Chapter 1000: Foolishness
The rest of his life walked over to the drunken girl.
"Girl, are you looking for me?" he nudged the girl who was already lying on the table.
The girl didn't raise her head, waved her hand, "Don't bother me, I'm drunk", she turned over and went back to sleep.
The little white fox and the little rice bucket had been wandering around, and when they saw that she said that they were drunk, they rushed up and reached out to grab the food on the guest's plate.
"Go, go", beat them away for the rest of his life, "know how to count, don't be like a beggar." β
The old beggar didn't follow, "What's wrong with the beggar, did he steal your rice, or did he eat your food?"
"What do you say", Yu Sheng looked at him angrily, and then froze, the old beggar had changed a lot, and his hair was thinning.
As he spoke, his hair fell out.
"Yo, old beggar, congratulations, the illness is finally getting better. Yu Sheng said with a smile.
The old beggar rolled his eyes.
He used to just burp, but now he tosses around a lot and relies on losing his hair, so it's better to burp.
Yu Sheng pushed the drunk girl again, "Girl, I'm the rest of your life you're looking for." β
The girl slowly raised her head and looked at the rest of her life with drunken eyes, "You, the rest of your life?"
"Yes, it's me, you'reβ" Yu Sheng looked at her suspiciously.
The girl rubbed her face to sober herself up, "Another jar of wine!"
"You didn't say you were drunk", Yu Sheng gently persuaded her.
"Drunk people usually say they're not drunk, and when I say I'm drunk, it just means that I'm not drunk. β
The girl didn't know what to do, so she slowly sobered up again, and waved her big hand: "Come to wine, wine!"
Aunt Qing glanced over here and licked her tongue greedily, seeing that people were drinking so boldly, her alcohol addiction also came up.
The rest of his life let Wei Zai put on another jar of wine, patted open the mud seal and handed it to him, "What are you looking for me to do?"
The girl poured herself a glass and didn't look at the rest of her life, and after drinking it all, she asked, "Who is Jingwei?"
"Jingwei?" Yu Sheng was stunned, and then said, "Jingwei is a bird." β
"I know, what I'm asking is, why is this bird called Jingwei?" said the girl, squinting at Yu Sheng.
The rest of his life was full of cleverness, this look was too familiar, he was despised by this look more than once, especially the first time.
"You, you're Jingwei!" Yu Sheng stood up in surprise and pointed to the girl.
"What Jingwei?" Aunt Qing walked over and asked curiously, and Ye Zigao and they also came around.
Yu Sheng told the bird that filled the lake, and Ye Zigao and Aunt Qing immediately remembered it when they heard what Yu Sheng said.
"She's Jingwei!" Yu Sheng said with great certainty.
"What Jingwei, I'm a drinking crow. The girl called Jingwei said angrily and continued to drink.
"Hello crow, I am the leaf high, the leaf is the leaf of the leaf, the leaf is the leaf of the leaf, the high is the happy high. Ye Zigao said excitedly.
He felt that the most correct decision in this life was to follow the rest of his life, take care of a bird casually, and actually be able to pick up a beautiful woman.
"You're a fucking crow. Jingwei slapped his wine glass and looked at Ye Gao.
"Then you are..."
"Birds?" Jingwei muttered, "That's not a good name, forget it, let's call me Jingwei." β
She turned her head and looked at Yu Sheng, "Why did you call me Jingwei in the first place?"
"Because Jingwei does the same thing as you, no, it's different, although she is also a bird, she fills the sea. β
Jingwei smiled bitterly: "I can't imagine that there are stupid birds in the world that want to go to reclamation." β
She turned her head to look at the backyard, her eyes drifting to the lake in the distance, "I can't even fill in the lake." β
"You are really filling the lake", although I have already had such a guess for the rest of my life, but listening to her, I still feel incredible.
"Do you think I'm stupid?" Jingwei looked at the rest of his life.
