Chapter 80: The exam yields a big-headed Buddha
In the past two days, Gu Feng ushered in the day of the practical skills examination for TCM practitioner qualifications.
There is a good saying, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry. Gu Feng didn't take this practical skills test seriously, but Mr. Wu and Dean Zhou attached great importance to it. When Mr. Wu was leaving, he instructed Gu Feng to be cautious, and Dean Zhou was even more concerned, on the day of the exam, Lin Zixuan was sent to escort him early, and the name of escort was actually supervision, so as not to make a late farce like last time.
"Doctor Gu Feng, you have to behave well today! You know, our whole school is very concerned about your results in this exam! After getting into the car, Lin Zixuan changed his previous appearance of facing each other with horizontal eyebrows and evil eyes, but instead smiled like a peach blossom to cheer Gu Feng up.
Gu Feng looked her up and down, and even reached out to touch her forehead.
"What are you doing?" Lin Zixuan slapped his hand away with some annoyance.
"I don't have a fever, why did you start talking nonsense early in the morning?" Gu Feng teased Lin Zixuan for a moment, and then said disdainfully, "Whether I did well in the exam or not, it's their business, and the whole hospital is really hypocritical." ”
Lin Zixuan was embarrassed, although her statement was a little exaggerated, but there was no need to be so sarcastic and thorny, she looked at Gu Feng angrily, but saw this guy's snickering expression, and immediately understood, this guy didn't mess with him, he wouldn't be cold, and he wanted to be angry and find a mountain to worship.
Although she knew that the other party was a trick, she still fell for it, but if you want to say that she is a trick, no one will object.
"The surname is Gu, if you have the ability, don't just be able to do it in front of me, I'll take a full score this time."
"I got a perfect score, are there any rewards?" Gu Feng asked heartlessly.
Lin Zixuan is annoyed, whether you do well or not is all your own business, do you think this TCM qualification was examined for me? But remembering what Dean Zhou said when he went out, she had no choice but to suppress the anger in her heart and ask with a smile, "What reward do you want?" Do you want me to watch a movie or eat with you? ”
What she said was the opposite, but Gu Feng waved his hand and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Those are too unrealistic, it's almost the same if you come to me directly for a friendly match!" ”
"Friendlies?" Lin Zixuan was stunned for a moment, and asked in a daze: "What is a friendly match?" ”
Gu Feng was a little sweaty, and explained vaguely: "It's the meaning of in-depth communication, do you understand?" ”
Lin Zixuan nodded as if he didn't understand, but he still asked puzzledly: "But what is the exchange?" ”
Gu Feng thought about it for a while, and said two words very implicitly: "Bed skills!" ”
Speaking of which, if Lin Zixuan still can't understand, it's not pure, but stupid. Immediately, he blushed and yelled at Gu Feng: "The surname is Gu, if you don't play hooligan for a day, you will die?" ”
"Hey, yes, when did I get so nasty?" Gu Feng reflected carefully, he would never die if he didn't play hooligan, but life would become meaningless, because unconsciously, he had regarded playing hooligan as an important entertainment pastime.
Lin Zixuan was cold, and ignored him again.
I didn't say anything all the way, and I arrived at the place where the exam was.
The examination of the practical skills of TCM physicians is still in the School of Medicine of Shencheng University, but it is not a one-time pass, but is divided into three stations, which is a bit of a three-level killing!
At the first stop, a case information is provided, and candidates are required to complete the summary of the four diagnoses, etiology, pathogenesis, location, pathology, identification of TCM disease syndromes, diagnosis basis, TCM treatment, prescription, prescription name, drug composition, drug dosage, decoction method, etc.
The case information that Gu Feng got only saw that it was written: The patient has diarrhea that does not stop, the color is dark and not fresh, the stool is pus and blood, red and white, tenesmus and heavy, and it does not heal for a long time. Abdominal pain and warmth, short urine, pale tongue, slow pulse.
After seeing the case information clearly, Gu Feng couldn't help laughing, such a simple case was embarrassed to take out the examiner, and he blushed a little for the examiner.
Then he picked up the vibrating pen and brushed the pen, and the first stop came down, only less than ten minutes.
The second station is to test the basic operation of traditional Chinese medicine, moxibustion operation, acupuncture and acupuncture operation, acupuncture and moxibustion abnormal situation treatment, common emergency acupuncture and moxibustion technology application, cupping technology application ability, and massage technology application ability.
Test these things? For Gu Feng, it's simply an insult! Because it's as easy for him as snot running down to the corners of his mouth and licking it with his tongue.
Gu Feng originally thought that he could win this exam without much effort. However, who would have thought that when the third argument was answered, something went wrong.
Enter a room where three old men sit behind a row of tables.
Gu Feng was a little stunned, thinking that he was not taking the Chinese medicine exam, but entering the audition scene of a happy girl!
In front of each of the three old men was a sign that read: Feng Luguo, Lei Sanwen, Zhu Weibo.
They sat there without smiling, their expressions were majestic and solemn, which made the atmosphere in the room a little tense, and it was a bit of a three-hall trial.
Although Gu Feng didn't know what the origin of these three people was, he was also a little nervous, sitting in a precarious position, looking like a child who had made a mistake from a close distance.
