After breakfast, Xiao Chenxi went to the exam leisurely, and Zhang Lan was bored at home pinching the remote control to change the TV station, and the phone rang at this time.

"Who?" Zhang Lan picked up the phone and asked, the phone at this time didn't have a caller ID, "Who are you looking for?" ”

"It's me, Alice," Alice's voice rang on the other end of the phone, "I'm in China now, go directly to you or find a hotel to stay in first?" ”

"It's here now," Zhang Lan was surprised, "so soon!" Come to me first, and I'll explain some things to you. ”

"Okay," Alice said sweetly on the other end of the line, "Arnold and I will be here in two hours." ”

Some time ago, Zhang Lan informed Alice and the others to come back for a trip, and she needed their help with something. Some things are more secretive, so it's naturally better to say them in person. Alice is now a few people in country M can be regarded as a mixed wind and water, although Alice Group is not a big company, but the total asset scale of about 500 million is definitely not small, plus the future of several high-tech companies with unlimited development potential, Alice Group even if it does nothing now, just squatting here to eat the old book, this huge old book is enough to make Zhang Lan quite moist to live for several generations.

At more than ten o'clock in the morning, Alice and a group of five people had arrived, looking at the five guys who met again, sure enough, they still didn't change at all, Alice was still so amorous, and the four Arnold brothers were still dressed in leather clothes and sunglasses, with a cold face without a trace of expression, with a tall and strong figure, not like a company executive at all, but quite like Alice's personal bodyguard.

Tingting sat down in front of Zhang Lan, and didn't forget to give Zhang Lanfei a wink by the way, Zhang Lan touched her nose and smiled bitterly, "Sister, I'm still young, I don't have a girlfriend yet, I'm still a virgin, I don't want to be kicked by you and cut off my descendants." ”

"It's okay, if you want it, my sister will give it to you," Alice seemed to be hooked up with Zhang Lan, and electricity flew in her big watery eyes, "Sister, I won't mind that you are a virgin." Later, my sister will wrap you with a big red envelope. ”

"Don't," Zhang Lan hurriedly interrupted the girl's words, isn't it clear what role this girl is? The guy who was turned into a eunuch by this girl has not four hundred but three hundred, and I didn't remember that T-X had a hobby?

"Well, ask," Zhang Lan was very curious about why this girl was interested in such an important part of a man, and she had to destroy it quickly, "Alice, this ......" was a little embarrassed to speak, stood up and made a kicking motion, and asked, "Well, why is this?" ”

"That's what you say?" Alice, who was confused, finally understood, "Just say it, don't you just ask me why I kicked those guys off?" Isn't it? ”

Zhang Lan Khan: Sister, can you be subtle? How can you say that you are also a beauty, it is very shocking to say it so vulgarly.

Seeing Zhang Lan nodded, he continued, "It's not simple, these guys are upset when they look at it, and they are embarrassed to kill them directly, it just so happens that the place seems to be weaker, so they attack that place." ”

"It's as simple as that?" Zhang Lan was sweating in disbelief, "Just to keep them from annoying you?"

"It's that simple!" Alice nodded, "Or do you know how much trouble it will be?" And I found it to work, and none of the guys I kicked came back to me. ”

Of course people won't come back to you! Zhang Lan has a kinship! When you see a beautiful flower but you can never pick it, is it sad to look at the flower? This love is not the worst, the worst thing is that not only can not be picked in the future, but all the flowers will not be able to be picked in the future! I don't know if there is a brother who can't stand such a heavy blow and commits suicide? When the brother who committed suicide sued in front of Lord Yama, don't settle the account on my head, it has nothing to do with me, I haven't taught this girl to do this!

After thinking about it for a while, Zhang Lan suddenly felt that something was wrong: Well, Lord Yama seems to be in charge of the east, and those guys have an accident in the west, which seems to be the territory of Hades, the king of Hades? This seems to have risen to the level of diplomacy? Well, I just don't know if Hades, the king of Hades, or his subordinates have the leisure to take care of these trivial things?

"You're not here to avenge that little girl?" Arnold next to him interjected coldly, and the expressionless dead face wearing sunglasses brought out an abnormal comedic effect, "Don't think we don't know. ”

The three guys next to him nodded frequently in agreement.

"Is there such a thing?" Zhang Lan was surprised, "Why haven't you heard you tell me?" ”

"That's the case," Schwa took it a little excitedly, I didn't see that this guy still has a bit of gossip potential, such a strong man like an iron tower is gossiping? Well, it's quite comedic.

"Don't say it!" Alice blushed and was about to stop the four guys.

Zhang Lan's curiosity was finally completely mobilized, and she hurriedly urged Shi Wa, "Talk about it quickly, don't pay attention to this girl." ”

Schwa's guy seems to be really heavy on gossip, Zhang Lan didn't find it before, it seems that this gossip is still proportional to his height, and with Zhang Lan's special approval, Alice pouted on the side and didn't speak, and the five men in the room, oh no, four men and a boy discussed Alice's classic history of depravity with great interest.

