Chapter 645: You Bad Thing
Under the leadership of Lin Zixuan, Gu Feng finally saw the legendary bird's nest.
Looking at it from a distance, the ancient officials kept bowing their heads, "The bird's nest is worthy of being a bird's nest, it really looks like a bird's nest!" ”
Lin Zixuan laughed and laughed, the bird's nest is not like a bird's nest, can it be called a bird's nest?
However, Gu Feng's next question made her cry and laugh even more.
I saw him scratch his head and ask: "Although the bird's nest is a bird's nest, the problem is ...... What about birds? How I didn't see the birds! ”
Lin Zixuan sweated wildly and sprayed him, "The bird's nest only has a nest, no birds!" ”
Gu Feng asked again, "Where did the bird go?" Got out foraging? ”
This stupid question finally made Lin Zixuan unable to hold his face anymore, laughed "porphyry", covered his mouth and said: "Comrade, the earth is no longer suitable for you to stay, you better go back to Mars!" ”
Gu Feng finally smiled when he saw her, so he said happily: "That's right, this is the assistant Lin I know!" ”
Lin Zixuan knew that Gu Feng was deliberately teasing her, and quickly straightened his face, but he remembered the idiot question he had just now, and he didn't hold back, and his smile leaked out again.
Gu Feng was also accompanying Silly Le on the side, and then suddenly said, "Assistant Lin, I didn't realize until now that you looked so good when you laughed." ”
Lin Zixuan's face turned red, and he said, "Keep your sweet words and coax your Colonel Fan." It's the real ecstasy when she screams! ”
In the latter sentence, Lin Zixuan naturally only dared to say it in his heart!
The two turned around two nests in the Bird's Nest, and then went to Badaling to climb the Great Wall.
After going to the Great Wall, Lin Zixuan deliberately tossed Gu Feng, knowing that he had worked hard all night last night, he still climbed up with all his head and puffed up.
It's just that when she finally stopped to catch her breath, she found that Gu Feng was always unhurried, following her without moving forward, and there was still a smug and evil smile on her face, as if she liked to be behind her.
Lin Zixuan was annoyed in his heart, took a deep breath and continued to climb up, full of strength, and climbed up desperately, as if he wanted to compete with the fierce and fiery Colonel Fan last night.
When he finally landed at the pass, Lin Zixuan felt that both legs were weak, as if he no longer seemed to belong to him, and sat down on the stairs weakly, gasping for air.
Gu Feng also sat down next to her at the right time.
Because he was so close, Lin Zixuan could clearly feel the heat emanating from his body, as well as the manly aura that was no longer a stranger. I can't help but wonder in my heart, many sisters say that stinky men stinky men, why is this man sweating profusely, but he doesn't smell at all, and he still smells very comfortable?
For a moment, her thoughts couldn't help but go back to last night, to the amazing scene she saw last night.
Although she has seen similar images on the computer, it is a completely different feeling to be an audience in person.
She really couldn't imagine that a woman's body could be so soft, let a man rub and toss, but she didn't feel pain at all, as if she was very happy. And men can also be so brave, as if they have been added to the highest gear piledriver, and they have been snapping all the time, without the slightest stagnation and hesitation.
It wasn't until last night that she knew that men and women could be so crazy and so happy together.
Thinking of this, her heart seemed to beat faster, and her legs couldn't help but clench.
In a trance, he heard Gu Feng say leisurely: "I used to hear others say that the Great Wall is not a good sweat, and I never understood it, but now I finally understand!" ”
Gu Feng stretched out his hand and wiped it on his forehead, and when he spread it out again, he raised his hand to show Lin Zixuan, "Look, it's a lot of sweat!" ”
Lin Zixuan almost fainted directly, and threw him a pack of tissues before saying, "The surname is Gu, are you a college graduate?" ”
Gu Feng had only been in college for more than a year before he entered the hospital, so he replied honestly: "Three years away from graduating from college!" ”
Lin Zixuan sighed, it's not terrible to be uneducated, it's terrible to talk nonsense, "Doctor Gu, people can't say that the Han who is not a hero on the Great Wall is not the sweat of a good sweat, but the sweat of sweating and back." ”
"Oh, oh, yes?" Gu Feng suddenly nodded and said, "I understand!" ”
A middle-aged man next to him was sweating profusely when he heard this, and couldn't help but interject: "Girl, is there any difference between the sweat of this sweat and the sweat of sweating on the back?" ”
"Of course it's different......" Lin Zixuan was about to explain in detail, but suddenly found that he only cared about speaking smoothly, and he also got the words wrong, and he blushed and hurriedly corrected: "It's wrong, it's not sweat, it's a heroic man!" ”
After that, he gave Gu Feng a fierce look.
