Lin Xiaohu laughed, Cheng Mengmeng despised him for being unrighteous and asked him to use his brains quickly.

Lin Xiaohu hurriedly took a pen and paper from the table, held the mobile phone and lay on the bed, opened the cap of the pen with his teeth, spit it aside, and said with a smile: "Mengmeng, you read the question." ”

It only took less than ten minutes to answer the questions clearly, which made Cheng Mengmeng admire for a while, and sighed again: "Little uncle, if you are still studying now, you must be the top student of the school, I think you speak better than our teachers." ”

Lin Xiaohu smiled slightly, turned over, took out a lighter from his coat pocket, lit a cigarette, took a puff, spit out a few smoke rings, and asked softly, "Are your mother and your father at home?" ”

"My mom is at home, and I don't know where I'm going. Little uncle, you smoke again, don't smoke, it's not good for your health! Cheng Mengmeng heard Lin Xiaohu's voice playing lighter, and said very housekeepingly.

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Lin Xiaohu wisely put out the cigarette in the ashtray, Cheng Mengmeng, this girl, is really resilient enough, she has tried her Tang monk-like warning several times, and she will not give up until she achieves her goal.

"How could you not know where your dad is? What is your mom doing? ”

Cheng Mengmeng suddenly complained with grievances: "My bad father is not the best, he gets drunk outside every day, and rarely comes home to sleep. I went to his office yesterday, and his secretary said that he went down to do something, and the ghost knew what to do, he must have gone to play with Xiaomi. Mom is now fighting the landlord on QQ, and she has lost a lot today, and she is losing her temper. ”

Lin Xiaohu felt funny when he heard it, that big sister was so cute, and she played a child's temper when she lost a card, which was far from her own perception. Lin Xiaohu thought again, his level of fighting the land was not bad, but he didn't know where she was playing, and it might be a good idea to tease her if he had nothing to do.

The two chatted for a while, and Cheng Mengmeng said: "Mom is shouting outside the door to ask me to go to sleep, little uncle, can I go to your place to play on National Day?" ”

Lin Xiaohu didn't think much about it, so he casually said okay, remember to bring your luggage over.

As a result, there was silence for a long time, and after a long time, Cheng Mengmeng replied shyly: "Little uncle, I love you." After speaking, he seemed a little embarrassed, and hung up the phone in a hurry.

Lin Xiaohu listened to the busy sound from the mobile phone, he was really speechless for a while, he thought that after a long time, he might slowly fade that feeling, but he unintentionally provoked someone just now, it's really damned!

Lin Xiaohu woke up early the next day, but the others were late and looked like they hadn't slept well.

Lin Xiaohu thought, these guys must not have done anything good last night.

Chu Youfang is quite energetic, Lin Xiaohu thinks that he should not dare to mess around casually not far from his territory, and more importantly, he has a close relationship with Wang Lizhen, and he is still afraid that Wang Lizhen will hear something from Lin Xiaohu's mouth.

The next trip was very smooth and happy, first went to the Minority Festival, which was also very smooth and happy.

After two days of getting along, Lin Xiaohu has Chu Youfang, a lubricant, and it has almost become very easy, so he is naturally more familiar.

Chu Youfang, what you want to ask them to do should have been negotiated, and the others are also having fun and having fun, and they are all happy.

In the evening of the same day, the group drove to the big hotel in the city, and after being full of wine and food, they sat together and chatted, and it was inevitable that they would talk about this trip, and they all felt quite satisfied.

When I arrived in the city this time, I don't know whose family it is, and another woman entered, surnamed Guan, and the relationship looked good, so she should also be a systematic person.

After chatting for a while, "I'll give a toast to the leaders." Lin Xiaohu stood up and clinked glasses with them one by one.

Lin Xiaohu poured the wine into his mouth, and then, picking up the napkin on the dining table and pretending to wipe his mouth, he spit all the wine in his mouth on the napkin, sweating, he was scared by this group of drunkards these days, and now he is also thinking of a little trick to get by. But no one knows. And so they drank eight glasses in a row.

"Huang Ju, it's time for your section to begin." Section Chief Li looked at the leader surnamed Huang of the county bureau with a red face and said.

"Okay, Lao Li, the girl in your family is about the same age as this little brother Lin, haha, then I'll tell you about my uncle." Huang Ju swallowed the food in his mouth, then cleared his throat and said: "A family of two people and a woman, one day the old man said to his wife, wife, today someone kindly told me that our future aunt is very young!" When my wife heard this, she was anxious, so how can I do it! I can't let the woman suffer, blow it! The old man said, "If you can say it, you can blow it, and besides, it's just a matter of hearing, and seeing is believing." My wife said, what should I do then? The old man said, "Just call him and let the woman take a look." My wife said, yes! So I called the woman over and said to her, "Woman, call him right away and see if his thing is small?" The woman immediately called. He came immediately with a grunt. The woman took him directly to her room. Ten minutes later, the woman came out and told her mom that his thing was sometimes small and sometimes big! ”

When the Yellow Bureau finished speaking, everyone laughed. At this time, Lin Xiaohu glanced at Miss Guan beside him, and saw her covering her mouth with a napkin, as if she was trying her best not to laugh.

