"Maomao, what do you mean, my mind is higher than your father, I don't know where it went, please don't compare!"

"I think it's half a catty!"

"What are you talking about?!" Lin Xiaohu leaned over with a wicked smile. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Lin Xiaohu didn't drive, it was Lin Quan and He Yali who picked him up.

After getting in the car, Lin Xiaohu sent the gifts he bought for the two of them to the two of them, and said, "Brother Quan, sister-in-law, little brother, I won't pay back the last gift, I asked my friend to bring two gadgets, I hope you don't dislike it." ”

Lin Quan didn't expect him to give him a gift, he was a little surprised, but he was also very happy, and he was very happy to look at the gift. He Yali knew that the reason why Lin Xiaohu gave him a gift was mainly to let him "accompany him", and the real purpose was to cover up the ambiguous fact of giving him a gift, and said with a smile: "Xiaohu, you gave this gift so well, I like to die." Your brother Quan has never bought me such high-end cosmetics. In the future, my sister-in-law will be better to you. After speaking, he gave him an ambiguous look.

Lin Quan shouted: "Wife, aren't you saying this with a clear conscience?" The money in the family is in your hands, you can buy whatever you want, I have never stopped you, right? You say I'm so busy at work, how can I have time to buy you cosmetics. I have that heart, but I really can't get out of it. ”

He Yali smiled: "Well, you're busy, you're busy, you're so busy that you're almost too busy." But I have to ask you, are you busy with work, or are you busy messing with flowers outside? ”

Lin Quan's heart was beating when he heard this, and he laughed and said, "How is it possible? I don't have the heart or the guts, and I don't have the time. ”

He Yali didn't continue to ask, and said with a smile: "In the future, if you like to buy it or not, anyway, I will be content with your good brother to buy it for me." ”

Lin Quan smiled: "Xiaohu is busier than me, how can I always buy you cosmetics when I have time......"

The three of them were talking and laughing in the car, and He Yali drove towards the hotel.

That night, Lin Xiaohu and others gathered at a table, pushing cups and changing lamps, laughing and scolding, very happy. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Fang Quan proposed, and everyone told a joke to help the fun.

He himself started first, telling an old joke: "There was a company that wanted to hire a female secretary, and then four women came to apply." The general manager asked everyone a question: name the purpose of the upper and lower mouths. The first said, "The upper mouth is for eating, and the lower is for drinking milk." The second said, "The top is horizontal, and the mouth below is straight; The third said: The upper mouth does not bleed, but the lower mouth bleeds once a month; The fourth said: The upper mouth is for his own use, and the lower mouth is for the general manager......"

Speaking of this, he smiled and asked He Yali: "Sister-in-law, which woman do you say this general manager will use?" ”

He Yali was accustomed to this kind of ** joke, and she was not annoyed at all, and said with a smile: "I'm thinking, what if this general manager is a woman?" ”

Fang Quan shouted: "It's a man, of course it's a man." ”

He Yali smiled: "If it's a man, choose the most beautiful woman." ”

Fang Quan said with a smile: "The most beautiful one may not be willing to dedicate himself." ”

He Yali pursed her lips and said, "Don't you just want me to talk about the fourth woman, I'm not as good as you want." Fang Quan laughed out loud when he heard this, as if he had already taken advantage of He Yali.

Lin Xiaohu couldn't help laughing when he saw it, and said in his heart, you are so happy because you have molested her once, if you let you enjoy the treatment I have received, you will not be beautiful.

Next, Lin Quan and the others each spoke one, and Fang Quan coaxed: "Sister-in-law, it's time for you to speak." ”

He Yali looked at Lin Xiaohu with a smile and said, "Let Xiaohu speak first, and I'll see who among you men is the worst." ”

Everyone stared at Lin Xiaohu's face, Lin Xiaohu thought for a while, and said, "I'll talk about one." Say, a reporter went to a farmer's house and asked the peasant woman: What do you think is the happiest thing? Peasant Woman: Do you want to tell the truth? Reporter: Of course! Peasant woman: Do that with your husband on the kang at night! The reporter was embarrassed and asked: What about happier things than this? A: Rest for a while and then do it! The reporter smiled and asked: Isn't there anything happier than this? The peasant woman lowered her voice: on someone else's kang. ”

When this joke was said, everyone laughed.

