Chapter 407: Let's Joke
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Why didn't she smell like her strong perfume before?
Poked his head out and asked at the bathroom, "Sister Feifei, the smell on your bed is so good, which brand is it?" ”
"Are you in my bed?" The lazy sound was mixed with the sound of dripping water.
Lin Xiaohu can imagine the beautiful scenery inside.
Oh my God, there's a reaction, beasts......
Rolling, burying his head again, and muffled his voice with a "hmm", which is considered an answer.
"I don't wear anything to sleep, so what's good for my body!"
Oh my God, that's the body fragrance, this charming little goblin actually tempted the old man, look at the old man...... Spoil your bed! There's nothing to hug in your arms, so take your pillow bed quilt first!
Holding the pillow in his hand, holding the bed quilt in his legs, he couldn't calm down over and over, and he didn't have time to read a copy of the "Tao Te Ching" he was holding before, and he had to be pierced through a few holes underneath.
The sound of the water inside gradually became quieter, followed by the sound of rustling clothes, and the door 'clicked' from the inside.
was opened, and Xie Feifei was shrouded in water vapor, like a water wave fairy, hazy, noble, visible but unreachable.
When Xie Feifei walked in, the fog dispersed, and she was simply tied with a cyan bath towel......
This gorgeous transformation into a goddess, enchanting and charming, swaying.
Oh my God, I live in the same house, so why be in a hurry!
This woman is too disregarded for herself! Lin Xiaohu thought dryly, she trusted herself so much, there are only two reasons, one is that she is a good person, and a good person is like Hui Yanagishita, sitting in her arms and not messing up; Another reason is simpler, don't treat yourself as a man, of course you can't treat her as a woman.
And these two reasons, for Lin Xiaohu, are shameful! Good? In today's world, it is already a typical representative of suffering and being beaten up, and the mantra of being rejected by others is still the kind that makes you unable to talk and want to cry without tears.
Not a man? That's simpler, worship the ancestors in the hall, and then slap the door of the head with one palm, one palm is not good? Those two palms, three palms...... So much so that if you laugh, you can pack your package and go to a mental hospital to live a happy, carefree life.
Xie Feifei's idea is so vicious! Lin Xiaohu decided to take revenge on her, so he looked at her directly, his eyes unblinking
Xie Feifei is not a free and unbridled woman in the end. At first, I thought about teasing Lin Xiaohu, although this guy was very good, but I thought that he was pure in nature, and when he saw his exposed clothes, he would definitely be a little embarrassed, and when the time came, he would giggle at him, and it would be fun. Who knew that Lin Xiaohu had a good face and a black belly, and a pair of fist-sized eyes were shining.
Now Lin Xiaohu is not embarrassed, but Xie Feifei himself has a red face and a fever, his heart is like a drum, he hugged his arms, glanced at him, and said coquettishly: "You person, where do you put your eyes?" What kind of representative are you, haven't you heard of indecent assault to be disregarded? ”
Lin Xiaohu shook his head disappreciatively, his eyes still didn't leave because of the squeezing of his arms, and he said in his mouth: "Fei Ye, Fei Ye!" This is what the former sages told us, at the moment of beauty, don't be cowardly, you must open your heart, embrace it, and look at it directly, this is the nature of human beings, just like people want to eat! ”
"Phew! Quibble! Xie Feifei squinted, tilted her head and thought about it, and said with a smile: "Then do you dare to hug her?" ”
The beauty was in front, her eyes were flying, and her tongue was unwilling to be lonely and gently licked her full red lips...
At the moment of temptation, Lin Xiaohu did not dare to remember the teachings of the sages, just because the world was difficult and the road was difficult.
Be a decent person.
Xie Feifei blushed, glanced there, and covered her cherry lips and giggled.
Lin Xiaohu was a little embarrassed by her laughter, little goblin, little goblin! It's all your fault, but now it's like no one, it's very hateful!
"Sister Feifei, can we stop laughing!" was all lying on the bed with her laughing, Xie Feifei kept laughing, and Lin Xiaohu said with some annoyance.
Xie Feifei saw that he was frowning angrily, so he stopped in moderation, stood on tiptoe and turned in a circle in place, and the bath towel flew in the wind. Lin Xiaohu's eyes straightened, and he prayed in his heart, falling, falling......
Heaven still didn't get his wish, it seemed to be falling, but in fact it was very strong, and the knot was tied very well.
Very frustrated!
Xie Feifei looked at him and smiled, as if she knew what was going on in his heart, and said, "Turn your head and cover yourself in the quilt!"
Lin Xiaohu vaguely knew what she was going to do, so she pretended to be ignorant and asked, "What are you doing?" It's uncomfortable to breathe out of the quilt. ”
Xie Feifei pointed to the wardrobe, then pointed to herself, and said, "I'm going to change my clothes, do you still expect me to go out in this dress?" ”
Wearing it like this doesn't kill those men outside the house in seconds! Lin Xiaohu for the safety of his male compatriots and the personal safety of Xie Feifei, he still made up his mind, just take a look alone, obediently covered his head, and pulled the edge of the quilt with one hand, standing by at any time to peek.
"You count from one to three hundred, but if you don't count, you are not allowed to lift the quilt!"
"Good!" Lin Xiaohu agreed very happily. I was thinking of playing some conspiracy and tricks to peek before, but now I can appreciate it openly, as long as I wait for a while and count quickly, the two hundred times are not between opening and closing my mouth? It's not that I'm insincere. When the time comes, kill her by surprise, hey, the goblins also have miscalculations!
