero Zero One.
It just so happened that there was a man standing in front of the dormitory.
At first sight, the person was very thin, as thin as skin and bones, and his hair had not rested, as if he had not washed his hair for several years. Dressed sloppily and sloppy, it is slightly better than a beggar.
Then!
The thin man, staring at his eyes with a straight face, one hand on his forehead, the roe deer didn't know what he was looking at. From time to time, he scratched his chest with his hand, and he looked very excited, especially when the saliva in his mouth was dripping down.
Seeing that person, Ling Tianyu's face turned directly gray, such a strange character, wouldn't it be his roommate?
Tian Fu walked over with Ling Tianyu, and the thin man looked so good that he didn't notice anyone coming at all. Tian Fu's face sank and asked, "Little Sun, what are you looking at?" β
The thin man cushioned his feet, and recited in a swaying spring heart: "The sunset is infinitely good, and the spring light is my heart!" Go and go, don't disturb my brother to see the scenery! β
Scenery?
Ling Tianyu and Tian Fu were very curious, so they followed the thin man's gaze.
It turned out that on the opposite side of this small bungalow, there was a girls' dormitory building, and the window was just facing this side. In the curtains, some graceful bodies are squirming, and colorful private objects are hanging outside the windowsill and fluttering in the wind, forming a beautiful landscape. Undoubtedly, this small bungalow is small, but it occupies an absolute geographical advantage.
Wretched!
This skinny man is so obscene!
Ling Tianyu was simply petrified, and his heart was full of pimples when he thought that it might be his future roommate.
Tian Fu's face sank, and he kicked it directly: "Bastard thing!" Do you want to deduct credits again? β
"Credits!"
The thin man woke up violently, screamed in pain, and then looked at it, and when he saw Tian Fu, he was so frightened that his legs almost weakened: "Originally, it turned out to be Tian Steward, and it was a rare guest..."
"Less nonsense!" Tian Fu directly grabbed Ling Tianyu and said, "This is Yu Feng, a new transfer student, who is now arranged in the same dormitory as you, and it is also the same class." As the head of the dormitory, you should tell him the rules here! β
"Transfer student!"
The thin man directly threw himself in front of Ling Tianyu, grabbed Ling Tianyu's hands unceremoniously, and shouted excitedly: "Idol! You're the one who shook hands with the goddess! Worship! β
"Eh..." Ling Tianyu was stunned, this news had spread too fast, and it had really spread wherever it went.
"It seems that you will get along very well in the future, then you can communicate well, I have something to do and leave first." After Tian Fu finished speaking, he ran away full of unhappiness.
After Tian Fu left, the thin man asked excitedly, "Brother! Which hand did you shake hands with the goddess? β
"Right hand..." Ling Tianyu replied depressedly.
"Right hand!"
The thin man's face was overjoyed, and he grabbed Ling Tianyu's right hand and was about to pull it into his mouth.
"What do you want to do!" Ling Tianyu withdrew his hand vigilantly.
"Don't get excited! Didn't your hand come into contact with the goddess? Let me smell what it smells like! If you don't mind, let me lick it too! The thin man said excitedly, it's just extremely obscene, is he really that hungry?
Ling Tianyu rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile: "Hehe, by the way, my ass has also been slapped by the goddess, if you want to come, come to me, right?" It just so happens that I haven't washed my ass in more than ten years. β
"Vomit..."
The thin man retched and said, "Dude, it seems that you have come to the right place to arrange in the same dormitory as us!" β
"Coming right? How? Are there any problems with your dorm? "Ling Tianyu is hairy, it can't be a person who lives in a heavy taste level, right?
"Questions? What's the problem! Is it buddy, you're too much to our liking? To tell you the truth, a lot of people have come before, but they were scared away by us! The thin man smirked.
"Then I'm fine, my ability to bear it is still pretty good." Ling Tianyu swallowed his saliva and asked again: "By the way, we are actually roommates, may I ask what do you call you, brother?" β
"Hey, what do you think I look like?" The thin man smiled slyly, and stretched out his claws to scratch at his body.
