Chapter 1059: When the Shameless Meets the More Shameless
Looking at the few familiar figures in front of him on the right, Zhang Tan's lips moved, but he was excited for a while, and he didn't know what to say, and even some tears in his eyes: The four guys in front of him. Who are these four guys, Brother Zhuzi, Brother Ironskin, Brother Tian and Red Spider? It's nice to see these bastard sluts again!
The sound of the net is obviously not the piston internal combustion engine, there is no doubt that it is the weirdly shaped forward-swept wing Cybertron interstellar shuttle deformed by the ion engine dedicated to interstellar navigation and the ugly deformation of the Red Spider Sister, and the sound of the turbofan engine with a large thrust-to-weight ratio of the "Raptor" fighter, except for these two guys, Zhang Poison really can't imagine who can make such a unique sound.
As for whether there will be these two planes parked behind Zhang Lan? It's a bit of a joke. Looking at the four guys in front of him, who were four pounds small, and the roar of the engine had obviously become much louder after seeing him, Zhang Lan's heart was really excited at this moment, obviously. Brother Zhu and Cage were also very excited.
At the previous glance, I saw that Wahid, who was supposed to become the president of Indonesia on the 20th of the old month of the year X, is now visiting China in his capacity as the president of the Indonesian government.
History has obviously been shamelessly kicked by Zhang Lan, and he had to reluctantly move the wheel of history with his heavy ass, and at this time slightly changed the direction of his progress. So Wahid, who was supposed to be president for two years, now officially represents the "Indonesian Democratic Liberal Party" after being completely controlled by Cage and his others
If you succeed in running for president, you really don't succeed in running for president! The whole of Indonesia is now left with only the "Indonesian Democratic Liberal Party" and a few small parties that Cage still supports in order to silence others, and the whole of Indonesia has completely become the world of the one-party dictatorship of the "Indonesian Democratic Liberal Party" and has replaced the Habibie transitional government as the only legitimate democratically elected government in Indonesia.
It's just that the situation in Indonesia was still a little unstable at that time, and the commanders of the various military regions who felt unwilling to lose their rights often came out to make a so-called statement to show their existence, Zhang Lan asked Brother Zhu and them to continue to stay in Indonesia to assist Cage and them in controlling the situation, since Cage is now confident that Brother Zhu and the four of them will come back, does it also mean that the situation in Indonesia has now been completely stabilized, and the local natives in Indonesia have been completely controlled, The "Indonesian Democratic Liberal Party", which is mainly supported by Indonesian Chinese, has completely come to the forefront, and everything in Indonesia is now completely under the control of Cage, no one has raised objections, and the whole Indonesia is in harmony?
After a long time, Zhang Lan stepped forward and patted the steely bodies of these four guys one by one, "Several, you've worked hard, you've done a good job!" ”
The sound of various gears turning sounded, and Brother Zhu seemed to want to deform. But the clattering sound of the gears only ringing a few times before stopping, obviously Brother Zhu looked at the surrounding situation, and felt that the current Fang did not seem to be a suitable place for his deformation.
A few guys coincidentally chose to keep their current form: there are two planes parked here that have never been seen before, which is enough to make people feel weird enough, Brother Zhu and Brother Tiepi, but no one thinks it is strange, these two guys have always been Zhang Lan's special car in the past, although the previous glance, the disappearance of these two Zhang Lan's beloved cars has also caused a lot of speculation, but if these two planes suddenly become humanoid? Ahem. It is estimated that many people will not be able to stand this stimulus. If you don't get it right, you're likely to die.
Jill didn't have much of a change in expression though; But the little girl's slightly trembling fingers still revealed the excitement in her heart when she saw the four animals.
Looking at the return of Brother Zhuzi, Brother Ironskin, Brother Tian and Sister Red Spider, who had fought together, the little girl's eyes were still slightly red, which was not easy for this girl, Zhang Lanhe rarely saw this girl show her feelings so much on weekdays.
"How did you get back?... After getting through the initial excitement, Zhang Lan couldn't help but ask curiously: It's not a big deal for Brother Tian and Red Spider Sister to come back, as long as they fly back directly. But what about Brother Hangzi and Brother Iron? How did these two guys get back? They can't fly.
Although theoretically speaking, it is not difficult for these two guys to become flying things, and they do have the ability to shuttle between the stars, otherwise why can the Transformers come to Earth through the distant stars in the book "Transforming Gold Net", but the problem is that it seems that these two little guys don't seem to have much fun in becoming flying things, and they have always been "down-to-earth."
