Chapter Twenty-Six: It's Hard to Help the World, It's Not Hard to Become a Demon
When I came back from the "Old Crab Story".
Gu Feng ate a stomach full of crabs, he didn't eat peanut kernels, nor did he eat loaches, so naturally he had nothing to be afraid of.
Yan Xinyue and Lin Zixuan were sulky, because they ate things that were in conflict with each other before eating crabs, so in the next crab feast, they could only watch Gu Feng eat a large piece of food and eat Haisai.
It's hateful that this guy eats it, but he eats it rude and violent, as if the crab is really the best delicacy in the world.
It's just ugly to eat, but what is hateful is that he still has to eat and sigh at the same time, praising how this steamed crab is fried and how it is.
It's just a matter of praising and sighing while eating, but he still has to keep squeezing his eyebrows at the two girls.
was so angry that the two women stepped on him with high heels under the table, but Gu Feng had already taken precautions, and when the two women had not stepped on him, they had already shrunk their legs and crossed up, but it was the two women who wanted to hurt people with secret arrows stepped on each other's feet, making themselves grin.
On the way back, Gu Feng picked his teeth with a toothpick, and hiccups from time to time, looking at the depressed appearance of the two girls, he couldn't help but snort coldly in his heart, see if you dare to compete with me in the future, you can't support you, and you will be disgusted to death.
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Come out and learn...... No, it should be said that it is a tourist at this time, and it is not in the hospital, the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, what else can not be said.
When it comes to tourism, it is naturally a tour of the mountains and rivers, eating, drinking and having fun.
Gu Feng has no interest in traveling in the mountains and rivers, what is there to do in the poor mountains and bad waters, haven't you had enough fun when you were in Daliao? But if you want to give him a beautiful woman who is protruding and backward, he will definitely be a hundred times more energetic.
There seems to be such a beauty, and there is not just one, but two. It's all protruding forward and backward, you want to look like you, you want to have a figure, the hardware configuration is high, and the software is very easy to use, but the problem is that the driver is not in Gu Feng's hands.
That big beauty, the driver has long signed someone else's name. That little beauty, drive...... It doesn't seem to have been invented yet, although Gu Feng intends to be the inventor, but he feels that he has used too much software, and the memory is almost overloaded, so he can take up less CPU or less, anyway, he just can't bear it for a few days, and he won't die.
So when everyone was discussing where to play and where to play, Gu Feng just wanted to sleep in bed.
I never thought that his beautiful teacher would have this intention, but what made Gu Feng regret was that although Yan Xinyue wanted to go to sleep with him, she went back to her own room and slept in her own bed.
Lin Zixuan took a group of doctors and nurses from the five departments of emergency surgery to pray to the gods and worship the Bodhisattva, and had a lot of fun.
Yan Xinyue took Gu Feng to sleep on the side, dreaming in different beds, dreaming of life and death.
When I woke up, it was noon. The people who went out to play are back, and they are called to lunch!
At noon, I ate in the restaurant on the first floor of the Holiday Inn, and the dishes arranged were Chaoshan authentic specialties.
Chaoshan beef balls, selected beef, pure hand-beaten, thrown on the ground, although it will not bounce up like a table tennis ball, but the meat is delicate, the taste is beautiful, and it is very chewy.
Xitianxiang oyster roast has a very fashionable name, called Chaoshan pizza, a very Western name, but it is a very local flavor and delicacies.
Mama's palace dumpling balls, in fact, are wrapped into hexagonal brown seeds, there are sweet and salty, sweet mung bean paste, black bean paste and other fillings. The salty ones are wonderful and rich, in addition to the glutinous society, there are mushrooms, dried shrimps, sausages, square fish powder, lotus seeds, millet seeds, cured meat, etc., with edges and corners, crystal lubrication, sweet and salty.
But if you think your mother is too old, there is also the old sister's pork knuckle rice, in addition to Gonggu goose meat, leek kueh, barbecued pork buns, rice rolls, boat porridge, crab roe soup dumplings, chicken cakes......
It was another extremely rich meal, Yan Xinyue and Lin Zixuan were very excited, but when they saw Gu Feng sitting down, their brows couldn't help but twist into a twisted shape.
With this master here, I am afraid it is difficult for them to have a good meal, and the meal in the morning has been disgusted by him for half a lifetime.
"Hey, can you sit at another table!" Lin Zixuan proposed not so politely.
Gu Feng frowned, and didn't ask why, but asked: "Words can be said nonsense, but things must not be eaten indiscriminately, because if you are not careful, you will eat something wrong, are you not afraid that I will leave, will you eat some winter melon and tofu in a while?" ”
"Bah, you crow's mouth, can you pick up something nice?" Lin Zixuan scolded.
