It is not difficult to throw stones at Xi's house, and it is estimated that four or five-year-old children can bluff everything, but the difficulty is how to throw this stone accurately, which is the most important thing.

If you throw a stone that you plan to throw on someone else's TV in the open space in the yard, although it is also a stone, it will not be fun, right? The most important thing is that people may have broken a piece of glass, but there is no loss. This is the most depressing point, so having said that, throwing stones is not a simple matter.

With this idea in mind, and the eyes of Brother Zhuzi and Brother Iron are really in the early stage of itchy claws, after hearing Zhang Lan's instructions, how can the two pranksters still be able to endure it?

The two guys said hello to Zhang Lan, and immediately impatiently took advantage of the dark moon and high wind at night that night, which was very suitable for doing some murder and arson, and flew to an open sea area in the Pacific Ocean in the way of flying close to the ground, and then immediately flew into space at a rapid pace, if it weren't for Zhang Lan's fear that the signal characteristics of these two guys would be too obvious when they entered space, these two guys would definitely fly straight into space at Zhang Lan's house.

It doesn't matter if the two guys, Brother Zhu and Brother Tian, flew into space silently, and I don't know what these two guys think in their hearts, the thermal signal is too obvious, and these two guys' actions have taken the US government and the Chinese government by surprise.

For no other reason, both countries detected the sudden appearance of two heat sources in the Pacific Ocean that were rapidly rising into space. At this time, there can be such two heat sources, according to the speed of the rise of these two heat sources. The speed of the flight of these two things is still so fast, or on the high seas, the strategic missile forces of the two countries made a judgment at the first time, that is not China, what else can the submarine-launched ICBM launched by the United States be? Definitely the fastest flying submarine-launched ICBM, undoubtedly.

In the face of such news, no one dares to delay such news in the slightest, and report it to the country's top leader! Of course, in the same way, no country's leaders are still at ease.

Someone launched a submarine-launched ICBM in the open seas of the Pacific Ocean? The problem was so serious that after being urgently informed of the news by his own secretary, Jiang Dacheng and Bill Clinton couldn't sit still: What's going on? Who is fed up with the launched missiles?

Although Sino-US relations are now at a highly sensitive moment, and at this time they have discovered the possibility of launching a submarine-launched ICBM from the other side, although the target of this ICBM is still uncertain, and although there is no mutual reporting mechanism between China and the United States when launching strategic ballistic missiles, despite all these although, in any case, this thing is still a strategic ballistic missile after all. If you are not careful, it is very likely to trigger a world nuclear war.

It's a submarine-launched interliberal-launched ballistic missile being launched! Just humming this one is enough! In this way, all other distractions can be ignored. Therefore, the supreme heads of state of the two countries are extremely reluctant in their hearts. I still had to contact the other party in the first time.

At the moment when the phone was connected, the two, the supreme head of state of the country did not even say hello, they immediately accused each other of not doing this authentically, and to put it rudely, they directly scolded: This thing is not played like this, everyone fights and fights, and it is not a big deal to slap you in the face twice and kick you twice, but you can use strategic nuclear weapons from the beginning without nets, right? What do you mean? Can't afford to play? , I can't afford to play you awesome. During this period, classic Chinese and American scoldings such as Gong Mang, Scared, Son of a Bitch, and **Your mother emerged one after another, and it was hard to believe that such words came out of the mouths of the President of the United States and the No. 1 person in China.

It's no wonder that the bosses on both sides don't talk about grace now, if these two people are facing each other now, they will find that the other party has taken off their suits, ripped off their ties, and the top button of the shirt that has been neatly buttoned has already been unbuttoned. It is the appearance of preparing for war directly: it is really too sensitive at this time, and other people's strategic nuclear missiles are immediately thrown on top of their heads, and they still talk about a *** ghost demeanor?

After scolding each other for a long time, the two bosses reacted: What do you mean? You didn't launch the missile? Mother's Hippie's. Didn't you launch it, or did I fail to launch it? At this point, it's time to help you kid still dare not admit it? It doesn't matter if you're stupid, but please don't insult my IQ like this. Don't say that this thing was launched by someone else. At present, there are only five countries in the world that have the ability to launch submarine-launched ICBMs: China, the United States, Russia, Britain, and France. Is it possible or is your submarine-launched abyssal-IBM misfired? This is *** ridiculous!

Then the next two bosses naturally have their own judgment in their hearts: this guy is dressing

I!

