Chapter 116: Let's be surnamed Wang
Lin Xiaohu retorted: "You don't drive, if you drive and you don't have a driver's license, you will cry!" ”
Lu Man snorted and said, "Okay, you want to get a driver's license, right, then we said yesterday, did you copy the traffic rules?" The one you asked to memorize, did you memorize it again? If the above conditions are met, how about I return the driver's license to you immediately without saying a word? ”
As he spoke, the single eyelid looked at Lin Xiaohu with a flirtatious half-squint, looking like he wanted to see his jokes.
Lin Xiaohu said: "Comrade Lu Man, you just said that you have now asked for leave to go home, and you are no longer a traffic policeman, so I can ask you, can you not play official with me, OK?" ”
Lu Man looked at him in surprise and said, "I, is there one?" ”
Lin Xiaohu rolled his eyes and said, "What do you say?" ”
"Cut, I'm useless, you're just playing official, I'm not an official, what kind of official!"
"It's better not to be an official. We're meeting for the third time now, and we're good friends three times, right? I do need a driver's license now, can you just give me that thing back? ”
Lin Xiaohu looked at her very sincerely.
"Friends? Hello self-cooked. ”
Lu Man pursed his lips and said, "Just like you, the purpose of making friends is not pure at all. You're now asking me to intercede for your driver's license, and you're going around and sloppising me in the name of a friend. Hmph, I told Lin Xiaohu, no way, I won't make friends like you. Yu Gong, I'm going to give it to you, that's my favoritism, just like you just did, don't you scold me for a bloody squirt? Yu Private, you don't use your friends at all! ”
Lin Xiaohu saw that although she said very categorically, her tone was a little loose, and she was secretly happy in her heart, and said, "Okay, whether you treat me as a friend or not, I must treat you as a friend." What do you say about that? ”
Lu Man looked at him amusedly and said, "What should I do?" Didn't you just say that! Copy, plus memorize, you can go to our brigade to find me, what's the matter if you stop me now! ”
Lin Xiaohu's heart moved, and he said with a smile: "How can I stop you, it's just a coincidence, and then I just want to make friends with you." ”
"Is it really just a friendship?" Lu Man looked at Lin Xiaohu as if he was in disbelief, looking very suspicious.
Lin Xiaohu was about to speak, the BMW man and woman had already bought something from the cake shop and walked out, and after going out, the entangled bodies walked on both sides, the man went directly to the driver's seat, and the woman had to take a detour to the other side to get into the car.
The place where Lin Xiaohu and Lu Man were talking was not far from the front of the car, and the woman saw a very unhappy look, and opened her mouth and said, "Hey, you two fools, don't get out of the way!" ”
The tone was very unkind.
Lu Man was almost scratched by these two people before, and he didn't say anything at the time because he couldn't manage it, but he still had anger, but he was just angry and suppressed.
Later, Lin Xiaohu's repeated instigation, he was depressed to death. Now that I saw that this woman didn't know what to do, I finally couldn't help it, and before Lin Xiaohu could say anything, she was angry: "What is your name, who are you called, who is a fool?" ”
Of course, the woman is not a good stubble, and said with a contemptuous face: "Of course it's the two of you, fool, I don't know yet, it's really impressive!" ”
As he spoke, he walked over and pulled the car door, and said provocatively: "Fool, our car is about to drive, what's the matter, still standing?" But I can warn you, after all, I am very loving, and it would be sad to kill two ants. ”
Lu Man's face was flushed with anger, and he took a few steps to chase after him, and pulled the door of the car that the woman was about to close, and said angrily: "Who do you say you want to kill?" Do you say that? ”
The woman in the car pushed it down and didn't push it away, and said coldly: "What are you going to do, you'd better let me go!" ”
Lu Man also said more seriously: "I'll let it go, but you tell me first, did you talk about human words just now?" ”
The woman didn't answer her words, and said viciously: "Stinky girl, you TMD let me go!" As he spoke, his right hand had already broken Luman's hand.
Lu Man's hand was very strong, and the woman couldn't break it, so she took the other hand to help, and broke both hands together.
But even so, Lu Man's hand still didn't move, which made Lin Xiaohu, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, appreciative, but he didn't see that this girl was an iron-clad female man!
Lin Xiaohu was beside Lu Man, temporarily acting as a spectator of a farce.
However, the man in the car seemed to have the same psychology as Lin Xiaohu, laughing as if watching a comedy.
Seeing that Lu Man was just gone, the woman was a little annoyed, turned sideways, stretched out her leg and kicked Lu Man.
Lu Man's hands were quick, and he took the opportunity to grab her ankle and pull it out, and the girl screamed 'Ah', and was actually pulled down from her seat by Lu Man.
If it weren't for Lu Man's subordinates, the woman would have been thrown on the road.
