Chapter 223: Look at it or not
Maomao's face was full of suspicion, she looked at Lin Xiaohu with a frown, and said, "It's up to you, you can't make it." ”
"Humph! Am I not successful? You can do it seven or eight times a night! Lin Xiaohu immediately realized that he had missed his mouth, and now was not the time to brag, so he immediately said, "Ah...... Wrong...... It should be no problem to cook seven or eight people's rice! It's not like you've never seen me cook, why haven't you seen you before, it's not good, and now I'm going to oppose it......"
"Hmph, it's better to do what you say, we'll see it later!" Mao Mao couldn't see that he was boasting, so he interrupted him.
So the two held hands again, each carrying a few bags in one hand, and picked out a bottle of good red wine when passing by a supermarket.
After arriving at Lin Xiaohu's house, he opened the door, and he didn't believe that Lin Xiaohu lived alone, because the cleaning was too clean! In her head, she should have come here to 'alleviate poverty' this time, she was in Shuangshui some time ago, and she knew at that time that if Lin Xiaohu's room didn't have the help of herself or Maomao for a day, it would have to become a kennel, and look at it today, can this person still change his personality?
Lin Xiaohu saw Mao Mao's incredible face, and his heart turned over, little look, tell you to look down on us!
But these are really not Lin Xiaohu's contributions, it is difficult for a person to change from lazy to diligent, not to mention that Lin Xiaohu doesn't value it at all, so there is no possibility of change at all......
Lin Xiaohu didn't think maliciously, when Mao Mao'er saw the tidy room, would she think that she would be able to stretch out her hands and open her mouth in the future?
Mao Mao gave Lin Xiaohu a thumbs up, and Lin Xiaohu happily accepted......
Back in the room, Lin Xiaohu simply cleaned up, and ran into the kitchen, Maomao's eldest sister didn't forget, and was still shouting in the living room that she was hungry, which was really unreasonable!
So Lin Xiaohu cooked by himself, fried a large piece of pancakes, and a small dish, although the style did not look very pleasing to the eye, but Maomao did not have too high expectations, and let her eat praise, and praised it vigorously.
After satisfying the belly, Mao Mao patted the bulging belly, stretched his feet to Lin Xiaohu's legs, and the two of them lay on the sofa with their arms in their arms, drinking drinks and watching TV.
But how can those bastard TV stations have eye-catching programs? A lot of programs are very uninspired, Mao Mao looks uninspired, holding the remote control and keeps turning, but she can't find a channel that can make her stop her eyeballs, and finally she finally gave up and asked Lin Xiaohu if there was a good video?
Lin Xiaohu jokingly said: "Only the kind with a little color, well, do you still want to see Maomao?" ”
Seriously, he was just joking at first, but halfway through, he had bad thoughts, hehe......
"You're coming!" Mao Mao frowned, he didn't believe his words!
Mao Mao just drank two glasses of red wine, her whole pretty face was red, and even the breath she exhaled had a little taste of wine, mixed with her special body fragrance, it was simply fragrant, so that Lin Xiaohu smelled that he was already half drunk, and his mind was intoxicated, and he still thought in his heart: "Today's weather is gloomy, the sky is the same during the day, what a bad weather, but Mao Mao is here, and it is also this beautiful day, just take her on the spot as a celebration on this beautiful day!" ”
As soon as his mind moved, Lin Xiaohu felt that the little brother below had already reacted, and seemed to be about to bounce up and stand up and salute, wow! Frightened, Lin Xiaohu put his legs together and hid it sideways.
Dizzy! If you can't hold your breath so much, be careful to disturb the enemy, let's pump you!
While speaking, Lin Xiaohu slipped back to a well-sealed lockbox of his own, in an inconspicuous corner of the box, in the bottom compartment, took out a treasured video disc from it, took it out and kissed it vigorously, ran back to Mao Mao happily, and said with a wicked smile: "Oh, I didn't lie to you, it's really something beyond the limit, but do you really dare to look at it?" ”
Haha, that's right, that's right! Lin Xiaohu used the method of agitation! Mao Mao Niuer has her own tsundere attributes, Lin Xiaohu is very familiar, even if she sees through it, she will be obediently fooled.
Mao Mao glanced at him disdainfully, took it in his hand and took a look, and saw that the photo of the actress on the cover was quite aesthetically pleasing and not out of line, in today's streets and alleys, this kind of photo has been accustomed to multipliing, and I have seen it again and again, there are really not many highlights worth seeing, thinking that this guy next to him is smiling so dirty, is his color point so low? Then he doesn't have a nosebleed when he flirts with his shirt? pouted, and then sneered and said: "It's just a photo album of boiled water, what's so good!" ”
Hey! Of course! I've already changed the envelope! Lin Xiaohu's heart blossomed, Xiao He used to help him here, and if there were any important things in the cabinet, since he knew that Cheng Mengmeng was going to live with him, his cabinet was no longer used, Lin Xiaohu replaced the envelopes of all the treasured DVDs as soon as possible, of course, the treasured books are also indispensable, but it is just a little difficult, he knows that Cheng Mengmeng, this little girl, has a special nose, and likes to explore his own **, a little wind or something, he will take it away, and he will cry at that time
"I didn't lie to you, this is really the kind of film with a lot of progressions" Lin Xiaohu explained very seriously, and then pretended to be lustful to make her laugh: "It's still very lustful, with a clear knife and a clear gun, the one that shows off in detail!" Hand-to-hand combat! ”
"Really?" Maybe it's the influence of alcohol, maybe she's very rough, not as shy as usual, and she was constantly laughed by Lin Xiaohu: "Okay! You can just let it go, and let Miss Ben see it......"
