Chapter 542: Trickery
The female reporter entered Gu Feng's consultation room.
After sitting down, he looked left and right, as if he was looking for an escape route.
Gu Feng didn't think so, sneered in his heart, wanted to escape? This time you won't be able to fly.
Reaching out and pulling a new medical record book, he took out a pen and asked, "What is Reporter Ye's full name?" ”
"Ye Mei!"
"Gender?"
Ye Mei was dumbfounded, "Doctor Gu, do you think I look like a man?" ”
Gu Feng glanced at her and muttered to himself, "Yes, men don't have such big boobs!" ”
"What?"
"Uh...... I said you're a woman! ”
Ye Mei was speechless for a while, anyone can see that I am a woman, except for lust.
Gu Feng asked again: "Age?" ”
Ye Meixiu covered her mouth and smiled: "Guess? ”
Gu Feng looked at her very lovelessly, "Reporter Ye, if all the patients are like you, then I don't think I need to be a doctor, I can change to fortune telling!" ”
Ye Mei sweated slightly, looked down at her mobile phone, and there was no movement, so she deliberately said: "Special treatment for special patients, just guess!" ”
Gu Feng had goosebumps for a while, and said expressionlessly: "I can't guess!" ”
Ye Mei said timidly: "Guess it." ”
Gu Feng sweated wildly, looked up and down, and guessed deliberately disgustingly: "Thirty-two? ”
Ye Mei sweated, "Am I so old?" ”
Gu Feng asked suspiciously: "Is it possible to be twenty-three?" ”
Ye Mei laughed, "Then it's twenty-three!" ”
What do you mean by counting? Yes yes, no, no? There is no difference between pretending to be tender and pretending to be B!
However, Gu Feng still nodded and said, "Well, it's not too old!" ”
Ye Mei sweated again, what is not too old, I am not old.
Gu Feng asked again: "Home address!" ”
Ye Mei said: "No. 92, Huabianling Street, Xia Ni Town, Longping District. ”
"Phone number?"
Ye Mei couldn't help but sweat again, how could it be more troublesome to see a doctor than to check the household registration?
“138293540XX”
Gu Feng nodded, and after filling in the first page of the case, he put down the pen and asked, "Why are you uncomfortable?" ”
Ye Mei pointed to her chest.
Gu Feng looked at it, "The left liver, the right gall, and the middle is the heart, well, you may have a bad heart?" ”
Ye Mei was stunned for a moment, "My heart is broken?" ”
The heart is not bad, can you expose my shortcomings in front of so many people? Gu Feng nodded and said a little tactfully, "This is just a preliminary estimate. ”
Ye Mei was a little disdainful, she was still a miracle doctor, I think she is a complete quack.
Gu Feng asked again: "What kind of uncomfortable method is it?" ”
Ye Mei said: "Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it doesn't hurt, it hurts when it shouldn't hurt, it doesn't hurt when it hurts......"
Gu Feng looked stunned, and quickly interrupted: "Reporter Ye, I'm sorry, I want to ask when it should hurt?" ”
Ye Mei realized that she had lost her words, and her face was embarrassed, "That, I mean that it doesn't hurt when it's usually fine, but when it's time to work or do something, it hurts!" ”
What you do is a lack of morality, and it will naturally hurt, Gu Feng nodded, "Do you have symptoms such as palpitations, shortness of heart, stuffiness, and palpitation?" The main thing is panic? ”
Ye Mei said ambiguously: "Sometimes there are." ”
Gu Feng brushed down a line of dragon flying phoenix dance complaints in the medical record book, and then asked, "Do you have irregular menstruation?" ”
Ye Mei's face was hot, and she shook her head and said, "No!" ”
"What about the white belt anomaly?"
Ye Mei's face was hot, and she shook her head again.
"Where's the smell?"
Ye Mei's face was no longer hot, but hot, suspecting that she was not looking at traditional Chinese and Western medicine, but gynecology, so she quickly shook her head, and looked at the mobile phone in her hand again, but there was still no response, so she had to shake her head again.
Gu Feng looked at her face and asked her to stick out her tongue again, before motioning for her to put her hand on the pulse pillow and give her a pulse.
Just the more he probed, the tighter his brow wrinkled, but this was not because her illness was very complicated or too serious to be true, on the contrary, her pulse was calm and powerful, her tongue coating was normal, her complexion was moist and red, and under the combination of the four diagnoses, it was found that she did not look sick at all.
Malinger?
What's the point? Gu Feng raised his vigilance again!
At this time, Ye Mei's mobile phone rang.
Ye Mei lowered her head and glanced at it, but she didn't answer, but a smile that couldn't be concealed appeared on her face.
This expression fell into Gu Feng's eyes, and he felt even more inexplicable, what the hell is this woman doing?
"Reporter Ye, your phone is ringing."
Ye Mei lowered her head to take a look, extinguished the phone and said, "It's okay, a boring person, he always calls to harass me, don't pay attention to him." ”
Gu Feng didn't believe her nonsense at all, this call was definitely unusual.
This woman must be playing some kind of conspiracy.
It's just that what it is, he can't guess for a while.
