Chapter 1061: Singh's mother-in-law is about to give birth
Cease! In response to Zhang Lan, he replied firmly, and the little red face of Xiao Chenxi, the girl who had become extremely ashamed because of Zhang Lan's promise, now looked as if it was a red egg white that had been cooked and then lightly dyed with a layer of red egg white. The girl has an extremely firm belief in her heart: as long as you let me wait, then I will wait! Wait! Because, this is your promise to me!
"Oh oh oh" At this time when it should have been very romantic, two voices of yin and yang suddenly sounded next to him, and the extremely cheap voices of Brother Zhu Zi and Brother Iron Skin sounded at this moment, "That, what, it's really moving." ”
Zhang Lan finally understood why the light bulbs were so annoying, not because of their brightness, but because they always lit up when they shouldn't, so usually at this time, almost everyone's first reaction to the light bulb is: break it! Because he has a strong desire to break Ya to pieces at this moment.
It seems to hear Zhang Lan's heart, and the sound of two things hitting metal objects sounded without knowing what, and in Zhang Lan's feeling at the moment, the pleasantness of these two "clangs" is second only to the ethereal voice when Xiao Chenxi sang to herself: originally I was ashamed and happy in my heart, but now I became ashamed and angry because of the words of these two animals, and the resentment in my heart towards the bastard who ruined her rare romantic atmosphere, so that Xiao Chenxi didn't know where to pull out a slogan of rebar and slammed it on the bodies of these two animals.
Looking at the appearance of the rebar again, the original straight bar has now become a shape, and the longer section is being held in Xiao Chenxi's hand. Look at the two sluts Brother Pillar and Brother Ironskin. Well, Zhang Lan was very happy to find that the slut is really a slut, even the body is cheap enough, such a thick rebar smashed down, these two animals actually didn't even have a little change in the small marks of the spray paint, it seems that the rebar of this slogan is still not good.
"Well deserved! Who let you two guys be cheap, look, now you've been beaten by other little girls, right? The whole thing has a pair of bones that are not beaten! Two schadenfreude sounds sounded next to him, no need to ask, these two voices, except for Brother Tian and Red Spider, who else can make these two animals, which are not good birds? Falling into the well has always been the strength of these two animals.
Although everyone is now a companion, they used to be opponents, although they have to cooperate in many things because of the contract relationship with Zhang Lan, but in some harmless things, the mad faction led by Brother Tian and the Bo faction led by Brother Zhu will never give up any opportunity to hit their former opponents.
Now that there is such a good opportunity, the two guys of Red Spider and Brother Tian naturally have no reason to miss it, especially now when they see that the opportunities for these two of their former rivals to be embarrassed are getting less and less, in the eyes of Brother Tian and Sister Red Spider, if you don't seize the opportunity to be sarcastic, it will definitely be your own CPU burned.
If you seize the opportunity to fall into the well, you don't even do the thing of falling into the well, these two catties, the livestock will probably feel uncomfortable up and down for a week, the degree of discomfort is simply equivalent to a well-functioning machine suddenly lacking lubricating oil, how do you feel that this machine is wrong In essence, Brother Tian and Red Spider Sister can also be said to be a kind of machine?
Although these two equally cheap sluts are also a form of life existence.
When Brother Tian and Sister Red Spider, who were as cheap as Brother Zhu and Brother Iron, fell into the voice net, "Bang" was two more sounds, Zhang Lan was very surprised to find that the rebar in Xiao Chenxi's hand had changed from the previous type to a very weird type, the only difference was that the objects of the beating this time were changed from the two sluts Brother Zhu and Brother Iron Skin to Brother Tian and Red Spider, two more cheap sluts.
Xiao Chenxi, who was holding the rebar in his hand and was committing the murder, blushed slightly, and a pair of big watery eyes were glaring viciously at the two sluts, Brother Tian and Red Spider.
The question is, in Zhang Lan's opinion, this look doesn't seem to have much lethality anyway?
Zhang Lan wondered how Xiao Chenxi, this girl, was able to make such an imaginative shape of this rebar on Red Spider Sister and Brother Tian, and if she wanted to make such a strange shape of a slogan rebar thicker than her thumb that seemed to have the abstract power of Van Gogh's paintings, it was really not something ordinary people could do.
There were two gloating laughter in the distance, as long as you listen to this extremely cheap laughter, you can know that these two laughs that are not shrugged only cheaper are from seeing the Red Spider and Brother Tian suffer in front of their eyes, and the same gloating Brother Tin and Brother Zhu did it. The only difference is that Brother Zhu Zi and Brother Iron Skin, the two sluts, saw that things were not good, and they ran far away before they let out the incomparably mocking laughter of the red block girl and Brother Tian, and the heroes did not suffer the losses in front of them, everyone's eyes were not good-looking, and they naturally knew that Xiao Chenxi, the sister-in-law, was not in a very good mood, and if she wanted to be sarcastic about her opponent, it was best to stay away from this catty, dangerous princess.