The woman stabilized her figure, and when she saw the pointing eyes around her, she was even more ashamed, and she got up and rushed towards Lu Man, shouting: "Stinky girl, you dare to hit me, I will fight with you!" ”
The woman was menacing, but Lu Man was useless at all, he just took a step back, and then turned sideways and grabbed the woman's outstretched arm firmly, and twisted her backhand, and the woman was flipped over and pushed to the front of the car without resistance.
Lin Xiaohu was dumbfounded when he saw Lu Man's dazzling movements just now, thinking that this girl must have undergone special training, otherwise how could she behave so sophisticated, and she would not be more reckless than the special police on TV.
The woman was pressed against the car door by Lu Man's twisted arm, and she couldn't move, and when she moved, she was in pain, anxious and angry, and screamed, and all kinds of foul language came out, all of which were sprayed by Lu Man.
But Lu Man also has a personality, and he is indifferent to those vicious curses, but just looks at the woman coldly, and the strength in his hands does not relax at all.
The woman was restrained by Lu Man, and the man in the car could no longer be indifferent, his face became very ugly, he immediately got out of the car, went around to Lu Man, reached out and grabbed Lu Man's arm, and said, "You girl is endless, TMD let me go!" ”
Luman let go of his hand and stepped aside to keep the man from touching him.
The man picked up the woman and asked, "Sweetheart, are you okay?" ”
The woman's eyes were red, but she looked vicious, and yelled at the man: "It's okay, I'm about to be killed by her, what did you just go from!" Is it still a man, you give me a beating and revenge for me! ”
The man helped the woman back into the car, turned around and walked to Lu Man with a gloomy face, stared at Lu Man's face, and suddenly raised his arm, and a big ear scraper was about to be drawn to Lu Man's crystal white cheeks.
Lu Man didn't expect this man to really beat women, and he looked a little stunned, and he actually forgot to dodge.
Fortunately, Lin Xiaohu had planned to save the beauty as a hero, the previous woman was too weak, and now she finally came, she was secretly happy, grabbed Lu Man's arm, dragged her behind her, and stood in front instead.
Hehe, this is a good opportunity, how could Lin Xiaohu, such a smart and motivated promising young man not know to take advantage of it!
Lin Xiaohu saw that the man was about to slap the face of a girl who was like a flower and jade without saying a word, then I didn't bother to estranged you kid nonsense, and when he came up, he pulled back his mouth.
Don't you like to spank women, I'll give you a taste of being pumped.
Hehe, Lumana must be very touched to see herself standing up for her, right?
"Boy, are you still a man? Blind in the eyes and beating people indiscriminately. Lin Xiaohu felt that it was better to take care of the fight.
The man was also quite tall, and Lin Xiaohu felt similar to himself when he stood over.
However, these Lin Xiaohu didn't put it in his heart, he shot when he should shoot, and ran quickly if he couldn't beat it.
Now the man in front of him doesn't seem to have the ability to let him run away, and he doesn't seem to expect Lin Xiaohu to dare to take the initiative with him, and he is also a little stunned, but he immediately made a move to cover his face and block Lin Xiaohu's palm.
The two hands touched together, Lin Xiaohu just stopped for a moment, but the man was beaten back several steps.
The man screamed in pain, scolded in his mouth, raised his fist and smashed it towards Lin Xiaohu's head.
Lin Xiaohu didn't bother to dodge when he saw his fist-like performance, but his right arm turned sideways, grabbed his left arm with his right hand, pulled it down, and grabbed his pulse in one fell swoop, and then turned it violently and counterclockwise.
The man's arm was instantaneous; Lin Xiaohu flipped one hundred and eighty degrees.
The man's 'ah' screamed, and his body involuntarily tilted in the opposite direction, and the whole person also stiffened, and the expression on his face was even more painful, as if he had been tortured so much.
Lin Xiaohu didn't spare him because of this, raised his foot, kicked at his calf, and suddenly let go of his hand.
So the man took a few steps back after being kicked back, and finally hit his own BMW, and he barely sat on the ground.
However, in the process, one of the shoes on the man's feet fell off, and the other one was half exposed like a slipper, and the whole person squatted and shrunk on the side of the car, bent over, barefoot, and exhaled in his mouth, looking very little embarrassed.
Looking around, pointing and pointing, disdainful and laughing ......
The man looked at Lin Xiaohu and still had some palpitations, but he couldn't stand losing face like this, so he took a few breaths, suddenly rushed up again, and scolded in his mouth: "TMD, I won't beat you today, your surname is not Wang!" ”
Lin Xiaohu said lightly: "Brother, you are still surnamed Wang, you can't beat me." ”
The crowd of onlookers around laughed for a while, and Lu Man was still looking at it with a blank face, but he couldn't help but turn his head and laugh when he heard this.
The man was even more ashamed, and he grabbed Lin Xiaohu with his teeth and claws, Lin Xiaohu smiled and didn't let go, but just blocked his hands with both hands, and directly met his impact with his shoulders.