Chapter 10: The Old Yellow Head
Lin Xiaohu looked at Chu Qianqian's chest, Chu Qianqian hurriedly hugged it with both hands, and said angrily: "Where are the dog's eyes looking!" What I'm asking is, how many times have you kissed a girl before! ”
"Ah, kiss?"
Lin Xiaohu hurriedly retracted his gaze, shook his head and said honestly: "Not once, today is the first time to ......"
"Really?"
"It's not good to die if you lie to you!" Lin Xiaohu swore and said.
Chu Qianqian thought about his performance when he kissed just now, he was stupid and clumsy, and felt that his words were still very credible, and she felt a lot better, at least he was also the first kiss, and he was quite handsome.
"It was an accident, you don't think about it, you don't have to say it, you know? Otherwise, be careful! ”
Chu Qianqian raised her fist and felt that it was still necessary to warn.
"What are you not allowed to say?"
"Kiss ......"
Chu Qianqian felt that her face must be flushed, and she couldn't wait to walk over and knock this stupid boy a few times, "The kiss is an accident, you are not allowed to think about it, and you are not allowed to say it!" ”
"Hehe, I'll listen to you." Lin Xiaohu was very obedient.
Chu Qianqian was satisfied, "Pig head, why are you so far away from me, afraid of me?" ”
"I... I'm afraid of what you're doing. Lin Xiaohu didn't want to be called timid, but he did have some awe of this noble girl in his heart.
"Hehe, you're still hard-mouthed, why are you hiding so far away if you're not afraid of me!"
"I ......"
Chu Qianqian smiled and said, "Don't let me, I'll sit down and eat quickly." ”
"Then you are not allowed to hit me, otherwise I will not be responsible for the accident." Lin Xiaohu carefully sat on the bench.
Chu Qianqian thought of the 'accident' on the sofa upstairs just now, her pretty face turned red, and she glared at him hatefully.
"Does it still hurt?"
"Where?"
"Your nose!" Chu Qianqian felt that Lin Xiaohu was either really stupid or really bad, how could a girl take the initiative to ask a man to be ashamed! I couldn't help but laugh when I thought of turning him into one with one kick just now.
Lin Xiaohu touched it lightly, and the pain made him take a breath.
Chu Qianqian looked at it carefully, asked Lin Xiaohu to wait, ran out, and walked in with a small bottle for a while.
"What do you take?"
"Anti-inflammatory potion."
"Huh?"
Lin Xiaohu grew his mouth in surprise, he didn't expect that he had offended her, and she would care about herself.
"Ahh
Chu Qianqian glared at him shyly, and felt that she was too good to him, in the past, at school, any boy who dared to touch his little finger would be beaten, and today let this bastard kiss and touch, and treat his injuries, he really couldn't be better, he was simply unreasonable.
"Don't know what's wrong, stick your head over!"
Lin Xiaohu couldn't figure out the temperament of this little girl, for fear of making her angry again, so he obediently straightened his head.
Chu Qianqian stood in front of him slimly, her jade hand pinched the cotton swab soaked in the potion and carefully wiped it on Lin Xiaohu's forehead, and gently blew the Buddha with her cherry mouth, which made Lin Xiaohu very comfortable, cool, itchy, and fragrant......
Chu Qianqian noticed the strangeness of his expression, and said a little embarrassed: "What's the matter, it hurts?" ”
"No, no."
"None? So what are you grinning at! ”
"It's so comfortable." Lin Xiaohu blurted out.
Chu Qianqian couldn't help laughing.
"In a little while, right away." Chu Qianqian said very gently.
"Hmm."
Lin Xiaohu closed her eyes and didn't dare to show her ugliness anymore, she only hoped that she could give herself medicine a few more times, the smell was so good.
"Pig's Head ......"
"Huh?" Lin Xiaohu has adapted to Chu Qianqian's weird name for herself.
"Are you hungry?"
"It's okay, not too hungry."
"Oh... Do you often come here to eat? ”
"yes, yes."
"Is it delicious?"
"It's delicious, my favorite food made by Aunt Meiyu."
"Hee-hee, I like to eat too. By the way, was it comfortable touching my boobs just now? ”
"Comfortable, soft ......" Lin Xiaohu enjoyed it and blurted out.
Oh my God, fooled! This little girl is really fickle.
Lin Xiaohu opened his eyes tremblingly, and saw Chu Qianqian staring at a pair of blood-red eyes, sharpening her knife.
Looking at Chu Qianqian's appearance of choosing people and devouring people, Lin Xiaohu estimated that he would be unable to escape death if he stayed any longer.
"Hey, why are you here......" Lin Xiaohu quietly moved his buttocks, and suddenly looked behind Chu Qianqian and said.
The moment Chu Qianqian looked back.
"I've seen you back!"
Lin Xiaohu gave up food and chose life, and before Chu Qianqian could react, he ran away.
Chu Qianqian raised her fist and looked dumbfounded, she had never seen someone running so fast, could it be that encountering danger stimulated her potential? But is it that terrible?
Thinking of what he had just said about touching himself, he was ashamed and annoyed, covered his hot face and scolded the 'bastard' and 'hooligan', and then 'giggled' again.
"Hey, why are you running so fast, have you eaten?"
Halfway through, Ma Meiyu grabbed Lin Xiaohu, who was running away.
"Auntie, I still have something to do today, so I won't eat it, I'll see you later."
Lin Xiaohu didn't dare to delay, afraid that Chu Qianqian would not let him go.
Ma Meiyu looked at Lin Xiaohu who was far away, and said to herself: "What's wrong with this kid today, it's weird." ”
Lao Huangtou is Lin Xiaohu's favorite person in Youhu Village, except for Ma Meiyu and Lin Xiaomiao.