"I don't speak well, but it works. That's how honest I am! Gu Feng said and pointed to the position in front of him, "I'm sitting here, it's all for your good!" ”
In fact, he wants to sit at another table, and others don't want to think about it!
For the doctors and nurses of the five departments of emergency surgery, this Gu Feng classmate ...... The murderous aura is too heavy!
"Alright, sit down!" Yan Xinyue waved her hand and pushed a cup of tea in front of him, "Don't salivate more than tea, don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb." ”
Gu Feng looked at Yan Xinyue and then at Lin Zixuan, but he didn't speak, and no one knew what he was thinking.
Soon the dishes were served the same, and when they were fully served, a whole table was filled.
But it's very strange, this time Yan Xinyue and Lin Zixuan didn't wait to move their chopsticks, even when the dishes were ready, they didn't move, they just looked at Gu Feng.
"What are you looking at me for? Am I more handsome today? Gu Feng asked seriously.
Lin Zixuan and Yan Xinyue were very sweaty, and this master was becoming more and more unaware of what was going on with the word "cheek".
"Shuai has a fart, Shuai can eat?" Yan Xinyue glanced at him.
Gu Feng really wanted to say yes, because he remembered Jin Yuancheng, didn't that kid just eat soft rice every day by being handsome?
"We wanted to ask you, is there anything on this table that can't be eaten?" Lin Zixuan asked.
"Oh?" Gu Feng looked at her and said in a light tone: "Since it is a request for advice, the tone should be more sincere, with an attitude like yours, even if you eat a big belly, I won't say it!" ”
"You-" Lin Zixuan was embarrassed by anger, "You have a big belly, your whole family has a big belly!" ”
Gu Feng just leaned back in the chair, folded his hands, and did not refute or move his chopsticks.
Will he say it, but he won't eat it? Could it be that there is really a problem with the combination of the dishes on this table?
"Hey, say, what's cool!" Lin Zixuan couldn't help it and kicked his leg under the table.
Gu Feng was agile, but he clamped her leg at once, making her unable to advance or retreat, so he said slowly: "It's okay to say yes, but you have to apologize to me." ”
Lin Zixuan's legs couldn't be retracted, and he was embarrassed to tell him to let go in front of others, his face turned red, and he said angrily: "Why do I apologize, why do I apologize." ”
"Based on your suspicion that I poisoned Hou Pi Gu and Yang Wei in the emergency operating room that night!" Gu Feng actually played the Autumn Queen at this time, and without waiting for Lin Zixuan to answer, he said again: "If I want to poison them, how can I use such rough kung fu, a glass of juice, an egg, I don't know how they died." ”
Hearing this, Lin Zixuan was very angry, but Yan Xinyue was very curious and asked, "Let's hear it!" ”
Gu Feng put one hand under the table, and while playing with Lin Zixuan's immobile legs, he said: "Food has four gases: cold, cool, warm, and hot, as well as five flavors such as salty, sour, sweet, bitter, and pungent; And the human physique is divided into cold, hot, void and real. If two foods with completely opposite diets are eaten at the same time, they may cancel each other out, and it may also produce conflicts that the human body cannot bear, so I just need to add some bee dense to the juice and sprinkle some green onions on the eggs, so as to ensure that they will die in vain. ”
As we all know, honey and chopped green onions, these two are indeed not suitable for eating at the same time, as for why, no one knows, as for whether it is reliable or not, only those who have tried it know. However, using food as a weapon to kill people is indeed a murder method that people can't even think of.
Therefore, everyone looked at Gu Feng in amazement, and even Lin Zixuan forgot to continue struggling to withdraw his legs.
Gu Feng smiled faintly, continued to stroke Lin Zixuan's little feet, and said: "Everything in the world is mutually reinforcing, food is suitable and mutually restrictive, medicine can cure diseases, medicine can also kill people, such as the fish gallbladder used by Hou Pi Gu and Yang Wei, if the amount is mastered, it may not be able to cure the youth beans on the face." ”
"Very good, very good, high theory, high theory!" One person clapped his palms and walked in with praise, but when he arrived in front of Gu Feng, he said gloomily: "At that moment, I will give you a whole jar of honey, and then cut half a catty of green onions for you to eat, see if you die!" ”
Gu Feng turned around and saw a middle-aged man with a cheap face, with a flat head, a scar on his head, and a pair of gloomy and sharp eyes, which looked extremely fierce and sharp.
Immediately afterwards, the doctors and nurses of the five departments of emergency surgery saw one flat head after another!
Soon, the restaurant was surrounded by countless flat-headed men......