Chapter 536: If you don't have the ability, step aside

The lock hanging around the neck of the brass lock was hung on by his parents when he was born, and after all these years, the buckle of the chain was also a little worn, and the little guy loved to play with it, and the result was that he really swallowed the lock into his stomach.

There are many ways to commit suicide, swallowing gold and eating silver is one of them, but this copper lock is only four and a half years old, why can't you think about it so at a young age?

After confirming that the copper lock really swallowed the lock, his parents were in a hurry, especially his mother...... I didn't use the wrong word, I was indeed a little old, I looked nearly fifty years old, I saw her sitting on the ground holding the copper lock and crying, "Oh hey~~~~ My life is hard, why are you so miserable, God, you don't have long eyes~~~"

The father of the copper lock, an old man in his fifties, was also so anxious that he sighed and wailed endlessly.

Old mussels give birth to pearls? Gu Feng, Chu Xinran and the others all had a little big eyes, especially Yan Xinyue, the expression on their faces was even more complicated, everyone could have children at this age, and he was less than thirty years old...... Well, you should try harder.

When such a thing happens, the villagers have no other way than to be anxious, what can they complain about, they can only complain about the bad life of the copper lock old bean and old wood!

The copper lock is called Wang Dazhu, but this big pillar is not so easy to drive, mainly because there is no accurate head, I want to shoot the phoenix, but the middle is all phoenix, before the copper lock, he has given birth to three female babies, and has become a famous professional household in the village. For the sake of copper locks, his family's house was about to be picked up by the family planning office.

But this can't be blamed on Dazhu, the countryside is so feudal, there is no man in the family, he doesn't dare to speak loudly, he doesn't dare to walk straight, and he only dares to open half of the door.

People live a breath, Buddha fights for a pillar of incense, Wang Dazhu is a self-respecting and self-confident person, he has never given up his efforts, five years old, and constantly tinkering day and night.

Someone once advised him that at this age, don't make trouble, and recruit a son-in-law! Wang Dazhu didn't believe in the evil, as a result, the aspirant thing really came true, at the age of fifty-two, he finally had a son, the cheaper the name, the easier it is to raise, so he named it Copper Lock, in fact...... It's because the gold and silver locks have been occupied.

The words are a little far, back to the scene, the old mother of the copper lock is still crying to death, but there is no way to cry like this, if crying can really cry the lock out, then no one will persuade her, cry to death!

But the problem is that this is impossible, so the village chief of Baogen came out, "Copper lock damn, don't cry, everyone think of a way, how to save the copper lock!" ”

What else is there to think about, naturally it is the county hospital!

Anyone can think of this way, but the problem is that the entrance of the hospital is open to the south, and if you are sick and have no money, don't come in.

For the poor villagers in Fengshuba Mountain, the problems that money can solve are all problems, such as tonight's welcome feast, which is almost the ration of most families in the village for three months.

This world is like this, when something happens, some people are sad, and some people are happy.

The only two of the two Zhang Chaoqiang and Ning Qingzhong, who studied clinical medicine, were happy, and the sick number appeared, which meant that it was time for their performance.

Zhang Chaoqiang didn't wait for Yan Xinyue's orders, so he stood up and stepped forward, but the old mother of the copper lock was holding the child so tightly that he couldn't help but shout: "What are you crying about, hurry up and let me see!" ”

Let you see? What kind of fresh tofu skin are you? The villagers were a little unhappy when they saw a guy with no ~ hair on his mouth shouting and drinking like this to his elders.

Yan Xinyue saw that everyone's expressions were wrong, and the old mother of the copper lock didn't move, so she wanted to stand up and speak, but who knew that the village chief of Baogen took the lead again, "Yes, yes, how did I forget this stubble, we have a big doctor from Shencheng Medical College here!" Copper lock damn, you're about to cry, hurry up and let people take a look! ”

In Fengshuba Mountain, the village chief of Baogen is absolutely authoritative, and when he spoke, the copper lock and his mother quickly hugged the copper lock and put him on a square table that had been cleaned up.

Knowing little and little, pretending to be a representative. Zhang Chaoqiang is a top student of Shencheng Medical College, Yan Xinyue thinks that it is enough for him to be a representative, after all, he just swallowed a small lock, this is really pediatrics!

Zhang Chaoqiang got tacit approval, and then began to check the copper lock, which is worthy of being a high-level student, and the technique is professional in place.

It's just that...... This is also a fart, the lock swallowed it for a while, it must still be in the stomach now, has it already gone to the intestines?

After such an examination, Zhang Chaoqiang said nonsense: "The lock is still in the stomach, we have to find a way to get it out!" ”

After hearing this, the villagers nodded their heads, the big doctor from the provincial capital, it is really different, there is no hair on the mouth, the medical skills are so old-fashioned, you can know where the lock is by touching a few times!

After Zhang Chaoqiang finished speaking, he suddenly pinched the chin of the copper mouth, making his mouth open, and he quickly reached in and picked it twice.

"Wow~~" Copper Lock retched, but in the end he didn't spit out anything.

The little guy is really solid enough, he has caused such a big disaster, and he is as ignorant as if he is nothing, when he was checked by Zhang Chaoqiang just now, he was still happy, and even now he was almost vomited, but he still didn't cry.

