Chapter 1287 Zhang Lan's poisonous tongue Your IQ
Bu people, especially Europeans, may not be able to distinguish between the Chinese and the Japanese in Zhaofenggong... The nuances, they look at the faces of Asians, they think they are all similar, they are all yellow skin and black hair, and their ability to distinguish between Chinese and Japanese is probably similar to the ability of Chinese to distinguish Africans.
However, as two parties, the difference between their own nation and other nationalities can still be very clear.
When Zhang Lan turned his head, the protected stupid guy was laughing proudly, which made Zhang Lan, who was originally very unhappy with the Japanese, have a strong ** to stuff his socks into this guy's mouth, but think that his socks were actually changed this morning, they definitely don't stink, and it's not cheap this bastard little Japan.
As for why the Japanese look respectful to Europeans and Americans when they are abroad, and they really look bitter and hateful to the Chinese as if their wives have been forced, Zhang Lan can only guess helplessly, probably because whether culturally or historically, this country has been ruled by China for almost a year or longer, after all, Zhang Lan does not have too deep research on the country and nation of Japan, The earliest study of Japan was limited to the Han Dynasty, which was learned in history textbooks, and the emperor of the Han Dynasty gave Japan an introduction. Once the golden seal of the "King of Hansunu" turned over and no longer had to be a slave, the psychological perversion of the Japanese who had been suppressed by at least four and the strong ** eager to prove themselves made these guys have to be as excited as if they were beaten every time they see the Chinese.
Yi understands and understands, but Zhang Lan absolutely does not mean to condone this guy: Your ancestors are bullied, and your ancestors are not angry. But if you want to jump on the master's head and shit now, it's obviously you bastards who have miscalculated.
Of course, these "turned serfs" will never think about how much benefit they have received from their masters in the past two thousand years, they will only remember that they have been crushed by the Chinese for more than four years, and they believe that the "fine traditional virtue" of Japanese ingratitude is very clear to Chinese who know a little about Chinese history.
"I said stupid, if you have a lot of money, you panic. Take it out and be practical; If you don't have money, don't be embarrassed here, you know, I think it's a shame for Asians to stand with you. "When it comes to the ability to have a poisonous tongue, Zhang Lan is actually quite good.
"Uh" The kid's laughter that was smirking smugly stopped abruptly, his eyes widened, and he glared angrily at Zhang Lan, "What do you mean by that?" ”
"Are the Japanese so brainless?" Zhang Lan shook her head, sighed helplessly, and continued to carry forward her excellent poisonous tongue quality, "Can't even understand such simple words?" Is your IQ directly proportional to your height? Well, I don't bully mentally retarded people, I'll explain to you, what I mean is very simple, if you have money, you can do something practical, and if you don't have money, don't be embarrassed here. Well, you know what it means to show off, right? ”
Zhang Lan is now more than 180 centimeters tall, and his perennial unremitting exercise has made this son look extremely well-proportioned while being strong, coupled with his handsome appearance, even if it is placed in Europe, it is a rare five-north ratio
But this is a little miserable, and I won't comment on my appearance for the time being, at least in terms of figure alone, and the Japanese surname in front of me, who is no more than 160 centimeters at most, can be called a "third-class cripple" by Chinese girls in China and be ridiculed wantonly.
Well, this has to be done under the premise of excluding this guy's Japanese identity, and those girls in China who worship foreigners to the extreme can do anything when they see foreigners, as long as you are a foreigner, it doesn't matter if you come out of the poor poverty of Africa or from the jungles of South America, grab it first, anyway, there is a foreign boyfriend, and it sounds good to say it, isn't it?
The preschool teacher next to him was obviously able to understand what Zhang Lan was talking about, and the teacher looked at Zhang Lan's short height among Europeans, and looking at Zhang Lan's age, it was obvious that there was a possibility of growing taller; Looking at the arrogant Japanese who were tall and had no advantage even compared with European women, and it was absolutely impossible to grow taller, he suddenly covered his mouth and laughed.
Japanese people have always been extremely sensitive to their height, just like stammering and never allowing anyone to laugh at their stuttering, and men must not be told no by women.
