Chapter 111: Being Taught to Be a Man
At this time, Lin Xiaohu saw the appearance of the policewoman clearly. Rao is accustomed to seeing beauties of the level of Xianxian and Qianqian, and he can't help but lose his mind for a moment.
She is not very old, at most twenty-four or five years old, with short and capable hair, thin straight eyebrows and a cherry nose, delicate facial features, heroic and feminine, handsome uniform will perfectly display her concave and delicate curved figure, the skin is not fair, but smooth and moist, the curve, must be vigorous.
"Didn't you hear what I asked you?" The policewoman rudely grabbed him by the collar with both hands and pushed Lin Xiaohu against the car.
"Miss, I'm also giving you a suggestion for your own good, what you like to eat is your business, but remember, after eating, at least chew a piece of gum and rinse your mouth."
Lin Xiaohu bent his knees slightly, gently bumped the knee of the beautiful policeman, and pushed her away while she was trembling, and straightened her collar.
The policewoman was pushed away by me, her face showed a little stunned, and then she heard Lin Xiaohu's insult without spitting out dirty words, it was really like a gasoline drum exploding, "You dare to scold me?!" ”
Lin Xiaohu hurriedly denied, "I didn't scold, who wants to find and scold yourself." ”
The beauty was furious, "You insulted the police!" ”
"The cops are amazing, aren't they?" Lin Xiaohu pursed his lips and said a little speechlessly.
"Oops, you're still justified in drunk driving, right?!" The two were already standing very close, Lin Xiaohu talked a lot, she naturally smelled the smell of wine, and a flash of joy obviously flashed in her eyes, and she thought that she had caught Li'er.
Lin Xiaohu looked at the black traces from her car sliding, smiled, very happy, to: "I was drunk driving, you turned left in violation of regulations, let's not say anyone, it's not good for both parties to make a big fuss, since the people and cars are safe, just forget it, I'm in a hurry, go first, you please." ”
But as long as she has a little IQ, she should know that she is much more unlucky than Lin Xiaohu if she really makes a big fuss, Lin Xiaohu is a person who has studied the law, and knows that the most she has recently been fined is to deduct her driver's license, but she may face disciplinary action, just imagine, if Lin Xiaohu is punished, can she not complain to the police about her bad attitude just now?
Now he is not the poor boy he used to be, and it is still safe to find some connections.
The policewoman obviously couldn't swallow this evil breath, and fiercely put down a cruel sentence, "Stinky boy, you have a kind, it's best not to fall into my hands in the future......"
Lin Xiaohu was also very happy to see her deflated, and said provocatively: "What if it falls into your hands, you dare to eat me?" ”
"You ......"
Probably hearing the noise between Lin Xiaohu and the policewoman, Xie Feifei in the car groaned softly, "I'm so thirsty......"
Lin Xiaohu was too lazy to take care of her anymore, although she was also quite beautiful.
"Bye-bye!" Lin Xiaohu waved his hand at the beautiful policewoman and walked away.
Xie Feifei drank a little too much and vomited all over the seat.
Lin Xiaohu looked distressed, after all, people drank openly for themselves.
The dirt that was spit on her clothes had to go back to wash it, and Lin Xiaohu took out toilet paper to wipe the stains clean for her, but there was a bad smell on it.
There happened to be a supermarket not far ahead, and Lin Xiaohu hurriedly drove over.
As soon as I came out with a few bottles of water, I saw a traffic policeman taking pictures of his own parking!
it!
"Comrade, comrade traffic police, please wait ... Wait..."Lin Xiaohu shouted from afar.
The traffic policeman turned to look at Lin Xiaohu after filming, and inside the heroic police ** uniform, there was a familiar face.
Khan, how is she again!
The policewoman didn't seem to know him at all, so she saluted him, pointed to the driveway and looked at him coldly, looking like a businessman: "Who taught you to park like this?" The sidewalks and blind alleys are for pedestrians, and you put the car in the middle and people are looking for scolding to pass? ”
Lin Xiaohu looked at it, but it wasn't! He just saw that there was no one nearby, so he wanted to be lazy, and his sister thought of being caught by this girl.
His current tone didn't dare to compare with before, this time there was nothing to pick, and he said: "Isn't this just a matter of tens of seconds, and besides, there is no parking space here, so I'm not here right away." ”
The policewoman said coldly: "Don't have time? Who's running against you for time? Don't have a parking space? Is the lack of parking a place to justify your illegal parking? Why don't you park your car in front of someone's house? Anyway, they don't let people pass, so they just let people go out with peace of mind! ”
Lin Xiaohu was short of words for a while, this girl seems to have been sleek by herself last time, and now she is justified, it's really hard to get out!
Lin Xiaohu originally wanted to pretend to be a grandson and let this girl be kind and bypass him, but looking like that, he is really not a good stubble. Since it was not possible to be soft, Lin Xiaohu put away his warm smile.
"Well, Comrade Traffic Police. I was wrong to offend your language before, but today is the first time I've violated the rules, so how about you give me a chance? I will definitely learn the lesson of this time and promise not to make ...... again in the future."
