Chapter 318: Picnic
"Ah, are you looking for someone?" Mao Mao looked at Lin Xiaohu, as if she wanted to read some secret from his eyes, "Did you know some beautiful girl again?" ……”
"Hehe...... Lin Xiaohu smiled and didn't answer.
"Say it!" Mao Mao twisted his thigh with his hand, pretending to be very angry and said, "Say...... Judging by the way you look, you must have done something unseemly! ”
"What you're thinking, it's hard to understand! Why do I do something that is unseemly in your eyes? Lin Xiaohu said to her lightly while driving.
"See? Why don't you say it to me? ”
"Can't I have a**? Why do you want to say to you," Lin Xiaohu said in an almost provocative tone. Because he felt more and more that she was unfathomable today and had bad intentions, and wanted to provoke her and let her show her true colors.
"Huh? Whining. Mao Mao suddenly pretended to cry, and then beat him with his hand, "You bad guy, you conscienceless guy, you bad guy......"
The pink fist fell on his shoulder like raindrops, but Lin Xiaohu didn't feel pain but felt very comfortable. He turned his head and smiled at her, "I think about it now, you're not angry, okay?" ”
"Remember? Say! It's a real rush! When Mao Mao saw that he wanted to tell her something that would impress her, she stopped beating him and stared at him with wide eyes.
At this time, Maomao's mobile phone rang. She turned off her phone, then asked, "Say, what's the matter?" ”
"You call first! Your family's, right? ”
"What's the matter, you must be urging me to go home again, so you called at this time! Don't pick it up! Mao Mao did not deny it, but said very willfully.
"You turn on your phone, call your family back, and I'll tell you!" Lin Xiaohu looked at her with an unquestionable look.
Mao Mao was a little unwilling, turned on her phone, and quickly sent a message over there: Mom, I'm looking at the scenery in the suburbs, and I may not come back until late, you and Dad can eat by yourself, don't wait for me, love your daughter!
Lin Xiaohu glanced at it with his spare eyes and saw the content of the information clearly.
After Mao Mao sent a message, he quickly turned off his mobile phone and asked him, "Say, what did you just remember?" ”
"I, I, that ......"
"Say, like a gentleman? Talking like this! ”
"The way you hit me just now, I remembered the scene in an ancient poem......"
"You're a liar!" Before he could finish speaking, Mao Mao vetoed his words.
"Really, you really look like that!"
"What happened to me?"
"Like the scene written in the Book of Songs where the hostess is strange and loving to the male protagonist. So, you just hit me, I think it's quite poetic! Lin Xiaohu said unhurriedly.
"You're getting less and less kind! Is there still poetry in beating someone? And it came from the mouth of the man who was beaten! It's really a big world, there are everyone, the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds. I'm dizz......y, I'm dizzy," Mao Mao said with emotion.
"Since you don't believe me, I'll tell you more about it! However, this time your identity is not my beautiful girlfriend......" Lin Xiaohu saw that she didn't believe it, so she wanted to tell her about that very interesting love poem, and by the way, she showed her hand to increase the weight in her mind.
When a woman is in love with a man, she is especially eager to be romantic and romantic with that man, so they are more likely to be interested in more romantic love poems, especially those written by her lover or read from her lover's mouth.
"What am I?" Maomao quickly interrupted him.
"Students! Remember, you can't interrupt the teacher while you're sitting down. That's rude......"
"Gee, what age are they? When the teacher is lecturing, the students are not allowed to interrupt him? Today's students, when the teacher is lecturing, they are all 'playing boer' below, talking and texting! These are all what Meng Meng told me, if you don't believe it, ask her. Mao Mao saw that he looked at her with unbelieving eyes, and hurriedly defended.
"Well, I believe it. But would you like to hear it? If you want to listen, when I tell that poem, whether you want to play Boer or ***, you have to bear with me......"
"Got it! Look at you speak coarsely like a savage! Maomao also seemed to be unhappy with him saying rude things.
"In the Book of Songs, there is a poem called "Cunning Boy", and the original poem is: 'He is cunning and childish, and he does not talk to me. Because of Weizi, I can't eat. He is cunning and childish, and he does not eat with me. Because of Weizi, I can't rest. It means: You bad boy, it's all your fault that you don't talk to me, and I can't eat; You bad guy, if you don't invite me to dinner, you won't be able to sleep......" Lin Xiaohu said, and then talked eloquently and talked about the poem.
"Don't say it, don't say it, I'm laughing to death, if I don't talk to him, he will be so angry that he won't eat, if he doesn't invite him to dinner, he will be so angry that he can't sleep, this kind of careful-eyed daughter is not like Lin Daiyu is angry......" Mao Mao smiled and couldn't help interrupting him.
"Didn't I tell you not to interrupt me?"
"Who made you talk nonsense so much that I can't help but want to correct your mistakes?"
"What's wrong? Originally, an infatuated woman saw the man she liked in her heart that she hadn't seen for a long time, and while beating him, she said, "You bad boy, it's all your fault that you don't talk to me, so I can't eat; You bad guy, you don't invite me to dinner, you can't sleep...... Lin Xiaohu then explained.