Seeing that Yu Sheng didn't speak, Jingwei smiled sadly, "I also think I'm stupid, I'm so stupid that I want to go to reclamation." β
"But the big things I have said and the cattle that have been blown out have to be borne by myself. Jingwei drank a glass of bitter wine.
She saw that Aunt Qing had been staring at her wine glass, poured a glass and handed it to her: "Taste?"
Aunt Qing glanced at Yu Sheng, and Yu Sheng was just about to stop him, Jingwei said: "It's okay to drink less, besides, this kid is definitely premeditated to make your belly bigger, and he will never forget to marry the sword fairy at that time, and he also wants the bull demon to lead him to see you take a bath, and steal your clothes by the way." β
"Don't slander me!" said Yu Sheng.
These are the words he said on the ridge, and he didn't expect to be overheard by this bird.
Aunt Qing took a sip, not strange at all, "The premeditation was earlier than that, and when I was born, his mother was thinking about me." β
"Yes," Jingwei nodded, "He looked so ugly at that time, and his mother had to plan ahead of time." β
"You two are enough", the rest of his life was revealed and hurriedly changed the topic, "Why are you filling the lake?"
Jingwei was not shocked: "In order to deal with your mother, that is, the king of the Eastern Wilderness." β
"What!" the rest of the life was startled.
Aunt Qing stopped and looked at Jingwei with a puzzled expression.
"What does filling the lake have to do with killing the King of the Eastern Wilderness?" asked Yu Sheng strangely.
"The more land, the less the sea, as the king of the four seas, the king of the Eastern Wilderness, is there less and less habitat for her and her minions?" Jingwei asked.
There was nothing wrong with this, and Yu Sheng and the circle of people sitting around him couldn't help nodding.
"Then when will you finish filling it in?" Ye Zigao couldn't help but ask.
He felt that the IQ of Fu Yan was low enough, and he couldn't imagine that there was anything lower.
"So", Jingwei drank a glass of wine and laughed, but it was more like crying, tears coming out of his eyes.
She has been busy for too long, and with a persistent heart, she continues to be busy.
Until today when it rains.
Looking at the shore of the lake, which had already receded and emerged, was flooded by the lake again, the whole bird collapsed.
"I don't see the point in all of this I do. Jingwei wiped away his tears, "I'm so stupid, really." β
She just wanted to get drunk, so she came to the inn.
"It's too late for you to know yourself. As soon as Yu Sheng's words fell, he was kicked by Aunt Qing.
"No, you're not stupid. "Fu said solemnly.
"You are the only girl I have ever seen who dares to challenge the King of the Eastern Wilderness, and still puts it into action, and is very effective!"
"Isn't this a grasshopper shaking a tree, how can it work?"
Ye Zigao said, and whispered in Fu Nan's ear: "It's not so flattering to please the girl. β
"What do you know?" Fu Yan glanced at Ye Zigao with disdain, "Your IQ has long been pulled down by your kidneys." β
"Haha", several people laughed.
Fu Nan continued to Jingwei: "The only thing you need now is to find a man who understands you and is willing to fill the lake with you. β
"If you marry him, and have a bunch of children, and the children have a bunch of grandchildren, and the grandchildren have children, and the children and grandchildren have no end, sooner or later there will be a terrible number of them, which will be enough to fill the lake. Fu Yan then said.
Ye Zigao was dumbfounded.
This is an idea that Fu Shan can come up with, this should be his line, not only does it work, but it also hooks up with a girl by the way.
Could it be that the kidney deficiency really lowered his IQ? Ye Zigao touched the back of his head and asked himself.
The rest of his life also looked at the rich in surprise, this baby's surname is wrong, it shouldn't be rich, it should be stupid.
"Smack", Jingwei slapped his glass and exclaimed, "Okay! Great idea, why didn't I think of it." β
She was drunk and looked at the difficulty: "You are so smart, I can't imagine that the problem that has plagued me for so long has been solved by your words." β
Fu Nan, who was praised for his high IQ, couldn't close his mouth happily for a while, and pretended to be reserved, "Where, where, you are also quite discerning." β