Gu Feng is very wronged, you made a mistake yourself, why are you staring at me, did I make you mistaken?
After the middle-aged man walked away, Gu Feng saw that Lin Zixuan was still angry, so he said, "Assistant Lin, don't be angry, although that uncle went to the Great Wall just now, he is by no means a good man!" ”
Lin Zixuan said angrily: "He's not a good man, isn't he still a eunuch?" ”
Gu Feng actually nodded, "Although he is not a eunuch, it is almost the same, you look at him, his face is yellow, his face is swollen, his Yin Tang is obscure, his eyes are dull, his lips are white, he is out of breath when he speaks, his legs are weak when he walks, it is obviously a lack of kidney water, and he is full of yang deficiency, I estimate that if he is not a premature ejaculation, he will definitely be impotence, so you don't have to take what he says to heart!" ”
"Phew!" Lin Zixuan couldn't help but blushing and smacking him, "If you don't know what kind of disease you can't see, you will see this kind of disease." ”
Gu Feng said: "I will also see other diseases, but this disease is very fine, or I will also show you to see if you have kidney deficiency." ”
Lin Zixuan was startled, and hurriedly avoided his gaze and scolded: "You are only kidney-deficient!" ”
It's just that after saying this, I can't help but think of the scene last night, this guy is so fierce and has a weak kidney? Kidney Qi is too strong, right?
Lin Zixuan didn't bother to pay attention to this over-energetic guy, took out a bottle of water from his backpack, and after taking a few sips, he saw Gu Feng looking at himself with blank eyes, and his throat kept swallowing, as if he was hungry and wanted to eat her alive at any time, he couldn't help but be shocked, looked left and right, and found that there were still one or two tourists in the pass, but now he couldn't even see a ghost, and he couldn't help but be even more afraid, "The surname is Gu, you, what do you want to do?" ”
Gu Feng licked his tongue, "What do you say?" ”
Lin Zixuan was even more scared, "Doctor Gu, you were only that last night, and now you ......."
Gu Feng sweated wildly, "What is this, I want to drink water, what do you think I am going to do?" ”
Lin Zixuan's heart was relieved, and he patted his chest and said, "Drink water, drink water, why do you look at people with such beastly eyes!" ”
Now it's Gu Feng's turn to be speechless, when is he a beast?
Lin Zixuan rummaged through his bag and said helplessly: "No, I only brought a bottle of water!" ”
Gu Feng looked fixedly at the bottle she was holding in her hand.
Lin Zixuan was stunned, "I've drunk this bottle!" Don't you dislike it? ”
Gu Feng shook his head, and said in his heart, why are you shivering so much, just give it to me, I really don't know how to wait for a man, if you want to change the golden lock or a small summon, you will already hand over the water as soon as possible!
Who knows that Lin Zixuan said: "You don't dislike it, but I dislike it!" ”
Gu Feng was directly angry, and he didn't bother to giggle with her, so he directly snatched the bottle.
Lin Zixuan shouted dissatisfiedly: "Hey, hey, are you mistaken, why are you so ungraceful?" Even the girls have to grab water. ”
Gu Feng countered his lips and said, "Hey, you are also very subtle, even people have to peek at what they do." ”
Lin Zixuan's face was embarrassed, and he couldn't say anything.
Gu Feng was really thirsty, so he picked up the water and poured it with his head up, until he drank it to the bottom, and then handed the bottle back to her.
Lin Zixuan said angrily: "You've finished drinking, what else do you want to do for me?" ”
Gu Feng said: "Of course I let you throw it away, I am very environmentally friendly and never litter." ”
Lin Zixuan was speechless again, and took the bottle he handed over stupidly, "As soon as I look at your appearance, I know that you are the one who has been the uncle at home." ”
Gu Feng was slightly surprised and said, "You can also see this?" ”
Lin Zixuan snorted coldly: "I can not only see, but also smell." From afar, you can smell the rogue smell on you. ”
Instead of being angry, Gu Feng smiled and said, "That's right, you can change your career to fortune telling!" ”
Lin Zixuan couldn't succeed, but he was angry with himself, and just said in a muffled voice: "I'm too lazy to take care of you." ”
Gu Feng smiled, "If you ignore me, won't I take care of you?" Assistant Lin, ...... last night"
"The surname is ancient!" Lin Zixuan originally made up her mind to ignore him and never say a word to him again, but when he mentioned last night, she couldn't help but get mad again, and shouted: "Please, don't talk about what happened last night, okay, even if I really saw it, and I deliberately peeked at it, can't you save me a little face?" ”
Gu Feng was stunned, "You really did it on purpose?" ”
Lin Zixuan almost roared, "You're deaf, I mean, even if it's!" You don't have to talk about it all day long, do you? It's really, like it's big, and it's great over time. Take a few viagra, which three-legged man is not as fierce as you! ”
"Huh?" Gu Feng's eyes widened, and he said aggrievedly for a while: "But I didn't take medicine!" ”
Lin Zixuan was also stunned, what did he say in a mess? I was so ashamed that I couldn't dig a hole in the ground and get into it.