"You are Gu Feng?" The old man named Feng Luguo on the left asked first.
This posture is a bit unkind, Gu Feng pursed his lips, and said in his heart that I won't come yet.
"I am!" Gu Feng's voice was like a bell answering, he was never afraid of the enemy's torture.
"I heard that you are a disciple of Old Mr. Wu?" The one in the middle, Lei Sanwen, asked again.
"Exactly!"
"I don't care who your disciple is, in our place, there is no real material, absolutely don't want to fool around!" The person sitting at the head of the right, Zhu Weibo, said.
"Then let the horses come!" Gu Feng said plainly, in fact, what he really wanted to say was, this, do you have a grudge against my master for taking his wife and killing his father?
Such presumptuous words, as well as that arrogant attitude, are obviously not what a candidate should have, the old man surnamed Zhu was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, so he almost slapped the table and opened the case.
Next, the three of them gave Gu Feng questions according to the outline, but they had the meaning of catching Gu Feng according to the chapter.
Feng Luguo asked about special sweating: self-sweating, night sweating, absolute sweating, war sweating, head sweating, half body sweating, hand and foot sweating...... Clinical significance of various types of sweat.
If it were someone else, it would definitely be asked about sweating, sweating, sweating, waterfall sweating, Genghis Khan...... But Gu Feng didn't sweat a drop, but calmly answered one by one, talking eloquently, without any mistakes or omissions.
After Feng Luguo asked, then Lei Sanwen's question, taste.
The clinical significance of light mouth, sweet mouth, greasy mouth, sour mouth, astringent mouth, bitter mouth, salty mouth, etc.
This bit of pediatrics is naturally difficult for Gu Feng, and he always answers fluently.
It was the turn of the old man Zhu Weibo, who seemed to have a grudge against Mr. Wu, he thought about it, and actually gave Gu Feng a heavy taste, through it, through the measure, through the color, through the taste...... and so on.
Gu Feng's sweat, which didn't come out just now, all poured out at once, and his heart said that you are an old and immodest person, do you study this thing all day long?
It's easy, a round of basic defense.
It stands to reason that the first two stations have passed, and the meaning of this last station is enough, but these three obviously did not let go of Gu Feng's meaning! And Gu Feng didn't even have the slightest attitude to raise the noble hands of the three of them.
As a result, a new round of bombing came, this time it was argumentative and curatorial, and it was obviously more tricky, weird, and remote than just now, especially the question of the old man Zhu Hebo was even more bizarre.
Gu Feng calmly responded to the battle, and when he asked questions, he answered them, and his calm and elegant attitude seemed to be no longer fighting alone, but Mr. Wu and Master Da Liao's souls possessed together, and they became a three-in-one peerless medical god!
The exam was good, but in the end, it turned into a heated debate.
Gu Feng is from ancient times, and most of the prescriptions and even medicinal references used have been lost, although the antique and antique taste is strong, and it belongs to the old Chinese medicine, but it is difficult to understand and accept the modern Chinese medicine that is simplified to the point of simplicity.
"Nonsense, so mysterious, arrogant and rude, it's all bullshit, if it weren't for Mr. Wu's face, I wouldn't have bothered to argue with you!" Zhu Weibo was so angry that Gu Feng blushed and shouted.
"What kind of home remedies are unilaterally tested, and the good diseases that can be cured are good prescriptions!" Gu Feng was also angry, and sneered: "If it weren't for the qualification of this Chinese medicine practitioner, do you think I would spend more time with you?" ”
The argument between the old and the young turned into a quarrel in the end, which is really a bit surprising.
This one was so angry that his face turned purple, but the other two were a little embarrassed.
This Zhu Weibo has a grudge against Mr. Wu, but Feng Luguo, the one on the left, has a lot of friendship with Mr. Wu, so he came out to play a round and said: "Okay, what you two said makes sense, the problem is not on you." Some home remedies have been passed down for hundreds or thousands of years, and they are not necessarily useless. The fault is not Professor Zhu, nor is it this Gu Feng, but now our Chinese medicine is indeed an embarrassing state of existence. According to my experience in practicing medicine for most of my life, these prescriptions prescribed by Gu Feng are very ancient, and they are very strange under the careful tasting, which is worth studying and learning! ”
This is also pertinent, Gu Feng likes to listen, he is such a temperament, others respect a foot, he respects a foot, so he quickly stood up and saluted: "This teacher has won the award, the younger generation is not more important, there is something offended, I hope to forgive me." ”
"Hmph, they can let you pass, it doesn't mean I can!" The surnamed Zhu had a stubborn temper, and some people didn't want to go down the steps, but he still said in a weird manner: "I reserve my comments on your qualifications as a Chinese medicine practitioner!" ”
Gu Feng's brows furrowed, which tendon is wrong with you old thing!
"Also, it's useless to say that so many bells and whistles are useless, do you dare to treat them on the spot, to prove that you really have the qualifications to be a Chinese medicine practitioner!"
"Why don't you dare!" Gu Feng stood up and stood proudly.
"Okay, I'll find a sick number!" Zhu Weibo took out his mobile phone to make a call......