There was a rustling sound outside the quilt, quack, it's two hundred and ninety-seven! Three, two, one! Suddenly lifted the sheet, oh my God, looking at the woman in front of him, Lin Xiaohu opened his mouth and was stunned......
What the hell! I didn't get dressed for three hundred times, I didn't wear anything, it was still the same, just a stack of clothes at hand, and I buried my head in a drawer looking for something.
Seeing Lin Xiaohu looking at her in a daze, she asked a little blankly, "Is it only three hundred?" So fast! ”
Lin Xiaohu said angrily: "Then what do you think, it's all three hundred and five now!" ”
"Oh, come here, then." Xie Feifei nodded and beckoned to him, asking him to come over.
Why? Do you want to be good at understanding people's clothes? Such a good thing must not be missed, jumped over, but forgot his current situation, squatted beside Xie Feifei, glanced at her, she didn't seem to pay attention, just focused on the drawer. I secretly breathed a sigh of relief in my heart.
Seeing her so fascinated, what's there to see in there? Lin Xiaohu also moved his eyes over, and only then did he glance at it, and his eyeballs were about to fall to the ground.
Oh my God, there are too many emotions today, but he can't help but be amazed.
In front of me, the small square drawer was filled with black, purple, dark red, apple green, ...... Colorful, various, there are more than a dozen types of light surfaces, not to mention the following ...... Unexpectedly, Xie Feifei not only collected a lot of books, but also collected clothes in that regard, with many types and new styles, worthy of the title of madman!
Reading too many books can enrich a person's knowledge and increase a person's self-cultivation, but it will not change a person's appearance and posture, just like a person who is lying on a street corner with his hair and chest exposed, he may be a beggar or a performance artist. Underwear, as the name suggests, refers to the clothes worn inside, no outsiders, nothing to show off, but it is so colorful, Xie Feifei is also a person who shows off.
"Come on! Usually I don't have much to negotiate with what I wear, but I just have you today, you can make an idea, can I wear this? Xie Feifei hooked one of them with her index finger and beckoned to Lin Xiaohu.
Xie Feifei, Xie Feifei, what kind of mind are you? If it's an intimate relationship like a boyfriend and girlfriend, and you flirt with me like this, I'll just be overjoyed. But now we are only good sisters, or good buddies, such a relationship, if you are like this again, do you treat me as the same sex?
Lin Xiaohu gritted his teeth.
"Forget about this, it's not pretty." Lin Xiaohu tilted his stiff neck to the side and said in an urn voice.
I don't blame Lin Xiaohu for such a confession, just because Xie Feifei's fingers are too bland and boring, no, there is no emptiness, and it is the most dull.
I don't know what Xie Feifei thinks, say that she has no vision, but that drawer is irrefutable, but she chose such a one! If you change the color, it would be better, such as black, which has a more visual impact, unlike the monotony of white.
"Oh, if you say that, that's fine." Xie Feifei was a little disappointed and put it in the innermost part of the drawer. I flipped through it casually, hooked up another one, put it in front of Lin Xiaohu's eyes, and asked, "What about this one?" What do you think? ”
This!
Mortal earth is so close to heaven, O God, I thank you! That's what Sheffield is going to wear!
"Okay, that's it!" Lin Xiaohu was serious and concise.
"Giggles, little tiger, you're so bad!" Xie Feifei covered her mouth and smiled, blushing, it turned out that she was not as indifferent as she had shown before.
Lin Xiaohu's face was solemn and his face was unashamed, but he was just squatting there, a little unorthodox.
"Since you said it was good, I think it's pretty good, so let's do it." Xie Feifei put it on the clothes she had packed up earlier, hugged it and stood up.
Oh also! Xie Feifei is finally going to change her clothes, and I don't know what kind of style she wears? Lin Xiaohu made up his mind, no matter if Xie Feifei asked him to count hundreds or thousands of times this time, he didn't want to make any crooked ideas, what else to count! Fast number? Slow number? Just squinted and peeked from the beginning to the end.
Do you want to hook up with Sheffieldy? It's good to watch her graceful dance in the future, and it's best to coax her to dance......
Ha ha! Thinking about it, the corners of his mouth also hooked up a smile, if he didn't try his best to restrain it, I was afraid that I would laugh wildly!
It's just, however, why did Xie Feifei walk to the bathroom after picking up her clothes, not ......
"Xie Feifei!" The plan may be aborted, Lin Xiaohu can't help but be in a hurry, and hurriedly shouted behind him, but he can't stand up yet, and he is very strong.
I'm afraid of being abrupt to a beauty.
"What?" Xie Feifei turned her head and looked at him suspiciously.
Lin Xiaohu smiled, but his smile was a little reluctant, pointing to the clothes in her arms, and said, "You... Didn't you just say you wanted to ...... Change...... Clothes? ”
Xie Feifei hugged the clothes and smiled brightly, and said, "Yes, choose good clothes, of course you have to change them!" ”
Lin Xiaohu was already a little depressed at this time, but he still asked a little unwillingly, "Where to change?" ”
"Of course it's going to the bathroom!" Xie Feifei looked natural and said in surprise, and then looked at Lin Xiaohu a little strangely, "Do you want me to change my clothes here in front of you?" ”
"Why!"
Of course, Lin Xiaohu couldn't admit that he had always thought like this, but he didn't want to blame himself, he blamed Xie Feifei's previous actions for the wrong start, glared, and said a little angrily: "Then you told me to close my eyes just now, and you counted, what are you doing?!" ”