The two sat awkwardly opposite each other, with big eyes peeking at small eyes.
After a while, Lin Zixuan said seriously: "The surname is Gu, I solemnly declare that last night's incident is already in the past tense, the so-called yesterday is as dead as the past, from now on, we will not mention it again, I haven't seen anything, and you don't know anything." ”
Gu Feng really wanted to ask her, do you think it is really useful to deceive yourself like this? But in the end, he just nodded tolerantly and said, "You can do whatever you say." Can you still show me back? ”
Lin Zixuan's voice couldn't help but rise an octave again, "I'm not as promiscuous as you, so obscene, so shameless!" ”
Gu Feng asked suspiciously: "That means you are also ......"
Lin Zixuan finally broke out, and knocked on Gu Feng's head vigorously with the empty bottle, "Grandma is a virgin or a virgin, she has always been a virgin, and she is still a virgin until now!" ”
Gu Feng could easily avoid the bottle, but in the end she didn't dodge, anyway, it didn't hurt, she knocked as much as she liked, and even deliberately cooperated with her to raise her hands and said: "Okay, okay, I understand, don't you just want to say that you don't want to be a virgin anymore, you didn't want to be a virgin in the past, you don't want to be in the past, you don't want to do it now, and you don't want it in the future?" Then I will fulfill you when I am free! ”
"You, you scoundrel!"
Lin Zixuan was completely stunned, threw the bottle and rushed straight towards Gu Feng, and after overpowering him, he pinched his neck with both hands.
Gu Feng didn't even resist, let her be on her body, anyway, she couldn't strangle herself to death, and being pinched by her could feel her plump and elastic breasts and soft body again, no matter how good this account was.
Lin Zixuan originally really wanted to strangle this hateful man to death...... At least she couldn't kill for half a life, but before she could help but let go of her hand and bounce away as if she had been bitten by a snake, because she felt a machine gun on his body slowly raising against her.
The two quarreled for a while, and finally got tired and hungry, so they went down in the sightseeing car.
When he was in the air, Lin Zixuan remembered what happened in the morning, "Hey, surnamed Gu, did you say that Gu Master could unlock the Gu on Wu Chao's body?" ”
Gu Feng pondered for a while, shook his head and said: "This is not easy to say, if the Wu family invites ordinary Miao people, it can only be a blind toss, and the more you toss Wu Chao, the worse the situation will be, and the easier it is to send him to see the king of Hades, because although this love Gu is not as domineering and deadly as the insect Gu, the solution is very complicated, and it must be a person who can play Gu or someone who not only knows Gu but is also very proficient in pharmacology to crack it." If they really are such Gu masters, it is very likely to be solved. ”
Lin Zixuan said a little anxiously when he heard this: "Then if the Gu on Wu Chao's body is unlocked, isn't your effort in vain?" Wu Chao and that Miao girl were also separated like this? ”
Gu Feng just laughed, although he didn't say anything, but that expression was equivalent to telling Lin Zixuan directly, do you think I'm such an old and treacherous person, like so stupid, don't you leave a back?
Lin Zixuan suddenly realized and said, "You left a back hand?" ”
Gu Feng put his finger on his lips, "The Buddha said that you can't say it, you can't say it!" ”
Lin Zixuan had no choice but to retreat and ask, "How could you have guessed that Wu Chao would invite someone else?" ”
Gu Feng said quietly: "Vice Premier Wu has not replied for a long time, what other ideas can be made besides this idea, do they really not want Wu Chao to live?" Flesh and blood are inseparable, Wu Chao is the only one who passes alone, and the people of the Wu family will never watch him die. But can the patients I take over be cured by others? This is also impossible! So, let's not be in a hurry, let them toss. ”
Lin Zixuan saw Gu Feng Chengzhu in his chest, and couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "The surname is Gu, when did you do something to Wu Chao, what kind of hands and feet did you do, tell me quietly, I will never tell others!" ”
Gu Feng smiled mysteriously: "The Buddha said that you can't say it, you can't say it!" ”
Lin Zixuan was so anxious that he couldn't get up or down, but he refused to say it, and he had no choice, so he had to scold helplessly: "The surname is Gu, you are really a bad thing!" ”