"Okay." Jiang Feng smelled a faint fragrance from Zong Luoyao's body, and couldn't help but feel relaxed, so while putting a watch on Zong Luoyao's wrist, he chuckled and said, "There is at least one benefit to marrying you home, you don't need to buy perfume anymore, you can nourish your mind in winter, and you can prevent mosquito bites in summer." ”

Zong Luoyao was a little crying and laughing when Jiang Feng's words were said, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Then you might as well buy mosquito coils and go home, and what are you doing with your daughter-in-law?" ”

"Of course it's different, mosquito coils are toxic, how can you have a wife, you are environmentally friendly, green and pollution-free? This effect is heaven and earth! "Jiang Feng's mouth and kung fu are also honed, how can he suffer?

"You speak in such a smooth tone, not at all like the original honest Jiang Feng." Zong Luoyao twisted his body and retracted his arm, and said with some distraction.

"And what do I think I was like in your mind?" Jiang Feng felt a little curious, he really didn't know what Zhang Zongluo Yao had to say about him.

"In the past, although you sometimes liked to mess around, but there must be a deep meaning behind every move, which can be said to be a last resort, I suspect that you are the kind of person who is reincarnated with memories." Zong Luoyao said to Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng heard Zong Luoyao's words, and suddenly felt a little sweaty, and thought that Zong Luoyao didn't read online novels, but he didn't expect her to read them too! Alas, those online novels kill people!

"I solemnly declare that I am definitely not a reincarnated person with memories!" Jiang Feng solemnly said to Zong Luoyao, "Don't guess in the future." I'm just an ordinary person, don't treat me like a monster. ”

"Is this true?" Zong Luoyao touched Jiang Feng's chest with her hand and asked very seriously.

"Of course it's true!" Jiang Feng replied confidently, he thought to himself that I was reborn, not reincarnated, and this was definitely not right.

"No, I thought my man would be a different person. It turned out to be an ordinary person. Seeing that Jiang Feng didn't have a slight abnormal reaction, Zong Luoyao believed his words, and couldn't help but sigh.

Jiang Feng smiled. The heart said that I can't let people know my details, otherwise the world won't be chaotic? Although Zong Luoyao is his own woman, even his parents don't know about this kind of thing. I can't tell her.

It is naturally necessary to confess to each other, but this matter is too mysterious, and it is estimated that no one will be gullible when it is said, it is better to hold it in your stomach, at least it will not cause trouble to others.

They talked and laughed and went to Donglaishun to eat shabu mutton, and the shopping mall was in a mess.

The manager was beaten to a mess, and the security guards snorted and chirped for a long time before they got up and contacted the monitoring room to ask them to come to the rescue, but Pell and they were not beaten. As soon as the French saw that this side was in a mess, he slipped away.

In fact, Pell also knows that the relationship between China and France is not very good now, and the French have always hoped to get a lot of orders from China, so it will definitely not work for him to put such a trivial matter out and ask for it to be handled. At most, it will attract a scolding from his father, the French ambassador to China, Arendt, so why not find a place to have fun yourself?

Especially Pele's new blonde girlfriend Lucy, who used to be a model in Paris and has a first-class figure, he plans to find a place to learn about his kung fu in bed. Relieve today's depression.

So the two of them found a high-end hotel, ate something, drank some red wine, hung a Do Not Disturb sign at the door, and then began to fight until the sky was dark. …,

Suddenly, in the middle of the battle, Lucy smelled a foul smell, so she wrinkled her nose and said, "Honey, what does this smell like?" ”

Pell froze for a moment, not knowing what Lucy was talking about, but soon he felt his stomach rumble, and then his anal sphincter seemed to relax suddenly.

With a "po......of", Pell was embarrassed to find that at such an important moment, he was actually incontinent.

"Oh God! You fucking pervert! Lucy scolded angrily.

Lucy swears that although she has experienced dozens of men, she has never encountered such a thing in bed! Damn Pierre actually made poop on his own body!

After Lucy figured out the situation, she couldn't accept this strong stimulation, and suddenly rolled her eyes and fainted.

Pell himself was stupefied by his condition.

As a descendant of the nobility who thinks he is cultivated, cultured and temperamental, Pell is the heir of the family and the key cultivation object of the family, that is, he will inherit the political resources of the family and become a weighty diplomat. If you don't have a problem, it's all a matter of time.