It turns out that Brother Zhu Zi and Brother Iron are two kind-hearted people, and now they have become so shameless! How many years have it been? These Taos, it's really *** people's hearts are not ancient! Xiaodai, who didn't realize that these guys had become so shameless, was all because of himself, and sighed shamelessly and helplessly there.
There was an annoyed scream behind him, Zhang Lan wanted to turn his head, and suddenly felt a strong wind blowing in front of his eyes, and Zhang Lan saw that there seemed to be a black shadow accompanied by this wind passing in front of his eyes extremely quickly, if it weren't for the air flow brought by this UFO quickly crossing his eyes, Zhang Lan really wanted to start wondering if there was something wrong with his eyes.
"Bang! A loud bang with a strong echo! A black unidentified snake-shaped object slammed into Brother Zhuzi's beautiful black metallic lacquer body, and then bounced up in the snowflakes falling from the sky, swirled in the air, and slowly fell to the ground, bounced twice, and did not move.
Brother Zhuzi, who had been hit for such a moment, seemed to be a rabbit that had been hit by a dart, running so fast that he couldn't find a figure in the blink of an eye.
Turning his head sluggishly, Zhang Lan's eyes only left the angry Jill's chest was rising and falling violently, and at the same time looking around for a murder weapon that could allow him to carry out remote "crimes", such as bricks or stones and other relatively hard and easy to throw and extremely lethal objects, of course, if there was a heavy object such as a steel key, it would be more perfect. ,
Chedu is like a slow motion in a movie, with beautiful action and smooth camera editing, which is really a rare classic shot. The only thing that makes Zhang Lan not very sure is that there is this award on the Oscar Look at the direction where Brother Brother Wangcai disappeared in the distance, Zhang Lan was stunned to find that Brother Zhuzi, who had disappeared from the Internet, was now magically stopped in place. Dazzled by your own net? Zhang Lan rubbed her eyes in disbelief.
"It's so *** beautiful!" Zhang Lan admired unscrupulously on the side, ignoring the eight substantive-like gazes coming from in front of him: I want to see the four animals of Brother Zhuzi, Brother Iron, Brother Tian and Red Block Sister at the same time, it is really a more specific and difficult thing, and it is just a matter if the opportunity is not encountered, and if you miss it, even God will not forgive yourself.
"Little Master, do you have any time lately?" Singh said to Zhang Lan on the phone, his voice was slurred, as if he wanted to express something to Zhang Lan, but it seemed that there was something unspeakable, and he was embarrassed to say it directly to Zhang Lan.
"Yes." Zhang Lan, who was overjoyed because he had taken the Dukaqi motorcycle company and the Dukaqi team into his hands, didn't notice that Singh's attitude was wrong, and almost didn't even turn his head in circles, "You don't know me yet, what can happen if you hang around all day long?" If there's anything, let's talk about it. ”
"That's good" Singh on the other end of the phone was obviously relieved, "This, little master, can you come to the United States recently?" ”
"To the United States?" Zhang Lan scratched her head: It's New Year's Day soon, it seems that it will enter the wax moon shortly after New Year's Day, right? Although he was fine, he stupidly ran to the United States during the Spring Festival family reunion? After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Lan still asked, "Well, there is no problem with going to the United States for this catty, but what is the matter?" ”
"That". Singh on the phone became quite embarrassed, and his voice involuntarily lowered, "The due date of my three women is approaching, and it will probably be the same as the old number next month, young master, can you huh?" What? Singh's three Russian mothers-in-law are about to give birth? Zhang Lan on the other end of the phone widened her eyes in disbelief, with a look of disbelief: This is also ther, anyway, it is much better than herself.
"Go!" Before Singh finished speaking, Zhang Lan had already excitedly shouted into the phone, "Don't worry, I'm past New Year's Day, no, I'll be with my sister and Sister Alice tomorrow." Sister Jill will go! This is your first child. "There's something pun intended.
Very excited. Singh's mother-in-law is about to give birth to a baby? How could you miss such a thing? What a great opportunity, what will Singh's children be like? And the same as normal humans, that is, Singh's three mothers-in-law? Like their father, Singh, the animal? Or something else?
Anyway, Singh's first descendants on Earth are worth looking forward to, well, it's better to accumulate experience for yourself in advance, although it's not necessarily accurate, but it's much better to have a reference than to think about it yourself, isn't it?
Than: Big, Tongtong to spend the fifteenth Lantern Festival in the first month of the first month in the hometown before returning to the poison, the hometown over there % wireless signal coverage can not be used, can only use the previous wireless network card to access the Internet, the network is not so blocked in the past two days, the information is relatively smooth, but to the big back post, Tongtong try to work hard. The last two weeks of the network is really bad.,It's all in the store near home with the computer in the store.,I'm embarrassed to stay there for too long.,Big forgive me in the end.,What's that,If you think Tong Tong is still working hard.,Can you reward two monthly passes?,The cheeky Tong Tong is back.