He Yali glared at Lin Xiaohu angrily, and said in her heart, you stinky boy, I am so good to you, you actually demean me in public, next time, I will never play with you again.

Lin Xiaohu knew that she had misunderstood when he saw her expression, and hurriedly said, "I didn't speak well, or my sister-in-law said one." ”

Fang Quanqi coaxed: "Yes, yes, sister-in-law should have said it a long time ago." ”

He Yali said: "A ** is waiting for a guest on the street, and an octogenarian woman asks curiously: What are you waiting for? The woman is not angry: Wait for the lollipop! The old woman also joined the team and waited for sugar and was arrested. The policeman asked the old woman: Can you do it if your teeth are gone? The old woman smiled and said, "I can lick it." After speaking, he glanced at Lin Xiaohu.

Lin Xiaohu immediately remembered the last time she gave herself food in her car, and her heart moved, and she couldn't help laughing, saying in her heart that this He Yali is really a wonderful person.

Fang Quan laughed wildly when he heard this joke, and he couldn't stop laughing for a long time. Lin Quan asked curiously, "Old Fang, is it so funny?" ”

Fang Quan patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother, your Yanfu is not shallow, it turns out that my sister-in-law likes to lick." ”

He Yali was immediately embarrassed and angry, and scolded: "Fang Quan, you get out of here, I'm telling a joke, who did such a disgusting thing?" ”

Fang Quan said with a smile: "Only my brother knows if you do it or not, haha." He Yali pursed her lips and didn't argue anything.

Everyone ate and drank until nearly ten o'clock, and then they had their best. Lin Xiaohu didn't prepare for any other activities, so he got up and went home. When Lin Xiaohu was about to settle the bill, he found that he had already been rushed by Fang Quan to settle the bill, and hurriedly stopped him to tell him.

Fang Quan smiled: "Brother, it's just money for a meal, why bother with it?" My brother has long wanted to treat you to a good meal, but this meal today is not counted, I will invite you another day. ”

Lin Xiaohu sighed: "This is already what you invited." ”

Fang Quan waved his hand and said, "Our brothers don't have to be so careful. In the future, you take care of my brother and me, and I have everything, hehe. ”

Everyone came to the parking lot downstairs, Fang Quan pushed Lin Xiaohu aside, and said in a low voice: "Brother, do you still want that Hou Xue?" If you don't, I'll be on it, brother. ”

"Which Hou Xue?" Lin Xiaohu was stunned.

"It's the two student girls we used to play with during the training together, and the white-skinned ...... one of them"

Lin Xiaohu doesn't remember what the parents look like, so why do you care about that.

Lin Xiaohu smiled: "Don't, you can go casually." ”

Fang Quandao: "But she still thinks about you in her heart." ”

Lin Xiaohu said secretly, thinking about my many women, do I want each of them, hehe, I don't have the energy, shook his head and said, "I'm not interested, you keep it for yourself." ”

Back at home, Lin Xiaohu called Guo Maomao and reported his whereabouts today.

The two chatted for a while, Guo Maomao suddenly changed the topic and said: "Zhenzhen is always entangled with you, in the future, you avoid her and try not to meet her." ”

Lin Xiaohu knew that she didn't say this for no reason, maybe she saw that she and Xu Zhenzhen were a little slim, and she still tasted it in her heart, so she specially warned herself tonight, so she said honestly: "Well, I will avoid her in the future." It's the same with you, if she is with you, you tell me in advance, and I won't see you if I don't see her. ”

Guo Maomao was very relieved after hearing this, and said with a smile: "You don't have to be so ruthless, you remember to hide if you can, just hide if you can, and endure her if you can't hide, in short, don't get too close to her." ”

After hanging up the phone, Lin Xiaohu thought of Xu Zhenzhen's picturesque and beautiful face, and thought of her slender figure in underwear, and regretted a little, many times when he could take advantage of it, why didn't he take the opportunity to take advantage of her? Thinking that she is getting deeper and deeper with herself, she also has a secret headache.