Probably this guy never thought that there were five on his side. Person. And this kid is only one person in the case. Chinese, who have always been known for enduring grievances, are able to say such things to themselves. It's just that Zhang Lan is undoubtedly an exception, and at the moment when Zhang Lan, who even the masters of the Japanese dare to fight, these five people are indeed nothing.
The Japanese who was humiliated by Zhang Lan of the "great Yamato nation" of the "two of you" waved his hand at Zhang Lan and commanded the two bodyguards on his side, "Give it to me"
"Look" Before the Japanese could finish speaking, Zhang Lan clapped her hands with a smile and said to the girl next to her, "The Japanese are like this, they can only talk, and they don't actually act at all, even if it's a billion marks, they won't take it out, just like everything they did in World War II, and they don't admit what they did." Little girl, you should be careful when you meet Japanese people in the future, don't let them cheat you out of the money in your pocket. ”
Europeans have always attached great importance to personal property, saying that they are careful that their wallets are deceived by their families, which is almost the biggest denial of the family's character The little girl looked at Zhang Lan, who gave herself very generously just now, four dollars. Looking at the Japanese who was saying something they didn't understand just now, but it was obviously not a good thing, he instinctively chose to believe Zhang Lan, "Well, thank you, brother, I won't let the Japanese get close to me in the future." ”,
Although it is said that there is no taboo in children's words. But it is precisely because of this Mowgli that he can speak his heart better.
The little girl's words made the Japanese obviously angry, and pointed to his nose at the little girl, "You say I have no money?" Well, little girl, let me tell you, we Japanese are the richest in the world, uh, second richest, how much do you need, uh, that's when it comes to that, this guy just remembered that he still doesn't know what the hell these kids are doing here. He turned his head and asked the girl in his arms.
Listening to the chatter between the two for a while, Zhang Lan couldn't help but look at the girl differently: I didn't expect this girl to be proficient in German?
"Isn't it just donating money to the poor ghosts in Africa!" Probably understanding what these children were doing, the Japanese attitude became arrogant again, arrogantly took out a checkbook from his jacket pocket, filled in a few words on it, and proudly handed it to the teacher who took the lead, "Take it, this is, four 0 dollars!" We Japanese are not as poor as the Chinese
"What was he doing? The little girl pulled Zhang Lan and asked in a low voice.
"Oh, I helped you raise the old $40 donation," Zhang Lan pointed to the Japanese, "He just filled out a check for the dollar, well, it seems." ”
Is it, the check for four dollars, Zhang Lan didn't see it, but since this guy wants to suppress the Chinese in this matter, I think he won't cheat, right? But since he didn't see it, Zhang Lan wasn't too sure, there was no way, who made the character of the Japanese. Phew! Do the Japanese still have character to speak of?
"That piece of paper is equivalent to, four or four dollars? The little girl's eyes widened in disbelief, obviously Zhang Lan's words made her a little unacceptable.
You expect a four or five-year-old girl to be able to understand what a check means, it's too hard for her, for them, the value of a piece of paper that needs to be filled in by hand is probably not as high as the value of a one-mark coin, this person who fills in a piece of paper for himself and says that this is, 0 US dollars, the Japanese are definitely a big liar! Children are always very simple-minded, and the impression that the Japanese have left on them is really bad.
"You can ask your teacher." Zhang Lan smiled and pointed to the kindergarten teacher with a serious face.
It can be seen that the teacher, who has just received an old dollar check, does not seem to be in the best mood as he imagined, as if he feels insulted.
The little girl was very obedient, and trotted over directly to ask her teacher, "What, did the bad guys really give us a donation of four dollars?" ”
The child's voice was very crisp, and everyone around could hear what the little girl was saying.
Just asked by Che's flawless children's voice, the female teacher who was still there a little hesitant seemed to have finally made a decision. Taking a breath, he stuffed the check into the hand of the Japanese young man without hesitation, "This gentleman, we will not accept your money." ”
"What?" The Japanese looked at the female teacher in front of him, and then at the check in his hand, and his expression was as if he had eaten a piece of stool.
Even if the teacher speaks German very quickly, even if he doesn't listen to it. This action is enough to show the meaning of this teacher.
"Teacher, why can't we collect this money? The little girl asked crisply.