[676] Brother Feng fell in love at first sight
Li Feng smiled at this time, and gently patted Xinxin's shoulder, "Quilt, quilt, pillow." At this temperature here, do we big men sleep naked? ”
Xinxin then clapped his hands vigorously, "Hey, hey, I'll just say there's something missing, haha, remember, remember, you guys are waiting for me." ”
"I'll go with you." Li Feng was on the side of his heart, "There are too many things, I'm afraid you won't be able to take them alone." ”
"Ah, that's fine, let's go, let's go." With a big grin, he reached out and grabbed Li Feng's hand, and the two of them went out of the room.
Watching the two of them run out, I subconsciously said, "Damn, how can I learn from Lao Tzu this heavy color and light friend's ability, don't go to visit my injured brother first, run over to talk to the little girl about love." ”
As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a pain in my head, "Why are you hitting me?" ”
"You think everyone is as shameless as you."
"What do you call me shameless, I really don't like to hear what you say. It's not me who is shameless now, it's Li Feng, you idiot. ”
Zheng Chun first grabbed my arm, then raised his big fist, and smiled at me, "What are you talking about, little Wang Yue." Brother, I didn't hear that. ”
I looked at Zheng Chun's fist, and decided to let him go today, not to hold him legally responsible for insulting my reputation for the time being, and to change the mood one day to be in a bad mood, and then to take out his anger on him, "Brother Chun, I didn't say anything, I didn't say you, I said Li Feng, let's Feng brother." I sighed, "emotional." ”
When Zheng Chun heard this, his big eyes widened, and his expression was very interested at a glance, "Why do you say that, who are you emotionally interested in?" ”
"That's the heart."
"It's impossible, Li Feng has been around for so long, and there hasn't been anything emotional about it, he won't."
I glanced at Zheng Chun, an emotional idiot, simple-minded, and well-developed limbs, you said that you are a big man with Duan Sanhu, why is this brain so bad, of course, I think about it, but I definitely can't say it, I looked at Zheng Chun with a smile, and said two words very calmly, "Brother Chun, bet?" ”
Zheng Chun's eyes shook, he reached out and touched his head, showing extra caution, and stretched out his hand, "First of all, it's not allowed to call me brother, and then call brother, I'm anxious with you, I don't understand." ”
I hurriedly nodded, "Mm-hmm, Koharuko, bet or not." ”
Zheng Chun didn't pay attention to me either, and thought for a while, "What are you betting on?" ”
"One hundred thousand." I said calmly, "100,000 yuan." "I am also calm in my heart, anyway, Lao Tzu doesn't, if you lose, I will give you Jiang Debiao, oh, no, I will give you the list of nearly 100,000 yuan that Jiang Debiao signed for me.
Zheng Chun glanced at me, not knowing what he was thinking, but he was extremely cautious.
"What's wrong, Haruko."
Zheng Chun didn't speak, and pondered for a while, and then he smiled, "Don't bet, but I just don't believe it." ”
"Then bet on it."
"I'm not Wang Tiansheng, I have a long memory, Lao Tzu doesn't bet with you. But Lao Tzu just didn't believe it. Zheng Chun looked quite unreasonable, "I just don't believe it anyway." ”
I smiled, "Don't bet, don't bet, look at it, after a while, Brother Feng came back with the quilt or something, Xinxin left, and he still had to ask me about Xinxin's situation." What is this heart for, it's a mess.
Then I learned Brother Feng's language and actions, "It's hard work, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for the trouble, thank you so much, these days, I guess I have to trouble you a lot." ”
Speaking of this, I hurriedly jumped to the opposite side, learning the voice of my heart, "Oh, it's okay, what's the trouble, it's all right, it should be, you can rest assured to talk about business with Lei Ye, what's the use of going to my place, just call me, I live in front of the place where you turn left and right and turn up and down." ”
Zheng Chun heard "what up and down"
"I'm just giving an analogy." Immediately after me, I jumped to the opposite side again, learning Brother Feng's voice, "Then it will be more troublesome for you, there is a chance, when will you go down the mountain, I will invite you to dinner, come to the Fang Dynasty, I will entertain you well, thank you for your help." ”
I jumped to the other side again, stretched out my orchid finger, and lowered my voice, "Okay." Hehehehe, don't worry, wait for us to send Lei Ye back, let Xiao An take care of Lei Ye, I'll go play with you, I haven't played outside for a long time, and then you can take me to have fun. ”
I jumped to the opposite side and said "cough" twice, and said very seriously, "Mmmm, don't worry, I will treat Miss Xinxin well." Then he jumped to the opposite side, and Orchid stretched out his finger, "Remember, don't cheat." Then continue to dance, "Don't worry, rest assured, I'm so big, I've never deceived anyone." ”
I was just about to continue jumping, but Zheng Chun reached out and grabbed me, "What are you doing, what are you doing, jumping around here, like a monkey, acting?" ”
I let out a few breaths, "Damn, I'm exhausted." You'll understand in a moment. ”
"I understand something."
I looked outside the door, Li Feng was holding three futons, and Xinxin was also holding two futons, and walked over to us.
The sixth brother calmed down, stood at the door, turned his head behind his hands, and smiled at Xiao Chunzi, "The show time begins, and the actors are welcome to enter." Then I reached out and gestured to invite them.
Li Feng hurriedly ran in, threw the futon on the bed, then turned around and ran over again, took the quilt she was holding in her heart to the room, threw it on the bed, and didn't forget to reprimand me, "Why don't you go out to help." ”
"If I go to help, I'm going to rob you of your chance."