On this day, Lin Xiaohu was in the office, and suddenly received a call from Chu Jun, who had not been in touch for a long time, in which the two brothers told each other about each other's recent situation, and they were not bad.

Chu Jun was taken care of by Chu Qianqian's father, who was also his cousin, and a comrade-in-arms was taken care of that day, although he was not as good as he imagined, he was also self-sufficient.

After ending the call, Lin Xiaohu returned to Shuangshui the next day.

When he arrived at Chu's house, he was a filial son for Chu Jun, and when he got up in the morning, he found that Wang Lizhen was losing his temper at Chu Youfang, blaming him for aiding and abusing. The king here is naturally Hu Wei. Chu Youfang smiled bitterly and listened to her complain, but he didn't argue.

Lin Xiao went up to play the round and said, "Teacher Wang, sit down and say." ”

Wang Lizhen was talking about her anger, and when she heard this, she snorted coldly: "If you sit and say these words, no one can run." ”

After speaking, he sat down on the sofa in a huff. Lin Xiaohu put the teacup on the coffee table in front of her and said, "Actually, Uncle Chu is also a victim, how could he think that his relatives would lie to him?" ”

Wang Lizhen said: "You don't have to say good things to him, who is Hu Wei, I have told him several times, but he just didn't listen, thinking that taking care of relatives has face......"

Chu Youfang was reprimanded by his wife in front of Lin Xiaohu, but he didn't feel ashamed, after all, Lin Xiaohu was not an outsider, not to mention that with his persuasion from the side, the anger in his wife's stomach could be dissipated faster, so he said: "Xiaohu, don't persuade me, there is something wrong with me in this matter, I admitted it last night, your teacher Wang scolded right, criticized well, I want to learn a lesson from it." ”

Wang Lizhen sneered: "Don't give me a mouthful, do you really think so?" And learned a lesson, this time the lesson was a big deal? I can tell you, all that money is deducted from your own salary card, and you are not allowed to touch a penny of your family. Hmph, when Chu Jun comes back, I'll tell him again, we want to criticize you together......"

More than half an hour later, Wang Lizhen, who originally had a fierce face, was already sitting in the private room of the old shabu shabu shop with a smile, and tasted the old-fashioned charcoal hot pot shabu with her husband Chu Youfang, as well as Lin Xiaohu and the driver Xiaoma.

The four of them chatted while eating, talking and laughing, and the atmosphere was very harmonious, although it was not a family, it was better than a family.

The three of them had just had a glass of wine when Chu Youfang's mobile phone rang. He took it out of his pocket, took it to his eyes, and frowned, "It's Hu Wei." ”

Wang Lizhen squinted at him and said, "Pick it up, look at what moths he has come out of again." ”

Chu Youyi answered, but before he could speak, he heard Hu Wei shouting: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, haven't you gotten off work yet?" When are you going back to Shuangshui Guest House? ”

Chu Youfang asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Hu Wei sighed: "Alas, I didn't expect the hospital here to be so dark, I looked at it casually and it was a few thousand bigger than me." I haven't turned over my funds yet, and there is nothing left after I pay the medical bills with the money in hand, and if I want to borrow some tweed from my brother-in-law, I don't need more, just give me a thousand eight hundred. ”

This request is not excessive, Chu Youfang just wanted to agree to him, but suddenly saw Wang Lizhen glaring at him fiercely, and hurriedly said: "You come to expand your business, why don't you bring enough money?" ”