"Do you really want to put it?" Lin Xiaohu scared her again, of course, he was afraid that she would regret it, so he said: "Remember that you asked me to release it, so I will not be responsible for all the consequences!" Without giving her a chance to object, he put the disc into the projector, and then immediately climbed back on the sofa, hugged Mao Mao tightly, Mao Mao couldn't push it away, and gave up after a few strokes, staring at the TV screen.
There was no picture immediately on the TV, Mao Mao hugged Lin Xiaohu tightly, a little uncomfortable, twisted a few times, pinched Lin Xiaohu's nose and said, "Hey! Why are you hugging people so tightly, it's so uncomfortable! ”
Lin Xiaohu kissed her on the cheek, and said with a chuckle: "Because you are as beautiful as a fairy, besides, I said that it was a melodrama, and when that picture appeared later, we would ...... each other."
Of course, Mao Mao knew what he was going to say, glared at Lin Xiaohu, and obediently leaned on Lin Xiaohu's arms and didn't move.
When the picture on TV came out, Mao Mao saw the actress walking around on the beach in a bikini swimsuit, I don't know whether she was disappointed or proud, but she had to scold Lin Xiaohu, she didn't live up to her name at all! Wasting feelings, although she didn't care, she still believed it in her heart, and it made her nervous for a long time: "See? I said you were bragging, huh? What is the girl's name? Is it unpopular? ”
Lin Xiaohu salivated and said with a smile: "You don't know XX Lina, you don't know either?" ”
"XX Lina?" Mao Mao frowned, thinking that it seemed to be the surname of an island country, and said a little strangely: "This name seems to have been heard somewhere, but it's ......."
Maomao pouted a little disdainfully, "Her figure is not very good......
"Of course it's not as beautiful as you..." Lin Xiaohu took the opportunity to touch her chest again, Mao Mao immediately pulled Lin Xiaohu's hand away, and hit the back of Lin Xiaohu's hand again, and said angrily: "You are too liar, you are not allowed to make it bad." ”
Lin Xiaohu reluctantly agreed, so he had to slowly shift the target and gradually touch her thighs.
Mao Mao's dress today is very simple, the long beautiful legs are not stingy exposed to the air, today on the street a few big circles, so that the roadside passers-by are dazzled, her waist slender legs are long, the lines are beautiful, plus regular exercise, the legs are tight and elastic, just casually put the legs on the sofa is already very charming
The beauty was in her arms, which made Lin Xiaohu, who was constantly distracted, smile
When Mao Mao criticized Lin Xiaohu for bragging about not making a draft, it didn't take long for the picture to turn around, and he arrived in a bare room, cough cough, there was a big bed in it, but there were many people in the room, among which several lewd men hugged Sister Lina, and ripped off her bikini bra with one hand, Sister A Yuan's full chest immediately popped out, so that Lin Xiaohu, who was sitting in front of the TV, swallowed his saliva, Lin Xiaohu quietly looked at the Mao Mao girl in his arms, her eyes were also straight, It seems that she was really hit by a pair of bombs from Lina Meimei.
For a long time, "Ah ......" Mao Mao was shocked to realize that she had been fooled, and she screamed with red faces, but she didn't want to admit defeat so quickly, so she pretended to be vicious and said: "You big villain, it turns out that you really hide these dirty things......"
"I said it earlier, what's wrong? Scared? Either I'll turn off the TV right away, okay? Lin Xiaohu provoked her again, but the hand holding her did not relax at all, jokes, how could there be a reason to drop it easily, even if it was bitten, he would not let go.
Wow! Isn't it, this girl is really grinding her teeth when she looks at herself, does she really have the urge to bite herself?
However, she was obviously a little weak-hearted, but looking at Lin Xiaohu's provocative eyes, she still said stiffly: "Who said that she was afraid?" Just keep watching."
Maybe it's because Lin Xiaohu has had many bad intentions before, and the unsuccessful experience made her bolder, but Mao Mao shouldn't have thought much about it, all of a sudden, the time and place around him are no longer around, and the person who is eyeing him is now in the right place and ......
The next plot ...... Actually, there's not much to say! Where is the plot of the island country film? Isn't it just the formula of two or three axes, first the man kisses the woman, then the woman kisses the man, and finally the man puts himself into the woman......
This is Lin Xiaohu who was just taken by Chu Jun and his gang, and he found it at that time, and he watched it a few times, although he didn't think there was much novelty, but the heroine had a lot of meat and a good voice, so she was never willing to throw it away, hehe...... Now it's finally working!
That being said, although the plots are all the same, the process in the middle is the focus!
Sure enough, after watching it for less than five minutes, before the meat scene, Mao Mao had already seen a red face: "Ahh There's no plot, it's all messing around......" and excused himself for being bored, criticizing that it wasn't good-looking, and Yang Lin Xiaohu turned off the phone and didn't watch it.
There is too much information revealed in this girl's words, hum, I used to say that I didn't watch the film? Pretend to be pure with us, and now the requirements are getting higher! Lin Xiaohu looked at her with a smile, Mao Mao was so ashamed that he couldn't do it, and hurriedly explained: "Hey, don't think about it, I'm ...... Generally, TV dramas have plots, but those without a plot are not good-looking......"