Chapter 1203: Flirting with a little beauty
Hey, didn't you say you were going to sue me for my mother" Zhang Lan pretended to be shocked, and suddenly she was about to change her words? It's not a good habit. β
"Huh? The little girl screamed when she landed, and finally realized that she had been deceived by Zhang Lan's bastard, and the little fist was beating on Zhang Lan's body non-stop. He shouted in shame, "Big bad, big bad, let you bully me, let you bully me!" I'll kill you. β
It's just that Mo Liyan's little powder punched his body, Zhang Lan didn't feel any pain at all, but felt that the massage technique seemed to be quite good, and he laughed beautifully there, and he was extremely proud.
"What if someone else sees it?" After a long time, Mo Liyan seemed to realize that he was not in his own home now, and grabbed Zhang Lan's arm in some panic, feeling a little weak, "No one will see it, right?" Oh my God, if someone sees it, it's a shame, personal. β
"No, no, no. Believe me, no one will see it" Of course, Zhang Lan knew that she should say something at this time, and gently patted Mo Liyan's shoulder, comforting her and gently soothing her emotions. "You see, we're so far from shore now, and we don't have a boat nearby. No one sees it. Don't worry, listen to me. As she spoke, she pointed to her current geographical location, so that the little girl could understand that she was actually very safe here. Well. It's safe to do something secretly.
Even if you see it, who knows who you are, what are you so nervous about. Zhang Lan added in her heart. Of course, Zhang Lan didn't dare to say this anyway, otherwise he would probably die a miserable death.
"Don't listen to your little girl who is a thief and lifted Zhang Lan's arm, and secretly took a lot of it from the gap between her arm and ribs, the situation seems to be really like what Zhang Lan said, there is really no one around her, and it is unlikely that anyone will see her, so she patted her chest lightly with palpitations, looking like she had palpitations, "Every time you lie to me, big villain!" I'll never listen to you again. β
Although he knew that no one had seen the scene of his intimacy with Zhang Lan, Mo Liyan was still not at ease, and he thought that someone must have seen what he had just done, as long as he saw a boat coming. The little girl's face suddenly turned red, and she looked so cute that the little girl's face was still red when she left.
"Uh-huh." Zhang Lan nodded hurriedly, and leaned her head over very diligently, "In the future, I will listen to my wife, right?" β
"Go, who wants you to listen to me" Mo Liyan dragged himself before he was a little wrinkled by Zhang Lan, the villain, his shirt, sat upright, and glanced at Zhang Lan angrily, "Who is your wife, what is the relationship between the two of us?" β
"You're my girlfriend" For Mo Liyan's move, Zhang Lan has already mastered it, and how to deal with it. Naturally, there was a countermeasure a long time ago, "You are my fiancΓ©e now, and my good baby wife in the future." This is something that your parents have admitted. β
It's good, the proud little girl who seems to be a little swan on weekdays has reappeared. on this case. Zhang Lan was already familiar with it, knew how to cooperate, and immediately entered her role, a little villain, a little hooligan, and so on.
"Huh? Who can prove that I am your wife? Is it your fiancΓ©e? Can anyone prove it? No, no one can prove it. It means that you are slandering my reputation and destroying my innocence, and you have to formally apologize to me. Fight for my forgiveness for you! Mo Liyan's little head was raised proudly, and he said to Zhang Lan, "My parents won't want a son-in-law like you, who is hippie and smiling all day long, and embarrass them." β
Sure enough, it was still this trick, Zhang Lan nodded secretly in her heart, and followed this girl's idea very cooperatively, "This, you are my wife, do you still need to prove it?" β
"Of course. If you get married, do you have a marriage certificate to prove it, you say I am your wife, what about the marriage certificate? Take it out and I'll take a look. As long as you can show up the marriage certificate, I will admit that I am your wife. β
This reason is indeed strong enough, everyone is fifteen or sixteen years old, and they are not yet adults, and there is still a long way to go before getting married, marriage certificate? Which Civil Affairs Bureau would dare to send you this thing? Do you want to find death, does the boss of the Civil Affairs Bureau still want to mess up?
Of course, Zhang Lan also knows this, "But since Mo Liyan likes to play this game, then he has to accompany him no matter what, right?" immediately seized the loophole in Mo Liyan's words and fought back, "Well, if you want proof, you can prove that you are my wife, right?" You just sat next to me and leaned against me, I kissed you just now, and you didn't resist, is this considered evidence? It's not my wife, can you let me kiss you? β
"Cut, you kiss me? Who can prove it? I don't admit it, this matter is not "Mo Liyan's face turned red. Then he looked at Zhang Lan triumphantly, with a big look of "I'm just like this, what can you do with me", "Can sitting next to you prove that it is your wife?" Delete the man and the woman who don't know each other but sit up a lot, is he, the wind two? "Being unreasonable has always been a girl's patent, and Mo Liyan is no stranger to using this trick.
