Lin Ran stretched out his hand and slapped me, "You pay attention to me." ”

"Good shot." Lao Dao answered on the side.

I smiled and said, "Big brother, can I say a few words." ”

When the old Taoist heard it, he was also very formal, "Donor, please speak." ”

I glanced outside the car, and my expression immediately changed, "First thing, please let go of my hand, and second thing, please get out of the car." I still have things to do today, in a hurry"

"You get up, you get up." Lin Ran said a few words to me, and then turned his head to the old way, "Master, is there a result?" Why don't you use a bamboo skewer or something?"

"He's a fool. What are you kidding, what is the identity of the sixth brother, what status, what role. ”

Lao Dao smiled at me, "I've been very proud lately." ”

"Is there one?"

"It's all written in your face. I know that, too. Shen Lin also smiled on the side.

"Don't make trouble, master, go down quickly, okay?"

Lao Dao thought for a while, stared at my face and looked hard, I was embarrassed to see it, and finally Lao Dao put down a sentence, "It's almost time for you to transfer." ”

I sighed, "What do you mean?" ”

"Well, it's just that there are still a lot of ups and downs, and it's not good, so I have to continue to escape." Lao Dao touched his beard and began to say to himself, "But it's not a bad thing. Well, the end result is good, but it's also something you can't accept. ”

"What are you talking about, what are you talking about?" Lin Ran was very interested and said, "Master, can you explain it clearly." ”

"He explained it to you, didn't he understand." I glanced at Lin Ran with disdain, "This fortune teller is saying a bunch of things you don't understand, arousing your curiosity, then seducing your interest, and finally, reaching out to ask for money, it is all this routine, a hundred years, and it will never change."

"You get up, it's none of your business."

"It's none of my business to tell my fortune, what's the matter, okay, okay, master, you can go down."

Lao Dao glanced at me, "The evil is blessed, and the bless is hidden!" ”

"Master, what you say, why do I feel so uncomfortable when I hear this?"

I glanced at Lin Ran, "Well, it's almost the effect he wants, come on." ”

"Can you please shut up?" Lin Ran said to me, "Be quiet for a while." ”

"I hate this fooling people when there's nothing to do." As soon as my voice fell, I found that Lin Ran and Shen Lin were both looking at me, and they were staring at me deadly.

I looked indifferent, "Why are you two staring at me?" ”

"And that dead face, it doesn't matter."

"Yes, yes." Shen Lin followed Lin Ran's words, "He dares to say that his face is second, and no one dares to call him first." ”

"Fart, don't you know Lin Yifei." After I said it, I felt that I had said it wrong, and I covered my mouth.

"Haha" Lin Ran and Shen Lin both laughed.

"Alright, alright." I was a little embarrassed, "Master, can you go down?" ”

Lao Dao nodded, "Well, young man, do you remember our three-year appointment?" ”

"What's three or five years."

Lao Dao smiled, "It's been more than a year, almost two years, and a little more than a year, think about it, our three-year appointment." ”

", you're not a little girl, what do I have to date with you." As soon as the words fell, I felt that my arm was extremely painful, "Oops, oops, you tap, tap." ”

Lin Ran pinched my arm and said fiercely, "Be respectful to the master." Do you hear me? ”

I nodded vigorously, "Let go, let go." ”

Lao Dao smiled: "Then that's all for today's hexagram." "Follow the old way and look at me" I advise you, cherish it, those around you, those you cherish very, very much. Men, women. ”

"What do you mean?"

Lao Dao shook his head, and put on an expression of fairy wind and crane bones, shaking his head while touching his beard, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed." Heaven must not be revealed."

"Alright, then you can get out of the car," I said, and I pointed out, "Malier, get out of the car, don't get in my way." ”

"Wait." The old man touched his head at this time, smiled embarrassedly, and no longer had the appearance of the fairy wind crane bone just now, and laughed as obscene as he was, "You see, I've been tight on money lately." ”

I looked at Lin Ran, "See, see, the main topic is here, the front is all nonsense, and the last one is the main topic, before the sixth brother gets angry, hurry up and give me the king and eight calves, do you hear it." ”

Lao Dao listened, "You kid." ”

"Roll the king and eight calves." I continued to curse.

At this time, Lin Ran pinched me hard, "You give me a quiet moment." Then he said to the old way, "Master, how much do you need." ”

Lao Dao smiled slightly and stretched out two fingers.

I glanced at him, and I really felt that he was annoying, so I took out twenty yuan change from the car, "Here you are, here you are, let's go quickly." ”

Lao Dao took the twenty yuan in my hand, smiled very satisfied, and then when I thought he was going to get out of the car, Lao Dao stopped smiling, and said very calmly, "It's not enough." ”

", twenty isn't enough?"

"Yes, not enough."

"You get out of the car."

Lao Dao shook his head: "No." ”

"If you don't do it, I can do it."

"Young man, are the hexagrams I calculated for you before?"

