[649] Equivalent exchange
"You don't sleep yet."
"I don't think if you're thrown into a fishpond, I'm going to save you."
"You spent two hours getting up and getting dressed, and when you saved me, I let the fish eat as bait."
Lin Ran laughed out loud with a "flutter", and then stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "What is the one you are carrying in your hand." ”
"It's a gift from Brother Sheng."
"Brother Sheng asked you to go out to give you this?"
"Well, my gift." I carried the suitcase to the side, "Daughter-in-law, how do you open this lock?" ”
"Tell you the password."
"Well, this is a test, you see that wherever there is pie in the sky, you need your own efforts, and you need to get prizes by hard work."
I put the suitcase on the bed and looked at it carefully, it was leather, silver, and had a password on both sides. Obviously, the password needs to be adjusted to open the suitcase.
Lin Ran also leaned over, "Liuliu, what's in this box." ”
"How do I know, have you ever seen a birthday person give you a gift to wrap up the gift, and they still tell you what the gift is inside."
"Roll the calf, what does this have to do with birthday presents." Lin Ran glanced at me with disdain: "Just pretend to be mysterious with me." Tell me the password. ”
When I heard this, I looked at Lin Ran with confused eyes, "I don't know the password." ”
"Less fart, hurry up."
"I really don't know." I knew she didn't believe me, so I simply raised my hand and said, "I swear, I really don't know." It is Wang Tiansheng's son who deceives people! This oath is poisonous enough."
Lin Ran snorted and laughed, "It's poisonous enough, if Brother Sheng heard it, he would definitely regret not throwing you into the fish pond just now, but I also wondered, have you ever seen a birthday gift wrapped in a lockbox and not tell you the password?" ”
"That's the mood, just guess the password slowly."
"Guess?" Lin Ran smiled and stretched out his hand and pointed, "Well, it's an ordinary password suitcase" while counting, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, six, six, brother, let's start from 000000001 and end with 99999999." Sixth brother, how much time do you need. How much energy, this person who gives you a gift is so interesting. Very good, Wang Liuliu. ”
I rubbed my head and thought for a moment, "What does it mean." ”
"What's the point."
I took the Swiss Army knife out of my pocket, and with the saber in my hand, I didn't say a word, and I was about to plunge down.
Lin Ran: "Hey, hey. After two sounds, he reached out and grabbed my wrist, "What are you doing, what are you doing." ”
"Cut it open with a knife, or how do you know what's inside."
"Then isn't this very good-looking suitcase over, I still want to put something in it in the future, how beautiful this silver lockbox is."
"What do you do?"
"You can't try them one by one."
"There's always a way. I believe in you, Six-Six. ”
I rubbed my head and thought for a moment, "Everyone is so busy, how can we have time to do these things." ”
"Then you won't be busy."
"Who isn't busy." followed by my eyes, and smiled at Lin Ran, "Daughter-in-law, I know, you wait for me." ”
"Why are you going?"
"Go to my boss"
"No, what are you looking for your boss. It's all this time, and your boss hasn't slept yet. ”
"How can he be sure, knock him up when he sleeps." Thinking of this, I took my suitcase, put on my pants, opened the door shirtless and went out, and when I arrived at the door of my boss's room, I began to knock on the door. "I'm afraid that my boss won't wake him up when he sleeps.
Who knew that before the fourth knock, the door opened. Jiang Debiao was in good spirits, shirtless, wearing briefs, with a towel around his neck, he didn't have a tired and sleepy expression at all, and stared at me with big eyes, "What are you doing?" ”
"Boss, what are you doing. I'm looking for something for you."
"It just so happens that I'm looking for you too." Jiang Debiao stretched out his hand and hugged me, "Come in and say, come in and say." I'm afraid you're sleeping, so I'm too embarrassed to disturb you. ”
"Well, I also stood at your door for half an hour and then heard movement in your room, so I was embarrassed to knock on the door, or I was embarrassed."
"It's okay, what are you polite to me. Sixth brother. ”
"That's it, I'm not polite to you." I smiled at my boss, looked at the boss's room, it was very clean, the quilt was very neat, the computer was on, and there was no game, and then there was QQ, the boss turned around and did the front of the computer, knocked in front of the keyboard, and smiled at me after knocking, "Sixth brother, talk about your business first." ”
I stretched out my hand and pointed at Jiang Debiao's QQ, "Who are you chatting with, you don't sleep so late." ”
"Sixth brother, this is what I want to tell you."
"What's the matter?" I sat down on the bed and put the lockbox aside.
Jiang Debiao also sat up with a smile and handed me a cigarette, "Come, sixth brother, smoke." ”
"It's been a long time since you've signed a bill with me, boss."
Jiang Debiao nodded, "Yes, Tang Jie gave me money a while ago, and Wang Tiansheng always lost my money before, so I don't have anything to use it for." So there are still some savings. ”
"Oh, that's it." I looked at Jiang Debiao, "What are you looking for me, why are you so late and still not sleeping." ”
Jiang Debiao let out a sigh of relief and shook his head, "Sixth brother, I am now trapped by love. ”
"Tang Jie."
Jiang Debiao shook his head: "No." I'm done with her. ”
"What's the end, don't you have a crush on her?"