Once it didn't work, Zhang Chaoqiang pinched his chin again, and put his fingers into the mouth of the copper lock again.

"Wow-" The sound was loud, but it was not from the copper lock, but from Zhang Chaoqiang.

Although the copper lock didn't cry or make trouble, he had been made very uncomfortable by Zhang Chaoqiang just now, and he was not happy in his heart, so he dared to come now, so he bit Zhang Chaoqiang fiercely.

Zhang Chaoqiang shook his hands and flew and jumped on his feet, which made the villagers laugh.

Seeing everyone's expressions like this, Zhang Chaoqiang's face was embarrassed, and he was a little angry, so he took the chicken feathers as an arrow and said to Gu Feng and Ning Qingzhong: "Then whoever is who, you hurry up and move the medicine we brought!" Zhang Chaoqiang came to the end, holding chicken feathers as arrows, which helped others.

Ning Qingzhong and Gu Feng glanced at each other, and before they could come back to their senses, the village chief of Baogen, who had a quick reaction, immediately pointed at a few men among the villagers: "You, you, you, and you, hurry up and bring the medicine." ”

Five large cardboard boxes were quickly carried by the sturdy and powerful villagers, which were full of medicines and equipment, which were donated to Fengshuba Mountain by Shencheng University.

The medicine came, Zhang Chaoqiang opened the box, rummaged through it and found it, and at the same time said to Gu Feng and Ning Qingzhong: "Then who is who, you come over and help me find an emetic medicine!" ”

Who is who, who is it? Boss Ning Qingzhong was unhappy, but finally walked over and helped find it.

Gu Feng left his seat as early as Zhang Chaoqiang was speaking, walked to the parents of the copper lock, and asked something in a low voice.

The emetic drug was quickly found, and not long after pouring it into the copper lock, the copper lock vomited.

Seeing that the copper lock finally vomited, the villagers' hanging hearts finally let go a little, it would be good if they could vomit, and if they could vomit, they could vomit out the lock.

Ideal, always very beautiful and plump. But the reality is always very skinny.

The copper lock vomited for a long time, and he vomited everything he ate at noon, in the morning, and even overnight, but he didn't vomit out what he had just eaten.

At this time, the villagers who were originally optimistic began to worry, and Wang Dazhu, the copper-locked father who was originally a little high in blood pressure, rushed up even more, because his precious son, who was like a life-root, had been tossed to the point of not being human.

More than an hour has passed, or two hours, and no one has carefully compared it, but in the eyes of the villagers, this time is as long as a century, but the lock is still in the body of the copper lock.

"I can't spit it out, the lock should have been in the intestines!" Ningqing Middle Road.

Zhang Chaoqiang was originally full of confidence, but at this time he was also a little flustered, and asked in a low voice: "Then, what should I do?" ”

Ning Qingzhong glanced at him, "What else can I do?" Catharsis! ”

So, the two began to look for laxatives again.

vomiting up and down, they don't believe that they can't force the lock out.

At this time, Gu Feng, who had disappeared for a while, came back, and when he saw the scene in the field, he finally couldn't see it anymore, and if he continued like this, he finally had to get to the point of disemboweling his stomach for surgery.

"Forget it, you two should get out of the way!" Gu Feng walked up and said with a sigh.

Both of them glared at him angrily, but it was mostly because they were angry, because they were also starting to get anxious.

Seeing that they didn't get out of the way, Gu Feng didn't bother to talk nonsense, stretched out his big hand, and pushed the two aside like a wind sweeping leaves.

As soon as the copper lock was let go by the two of them, he immediately sat up on the table, and saw Gu Feng actually stretching out his hands to him, obviously asking him to hug him!

This hedgehog uncle who eats meat and drinks like a wolf and a tiger, but the idol of the copper lock, he swallowed the lock head like pork in order to imitate Gu Feng.

"Little guy, let's see if you dare to be so skinny next time!" Gu Feng stretched out his hand, scratched his nose, and then took him into his arms, and finally brought out a plate of fragrant fried leeks and leeks as if he were juggling.

Copper lock looked at the dish curiously, and then looked at Gu Feng, a pair of smart eyes turned around, but he just didn't speak.

"Copper lock, this dish is made by my uncle, there is a lot of sesame oil, you come to smell it, is it fragrant?" Gu Feng took the dish and turned it in front of his nose.

The copper lock sniffed vigorously, then nodded, and then wrinkled his little face, because Gu Feng took the dish away again!

"Hehe, I'm kidding you!" Gu Feng said that he would sit down, bring the food to him, and then pick up the chopsticks and say, "Come, I'll feed you!" ”

Only then did a smile appear on Copper Lock's face, and then he took a big gulp.

Everyone looked at this scene strangely, this guy with no ~ hair jumped out to make a fuss, but what the hell is he doing?

It didn't take long for the copper lock to finish the plate of fried leeks and leeks.

Gu Feng wiped his oily mouth for him, and said, "Okay, it's okay, go back and wash and sleep!" ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, is this all right? It seems that the lock is still in the belly of the copper lock!

Looking at everyone's puzzled expressions, Gu Feng smiled, "That, please ask my tutor Professor Yan to explain to everyone, I'm a little sleepy, village chief, village chief, where do I sleep tonight?" ”