Chapter 826: Sleeping is a Headache

Ten women in the family, just enough for two tables of mahjong, because Lin Li and Li Ling came, so Xiaomei and Xiaoxue took the initiative to let it out, anyway, Xiaomei didn't understand much, and she was not interested, as for Xiaoxue, she was only 18 years old, and mahjong was not a hobby at her age. When she gets married and has children, this hobby will slowly be cultivated.

Seeing that Yu Han and Yan Shishi were back, Lin Li and several people got up and began to make dinner, tonight is the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, it must be hearty, and then it is to stay up thirty and watch the Spring Festival Gala. Those who can cook go into the kitchen, and those who can't cook watch TV and eat snacks in the living room. The New Year is a joyous time for everyone.

Some time ago I saw a joke in the evening.

Zhao Benshan presented Liu Xiang with a couplet.

Shanglian: Earned eight years of advertising fees.

Downlink: Deceived two Olympic Games.

Horizontal split: See you again in the Paralympics.

Liu Xiang gave back to Zhao Benshan.

On the face: The big money played the peasants on the Spring Festival Gala for 20 years.

Downlink: Foreign turtles have deceived 1.3 billion Chinese people.

Horizontal splitting: Trapping and abduction.

In this regard, Yu Han did not express any opinions, everyone has their own way of living, and many things in real life are full of helplessness. Don't look at the high pretense of some celebrities, in fact, their hearts are extremely evil, all kinds of disguises, all kinds of disguises, all kinds of innocence. Who would have thought that the pure and sweet Gillian would play with Brother Guanxi, who would have thought that Sister Baizhi was a black fungus, who would have thought that behind the scenery of Korean actresses, there are all dirty and vicissitudes, and who would have thought that those who cry poor are billionaires.

The darkness and squalor of society, the hypocrisy and ugliness of human nature, there is no need to complain too much, it is enough to live yourself.

12 people gathered together, happily eating Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, looking at the Spring Festival Gala, only Yu Han is a man, the remaining 11 are all beautiful women, this kind of treatment, how much Hanging Silk dreams ah. Drinking, that is a must, women generally do not drink, but in Chinese New Year's Eve, must drink. Drunk or not, relaxed, happy, 2012 is a thing of the past, look forward to 2013 with a better look.

When the New Year's bell rang, Yu Han and others set off firecrackers and fireworks in the courtyard, and at the same time, every household was setting off firecrackers, and the fireworks were all over the sky, which looked extremely dazzling. Qin Wenshan and Jiang Xue looked very happy, jumping and jumping, and took pictures with their mobile phones and recorded short videos to record this beautiful moment.

When it's time to sleep, Yu Han is facing a headache again.

With so many wives, which one do you sleep with?

Because Yu Han was too enthusiastic and focused on Yan Shishi, Su Tingcheng and Hua Zhixiang and others had a lot of opinions, especially Hua Zhixiang, even the most obedient Qin Wenshan felt that she seemed to have fallen out of favor, and Xiaomei and Li Zixiu and others were also very unhappy.

There are too many wives, and this kind of thing is unavoidable.

Yu Han really thought about it and said: "Friends, I don't have partiality, I like all of you very much, mainly, you have many sockets, I only have one bolt, I can't take care of it, I can only rank it, my hard work and sadness, which of you can understand?" ”

Women are selfish, and they want Yu Han to sleep with them in their arms every night, but no. It must be treated equally, one by one, and one by one. Sometimes I think about it, it's better to be a wife, don't be so tired. But if you really have a wife, you should get tired of it after a long time. When there is more, think less, and when there is less, think more. Just like thinking about summer in the winter, and thinking about the winter in the summer, people's thoughts are always so contradictory.

In terms of beauty alone, Yan Shishi and Su Chengcheng are at the same level, Yang Rui and Hua Zhixiang are about the same, Xiaomei, Li Zixiu, Mo Zixin, Li Cuiting, Jiang Han belong to the same category, these are all royal sisters, Zhu Yixiang, Qin Wenshan, Jiang Xue, Xu Xuan, Zhang Rourou, Li Ling and Ren Yingying belong to the same category, relatively pure and beautiful, well-behaved and innocent. Jiang Yanxi is the most simple, as for Catherine, the taste of Western beauties cannot be compared with Eastern beauties.

The biggest difference is that Western women like to shave, and the fungus looks clean and pink, and they want to take a bite

When the jubilation was over, everyone went upstairs to rest.

Yu Han was still holding Yan Shishi's hand, as if she was destined to sleep with her tonight, and everyone else who watched it was itching in their hearts, and at the same time expressed serious dissatisfaction with Yu Han. Ciao, a bastard who likes the new and hates the old, I won't blow it to you next time, and the chrysanthemum won't want to burst, hum.

Walking up to Hua Zhixiang, Yu Han quietly took her hand, Hua Zhixiang turned her head to look at him sharply, and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"Doesn't it seem like you found that the room is not enough to live in, and I will stay here with you tonight." Yu Han whispered.

"That means you want me to make room for you, okay, I'll go sleep in Allure, you're having fun." Hua Zhixiang said, the contempt in her words was obvious.

Yu Han smiled, opened the door, and directly pushed Hua Zhixiang in.

Hua Zhixiang snorted and asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

"That's a lot of nonsense, let's sleep together." Yu Han said, pulled Yan Shishi in again, and slammed the door shut.

Su Tingcheng, Xiaomei and the others just saw this scene, and the expressions on their faces were not good-looking.

"Humph!" Xiaomei snorted softly and walked into her room.

"You're going to marry me, and you don't have a relationship with me, it's true." Qin Wenshan also complained very unhappily and walked into her room.

Wang Wenjuan took Jiang Xue's hand and looked at this scene, very helpless.

"Mom, why doesn't my brother sleep with me, he doesn't even look at me." Jiang Xue felt very aggrieved.

"Don't worry, don't worry, he promised to marry you as his wife, sooner or later, now these people in the family, except for Qin Wenshan and you, no one else has agreed to marry them." Wang Wenjuan comforted.

"Sister Hua and Sister Shishi, they are really beautiful, and they are very mature, I am too young, my brother likes Sister Yu, I have no advantage." Jiang Xue said.

"Wrong, your advantage is that you are young, and men like tender, okay, don't talk about this, hurry up and go to sleep." Wang Wenjuan said, took Jiang Xue's little hand and entered the house.

Li Ling took Lin Li's arm, stood in front of the door, and muttered in a low voice: "My younger brother, it's too bad." ”

"A man's charm and ability are equal, these daughters-in-law of Xiaohan follow him sincerely, I can see it, this doesn't mean that he is bad, it can only be said that he is blessed." Lin Li smiled and said, if Yu Han was not her godson, then she would never protect Yu Han like this, but now, it is understandable to be a godmother to protect her godson.

Besides, Yu Han didn't force them, he didn't want to follow Yu Han, he could leave at any time?

But none of them left, and they were all willing to follow Yu Han, so what else is there to say?

"He sleeps two a night." Li Ling said, feeling too evil.

"It's all his daughter-in-law, why not?" Lin Li said, pulling Li Ling into the house.