It is quite serious to cause such a misunderstanding to the supreme head of a country, and the two bosses coincidentally thought of a trick: since you *** don't recognize that the missile is you

"From the fierce. Okay, I'm not welcome. As long as Wu Yi confirms that this guide has come here with us, then I'm sorry, it's not rude to come, you can launch one at me, and I dare to give you the old one!

The reason why this extreme distrust can be caused is naturally because of the extreme distrust between the two countries because of the previous incident, especially China, which expressed extreme doubts about the character of the Americans: Niang Xipi, you can say that the bombing of our embassy was a mistake, so using a submarine-launched interstate ballistic missile to blow up our backyard can naturally be said to be a mistake, not to mention that you Americans have the largest number of nuclear weapons in the world, But they have never promised not to be the first to use nuclear weapons, and it is possible to use them first if you have this kind of thing in your hands, what do you mean?

With this idea. The bosses of the two countries were not polite, and made a gesture to the people waiting beside them: closely monitor the flight direction of these two submarine-launched ICBMs in space, and once they find that these two submarine-launched ICBMs are flying towards us, then don't be polite, just throw our missiles on their heads, and let these guys know that even if they are directly stiff, we are not easy to bully. ,

Fortunately, just as the two guys were scolding each other, the staff members with the latest flight data of the two SLBMs came running in sweat, and it was written very clearly: these two damn SLBMs had no news after they entered the atmosphere, and the radar did not track them!

My day! The two bosses immediately began to scratch the blind: how could it be that the missile went into space and disappeared? Then he started to get angry: Can anyone *** tell me what the hell is going on? Which one is this, the bastard is eating enough to support the pastime? I don't know if Lao Tzu's eyes are very unhappy?

Well, no matter who is entertaining whom, but until these two submarine-launched ICBMs are not fired at their homes, whether it is Clinton or Jiang Dacheng, they can't help wiping the cold sweat on their heads: How can you threaten the bastard on the other side of the phone, but as long as your own country is safe, who wants these two SLBMs to appear on their brains.

The damned Americans' Trident 3-type submarine-launched ICBM has an old sub-guided nuclear warhead on it, and the damned Chinese's Julang 2 submarine-launched ICBM has 6 sub-guided nuclear warheads. The bosses of the two countries cursed each other like this in their hearts, damn it, only coming here means that they are at least dented, and their mouths have been blown up by this bastard.

After hanging up the phone, whether it was Jiang Dacheng or Clinton, the first reaction of the two was to order: Find out for me what is going on! I didn't know which bastard played this thing, and the two bosses were really depressed. The problem is that this matter is naturally impossible to investigate, and the small result is that this matter eventually became a strange incident similar to the Qu 0 incident, and it was finally closed.

There is a saying that good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles, and this is really not wrong at all. When Brother Zhu and Brother Iron flew into space in a hurry, ready to throw stones into the backyard of the Americans, I don't know what happened, this matter was actually known by Brother Iron and Red Spider Sister, the two guys, and even the always loyal and honest Bumblebee knew the news. After knowing the news, the first thing the three guys did was to angrily find Zhang Lanxing to ask for the guilt.

"This" I said little master, let's not bring this" The slut of the Red Spider sister had a look of grievance on her face full of killing and anger, as if she was directly ignored when a three-year-old child asked an adult for candy, "What's a good thing, you can't just take Brother Zhu and Brother Tin Skin, the two bosses eat meat, and those of us who are little brothers follow behind and drink some soup is not too much, right?" ”

Zhang Lan Khan: It's just a matter of grabbing other things on weekdays, but now you also rob this dirty job like throwing stones at someone's house? Is it really idle and boring?

"You're going to mix it up too, huh?" Then Alice, the girl, became excited, and asked the three guys who seemed to be afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

"This" can't be considered a blend, can we? The main reason is that we are unhappy when we see that someone dares to provoke our little master. We don't have a light on our faces, do we? "Before the two guys Iron Shrug and Big Yellow Tucker could say anything, the Red Spider Girl had already opened his mouth first. This sounds impassioned, and it seems to be a little bit "the Lord is grieved and humiliated; The meaning of the lord humiliating the ministers to death", but this matter is not so simple, it is necessary to listen selectively to the words of the red spider sister, although this guy has now begun to have a little sign of reform under Zhang Lan's toss in the past two years, but this guy is a violent element in his bones, and it is not something that can be changed through just a few years of ear and face, for this guy, destruction is the true meaning of his existence. Even if he is not so able to toss under Zhang Lan's hands now, the instinct to toss has always been buried deep in this guy's system, ready to come out and make trouble at any time.

