"Recovery~Recovery~ Hurry up, there's a flock of wild ducks here." Wen Dongjun lay on his stomach in the grass and beckoned at Feng Yu.

Favored by Wen Dongjun, Feng Yu stole the family's shotgun and came to hunt with Wen Dongjun. It's just that this time Liu Jichuan didn't take it, and Liu Jichuan went to be a soldier.

Feng Yu actually wanted to ask Liu Jichuan all the time, if Feng Yu hadn't gone that day, if he hadn't met the blind bear, would he have retaliated against Wen Dongjun.

But no matter what, the tragedy in the previous life did not happen, and Feng Yu got a lot of capital in advance, and only then did he have a comfortable life now.

Let this matter pass, maybe Liu Jichuan himself doesn't know the answer. When people are impulsive, they do many things that they regret.

"Aim at the point, count one, two, three, shoot together, hit the ones on the shore. You ready? One, two......"

Bang! Bang!

Two gunshots rang out one after another, Wen Dongjun stood up and jumped to his feet and cheered, Feng Yu almost died of anger!

"I TM said count one, two, three, only count to two, why did you shoot!" When Feng Yu fired, the other wild ducks had already flew.

"What do you say? I didn't hear it. See, buddy hit a wild duck with one shot, it's a sharpshooter! ”

Feng Yu "......"

This second goods!

Wen Dongjun strode over and picked up a wild duck that was only half of its body left. He **, both bullets were hit, and the wild duck, which was originally only a pound to sink, now has more than half a pound left.

"Hahaha, just this wild duck, how can you eat it when you bring it back? Even if you can clean it, will you be able to make a dish? Feng Yu sneered mercilessly.

"That's better than you, just empty guns! But this duck ...... Forget it, don't want it, you can't take it! Wen Dongjun hesitated, but still threw the wild duck. It's all broken, it's such a hot day, it doesn't stink when you take it back!

"This gun should hit big animals, and you still have to use ** to hit birds."

"It's not fun. Forget it, as soon as the guns go off, there will be no prey here for at least half an hour. Just now I saw that there were a lot of mothers-in-law (dialects, unflowering dandelions) and mushrooms in the forest, so we can't go back empty-handed, right? ”

Feng Yu looked at Wen Dongjun in a daze, this is wonderful! Have you ever seen a safari and get some wild vegetables and mushrooms back? When I went back, someone asked, did you say that you went to pick mushrooms with a shotgun? Brother is a person with millions of people every minute, it's good to come hunting with you, and pick mushrooms? If this is seen, it will not be laughed at for a lifetime!

"Let's go, what are you doing in a daze."

Feng Yu was dragged back into the woods by Wen Dongjun, watching Wen Dongjun excitedly picking mushrooms, while he looked left and right boredly.

Hey, whose land is this, actually planted melons!

"Eh, there is a melon field there, it's so hot, steal a melon to quench your thirst."

Wen Dongjun's eyes lit up, there is a watermelon field over there? Let's go, get over there! The watermelons I bought at home are just sweet without being picked directly from the ground!

"Wait a minute, there is a melon shed, let's plant melons at Uncle Tian's house, right?" Uncle Tian is fierce, he caught him and had no good fruit to eat.

"In the morning, I saw Uncle Tian go to the field to sell melons, and there must be no one in the melon shed here. Sue you, I'm a must to pick melons, and I promise to pick a sand for you! Wen Dongjun patted his chest with an expression of believing that I would not be wrong.

Syllable!

Break a watermelon with the butt of a gun. It's not cooked, replace it with the next one.

Syllable!

Another watermelon is broken, not a sand pulp, don't!

When Wen Dongjun smashed the eighth watermelon, Feng Yu hurriedly stopped him. This is what Ya said to be a must-have for picking melons? Bad luck, these acres of sweet potatoes have been smashed, and he can't pick the sand!

"Stop, it's not cooked, let's eat it." After eating, go back and take a look, maybe the wild duck has no memory and comes back. ”

"Okay, let's deal with it. Today's mistake, I came with Brother Liang a few days ago, and I picked the sand in the third one! Wen Dongjun said proudly.

Feng Yu really wanted to ask him, what is there to be proud of?

Just when the two of them were holding half a watermelon and nibbling on it, a small brain melon poked out of the melon shed.

Tian Jie was sent by his parents to see the melon field today, and he was going to sleep at noon, but suddenly heard a voice talking outside.

Stealing melons!

It's all a company, and if you are thirsty and pick a melon to eat on the road, you will generally not stop it, and you can even come directly to the melon shed to find him, and he will cut a sand with a knife.

