Chapter 107: A Salted Fish with Dreams
The diners at the porridge stall did not know the reason, but saw that a group of people had fought together.
Since getting the "Pearl of Rice", the rest of his life is very flexible, and he is not much better than those who have internal strength.
He lowered his head to dodge a fist and shouted, "Look at my legs." ”
Maybe it was a conditioned reflex, the man hung his hands down, and subconsciously put his crotch down, forgetting that he had protection.
For the rest of his life, he hit his face, but he was not tall enough, so he could only beat the big man in the chest.
The man was shocked when he saw Yu Sheng's finger pointing to the east and west, and then he couldn't help but be happy when he saw that his fist was weak and weak.
He straightened his chest muscles and wanted to bounce back for the rest of his life.
He did it, and for the rest of his life, he took three steps back to stand firm.
But the man didn't feel good, just because he wore a ring ring with thorns on his fist for the rest of his life, and the thorn pierced the man's chest and took away a trace of flesh.
"Despicable. The man roared, and a fist the size of a casserole was punched towards Yu Sheng.
In the moment of emergency, the man's fist was blocked by a salted fish.
This is a salted fish with a dream.
I saw that after the salted fish blocked his fist, he instantly hit the man's chest and slapped him out.
"It's you again. "The martial artist with the salted fish tail in his hand.
He is the martial artist who has only seen in the rest of his life without a knife on his waist and hanging a salted fish.
"Salted fish seller, it's none of your business here. The man stood up and said.
"I am not accustomed to your vile deeds. The martial artist said, "The land is not your family, why can't others do business?"
It turned out that the abalone shop was run by the martial artist's family.
The appreciative building is determined to become bigger with the sign of "Yangzhou's first porridge", and the adjacent salted fish shop is smelly, and the two families have no less conflicts because of this.
As a servant of the Cai family, the man often troubled the salted fish shop, but he was all blocked by the martial artists.
The two families were at loggerheads, and when they saw that the rest of their stalls were smashed, the martial artist felt the same way, so he took action.
There are many servants in the Cai family, and the man is not timid, he waved his hand and shouted: "It just happens that the new accounts and old accounts are calculated together, give me ......"
He didn't say a word "type" and was knocked away by a donkey.
Bai Xingxing was still fighting, Mao Mao ran over and knocked the person away, and then the people around Ye Zigao also flew away.
There was still a servant who wanted to make a move, and was sprayed with saliva on the face.
"Maomao. "The lord of the city, the donkey. "You dare to scold the city lord!" "No, I mean the city lord's donkey." ”
The onlookers were talking.
The field was quiet for a while, and the servants of the Cai family retreated to the side, only the man who was knocked off struggled to get up.
Yu Sheng walked over and pushed the man to the ground.
"Bang~" He kicked the man's crotch, "It's really defensive." ”
He looked left and right, couldn't find anything to take advantage of, and saw that there was a salted fish in the martial artist's hand, and said strangely: "Your weapon is a salted fish?"
The martial artist is strong and strong, and his chest is open, revealing bronzed skin and chest hair.
Hearing Yu Sheng ask him, the martial artist said: "Don't underestimate this salted fish, it can't be chopped, sawed can't be sawed, can't be boiled, can't be burned, and it's much more durable than a knife." ”
"It's still a salted fish with a dream. Yu Sheng said, "How about you lend me it?"
The martial artist handed over the salted fish.
Yu Sheng held the fork of the salted fish's tail, and felt very comfortable after waving it, "It's really good." ”
"yes. Maybe it was because others laughed at it too much, and suddenly heard someone applaud, and the martial artist was very happy.
For the rest of his life, he used salted fish to draw under the man's crotch,
The man hurriedly shook his head, "Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, be merciful, last time my daughter-in-law almost ran away with someone else." ”
"Really?"
"Really, really. The man said.
"Then this daughter-in-law can't have it. ”
"I also regret it, she used to be in the fireworks field, I thought it would change when I came out. ”
"It turned out to be an honest man. "Look at the man with compassion for the rest of his life.
