"Happy New Year, Happy New Year, have you bought tickets?"

Lu Xiaobula took out a chair and sat down, and said very casually.

Normal people with no stage experience will definitely be nervous if they are stared at by so many people.

However, for Lu Xiaobu, this is where to go!

It feels like the emperor came down from His Royal Highness Jinluan and came to the local yamen, a small scene, a small scene!

"Buy a ticket?"

The guys were all happy.

Do you buy tickets for the Spring Festival Gala?

It's all about buying relationships.

Thereupon.

"Nope!"

They shouted en masse.

"Go and go, make up the tickets, you are so honored to see me perform, and you don't buy tickets? If you don't buy tickets, who will pay me!"

Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said.

"Hahaha!"

The crowd laughed.

Lu Xiaobu wants a salary?!

It's too coke.

"Alright, alright, no more fuss. Get down to business. Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "Who is that, Bai Jun, don't cat, come out, don't play any small tricks, come up and see clearly." ”

As soon as Lu Xiaobu's words came out, everyone began to look for Bai Jun in an instant.

Soon!

The White Army was discovered.

"Here!"

The audience around Bai Jun suddenly shouted.

In the next second, everyone's eyes were fixed on Bai Jun's body.

Bai Jun was not timid, picked up his mobile phone and walked to the stage: "Lu Xiaobu, you are really looking for death! In the face of a magician like me, you can find your flaws by sitting here, and you actually let me go up now!"

Listen to this, how arrogant!

However, he overlooked one thing, and that was that this was the Stone Gate!

Thereupon!

"Smack!"

The back of the head of the white army was slapped in the face!

"Who!"

The white army immediately turned back and roared angrily.

However, the audience looked at him with an innocent face!

"You wait for me!"

Bai Jun gritted his teeth and said a cruel word, turned around and left.

And then!

"Smack!"

Another slap in the face!

Well, this slap is much stronger than the slap just now!

"You guys!"

The white army was furious, and turned his head and glared again!

Well, it's still innocent viewers!

"Made!"

The white army scolded angrily and turned back again.

Then, he turned his head sharply and saw a girl standing up and preparing to hit him!

"Don't let me catch it!"

Bai Jun immediately laughed proudly, and went up to catch that girl!

And then!

"Fuck you! Fuck him! What do you find you can do? Don't slap him in the face! He's going to go on stage!"

Well, these viewers directly started to play openly!

Chicken, what do you think you can do with discovery?!

If you hit you, you will hit you, anyway, this part will definitely not be broadcast!

Twenty seconds later, the White Army rolled out of the audience!

That's right, just roll down, really roll down!

"You!

Bai Jun stood up with a disgraced face and said with anger all over his body.

Then, he glared at the photographer: "Why didn't you just take a picture?"

"Shoot you paralyzed!"

The photographer let go of the camera and slapped the white army!

Where does this kid think?!

This is the Stone Gate!

And Shimen TV, which has received more than one favor from Lu Xiaobu.

To put it mildly, Lu Xiaobu is probably better than Director Nie Tai when he says something here, you are arrogant here, provoking Lu Xiaobu, who will you fight if you don't beat you? !

The White Army has been beaten to the pen!

The brain is buzzing!

Didn't he come to the Spring Festival Gala, but the Lu family?!

Why is everyone targeting him!

However, forget it, he gritted his teeth, looked at the audience resentfully, and finally fixed his eyes on Lu Xiaobu on the stage!

Lu Xiaobu, yes, it's Lu Xiaobu!

As long as Lu Xiaobu is done, Lu Xiaobu is gone!

So that you can take revenge on them all!

So, at this moment, his resentment towards Lu Xiaobu began to double!

He must make Lu Xiaobu disgraced!

In this way, a minute has passed since Lu Xiaobu said just now that he would let the White Army come to power.

The audience knew what was going on, but the people watching TV didn't.

"What's going on?!Why haven't you come up yet?!"

"What's going on?why don't you take a picture?!"

"I'm in a hurry!"

"It's not that the White Army doesn't dare to come up!"

"No, wasn't the White Army quite arrogant before!

"Yes, live broadcast!

"Don't look at it, it's long gone!"

"Also, Lu Xiaobu is the leader in the live broadcast industry, how could he not know about it!"

“......”

And at this time.

The White Army came up.

Well, the grizzled ones are coming up.

"it!Hahaha! Did this guy from the White Army be beaten up?, why did he come up like this?!"

"Interesting, interesting!"

"Is this provoking Lu Xiaobu?!"

"Provoke a chicken, don't you see his pants open!hahaha!"

“......”

At this moment, the embarrassed image of the white army has become the happiest moment for everyone this year!

Well, it's far away, get down to business!

"Lu Xiaobu! You're dead!"

Bai Jun gritted his teeth and looked at Lu Xiaobu in front of him and said!

Lu Xiaobu looked at Bai Jun, who came in embarrassment, but with infinite hatred in his eyes, sneered, too lazy to take care of him!

"Smack!"

Lu Xiaobu snapped his fingers, making everyone's eyes focus on him.

"Now, the magic begins. ”

Lu Xiaobu said as he bought all the fire attributes and intelligence attributes.

Well, let's still fire!

If you look shocked like this, the show will be better.

And then.

Lu Xiaobu stretched out his hand and tore off a piece of Bai Jun's clothes: "Lend it to me!"

"Me!"

The White Army was stunned!

I'm drafting Uncle's!

Why don't you have any clothes yourself?!

Also, why are you doing a magic trick to tear my clothes on the spot?!

Won't you prepare in advance?!

And, borrow?!

You're going to give me back that rag strip?!

Lu Xiaobu still ignored him, and he will clean him up later!

"Everybody's optimistic! This is an ordinary strip of cloth, well, the thief pulls a fresh strip of cloth. ”

Lu Xiaobu's strip of cloth shook at everyone.

Then, he took out a lighter and lit the strip of cloth!

"Whew!"

The strip of cloth instantly burst into flames.

The audience suddenly exclaimed.

"It's really fire!"

"Young Master Xiaobu, what are you doing?"

"You don't want to perform the magic of fire, do you!

"Did you put out the fire?!, good magic!"

Well, the last audience member is a joke!

"This is an ordinary fire!" Lu Xiaobu said with a burning strip of cloth: "Next, it is the moment to witness the miracle." ”

Bai Jun stared at Lu Xiaobu from the side.

The ghost knows that Lu Xiaobu is about to start magic!

So, it's time for him to start looking for flaws!

(End of chapter)