After speaking, he didn't forget to look at Zhang Lan provocatively: Hey, that's what I said, you have the ability to take the call? It's just that this girl obviously knows where her weak point is, and she avoids talking about the question that she was kissed by Zhang Lan just now.
"Really?" Zhang Lan gritted her teeth viciously and looked at her viciously. It's very much like the big bad wolf scaring the little white rabbit, "Are you sure it's like this?" Well, if you were my wife, I would naturally be nice to you, but since you don't have a dime to do with me, you dare to sit on my boat, hehe" Zhang Lan smiled wickedly, "Girl, I can only say that you should have this catastrophe in your fate, and you deserve to have no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the ground." Just cry, even if you cry hoarsely, no one will come to save you
I sweat! Why do you feel so familiar with this line? It seems that this is the classic line of the villains in the movie when they are bullying the girls? Zhang Lan sweated profusely: A person like herself, her family loves flowers and screams fiercely, and she accidentally acted as a supervillain?
"You" what do you want to do? Mo Liyan immediately hugged his arms tightly in front of his chest very cooperatively, and looked like a little lamb trembling with fright when he saw the big bad wolf, which is very in line with the classic shape of the scene in the movie, "Let me tell you, no matter what, I won't let you succeed,
"Hey, hey, it's late, why did you go to the little girl early, now there is no one around, it's just a great opportunity created by God for us, since God is willing to fulfill the two of us, then we just happen to be the bed." You're left with me. While speaking, according to the fixed routine in the movie, Zhang Lan laughed and pounced, and held Mo Liyan firmly in his arms, but he didn't expect the boat to shake violently, and the fake play became a real thing, which scared Mo Liyan so much that he closed his eyes and shrunk tightly in Zhang Lan's arms, screaming loudly.
"You've got your hands on it again!" After the boat slowly calmed down, he still grabbed Zhang Lan's collar with palpitations, "You big villain!" β
"Am I the big bad?" Zhang Lan couldn't help but smile and asked, "Why do I think there is no more qualified girlfriend in this world than me?" "Khan! This girl doesn't have a cosplay penchant, right? Zhang Lan couldn't help muttering in her heart: Otherwise, why is this girl so happy with this kind of thing every time?
"Cut" Although her heart was so beautiful, the little girl deliberately glanced at Zhang Lan to maintain her girl's pride. "That's because I'm satisfying the badass mentality of some people, see, how qualified my girlfriend is?"
"Yes, yes," Zhang Lan nodded hurriedly, with a look of satisfaction, "There is no more qualified girlfriend than you." There was a pause. added another sentence, don't forget to flaunt yourself, "There is only one person as good as me." It's worthy of a girl like you, don't you think? β
"Stinky beauty, you." Mo Liyan was amused by Zhang Lan and giggled, and his smaller body writhed around in Zhang Lan's arms like a restless deer.
"That is, finding such an understanding girlfriend, of course I have a reason to be stinky Zhang Lan nodded again and again, looking like I was a stinky fart.
A string of silver bell-like laughter sounded instantly, and Mo Liyan lay on Zhang Lan's body and laughed breathlessly, "Why do I think you are so badly beaten?" I've never seen anyone with a stinky fart like you
"Who dares to be as good as me?" Zhang Lan was quite complacent about this, "I'm the only one in the world." β
"Okay, okay" Mo Liyan smiled breathlessly, only felt that today was his happiest day, his eyes inadvertently swept over the fishing supplies he brought on the side of the cabin, and then he suddenly realized what he was doing today, hurriedly held back his laughter, and retreated Zhang Lan, "Don't make trouble, it's been so long." We haven't even lowered our fishing rods. If you don't catch a fish after a day of playing, you're going to be laughed to death. β
"Who dares to laugh at us?" Zhang Lan looked around coaxingly, acting as a hero who defied the world, "Who dares to laugh at us, come and kill one by one, come and kill two of them, and definitely let them have no return." If you turn them on, you dare to laugh at us? Is there any reason left? "It's heaven and earth, and it's like I'm the only one.
"You just brag." Zhen Liyan was amused by Zhang Lan's funny appearance and giggled, "In the end, you can't catch fish, just buy fish from others." β
In this reservoir of Wang Er Mazi, fishing friends can transfer their loot to each other, of course, if you want to take over this loot from me, under the premise of my consent, as long as you pay the money for this loot to Wang Er Mazi.