Jiang Debiao glanced at me, "Don't mention it, anyway, she is in the past tense, Lao Tzubai has been serving her for several days, grass." ”
"You kid, then why are you trapped in love now."
Jiang Debiao's face was confused, his eyes narrowed into a slit, he held a cigarette, tilted his head, was silent for several seconds, and then let out a sigh of "sigh". "I played a game two days ago and met a little girl named Tao Mengxing." Later, the two of us added a QQ number, and they chatted, and slowly started video chatting, playing games together, anyway, playing very well, and now I suddenly found that I seemed to be in love with her. ”
"Tao Mengxing?" I looked at Jiang Debiao with some curiosity, "Net name? ”
"No, the online name is Lady Liberty, her real name is Tao Mengxing, she is also at home, I am also at home, the two of us are together every day, and now we have formed a habit, I found that I am in love with her, and the two of us are now sleeping at a time, eating at a time, and going to the toilet at a time. What do you do in one time? ”
"Oh, then she comes to the eldest aunt and you come to the eldest aunt?"
Jiang Debiao nodded worriedly, "In short, the two of us are inseparable, together every day, I am really in love with her, long hair, the type I like, now the two of us, it is time to meet, you know what I mean." ”
I reached out and grabbed Jiang Debiao: "Don't say that you want to call her to FX." ”
"Sixth brother, you know me too well." Jiang Debiao's face was moved, "But she didn't want to come, and asked me to pick her up." ”
I had a bad premonition, holding the lockbox, "Brother Debiao, it's late, you go to sleep, I'm sleepy too, I just went to the wrong room." Bye. ”
"Don't, don't" Jiang Debiao grabbed me. I just got up, but Brother Debiao's strength is really not blown, and I was dragged to the bed again, "Sixth brother, if I go by myself, I don't have a car, and I don't know the road, I am no longer shy or something when I see her, let's go together, pick her up and one of her sisters, and take them over to play." ”
"What is there to play. There's a lot of fun in this place of FX. ”
"Tourist attractions. FX here is still very famous for its tourist attractions, I just looked at a lot of mess, and now it's almost autumn, and the temperature is just right, and the two of them said to travel. Such a situation is the case. ”
"Then you can't go by yourself, how much does it cost, you can sign it for me."
"It's not a problem with money, you know, sixth brother, for me, the problems that money can solve are not called problems, anyway, I will take you with me."
"I'm not going, where do I have time. Are you trying to trick people into getting laid?"
"What is cheating, it's a mutual willingness, besides, why don't netizens go to bed when they meet, everyone is so busy, right?"
I nodded, "Jiang Debiao, do you know, if you want to touch the meat, you have to have a thick face, this is an eternal truth, since you are shy, then you still want to touch the meat, then you go to Tang Jie." ”
"I don't, I don't like that old woman."
I was suddenly a little surprised, "Oh, Brother Debiao, what is your situation, didn't you let me play the sympathy card with you before, so what cards are you playing now, hot and cold?" ”
"No, no, serious, I want to see Tao Mengxing, and she will bring a little girl, the little girl is still a beauty. You can, you know."
"I'm not interested, I won't do it." Then I had to get up and leave.
"Sixth brother, don't go." Jiang Debiao grabbed my arm again, "If you want to go with me, you must come with me." ”
"Why?"
"Because of this lack of morality, I can only have confidence and courage in my heart if I pull you along."
How I listened, how awkward. followed by a slap on the head at my boss, "Fart, what are you talking about, have you ruined my reputation like this, what's wrong with me, have I ever done something immoral." ”
Jiang Debiao hurriedly slapped his mouth, "No, no, I didn't mean that, Sixth Brother." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, you can't say anything, I won't do this with you."
"Sixth brother, sixth brother."
"Starlings can't do it, don't go, don't go if you don't go." I looked at Jiang Debiao very resolutely, "What are you kidding, when is it, I still have the heart to accompany you to meet some netizens, and I will pick it up and send it, do you think I look like I have a sick brain." ”
"Not really." Jiang Debiao replied very simply, and grabbed me with a hand, "But if you don't agree to me today, then you don't want to step out of this threshold." ”
"You threaten me."
"I didn't threaten you." Jiang Debiao was very serious, "You are not willing to dedicate a little bit of your strength to my lifelong happiness, do you say that we are still brothers." ”
"Damn, what do you want to be happy with if you find one from the Internet? Brother Debiao, don't make trouble for me, I can see the power of online dating. ”
"I don't care anyway." Jiang Debiao grabbed my arm stiffly, "If you don't promise me, I won't let you go." ”
"Then I'll sleep here."
"Sleep?" Jiang Debiao stretched out his hand and pointed at himself, "I haven't slept for a day and a night, you still want to sleep, don't think about it, I'll stay up with you, fight with you." ”
"Damn, are you forcing me to break out."
Jiang Debiao smiled slightly: "Well." ”
I looked at Jiang Debiao, raised my fist, and thought carefully, "Today, Lao Tzu spared your life." In the blink of an eye, I smiled, "Jiang Debiao, that's it, you look at it." You have something to ask me, I also have something to ask you, you help me do my business, and then I help you do your business, how about it. ”
[PS: The outbreak of seven watches for two consecutive days is over, if you have a ticket, give a ticket]