Lin Xiaohu's biggest hobby is to sit under the big banyan tree and listen to the old yellow head talk about meat jokes while enjoying the shade during the slack time.
Lao Huangtou is a lonely old man, and he likes to tell stories about the Zhang family's daughter-in-law who was made to have a big belly before she got married, and the daughter-in-law of the Li family who cheated on someone when she was mowing the grass.
In Youhu Village, not only some bachelors love to listen, but even some married people also like to listen, under the influence of a group of old men, Lin Xiaohu from the beginning of shyness, slowly became a loyal listener of the old yellow head.
For Lin Xiaohu, it is no exaggeration to say that Lao Huangtou is his sexual enlightenment teacher.
Lin Xiaohu sometimes really can't figure it out, and he can't figure out where the old yellow head got so many pornographic stories and jokes, he can say it without repetition. Every time the old yellow head finished telling the story, Lin Xiaohu felt that he was hard underneath, walking with his legs between his legs, as if he was holding a tail.
In fact, Lin Xiaohu has always blamed Lao Huangtou for his evil behavior of peeking at Lin Xiaomiao taking a bath, and he has been taught by the old pervert from time to time, how can Lin Xiaohu, who happened to be in adolescence, stand it. Fantasy every day, lustful every day, and his interest in women is increasing day by day, and Lin Xiaomiao, who happened by chance, bumped into ......
Although the weather forecast calls for heavy to heavy rain tomorrow, it is still hot. Standing on the hill, the sun's afterglow illuminated the entire Youhu Village. Most of the people are hiding in their own homes to enjoy the cool and eat at this time, who else will wander around, except for me, a homeless person, Lin Xiaohu thought as he walked.
At this time, he was walking on the way to Lao Huangtou's house, and Lao Huangtou was also alone, he wanted to go there to have some food, and by the way, he listened to Lao Huangtou's story.
When he arrived at Lao Huangtou's house, the door was hidden, Lin Xiaohu called outside and no one answered, so he pushed the door and walked in.
When I got to the back room, I saw the old yellow head sitting alone in the room, looking intently at what book it was.
"Uncle Huang."
Lin Xiaohu approached and screamed softly. Although Lin Xiaohu is usually behind the scenes, he also follows the old man Huang and the old yellow head, but he can't help but respect him in person.
The old yellow head is lonely, and Lin Xiaohu, who is also a lonely person, is better than others, and he will keep a little bit of delicious food for Lin Xiaohu. Therefore, although Lin Xiaohu sometimes calls him Lao Huangtou, this title does not carry a bit of derogatory and disrespect, on the contrary, he is very close to him.
The old yellow head still looked down, as if he was fascinated, and ignored him.
"What kind of book is the old man, who reads so hard?" Lin Xiaohu secretly wondered.
Lin Xiaohu was a little curious, and walked lightly behind the old yellow head, "Uncle Huang, what book are you reading?" Lin Xiaohu screamed unexpectedly.
"Ahh No, no. The old yellow head was taken aback, hurriedly closed the book, turned to Lin Xiaohu and said, "It's just a broken novel, there's nothing to look at......"
"Bad novels?"
Lin Xiaohu smiled very badly, "Old man, you don't have three hundred taels of silver here, show me what kind of book it is." Don't worry, I, Lin Xiaohu, am a tight-mouthed person, and I won't tell you about it. ”
"Then you have to promise not to say it."
"Okay, I promise, I'm going to say it's okay to go out and have a baby, okay."
Seeing that Lin Xiaohu had promised, Lao Huangtou reluctantly handed over the book to him.
I took the book and looked at it, and the words "Collection of Ancient and Modern Yan History" were printed on the cover.
As soon as Lin Xiaohu saw this name, he was excited, and he couldn't control the urge to see it.
"Uncle Huang, can you lend me this good book for a few days?"
"No, I haven't finished reading it yet!"
Old man Huang saw that Lin Xiaohu's eyes were glowing green, and he didn't know his intentions, so he hugged him so hard that he was afraid of being robbed.
"If you don't borrow, don't borrow, look at your stinginess!" Lin Xiaohu pursed his lips and said disdainfully.
The old yellow head also felt embarrassed, "You kid, did I say I wouldn't borrow it?" Wait a few days, I'll lend it to you after I've finished reading it, why do you want to be in a hurry for a while. ”
"The daylily will be cold in a few days!"
"Ergouzi, what do you mean?" The old yellow head asked curiously.
"You'll find out in a few days."
Although the old yellow man's house is dilapidated, it is a treasure trove in Lin Xiaohu's eyes, and there are all kinds of books in it. I heard that Lao Huangtou's father was still the county magistrate of this county before the liberation, and he is also a famous family in this area. Lin Xiaohu looked around, trying to find a book similar to that in the old Huang Tou's hand, "By the way, Uncle Huang, do you have any other good books?" ”
"Three Kingdoms, Water Margin? Or Journey to the West? The old yellow man deliberately teased him.
"you, I'll see what those are doing!" Lin Xiaohu stretched out two middle fingers towards him.
"Ergouzi, you kid just don't learn well, what is the future of that book, you can still use it after reading the Three Kingdoms and Water Margin, you won't read it in vain."
"Old man, you've been watching it for most of your life, do you have any conclusions?" Lin Xiaohu asked him with a grin.
The old yellow man's face turned red, "You stinky boy, no big or small, haven't you heard a blockbuster story, your Uncle Huang will be developed in the future, you have to remember what you said today!" ”
"Okay, old man, you better wait for your blockbuster, I'll take a look at the book I want to read."