I looked at Lao Dao and thought about it for a while, but I really didn't say it accurately. He didn't say that I didn't have any ideas, he said this, I thought about it, and it seemed that it was really accurate, "You've just got a few right." ”

"There will be a day when you will come up and beg me." Lao Dao put on an expression of fairy wind and crane bones again, and then stretched out his hand, with an obscene expression on his face again, and smiled, "Twenty is really not enough, and a box of condoms is still thirty." ”

"Fuck me!" Then I was depressed, and took out another two hundred yuan from my clothes, "What kind of old way are you, I know that you are fooling people." Then I handed it to Lao Dao again, "Okay, okay, let's go, don't fool people." ”

Lao Dao took the two hundred yuan, "Have I fooled me, you will know sooner or later." I never fool people. ”

"Well, this sentence is so familiar." I looked at Lao Dao, "I kept telling people that eight years ago. ”

As soon as the words fell, Lin Ran and Shen Lin laughed again, and the two of them covered their mouths and didn't dare to laugh.

Lao Dao sighed and put two hundred into his clothes. Then look at me.

"Get out of the car, what are you doing, I'm going to beat someone if I don't get out of the car."

Lao Dao looked at me, still calm, "It's not enough." ”

"Fuck me!" This time, I was really angry, "You're not done." I don't want to give a face, isn't it! Not twenty, not two hundred, is it two thousand? ”

The old man said "ah", and he knew that he was at a loss, "It's time to pay the rent." Now that prices are rising a lot, I still have to eat, don't you say?"

"Aren't you all fucking otherworldly, and what kind of fireworks do you eat?"

Lao Dao sighed, "Hey, I'm adapting to the changes of the times, five hundred years ago, people called me a god operator." ”

"Five hundred years ago, you were still under the Five Finger Mountain." I snorted.

"Haha." At this moment, Shen Lin and Lin Ran both laughed, and their laughter was extremely exaggerated. Both of them couldn't help it.

Lao Dao looked at me, "Giving, or not giving." The two thousand were borrowed. I'll pay you back. ”

"Nonsense, naturally don't give it. Borrow and don't borrow. ”

"Okay, the old man is quite pitiful, either you can't sit here anymore in winter, and besides, you must be destined." Lin Ran thought for a while, "Uncle, I am a person who is Xinyuan, these two thousand, I will give it to you, you find a place to live, and also, do you have no children, let an old man of such an age live like this, then your children are too unfilial." ”

"What's the matter? Do you want to give? I glanced at Lin Ran, "You're crazy." ”

Lin Ran pushed me, "It's none of your business." Then he took out his wallet, counted it, and there were a little more than two thousand in it, and then he took out two thousand.

", can't give. Damn, fooling people in front of Lao Tzu"

"Quiet." Lin Ran said to me, "My money, I can give it if I want to, I look at the old man for pity, and I see that you are destined." I'm for your good. ”

"." I was so annoyed that I wanted to refute it. Lin Ran had already stuffed the money into the old man's hand, then turned his head to me and said, "You can't control my money." Then he said to the old man, "Uncle, go find a place to live." In this winter, there is also the need to contact your children, and filial piety comes first. They should. It's really not possible, you can go through legal means."

I was really depressed, I looked at Lao Dao fiercely, and then looked at Lin Ran, who lacked heart.

Lao Dao took the money in his hand and glanced at Lin Ran, but he was not polite. smiled at Lin Ran, "I will help you escape a catastrophe." Some losses, but survival. Otherwise, you will be killed."

"Damn, you can't say anything nice after taking other people's money, fuck." I was furious.

Lin Ran pushed me violently, "Get up, it's okay for you." Then he smiled at Lao Dao, "Master, if you really can, I hope you can help him escape the catastrophe." I'm fine. After Lin Ran finished speaking, he smiled happily.

When Lao Dao heard this, he glanced at me.

"What do you see?" In fact, I was still very moved in my heart, and I was moved by Lin Ran's words.

Lao Dao sighed, "Are you sure?" ”

Lin Ran smiled and said vigorously, "Well, you have to be sure." ”

Lao Dao stretched out his hand to Lin Ran and beckoned, "Come on." ”

Lin Ran was a little surprised and stretched his head over.

Lao Dao put his mouth to Lin Ran's ear, didn't know what he muttered, and then looked up, "Can you hear clearly?" ”

Lin Ran's face changed suddenly, and after thinking for a while, Lin Ran smiled and nodded slowly.

Lao Dao also smiled, looked at me, and stretched out his hand to point, "Sooner or later, there will be a time when you beg me." "Then take the money and open the car door" Don't go southwest. Otherwise, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. ”

Shen Lin stretched out his hand to close the door and looked at Lin Ran, "Two thousand, just give it." ”

Lin Ran sighed, "It's okay, it's mostly fate, whether he is true or not, he is quite pitiful." ”

"Okay, what did he just tell you."

Lin Ran glanced at me and was silent for a few seconds, "It's nothing." ”

"If not, forget it, if there is, don't take it seriously, he fooled you. The sixth brother has been fooling people for so many years, and he hasn't fooled out two thousand two hundred and twenty yuan at once,. ”

"I said Sixth Brother, you still remember the two hundred and twenty yuan."

"It must be remembered."

"Haha" The people in the car laughed.