"Doctor Gu, where is your bathroom?"
Hearing her ask like this, Gu Feng originally wanted to point it out to her, and then went in by the way to give her a twist and make her confess honestly, but after listening carefully, he found that there were footsteps outside the corridor, it was estimated that it was a security guard or other medical staff, and if the noise was too loud, it would definitely attract others.
However, the biggest reason why Gu Feng didn't dare to act rashly was that he couldn't figure out the reality of this woman, and after thinking about it, he shook his head and said, "Reporter Ye, I'm sorry, I don't have a bathroom here, only at the end of the corridor outside." ”
Ye Mei was slightly stunned, and then lowered her voice and said, "I'm not trying to relieve myself, I'm ...... The underwear on the shoulder is off and I want to tidy it up! Just lend me a place to carry people. ”
Gu Feng looked at her shoulder, as if there was nothing wrong, followed her gaze suspiciously, and found that she was looking at the rooms on both sides of the consultation room, the two rooms, one was the examination room, and the other was the doctor's lounge.
Just when Gu Feng was hesitating, Ye Mei had already stood up and said, "Doctor Gu, I'll go in and get it, and it will be fine soon!" ”
Want to put a bug on me? Camera? Or poison me? Gu Feng felt that she must not be allowed to succeed, so he said: "Reporter Ye, those two rooms are disinfected, there are some valuable instruments inside, outsiders can't be allowed to enter, you better go to the bathroom outside!" ”
Ye Mei didn't expect this man to be so shrewd, as if he had completely seen through what she was thinking. But then, she laughed, "Doctor Gu, it seems that you are not ordinary shrewd!" ”
Are you going to tear your face?
Gu Feng sneered: "Reporter Ye has won the award!" The main thing is that your acting skills are too poor when you are not sick and pretending to be sick! ”
Ye Mei was slightly stunned and then laughed again, but her pretty smiling face gave people the feeling that she didn't smile, "Doctor Gu, I didn't expect you to be so cunning, I don't know if you've heard of it?" No matter how cunning a fox is, he can't fight a good hunter! ”
Gu Feng said coldly: "I think this should be said in reverse!" ”
"Really?" Ye Mei snorted noncommittally, and then her eyebrows sank suddenly, "That's okay, I'll make you the fox can't eat it, and you will make a fuss!" Let's take it! ”
Gu Feng thought that she was going to put a hidden weapon or pull out a gun or something, and she was ready to dodge and shoot, but who knew that she suddenly put her hands on the collar of her skirt, and then tore it violently.
"Woohoo!" With a sound, Gu Feng was stunned to see that Ye Mei's neckline was torn open by herself, and the crisp breasts with black tattooed breasts were half-concealed and half-hidden, a snow-white breast peak, undulating mountains, beautiful.
Gu Feng's eyes widened, and he subconsciously burst out with a sentence!
"Wow! It's huge! ”
Ye Mei was ashamed for a while, but there was more of a mocking sneer on her face, and then she pounced and hugged Gu Feng.
"What do you want to do?"
Gu Feng was taken aback and wanted to push her away, but found that he had grabbed a soft ball in his hand. Looking down, he saw that his hand was grasping one side of her breasts impartially.
Ye Mei's delicate body couldn't help but tremble, but she still reacted quickly, grabbed his hand with shame, entangled him tightly, and then opened her throat and shouted, "Come on, help, indecent!" ”
Before she could stop shouting, there was a jumble of footsteps in the hallway, and countless reporters with long guns and short cannons rushed in the doorway.
Immediately after, Gu Feng's eyes were spent, because countless flashing lights lit up.
At this time, Gu Feng completely understood, it turned out that this woman gave him a fairy jump, and that phone was the secret signal that the person she had prepared had arrived at the door of the Chinese and Western medicine department, as long as she shouted, these people would rush in.
The first strike is stronger, and the second strike is really suffering!
Gu Feng shouldn't have let her into the consultation room at all, or let her enter the consultation room without any nonsense, and just click on her acupuncture points.
It's just that the opportunity is fleeting, and Gu Feng's lack of decisiveness has caused the current situation that seems to be a catastrophe.
Looking at Ye Mei, who was holding her clothes tightly with one hand and wiping her tears with the other, Gu Feng couldn't help but give her a thumbs up, "Reporter Ye, you have a good means!" ”
Ye Mei was very proud in her heart, but she pretended to be humiliated on the surface, "Woo, Doctor Gu, how can you be ...... like this?"
Gu Feng frowned, took a step forward, Ye Mei pretended to be extremely frightened and shrank back, her male assistant hurriedly protected her behind her, and shouted at Gu Feng: "What do you want to do?" What do you want? ”
The other reporters also pressed up, and they yelled and scolded Gu Feng in indignation.
"In broad daylight, you dare to do such a thing that people and gods are angry about, and you can still be a doctor? I think the scum is pretty much the same! ”
"Yes, it's just scum, hooligans, beasts!"
"Don't talk nonsense with him, beat him, beat him!"
"It's not a pity to kill this kind of person."
“……”
All of a sudden, countless punches and kicks rushed towards Gu Feng's body......