Her face suddenly turned red and she stopped talking.
"Why don't you speak? Do you say that the scene you just now is particularly like what was written in "Cunning Boy"? ”
"You stink!" Mao Mao gently pinched his thigh and said, "This is not what you just remembered." Honestly, what exactly did you just remember? ”
"Do you have to tell you?"
"You have to tell me!"
"Okay, then you put your head over and I'll tell you quietly!"
Mao Mao smiled lightly and put her head to his mouth.
He blew lightly and said, "Alas, I'm also at Sichun's age now!" Find a good place later, I'm going to touch you! ”
"Dead ghosts!" She thought it was some lace news, and when she saw him say this, she pinched him the waist.
"Don't be naughty! I'm going to drive! ”
Mao Mao looked at him, leaning lightly on him, looking ahead, as if expecting something.
Lin Xiaohu also stopped talking and concentrated on driving. Soon, they passed through a no-man's road and came to Diwan, the corner of the city.
He drove the car up the embankment of the river, and there was a huge river in front of him.
"Ah, what are you driving here for!"
"What to do! I'm dating you! What a beautiful scenery it is. How tranquil! Do you want to go on a date with me in the big hustle and bustle! Lin Xiaohu said to her with a smile.
"Flim tongue!" Mao Mao laughed as he twisted his ass slightly, "Look, there's a golf course ahead!" It seems that this is a very romantic place! ”
"Hehe, romantic, romantic, if people are romantic, even the Gobi Desert will look romantic! You say, today I have a peerless beauty, my dear forever love every day to hold the beauty in my arms to accompany me, can I not feel romantic! Lin Xiaohu saw that there was a golf course in front of him, and he couldn't help but tease her excitedly.
"You, I don't even know how to describe you, sometimes realistic, sometimes utopian."
"Mao Mao Mao, I love you!" When Lin Xiaohu thought of the word 'Mao Mao', he couldn't help but think of a yellow joke about Mao that he had seen on the Internet before, and couldn't help but say it.
"Ignore you! Pull up to the fork in front and stop and enjoy the scenery together. I've lived in this city for many years, but I haven't found such a scenery in the suburbs! Mao Mao understood that he was going to say those yellow words, so he quickly changed the subject.
"Yes. Beautiful scenery, if something beautiful happens again, it will be heaven on earth! Lin Xiaohu said while driving, "There is a fork in the road ahead, let's drive in, and then let's slip along the river embankment!" ”
"Okay!"
Then, Lin Xiaohu drove the car into the small fork in the road and found a more spacious place to stop. When the car stopped, he propped himself up on his feet, and saw that on the other side of the fork in the road was a forest along the river, and although the sun was setting in the west, the crows that flew by were croaking, singing a monotonous song to the silent woods.
Mao Mao also poked his head out to look there, and said, "Go to the woods and rest!" ”
"Good!"
With that, Lin Xiaohu started the car again and drove towards the woods.
Deep in the woods, he parked the car there and found that "dragonflies had already stood on their heads", and several cars had been parked in the woods, and a few people were sleeping in the cars with the doors open, a few lying on mats on the ground, and a few people sitting in the shade of the trees chatting.
"What a place, what a place!" Lin Xiaohu couldn't help but praise as soon as he got out of the car, although this place is nothing compared to Shuangshui, but in a provincial city with serious environmental pollution and crowded population, it is of course a rare good place to find such a clean forest.
"It's so cool! The wind of nature feels different when it blows. ”
"yes. Let's park our car here and walk over there! ”
"Hmm!" Mao Mao jumped down as he spoke, carrying a convenient bag he had just bought on the road, containing water, bread, filled beer and several bags of vegetables, handed it to Lin Xiaohu and said, "Take it." We went to find a beautiful place to enjoy the sunset, drink and chat. ”
"Good!" Lin Xiaohu said that he took the two newspapers, and then took the things in Mao Mao's hand.
"I've wanted to have a picnic for a long time. It's a nice place for a picnic! Mao Mao said as he walked by the arm.
"yes. It's a great place for a picnic, but it's a place for fireworks! If there is no fire, what can it be called a picnic! The picnic is to go to the suburbs to light a fire. Lin Xiaohu said with a smile.
"It's a pity that I haven't had a picnic like the one you said!" Mao Mao said with a little regret. Apparently she was particularly interested in a picnic held over a fire in the wild.
"Hehe, this is the wilderness! You just can't make a fire. Later, let's find a good place to sit down, and while having dinner, we will tell you the story of the picnic, and say that you may not have the feeling of eating a picnic in the wild after listening to the story I tell! Lin Xiaohu saw that there was a look of regret on her face, and couldn't help but comfort her.
Through his experiences in recent months, he has discovered that women need comfort far more than men, especially verbally.
"Good!"
"Let's go down the embankment, go to the beach, and have a picnic facing the river!" Lin Xiaohu saw a green weed on the river beach, and unknown flowers bloomed in the weeds, so he said to her.
"Okay."