But Lin Xiaohu soon found out that this guy was still a very grudgeful, just when he was soft, people had already begun to issue fines, and from the side she exposed, Lin Xiaohu felt that she was going to make a pit for herself.
After issuing the ticket, the female traffic policeman tore off the ticket and handed it to Lin Xiaohu, with a serious expression and did not speak.
She pretended to be very majestic on her birthday, Lin Xiaohu was still very keenly aware of the corners of the girl's unconsciously raised mouth, he thought, she must have held back her laughter and held back her laughter.
Lin Xiaohu said: "Comrade traffic police, you just give it another chance, I promise there will be no next time." Lin Xiaohu heard that women are more soft-hearted, so he decided to die to the end.
When the female traffic police saw that she didn't accept the ticket, Xiumei frowned slightly, and directly pasted her backhand on the glass of the car window, her eyes squinted at Lin Xiaohu, and she turned around and left in a chic manner.
walked to his car, opened the car door and glanced at Lin Xiaohu who was stunned, that look was absolutely provocative.
It's really ruthless, isn't there some contradiction in the previous verbal words, just chase it directly!
Lin Xiaohu secretly slandered, sighed unlucky, looked at the car in the distance with hatred, and cursed her for having no man in the future!
Lin Xiaohu was about to leave, but the owner of the supermarket came over to throw away the garbage and said with a smile: "Young man, parking illegally?" ”
Lin Xiaohu nodded gloomily.
"Haha, you're really unlucky, I've stopped here several times, but I haven't been punished." The boss said with some pride.
Lin Xiaohu smiled bitterly, and said in his heart that you didn't offend the woman, if you offend the girl just now, she will definitely be dangling around you in the future, you just wait for a big blood!
Lin Xiaohu got into the car, opened the car door and helped Xie Feifei drink a few sips of water, and when Xie Feifei slept quietly, Lin Xiaohu fastened her seat belt, and then started and drove off the road. After identifying the direction, Lin Xiaohu turned around directly and inserted directly from the left side of the road to the right side of the road, turning a corner was just an intersection, just driving on the road, coincidentally, the certificate was red, Lin Xiaohu hurriedly stopped.
Just counting the seconds, Lin Xiaohu saw the female traffic policeman's car parked on his left again......
Lin Xiaohu didn't feel anything at first, thinking that he was just passing by, but immediately something was wrong, the girl opened the car door and walked over directly over him.
The female traffic policeman looked at the dazed Lin Xiaohu and smiled, although it was very beautiful, why did Lin Xiaohu think that it was a devil's smile! On a cold day, with this demon outside, the weather is very bad.
Lin Xiaohu sighed, reluctantly opened the door and went out, saying in his heart that he must not offend a woman in the future, and if he must offend, then he must find her head in the future to make up for all the losses he has suffered.
The female traffic policeman pointed to the double line on the ground with her slender finger and asked, "May I ask this gentleman, what kind of line is this?" ”
Lin Xiaohu listened to her unkind tone, quickly flipped through the relevant traffic knowledge in his mind, and immediately found the source of her passing teacher and questioning, daring to love that she was about to fall into the hands of others again!
Depend on! Why are you so unlucky today, Lin Xiaohu was a little speechless.
Lin Xiaohu smiled embarrassedly: "Hehe, that... Double yellow line, in fact, ......"
The female traffic policeman didn't wait for him to finish, and snorted coldly: "Don't say anything else, let me ask you, what is the double yellow line for." ”
Lin Xiaohu immediately replied: "The two-way lane dividing line is a ...... that cannot be crossed."
After answering, Lin Xiaohu immediately put on a flattering smile, "Comrade traffic police, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I didn't brush my teeth when I went out today, I met you just came out of the toilet, and you were dizzy, I don't know what to do, I beg the comrades not to remember the villain, I was wrong......"
The female traffic policeman frowned, snorted lightly in her nostrils, and said: "I didn't pay attention to those, now we have something to talk about, and we don't talk about those personal grievances." You have broken the rules, and I, as the executor, do not engage in favoritism or personal feelings. ”
Lin Xiaohu couldn't wait to point his finger at her, and said loudly: You don't talk about personal grievances, so what do you mean by following me around a few times, it can't be that you are secretly in love with me!
The female traffic policeman continued: "This line is a wall for your drivers, a guideline, whether it is through or touching, it is a cordon, a wall." I ask you, okay, would you drive to hit the wall for no reason? ”
Lin Xiaohu saw that this girl's anger hadn't finished yet, so she simply thought about letting her come out intact, otherwise she would definitely follow her directly to the house.
"No, except for the nerves."
The female traffic policeman sneered, but she immediately felt that it was not suitable, after all, her purpose was to make the kid in front of her obedient, majesty was the most important, she restrained her smile and said seriously: "Of course you won't, because you know that hitting the wall will kill you, but hitting this virtual wall is very convenient, so you want to take advantage of the loophole." In just a few minutes, you have committed it twice, and I think you are completely unaware of traffic laws. ”
Lin Xiaohu pretended to be very ashamed and lowered his head, there were two ants fighting on the ground, and it was rare that an unlucky egg was caught?
The female traffic policeman looked at his declining appearance, not to mention how comfortable she was.