"Cock!" Ling Tianyu glanced at it.
"What's a dick?"
"Chick's daddy!"
"Does Chick have a father?"
"How could there be chicks otherwise?"
"That's right." The thin man nodded, his face was stunned, and he shouted, "No, no, no! I'm not the daddy of chicks! My name is Xiao Sun, but everyone who knows me calls me Monkey, so you can call me Monkey or Brother Monkey in the future, anyway, whatever you like. β
"Brother Monkey!" Ling Tianyu's face was uncomfortable, and he felt that this monkey and He Yuntao's fat man also had to fight, but this monkey was a compressed version, but the obscene Cheng dΓΉ was definitely even better.
"Haha! Not bad! Walk! Nabs! I'll take you in first to meet those two good buddies in the dormitory! They're sure they'll love you! The monkey was directly on Ling Tianyu's shoulder.
"If you like it, you don't need it." Ling Tianyu's goosebumps were about to fall all over the ground, but he felt quite good about this monkey at first. Although obscene, the person is very practical and deserves to further improve the relationship.
"A must!" The monkey laughed.
When he arrived at the door, the monkey kicked it open directly, and then a strong smell of wine, fishy smell, sweat smellγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» all kinds of smells, like thousands of troops, fiercely attacked Ling Tianyu's nasal cavity.
"!"
Ling Tianyu scolded secretly, almost throwing up on the spot.
Then!
The monkey cried out to the dark house, "Brothers! We've got a new buddy in our dorm! β
Smell it!
On a messy bed, a filthy quilt was covered with a head, and although the head was exposed, it was covered by a book. As soon as he heard the monkey's call, the man poked his head out.
At first glance, it turned out to be a bald young man. Thick eyebrows and big eyes, a fierce and vicious face, a villain face of iron. The bald young man glanced at the handsome Ling Tianyu slightly, looking very surprised, and said hello casually: "Welcome!" β
"Hehe, this buddy's name is Xiao Wu, and his nickname is Cold Man. This guy used to only speak two words, so if you want to hear what he means, you need to have a strong sense of understanding. The monkey laughed.
"Oh." Ling Tianyu hugged his fists and said, "Senior Brother Xiao Wu is good! β
"Hello!" Xiao Wu replied lazily.
"Hehe, this buddy's name is Yufeng, and he is a transfer student who just came in today." The monkey looked at Ling Tianyu and said excitedly, "Just today, Brother Yufeng has suddenly become a figure in the Holy Courtyard?" Because when I was in the Hall of the Brave today, the Yufeng brothers were personally led over by Dean Luo. What's even more unbelievable is that this Feather Wind brother even shook hands with the goddess! β
"Goddess! Is it my vegetarian? A faint voice rang out from a dark corner.
Ling Tianyu was startled and followed the prestige.
In that corner, a young man with messy hair and a stubble face, dressed like a beggar. He was holding a wine jug in his hand, drunk, his eyes were blank, and his face was decadent, he was simply the best representative of Brother Sharp.
The monkey hurriedly said: "This is called Glenn, and his nickname is the drunkard." β
"What the hell is wine! Say it! Isn't it my goddess Susu! Glenn exclaimed excitedly.
"Who is Su Su?" Ling Tianyu couldn't help but ask.
"Su Su is the hot queen Lin Susu!" The monkey replied.
"Lin Susu? People from the Lin family? Ling Tianyu was stunned.
"Not bad! This Lin Susu is the beloved daughter of Lin Tianlong, the head of the Lin family, because of her hot temper and strong strength, she was named the hot queen by all of us! Although this name is a little louder, she is one of the four beauties of our Holy Courtyard! Absolute beauty! The monkey said excitedly.
"The Lin family? Lin Tianlong? Daughter? Lin Susu? β
Ling Tianyu was directly stunned, a big question mark flashing in his mind.
Could it be that this Lin Susu is his own sister?