"Megatron and Scarlet Spider flew back on their own, and Ironhide and I came back on your ship.
Brother Zhuzi's answer was as simple as ever.
Came back as an ocean freighter of your own ocean shipping group? Hearing Brother Zhuzi's words, Zhang Lan almost fainted to death, and had the urge to hit the wall: Mmmm, this method is really good! How did you come up with this way of taking transportation that everyone on earth knows?
"That's right" Brother Zhu paused, and added, the effect brought by the top car audio is absolutely first-class, Zhang Lan wonders why he can still hear surround sound when he is standing in front of Brother Zhuzi? "Cage, this little guy let me tell you, he has completely helped you with the situation in Indonesia, and now the whole of Indonesia is your back garden, you can do whatever you want there, just like in your own back garden, don't have any constraints" Then why didn't that guy tell me directly? Isn't it just a phone call? Hearing Brother Zhuzi's words, Zhang Lan was even more depressed, although he had already thought of this possibility when he saw Optimus Prime and Megatron. What about doing something in Indonesia? Well, this question has been thought about for a long time, otherwise what would you do with such a huge risk to knock down such a large area? Isn't it a waste of time and energy? Just now, to paraphrase a bastard with a head full of monkeys, "Don't say it, don't say it!" ”,
"Cage said he was going to surprise you," Brother Zhuzi's voice looked like everything was as I expected, and his triumphant tone made Zhang Lan want to kick his ass directly, but he was a little worried that his foot would hurt after kicking his ass, "It's not a big deal anyway", it's not a big deal? . Hearing Brother Zhu say this, Zhang Lan was powerless for a while: Cage's vision of things is really not something that ordinary people can understand, and it is not a big deal to completely control a country in his own hands, so what can be considered a big deal? Do you want to turn this earth into your own back garden?
Uh, Zhang Lan scratched her head, and suddenly remembered that it seemed that her family really didn't have a garden. Do you want to buy a larger plot of land and build a house with a back garden? Zhang Lan touched his head, it is best to have a pavilion and a water pavilion, raise a few acres of lotus, and when the lotus blooms, the yard is full of lotus fragrance? If you cut a plate of chilled watermelon on the waterside in the summer and put a bamboo couch, uh-huh. It seems that this is the life that I should have worked hard for all these years, and it seems that I am qualified for such a small corruption now that I have made so much money, right? Zhang Lan, who felt that he had a few children in his pocket, couldn't help but think about it.
Uh-huh, find a good place, and that's it! After pondering for a long time, Zhang Lan, who felt that she really needed to build such a house, or should be called a manor, finally made up her mind completely: As for whether it will be found out by others? What's the matter with the birds? If you have the ability, you can build such a house yourself!
Not only unconsciously, Zhang Lan's little bastard's thoughts flew uncontrollably to a place that gave people a headache again, as for the approval of such a large homestead, well, will this question become a problem for me?
"Sister Jier" was facing Zhang Lan, who didn't even have a place to choose a manor, and suddenly found that Brother Zhuzi was standing in front of him, and then he remembered what he should do. Wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, he said to Jill in a righteous manner, "Then please tell that bastard Cage and say I thank him." This bastard is shameless, master, I can't learn shamelessness with him, master, I am a new generation of revolutionary successors who are educated and civilized. ”
Just you? And a new generation of revolutionary successors who are educated and understand civilization? Please, please don't spoil these very sacred words, okay? Forced to hold back the feeling that he wanted to vomit and want to scold this guy in his heart, Jill was very depressed and found that Zhang Lan, who was still extremely lewd in the eyes of the netizen, became extremely serious again at this moment, and the speed was no less than the face-changing stunt in Sichuan opera. So much so that in this Xuanjier, he wondered if this guy had really learned the face-changing stunt in Sichuan opera?
"Hehe" Zhang Lan was also a little embarrassed by her cheekiness, laughed twice, and quickly changed the topic, "Brother Zhuzi, Brother Tian, are you tired?" Would you like to take a break? ”
This excuse? Brother Zhuzi, Brother Ironskin, Red Spider and Brother Tian pouted at the same time with disdain, and despised this guy on the screen in his body for finding such a bad excuse: Please, even if you want to make an excuse, but please find a relatively better excuse, okay?