"Isn't it?" Really. The person who knows this guy's temperament best is Zhang Lan's group, Alice, the girl, stared at herself exaggeratedly and pointed at the red spider with big eyes in disbelief. "I said red block spiders. Do you have such a high level of consciousness when you fall and just wait? It's even rarer than hearing about you Decepticons and Brother Pillar together to replenish their energy sources when they were on Cybertron. ”

Bo Pai and the Maniac faction replenish the energy source, naturally the Maniac wants to take all the energy sources into their own hands, and directly starve all the Bo Pai to death, Alice This girl said this, naturally directly named the degree of hostility between these two guys and the irreconcilability of the contradiction between them: If you can really think about this kid like this, it is really equivalent to the old sow going up the tree, and the Maniac and Bo Pai supplementing the energy source together.

"You can't say that, can you?" Red Spider's ugly face looked aggrieved, "That's all in the past." Now we are all wholeheartedly helping the little master

The two honest mound guys, Iron Fur and Bumblebee, nodded frequently behind the Red Spider Girl, with a bit of "like-minded between us", and in the flickering electronic eyes, Zhang Lan could even directly see "We want to fight!" "Six words plus an exclamation mark.

Listening to these guys breaking in front of him, Zhang Lan was very crying and laughing: What is this, isn't it just throwing a stone at someone's American house and smashing their bicycle by the way! What a big deal, as for the argument so serious?

Zhang Lan naturally didn't know that after so many millions of years of fighting. Whether it's a Bo faction or a madman, there are some differences between the two gangs, although there are some differences in terms of conduct. But in terms of fighting instincts, there is really no difference between these two guys, both sides hope to exercise their fighting ability while knocking down their opponents through non-stop fighting. This is similar to the Predator's non-stop fighting to train his combat effectiveness, the only difference is that. After the battle, the most important thing for the Bo faction and the fanatics is to seize each other's energy sources.

But Zhang Lan really doesn't think this is a serious matter: don't you just want to fight, then go and fight, anyway, master, I really look at the Americans who are so arrogant that their nostrils can be used directly to catch rainwater have been unhappy for a long time, and it's not bad to smash a few more pieces of American's home, anyway, I originally planned to directly take the Americans into possession? Stealth strategic bombers are all reimbursed, and pulling out the nails on the tiger's claws should be a happier thing, right? ,

"What a fight. What's there to fight for" Looking at the three male peacocks who seemed to be desperately showing off their beautiful tail feathers in front of the female peacocks, Zhang Lan couldn't help but laugh a little, "It's not that this task can only be performed once, right?" Originally, I was going to slowly knock out the Americans' things little by little, and since you are so active, well, then you can go together, how to do it. After you get to outer space, you will discuss it with Brother Zhu and Brother Tian.

"The red-faced Red Spider, Brother Ironskin, and Bumblebee, who were still arguing with Alice just now, were suddenly dumbfounded, and looked at Zhang Lan in disbelief, as if they were doubting that there was something wrong with their ears, little master, didn't you make us happy?"

"Three seconds." These guys, they can't give them a good face, Zhang Lan gave three thumbs up. Said slowly to the three guys of Ironskin, Bumblebee and Red Spider Girl. "Three Seconds Later"

The voice did not fall. A cloud of sand and dust rose on the ground, and the three guys disappeared in front of Zhang Lan in an instant, disappearing without a trace

Well, of course, the direct consequence of these three guys rushing to the open sea in such a hurry is. The countries in the world that have the ability to conduct space exploration suddenly found that three things similar to intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) had strangely appeared on their country's ground-to-air search radar, and the same was found in the open seas of the Pacific Ocean just like last time.

Some countries that acted relatively quickly quickly calculated and were surprised to find that although these three things similar to ICBMs were launched in the open sea, it seems that the place where these three strange things appeared was the closest to the US military base on Guam. Everyone in the world who knows a little about military affairs knows it. Guam is a fairly important military base for the Americans in the Pacific, and it undertakes a mission. To a large extent, it is about containing China.

Since it is a military base that undertakes such an important military mission, the defense facilities of this base are naturally the best, and the surrounding waters around Guam are definitely densely packed with an unknown number of underwater detection devices. If a ballistic missile nuclear submarine from another country appears near Guam, it is absolutely impossible for the Americans not to detect it. Since the Americans did not find out about this this time, what does this mean?

What is explained is naturally very simple, so Zhang Lan inadvertently poured a basin on the heads of the Americans, and the little brothers of the Americans couldn't help but start muttering in their hearts: Yes, that's right, boss, your old man is indeed powerful, but you are powerful, please take care of our thoughts a little, okay? Inform us when we are conducting ballistic missile tests, don't let us get suspicious, we shouldn't die, right?