But now, in the strongest period, such a strange and wonderful thing has happened, which is really incomprehensible!

Scandal! If this thing gets out, it will definitely be a scandal! Pell felt his scalp tingle, and thought to himself that it was fortunate that it was in China, and if it was in Paris, it would definitely spread to all the families the next day, and if he was ruined, the family would be disgraced by it!

Pell glanced at Lucy, who had fainted, and suddenly had a feeling of wanting to strangle her to death, this kind of ugly thing must not be leaked out. He and Lucy are just a dew marriage, he himself covets Lucy's beauty and wants to try it, but Lucy is interested in his money and power, wants to make some extra money and find an opportunity to climb up, so he will hit it off.

Now that this situation had happened, he immediately thought about how to deal with it.

Do you want to kill Lucy? But after all, this is not France, the Chinese are very strict in handling criminal cases, especially when it comes to the murder of foreigners, and they are even more meticulous, if they do it here, I am afraid that they will not be able to return to France.

But now, it's the most important thing to deal with the scene first.

But Pell glanced at the bed, and found that not only was there poop all over the sheets, but also on the carpet and on Lucy's body, and it was very difficult to clean up.

He thought for a while, glanced at Lucy lying on the bed, and suddenly moved in his heart, if he got out now, no one knew that he had made it himself, right? The most the hotel can do is to claim compensation from Lucy, who stayed in the room, so that he will avoid an embarrassing situation.

As for what Lucy would say after she left, Pell believed that he had a way, and even if she didn't cooperate, he would be able to make it impossible for her to say it.

Pell encouraged himself in his heart: "I am the best, and I must not be a disgrace to my family!" ”

So Pell washed it, then changed his clothes, pushed open the door of the hotel room, sneaked a look outside and no one was looking, pulled down his hat and walked out.

He now needs to hurry back to the embassy and see his doctor to check if he has eaten something unclean that is causing him to have diarrhea.

"Although the food in China is delicious, it is also too unhygienic." Pell had a gut feeling that he was suffering from bacterial diarrhea after eating unclean food. That's why it's so enjoyable and out of control.

If this is the case, then you have to take medicine quickly. Otherwise, minor illnesses will not be cured, and major illnesses will suffer. …,

But when Pell returned to the embassy, he found that there was a dance party going on, and the doctor was dancing in high spirits.

Helpless, Pell could only wait, and when the song was over, Pell quickly found the doctor and told him that he might have eaten something unclean, which caused diarrhea.

The doctor didn't think it was a big deal, so he briefly examined him, and then said, "It doesn't seem that there is any appearance of bacterial diarrhea, or because the weather has been too cold recently, and you have signs of contracting wind chills, I will prescribe some medicine for you." ”

After Pell got the prescription, he was about to go out to buy the medicine and take it, when he started dancing again. When the daughter of the embassy counselor saw that he was about to go out, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she came and called out to him.

"Pell, can I ask you for a dance?" The counselor's daughter has a pair of big watery eyes, although it is not a seduction, but it is still easy to charm a few men, she has a good impression of Pell, after all, Pell's appearance is very good, and he can be regarded as a so-called handsome French guy.

It is also an honor to be invited by a woman, in this case, Pell is naturally not easy to refuse, and he didn't notice any discomfort in his stomach, so he smiled and took the other party's arm and entered the dance field.

A man dance, the two people worked together seamlessly, and by the time the music fell, many onlookers had gathered around the two people, and Pell himself was a little proud in his heart, after all, the elite education he received since childhood was successful, and he was very good at dealing with the characters in this kind of social situation.

Just as the applause of the crowd had stopped, and Pell was about to leave the dance hall with the counselor's daughter, his stomach suddenly made a very loud grunt, and then he was horrified to find that his door sphincter was out of control again!

"Oh God!" The people in the hall were stunned at this time.

Although it is winter, the heating in this indoor dance hall is very full, and the clothes everyone wears are very thin, Pell is wearing a white suit, although there are underwear and warm pants to cover it, but the amount he discharges is really a bit large, plus it is all thin, at this time, I saw that his pants were soaked with water stains, and the yellow and white things on the trouser legs kept dripping down the trouser tube, which looked disgusting. (Your support on this site is my biggest motivation.) )