Originally, he didn't want to care about it, but Wen Dongjun smashed one with the butt of a gun, and smashed another with the butt of a gun, and smashed a lot in a row. Where is this here to eat melons, it's clearly here to smash and play!

Tian Jie walked over boldly, and the two people who were lowering their heads and nibbling melons didn't pay attention at all.

"You steal melons!" Tian Jie suddenly jumped out and shouted.

Wen Dongjun quickly threw down the watermelon, turned around and aimed his shotgun at Tian Jie.

Tian Jie was stupid, stealing watermelons, do you need to bring a shotgun? The muzzle of the black hole was pointed at him, and his legs went limp.

Feng Yu grabbed the barrel of Wen Dongjun's gun and lifted it up: "You TM are crazy, the muzzle of the gun is pointed at the person!" ”

Wen Dongjun laughed: "I didn't have any bullets, empty guns." As he spoke, he also pulled the trigger at the sky to prove it.

"That's not good, you see that Tian Jie is scared, and he is about to cry." Feng Yu put down the shotgun and walked to Tian Jie's side.

Wow~~~~

Tian Jie only started crying at this time, and he was so scared that he forgot to cry just now!

While crying, he scratched his face with his hand, and in less than half a minute, his little face was all gone.

Wen Dongjun was stunned, he was just scaring just now, why is this little kid so unfrightened. I think when he was a child, he dared to hold the second kick in his hand.

"Don't cry, I'll tease you."

Wow~~um~~hmm~~wow~~~~~

Tian Jie was crying and sobbing, and Wen Dongjun was anxiously scratching his ears and cheeks. What's the matter, go back to the defendant sù his father, he still has to be pumped by wicker again!

"I said stop crying, what do you want?" Wen Dongjun said irritably.

"Dad asked me to see the melon, you smashed the melon~~mm~~~~~ The melon is smashed~~~~~~~~~"

"Don't hum, I'll pay the bill, right? Look at these melons, count them as a hundred catties for you, three cents a catty, a total of three yuan, and give them to you...... Five bucks, right? Wen Dongjun took out five yuan from Feng Yu's pocket and stuffed it into Tian Jie's small hand.

Feng Yu turned his head to look at Wen Dongjun, why do you want to take my money? Forget it, who let it be my idea to steal melons.

Tian Jie stopped crying at this time, and clutched the money tightly with his small hands: "No, you two are here to hunt, take me one." ”

"Can you handle this shotgun? Even if you can hold it, as soon as you pull the trigger, can you hold the muzzle of the gun? Let's go back to sleep, we should go too. ”

There was a sound of four wheels in the distance, not good, Uncle Tian came back from selling melons!

Feng Yu and Wen Dongjun glanced at each other, and ran away. I didn't care about hunting, and I didn't have time to pick up the mushrooms and mother-in-law I just picked, so I ran frantically to the parking place.

In the afternoon, Tian Jie took his father to Feng Yu's house. After listening to this, Feng Xingtai kept apologizing to others, and then in front of Tian Jie's father, he took a feather duster and slapped Feng Yu wildly. It wasn't until Tian Jie and the others left that Feng Yu lay on the kang and asked his father to give him medicine.

Feng Yu felt very innocent, I didn't bully Tian Jie, I still took out the five yuan, why did you come to me? And why lose money? That little kid must have gotten the five bucks for himself!

However, after seeing Wen Dongjun's miserable appearance the next day, Feng Yu's heart was much more balanced.

Wen Dongjun was hung up and beaten by his father, and the wicker was full of purlins. The big slap snorted hard in the face, and Wen Dongjun's nostrils were bleeding, scolding while beating, and daring to point a gun at others?

The most important thing is that Wen Dongjun's mother didn't stop her this time, and helped to smoke together, and the couple happily played a mixed doubles, and several wickers were broken. I thought I was good at the third middle school in the market? If virtue is not good, no matter how good you study, it is useless!

Both of their shotguns were smashed, and it seemed that neither of them would be able to hunt again.

It happened that Li Shiqiang called the next day, saying that the car had already been made, and someone had already come to ask for the price, asking Feng Yu to hurry back to Bingcheng.

Feng Yu found an excuse and left the farm as if he was fleeing, and he had to stay away from Wen Dongjun, a second-class cargo, a professional pit teammate! ~~ The second more is delivered, the old rules, the third is at six o'clock in the evening, please recommend the votes of the book friends to be more violent, and help the old four explode the above!!