Sure enough, it's still the same bloody plot.,Alice and others who first arrived in Africa met a very cute local little girl in Africa.,The cute little girl was loved by Alice and a group of five.,Every day when it's okay, I'll go to them to play.,One day when the little girl went back, she was forced by a few soldiers who didn't know where it was.,This kind of thing happens every day on the war-torn continent of Africa.,It's very sad.,But it's not a serious thing.。 Originally, the matter should have ended here, but after it was done, a certain ruffian suddenly had a whim, and actually found a long branch to the sky and stabbed it into the ...... Well, a place that everyone knows.

After Alice and the others knew, the little girl only had half a breath left, although after the emergency rescue of these guys, the little girl's life was saved, but Alice was stormy, no one knew why Alice was so good to this little girl, following the little girl's clues, Alice quickly found these unlucky guys.

This girl is also refreshing, and she is very reasonable: since you didn't want the little girl's life, then I don't want your life, and since you ruined people, then I will also ruin you. So each of these guys got a kick on the body. Maybe Alice didn't have a good grasp of the strength, maybe it was on purpose, but who knows, in short, after Alice made a little bit of force, these guys were not only about to be destroyed, but also completely shattered with the entire pelvis. Perhaps it was from this incident that Alice found inspiration in the future, and later fell madly in love with this strange hobby of the unparalleled offspring.

Zhang Lan was dumbfounded when she heard this, she didn't expect Alice's weird hobby to come from like this. In the future, you must stay away from this psychologically problematic girl, who knows if this girl will kick herself on a whim? Zhang Lan secretly warned in her heart: The many eunuch brothers in front of him are the best examples.

"Actually, people just think it's more enjoyable," Alice was a little embarrassed to twist and pinch on the side, rubbing the corners of her clothes with a very embarrassed look, "Actually, people are still very gentle." ”

"The devil will believe you!" Four men and a boy blurted out, all words in unison, surprisingly unanimous.

"And talk about me," Alice pouted, and finally couldn't help but start revealing the old bottom of the four of Arnold, "You four are okay, go to the prostitute when you have time, I don't want to talk about you." ”

"Huh?" Zhang Lan was really stupid, pointed at the four Arnold in a daze, and stammered Alice, "You say, the four of them, go to the prostitute if it's okay?" "Are all the robots so crazy these days? Actually learned all**? God, the Buddha, the Jade Emperor, what went wrong? Zhang Lan hugged her head in pain, it seemed that these guys didn't look like robots at all, and there didn't seem to be much difference from humans.

"That," Zhang Lan was quite skeptical, "is that thing of yours going to work?" Does it work? Won't it be a silver-like wax tip? ”

Sure enough, the last thing any man can look down on is to be said to be bad in bed, and Zhang Lan found that male robots are no exception.

Hearing Zhang Lan's doubts about his ability, the four Arnold were immediately unhappy, "Little master, although you are our summoner, but you slander our ability, we will also express our anger." ”

"Okay, okay, I apologize to you," Zhang Lan was unwilling to continue to stimulate the self-esteem of the four male robot men on this issue, and after that, Zhang Lan quietly approached Alice without giving up, and asked in a whisper, "That, they do, really?" ”

"Really good, it's still very powerful," Alice nodded, gave an affirmative answer, hesitated, didn't know what to think, the girl blushed and whispered to Zhang Lan to add, "But I never let them touch it." After a pause, he added, "I've never let anyone touch it, not until you've summoned it." ”

"OHmygod," Zhang Lan clasped her head in her hands in pain, "let me die!" ”

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PS: Continue the topic of the popular Korean artist RAIN in the morning, and Chinese fans calling on fans to donate money to help this guy:

First of all, I didn't expect that all the people with a sense of justice in China have basically come to the starting point, here, let me say first, brothers and sisters, you are all good! Then he said to the adults who already had children: "Discipline your children well, don't raise such a guy who forgets his ancestors, otherwise he will cry and find no place to cry." ”

To be honest, when I saw some fans claiming to donate money for their idols, I was stupid: an artist is just an artist, in the old saying it is a play, the ancestors said well: for an unrighteous play, what are you doing this for?

Don't say those big words, I took a look at Baidu, and found that most of the fans of RAIN are students, and you take your parents' hard-earned hard-earned money to support a ruthless and unrighteous drama, I really can't understand, what do you think? Could it be that they have worked so hard to raise you to grow up, to feed you, to wear you, in order to keep your classmates from raising their heads, they squeeze money out of their teeth to give you, and it is likely that they will not be willing to eat meat once a month when you are not at home, I just want to ask you: Are you worthy of your parents by doing this?

Now I finally understand why the state has repeatedly been so tolerant: Counting on you people? You can't! In times of war, you are traitors! It's a traitor! China is in power by you, you are Li Hongzhang!

Speaking of those who have already worked, I just ask you: "Did you think of your father and mother while you were doing this?" ”

I really don't want to describe you as brain-dead, because I guess even the most scolded and part of the brain-dead who play Audition don't disdain to be the same kind as you.

I don't want to use the animal to describe you, because the animal still knows what his duty is, and raising a dog also knows that he wagging his tail when he sees his master; Get a kitten and it also knows to amuse you when you're in a bad mood.

But really speechless......

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