Chu Youfang laughed and said, "Lao Huang, you said such a joke, I'm afraid it's not appropriate for the young lady to be present, right?" ”

"Lao Chu, you have pity on the fragrance now, but you don't have to worry, Miss Guan is a female turtle, and she has drunk foreign ink in foreign countries, so she has seen a lot. I'm afraid that Brother Lin, people are still tender, and if they want to be like me in the future, it will destroy the flowers of the motherland. Huang Ju teased.

"Who is the female turtle? You've got new tricks! Miss Guan said with disgust.

"It should be said that women have returned from overseas." Section Chief Li added on the side.

"Hey, hey! This joke has been heard for a long time. I'm going to give you an anagram. Huang Ju began to speak again.

"How about it, Miss Guan and Little Brother Lin don't object, right?" Section Chief Li looked at the two.

"Whatever!" Miss Guan snorted and threw out a sentence.

Lin Xiaohu hurriedly said: "It's okay." ”

"Okay, then I'll say it," said Director Huang, squinting his eyes in a daze, "When Confucius was traveling around the world, one day, his mouth was dry, so he sent his brother to get some water. When they saw a well and were about to go down the bucket to dig it, they were stopped by an old woman who said that they could only fetch water if they guessed the answer to her anagram. So the old woman lay a short stick on her head horizontally, spread her legs on either side, and stretched her arms parallel to each side. Let them guess what the word is? The younger brothers couldn't guess correctly, and when they invited the old man to come, they still couldn't guess. Guess what the word? ”

"Not the word 'day'?" A director surnamed Zhou asked.

"Definitely not!" Director Huang firmly denied it.

"Is it the word '夭'?" Chu Youfang also asked playfully.

"Not really." Mr. Huang also gave a negative.

Lin Xiaohu watched with relish from the sidelines, how could this group of people have the highlights of the day, they are just a group of small people in the market.

Just when everyone stopped drinking, eating, talking and talking, Lin Xiaohu had already been soaked in the old yellow head, and it was time for him to show his skills, and said, "I know!" ”

"What!" Everyone focused their eyes on Lin Xiaohu's face, and even Miss Guan, who didn't show much concern just now, also looked at his face.

"Swallow." Lin Xiaohu smiled, and then said.

After a few seconds of silence, the room burst into laughter.

"Wow! Little Brother Lin, it's amazing. Lao Chu, your nephew is better than you. Director Huang extended a thumbs up to Lin Xiaohu.

Chu Youfang smiled and nodded: "Yes, this little is good, it's just a lot of ghosts." ”

"Lao Li, your future uncle is no longer used for inspection." Huang Ju said to Section Chief Li with a smile.

"Liu Li, your daughter won't be offended." Chu Youfang also smiled evilly and echoed.

"Ah, how?" Section Chief Li didn't react for a while.

"Without 'being in battle', can you guess such an anagram?" Huang Ju's words caused another burst of laughter.

Lin Xiaohu's old face suddenly turned red.

"Come on, drink." Lin Xiaohu was really afraid that they continued to ridicule him, and he was busy helping the leaders toast and serve food.

"Lao Chu, your brother is the master of this city, you will take us tomorrow to "inspect" the red light district here, I heard that it is very lively here. ”

Huang Ju was already a little drunk, if he wasn't drunk, he wouldn't have said such things openly in front of Lin Xiaohu.

"Okay, the order of the Yellow Bureau, my old Chu will definitely follow it. Come! What do we do!! After a few more rounds of toasting, Lin Xiaohu couldn't support most of them, and Huang Ju was lying on the dining table, and the corners of his mouth made Miss Guan frown.

"Xiaohu, they're tired today, don't drink here, let's get people back to the room first." At this time, Chu Youfang was still a little sober.

No matter how drunk people know how to go home, this is the personal experience of all those who have been drunk.

The dinner party was over, and everyone staggered, drunk, and dizzy, and went back to their rooms. Lin Xiaohu sent Huang Ju back to the room, only to see Director Huang waving to him and shouting before entering the room: "Little Brother Lin, don't forget to ask Lao Chu to take us to Happy tomorrow!" ”

Lin Xiaohu agreed with a smile and hurriedly sent him in.

Lin Xiaohu knew what the Yellow Bureau was going to see, striptease performances, this city is a tourist city, indeed, there are such performances in some places. Chu Jun is also a frequent visitor there, and often boasts that when he strikes, he will restrain and stop performing, and when the wind passes, he will start performing again.

Now it doesn't depend on the New Year's Pass, and it doesn't rely on major festivals, so naturally there are places to perform.

Lin Xiaohu returned to Chu Youfang and told Chu Youfang what happened just now, Chu Youfang said with a smile: "Tomorrow, there is time, but my younger brother's official authority is not small, I can't go, I have to avoid it." ”

Lin Xiaohu immediately said: "That's okay, I'll take them there, but Uncle Chu, you have to explain what you should explain, I'm not very familiar with that side." ”

Chu Youfang nodded and said, "Okay, but don't make a big deal if you take them there, it's not good if something happens." ”

Lin Xiaohu nodded and agreed, and then went back to their rooms.