"Ahem. Bai Xingxing reminded the rest of his life, "Now is not the time to make friends." ”
The rest of my life woke up, "It's okay to be merciful, but I have to ask for some interest." ”
He squatted down and stopped after leaving marks on the man's left and right eye sockets, "Now we're even." ”
Mao Mao's shot made the servants of the Cai family very jealous.
They heard someone snap their fingers behind them, glanced at each other, and quickly disappeared into the crowd.
For the rest of his life, he returned the salted fish and thanked the martial artist, and after introducing himself, he listened to the martial artist report his family "Lu Renyi".
"Your brother's name must be Lu Renjia. Yu Sheng said.
The martial artist shook his head, "Brother Lu Junyi." ”
He pointed to a man who was busy working in the fish shop.
The man was filthy and covered in fish scales, but he was very skillful in cleaning up the fish.
"My brother's fish soup is good, please try it another day. "The martial artist is warm-hearted.
Yu Sheng smiled wryly, "Forget it, I'm allergic to fish." ”
"Allergies?"
......
After greeting for the rest of his life, he returned to the stall, and the porridge bucket had bottomed out, even if the servants of the Cai family didn't make trouble, they should close the stall.
The people who came to see that the porridge was sold out and regretted it.
When they were packing up their things, they surrounded Yu Sheng, with Wu Zhu asking where Yu Sheng's home was, and a heavenly master asking Yu Sheng when he would come again.
Sitting on the donkey cart, the rest of his life bowed to everyone, "We'll come back tomorrow morning." ”
He even deliberately shouted such a sentence at the Appreciation Building, which made Cai Wanshou's face turn green.
"They have to be driven away, or I won't have the face to hang the sign." Cai Wanshou said.
Cai Wannian had already inquired clearly from the servant at this time, and he said to Cai Wanshou: "They are the ones who injured Ming'er a few days ago. ”
Cai Wanshou was even more angry, "Waste, it's just a joke, and he was knocked on the door." ”
A few days ago, Cai Ming was deposed, and in order to revive the majesty, he went to the Qinglou alone, but he was full of foreign appearances and became the laughing stock of the Qinglou, and gradually spread throughout the city.
"They have Mao Mao in their hands, what should we do?" Cai Wannian asked again.
"Find a dealer. Cai Wanshou said, "The donkey has lived in the dealer temporarily, and they have a way." ”
Without waiting for Cai Wanshou to rush to the banker's house in the afternoon, Cai Ming was already standing in front of him.
"Dad, don't worry, if he dares to come again tomorrow, I will make him lose all his money. Cai Ming gritted his teeth before being reprimanded.
Cai Wanshou asked him, "What do you do, if you are embarrassed again, don't blame me for breaking your legs." ”
"No, no. Cai Ming hurriedly reassured the old man, "This idea was come up with Zhuang Gongzi." ”
Cai Wanshou was much more relieved, "What's the idea?"
"Dad, do you still remember that sloppy Taoist priest?"
"Of course. Cai Wanshou nodded.
The sloppy Taoist priest came to Yangzhou last year, and he became famous in the city when he first arrived.
There is a teahouse outside the south gate of Yangzhou, and there is an old tree in front of the teahouse that can be surrounded by seven or eight people, I don't know how many hundred years it is.
It's just that the old tree was struck by lightning the year before last, so that the belly was empty and the tree withered.
Originally, the teahouse business was still very good under the tree, but after the tree withered, the scorching sun made the teahouse stuffy and unbearable, and the business gradually declined.
When the sloppy Taoist priest entered the city, the sun was scorching and he was hungry and thirsty, so he asked the owner of the teahouse for a cup of tea.
The owner of the teahouse allowed him.
After a cup of tea, the sloppy Taoist priest begged for another bowl of tea and put it in his mouth, rinsed his mouth and spit it in the belly of the tree.
The owner of the teahouse was about to reprimand him, but the Taoist turned to him and said, "And as a reward." ”
After that, the sloppy Taoist entered the city under the scorching sun.
The next day, when the owner of the teahouse got up and opened the door, he saw that the dead trees had sprouted and turned green.
The old tree came to life.