"Fart, what are you talking about."
I smiled and stretched out my finger to say, "The heart is here." ”
Li Feng looked at his heart, "It's hard, it's hard." ”
Xinxin hurriedly shook his head, "It's okay, it's okay, it should be." ”
Li Feng took out the fruit from the side, "Let's eat some." "No, no, I don't want to eat."
"Let's take a break."
"No, there's something ahead of me."
Li Feng touched his head with an "ah" "It's hard work, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for the trouble, thank you so much, these days, it is estimated that I will have to trouble you a lot." ”
Xinxin shook his head very happily, "It's okay, what's the trouble, it's all right, it should be, you can rest assured to talk about business with Lei Ye, what's the use of coming to my place, just call me, I will live in the second house in front of you." I'm with Ann. ”
I looked at Zheng Chun very awesomely and found that Zheng Chun's cigarette was no longer smoking in his mouth. A demented expression.
"Then it's a lot of trouble for you, if you have a chance, when will you go down the mountain, I will invite you to dinner, come to the Fang Dynasty, I will entertain you well, thank you for your help." I must thank you well. ”
"Okay. Hee-hee-hee, don't worry, I'll definitely go, and you'll have to remember your promise when the time comes. ”
"Well, don't worry, I will treat Miss Xinxin well."
"Then let's pull the hook." The heart is very cute, and he stretched out his little thumb, "Pull the hook." ”
Li Feng looked around, a little embarrassed, and then stretched out his little thumb, "Hook and hang, a hundred years, don't change, whoever changes, who is a puppy." ”
I had goosebumps all over the floor, more numb than I expected.
Brother Feng smiled, "My brothers, have you arranged it?" ”
"No, it's arranged, I'll take you there."
"Okay, thank you."
"It's okay, I'll get busy first."
"Okay, bye-bye."
"Bye-bye" smiled and turned to leave.
Brother Feng breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the direction where Xinxin left, and was silent for a few seconds, then turned his body around, clapped his hands, and felt greatly comfortable.
I know that since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty pass. I shook my head and looked at Zheng Chun, still the same expression, that action, that demeanor just now, I didn't even blink my eyelids, like that, it was like being petrified, the cigarette in my mouth, the ash was already old.
I walked to Zheng Chun's side, took out the cigarette in his mouth, talked about the ash gently, and took the cigarette in my mouth, "Don't waste tobacco." I took a hard sip of it, "Ah, it's comfortable." I haven't forgotten to pat Zheng Chun's shoulder, "See, fortunately, you have a little memory, you know that you are a loser, and you want to replace you with Wang Tiansheng, that strength to not admit defeat and unconvincing comes up, then it is estimated that you will have to lose your life to me." ”
Li Feng was a little surprised on the side, "What do you say?" ”
"It's okay" I walked to the door of the room and opened my arms, "Ah, the sun is so good, it's so bright." Ah, the air is so fresh, and the world is so beautiful. I began to talk to myself, "The big name Yan Yuxin, the nickname Xinxin, is one meter six five tall, weighs ninety-five, and the bust waist circumference and hip circumference are unknown, but it should be able to reach a medium level, overall, it can reach the level of seventy points, anyway, it is one of the two maids beside Yang Lei, the main function, rubbing shoulders and beating back, if there are any hidden skills, then I don't know. At least she didn't show it in such a dangerous situation just now, but she was quite calm and didn't panic at all, she must have hidden skills. The man's actual age, twenty-five, according to twenty-six, the woman's makeup is light makeup, but it is estimated that the age is at most twenty-three, and the age of men and women is also in line, according to the sixth brother who has been in the killing field for so many years, oh, no, it is an experience analysis of the love field, love at first sight index, the man is 98, and the woman is 88. The mating success index, oh no, is the mating success index, 99%. As for the reproduction of offspring later"
Before I could say anything, I heard, "Roll the calf for me." "Brother Feng kicked me in the back of my ass.
"Oops." I was kicked out the door by Brother Feng.
Zheng Chun's super exaggerated roaring laughter of "haha, hahahaha, ahahahaha" came from inside the room. and Li Feng's scolding.
I patted my buttocks, looked at the people inside the door, and sighed, "Brother is the legendary Dugu seeking defeat, Wang Tiansheng is just the 10,000-year-old turtle next to my brother." You little tricks, little flower intestines, how can you escape such a keen intuition and extraordinary insight from my brother, grass! Are you kidding! I'm still pretending to be a calf with my brother, oops, oops, I'm still blushing, I said you're a little girl, and you're still blushing, oops, little seal, don't be angry, if you're angry, your face will be wrinkled, and it's easy to age, oops, little seal. Immediately after I saw Brother Feng's movements, I sighed in my heart, "I'm grass, mom, I've killed someone." "I turned around and ran.
I saw Li Feng holding a dagger in his hand, blushing, and chased after me. What are you kidding, brother is invincible in 100 meters, how can he be an opponent. While running, I didn't forget to turn around and criticize him, "Damn, Confucius and Laozi also have to get married, touch meat and eat meat, and have to have that kind of thought, this is not something unseemly." Grass, it's not like you've never had a partner, you're not a virgin, you're not a young man of a few years, pretending to be a calf. I'll rub, don't play with flying knives, Brother Feng, I was wrong. "I started running around again, and Brother Feng was chasing after me.